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Red Like Roses... (It's period 🔴)
Warning: fluffness inside. Also really long.
At Beacon during a more peaceful time.
Pyrrha: Hmmm it's quiet, too quiet.
Ren: I agree. It's never a good sign. We should be ready for something.
Jaune: Ready for what?
Nora: Oh you know usually things never stay quiet for long especially when we're right next door to the main characters.
*yang burst into the room*
Pyrrha: And speaking of the devil.
Yang: Quick hide! *brace the door behind her*
Jaune: Oh Shi- okay gangs we trained for this! Quick initiate Pattern Delta Phi.
Nora: Aye, aye dear leader, let's initiate plan hiding under our bed's like cowards.
JNPR: *Bracing for Impacts.*
*Yang holding the door with all her might*
Ren: Wait what are even hiding from in the first place?
Yang: No time to explain. Here it Comes!
A large sounds resembling explosion came from across the hallway. The door starts to violently shakes and rose petals soon violently burst into the room. Even with Yang putting all her strength into the door. Some rose petals still managed to get inside.
Yang: .... I think we're in the clear now.
Pyrrha: What just happened?
Yang: Eh, promise not to freak out?
Jaune: Okay, I guess...
Yang: Good enough. *shows team JNPR the source of the roses*
Ruby: Huee~ *sniffs* huee~ 😭
Jaune: Ruby?
Ren: It seems to be her.
Pyrrha: Wait. Where are Blake and Weiss?
Nora: Found them. They're buried under all of this Rose petals.
Blake: *coughing up a bunch of petals* Eww I got some of it in my mouth.
Weiss: .... I just saw my grandfather.
Jaune: Okay, can someone now please tell us what is going on....
*Cardin burst into the room*
Cardin: Why the Fuck are there Roses all over the damn hallways!?
Russel: Don't try to lie we know it's coming from team RWBY!
Yang: Wow, wow! False accusation, much?
Dove: Well we can't help it. Because whenever something bad happened It's usually always you four.
Sky: Fucking Main characters shit...
Nora: I know right!
Pyrrha: Nora! Which sides are you on?
Nora: Oops my bad... (I mean, I'm not wrong 😒.)
Ren: *shrugs his head* Nora...
Jaune: Can all of you please stop being aggro for just one second!
You're upsetting Ruby for brother's sake.
Ruby: Wah! Wah! Wah! 😭
Jaune: Also can someone please tell me what just happened?
WBY: *looking at each others*
Yang: *sigh* (I guess I'm the one that should tell everyone.)
How do I gently put this? Ruby is in her special time of the month...
Jaune: Oh...
Cardin: The fuck does that even mean?
Russel: the month?
Dove: I see... (Maybe if I silently nod people will not think I'm dumb.)
Sky: (okay, she had her period. What does that have to with anything?)
Blake: Typical.
Weiss: Can you guys be anymore of a dudebros cliche?
CRDL: Hey!!!!
Yang: Let me put it this way. Every time Ruby has her "special month" her semblance's goes all haywire for some reason.
Jaune: Okay I get the gist of it. Team CRDL go outside and clean the hallway.
Cardin: What! Why the fuck should we clean up their mess?!
Jaune: Because I fucking said so. Now go!
Cardin: Geez... Whatever. C'mon boys, we better clean up team RWBY's mistakes. Again!
*slams door*
Blake: Thanks Jaune.
Weiss: Geez Arc, when did you grow a spine?
Yang: I gotta say Vomit Boy. I never knew you had it in you.
Pyrrha: *blush* (So manly.)
Nora: That's our Jaun-Jaun.
Jaune: Blake, Weiss. Please help Cardin & his team with the clean up outside.
Weiss: What! No way. Why should we help those dunderheads in the first place.
Jaune: Because they're right that the mess was started by your team.
Weiss: I'm sorry, our? For the record it's just Rub...
Blake: We're on it Jaune. C'mon Weiss let's help clean up all this roses. *drags Weiss away*
Jaune: Pyrrha, Ren, Nora. I also want you to go out side and help them.
Pyrrha: I understand Jaune. I will do as you ask.
Nora: Oh c'mon Jaune, why us too?
Jaune: Because they're our friends, Nora.
Nora: Well I'm about to go back to my room... *gets yoinked*
Ren: It's okay Jaune. I will get her to help us.
Nora: *grumble* (Fucking Main characters....)
Jaune: Thanks Ren. And Yang I want you to stay and find Ruby's "hygiene" products.
Yang: Wow, wow! Settle down cowpoke. I don't think you being a man is qualified to be the one to help with Ruby's "issue."
Jaune: I have seven Sisters...
Yang: Sweet brothers in heaven!
Uh, I take that back you're clearly overqualified.
At least I don't have to help clean up. But what're you going to do Jaune?
Jaune: I'm going to go back to my room to make a tea for Ruby.
A few minutes later.
Jaune: Here you go Ruby. A sweet herbal tea with plenty of honey and sugar.
Ruby: ... *sniffs* Thank you Jaune. 😢
*sips*
Jaune: It's okay Ruby you don't have to thank me.
Ruby: But I caused so much problems for everyone. *sniffle*😞
Jaune: *headpat*
There, there Ruby it's okay that what's friends are for. And you didn't troubled me one bit. In fact I'm happy to be of use to you. It reminds me that I'm still useful to someone.
Ruby: Jaune please don't think like that. You always were important to everyone.
Jaune: *kiss forehead*
It's nice of you think that Ruby. But I'm not. I'm not special like you. You're destined for great thing while I'm.... Just me.
Ruby: 0-0
Jaune: What's the matter... Ohhh, ohhh no. I'm so-so sorry Ruby I didn't realize that... I usually did that to my little sister whenever she's sad.
Ruby: *blush*
I-I don't mind it at all Jaune. It's just that if you want to do it to me again a little heads up would be nice. 😖
Jaune: I'm so-so sorry Ruby I promise that I... Wait, what do you mean by again?
Ruby: Uhh....
Yang: *clears throat*
I seems to have interrupted something here.
Jaune: Y-Yang!
Ruby: Sis!
Yang: Look Rubes I don't need to say this but remember what dad said. No boys. And Jaune please don't take this the wrong way but please for your sake please don't get any idea with Ruby. It will not end well for you.
Jaune: O-of course. I will never-ever think of Ruby like that. We're just friends after all.
Ruby: Friends... 😭
*starts crying*
Jaune: Oh, what's the matter Ruby?
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Ironwood: And that concludes the situation update. Any questions?
Ruby: *raises her hand*
Ironwood: I swear to the fucking brothers. If you suggest that you and Arc make more silver-eyed warriors again, I will shoot you.
Ruby: *lowers her hand*
#Rwby lancaster#rwby lancaster#jaune arc#rwby#ruby rose#ruby x jaune#lancaster rwby#rwby shitpost#lancaster#jaune x ruby#rwbabies#james ironwood#general ironwood
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A farewell for a new beginning, thank you RT
A goodbye from the team leaders
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lazy lancaster...because im feeling lazy rn
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The first hook-up can change EVERYTHING: Lancaster.
Before the hookup.
To say ruby was uncharacteristically giddy, would be a MAJOR understatement. This was it, after bugging jaune about it for days months their finally gonna do it. Ruby could practically sense jaune standing in front of the door as he soon opened it
Jaune: I'm here ruby... You sure about this? T-this is both our firsts you know.
Ruby nodded profusely as jaune sighed.
Jaune: I dont know what's gotten into you but I guess if we both consent we can do it.
Ruby: ALRIGHTY! Now come here vomit boy, I'm gonna make this a night you won't forget!
Jaune: oh I won't forget it, but I'll definitely regret it.
After the hookup
Jaune: ruby ... I wanna start by saying I am VERY sorry about what just transpired.
Ruby: jaune.. why are you apologizing?
Jaune:w-well I probably didn't s-satisfy and I was probably way too-
Suddenly ruby grabbed his face as jaune gulped softly.
Ruby: jaune. Listen to me. To put it lightly, you ROCKED my world. You know that?
Jaune nodded slowly as Ruby smiled brightly.
Ruby: good! Now remember what I'm gonna say ok?
Jaune nodded as she pulled him and kissed him softly.
Ruby: I love you and even if you didn't satisfy me, I don't care because you matter more than something like sex.
Jaune blushes deeply as he smiled
Jaune: t-thanks ruby. I love you too.
Ruby: great! Now. We're doing it again, right after we get something to eat.
Jaune: ok then.
Jaune: well Atleast it's not immediately after this.. I don't think my hips could handle another round that fast.
#rwby#rwby lancaster#jaune arc#jaune x ruby#ruby rose x jaune arc#ruby rose#lancaster#lancaster rwby
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Jaune/Ruby slow dancing in a happy AU for a kofi request!
(ps I'm not caught up or watching rwby but i know yall are going thru it //sends strength)
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POV: you insulted Ruby Rose….
#shut up alex#personal#rwby#weiss#penny#jaune#whiterose#nuts n dolts#lancaster#lancaster rwby#alice rewatches rwby#weiss schnee#penny polendina#jaune arc
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Jaune: So you’ve never dated anyone?
Ruby: Nope.
Jaune: How??
Ruby, shrugging: I dunno. Never asked. Never got asked.
Jaune, under his breath: But you’re so beautiful..
Ruby: What?
Jaune: What?
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RWBY Christmas Tales
The Dessert Incident
Ruby: *squeals* I can't believe it! Our kids are gonna make the Christmas dinner this year! Mmmmm, I can already taste it! *spins around*
Jaune: I know, right? Finally, we get to put our feet up, relax and *bridal carries Ruby* have a little fun of our own. *kissss Ruby's cheek*
Ruby: Jaune, stop it! *giggles*
Jaune: *opens the door* Dante, Vergil, Blake! Merry- oh... oh god no.
What Jaune and Ruby saw was nothing short of a war zone. Blake was holding her brothers apart as they tried to attack each other with their swords.
Dante: You're such a jackass!
Vergil: At least I'm responsible. If I wasn't here, you'd have burned down the kitchen.
Dants: You ruined the dessert!
Vergil: You ruined my jacket!
Blake: *straining*
Jaune: Okay, enough! *drops Ruby*
Ruby: Ow!
Jaune: Whoops! Sorry, beautiful. *helps Ruby back up* What is going on with you two?
Ruby: What happened to the house?
Dante/Vergil: Dante/Vergil ruined everything!
Blake: *sighs* I'll explain, mom. See, all of us decided to divide the responsibilities of the Chrisfmas dinners. I was gonna do appetisers, Vergil was gonna do the dinner and Dante was gonna do the dessert. Things were going great... until Vergil decided to help Dante.
Dante: If by 'help', you mean 'wreck everything'.
Vergil: Dante, I swear to god!
Dante: I told you not to add raisins in the Christmas cookies.
Vergil: Well I like raisins! Besides, I wanted something different instead of chocolate chips all the time and raisins are healtnier too.
Dante: I don't care if they're healthy! They taste gross and absolutely do not belong in cookies!
Vergil: Do too!
Dante: Do not!
Jaune: Okay, okay. Look Dante, I think you should be more appreciative of Vergil trying to help you.
Dante: Hmph.
Jaune: And Vergil, you should've stuck to recipe. I know you like raisins, but everyone might not and you have to respect that.
Vergil: I guess. Still, he didn't need to set my jacket on fire.
Ruby: You what?!
Dante: *nervous laugh* Uhh, we can worry about that later. Right now, let's just clean up.
After the mess had been cleared up, the Rose-Arc family gathered together and sat down for a wonderful Christmas feast. Jaune and Ruby's stomachs growled with hunger as Blake took of the lid to reveal a crispy, roasted turkey.
Vergil: Little brother, would you like to do the honours?
Dante: By all means. *grabs Crocea Mors*
Blake: Whooo!!!! Go Dante!
Jaune: No! The family sword is not for carving turkey!
Ruby: *laughing*
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#rwby fandom#rwby#rwby ships#bumblby#whiterose#blacksun#nuts & dolts#rwby arkos#renora#lancaster rwby#rosegarden rwby#fair game#whiteknight rwby#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#yang xiao long#jaune arc#penny polendina#please be respectful
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#arkos#lancaster#rwby arkos#arkos rwby#rwby lancaster#lancaster rwby#jaune x pyrrha#pyrrha x jaune#ruby x jaune#jaune x ruby#rwby#rwby vol 1#rwby volume 1
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Weiss Vs. Bleiss.
The Battle for the Future of the Arc's Booty.
Bleiss: Jaune is Mine Ice Bitch!
*thrust*
Weiss: He loves me first!
*swing*
Bleiss: You rejected him!
*riposte*
Weiss: Better him being with me than with you!
*flurry*
Bleiss: You! I hate you!!!
*clash*
Weiss: Well I never like you! You're not my sister. I wish you were never been born!
Bleiss: AHHHH!!!!!!
Jaune: *being tied up in a chair*
Please girls stop it. You're both sisters. You both should love each others... Eh?
Ruby: He, he, he, he, he... 😁
When the cats are fighting the Woofy comes and swipes away the cute hunk blonde.
Jess: And don't forget the cute Latina sheep...
Jaune: Ruby? Jess?
What the two of you doing here?
Ruby: You couldn't tell? 😏
And I thought you're the smart one.
Jess: We're going to take you away from here...
Jaune: Oh thank you. Maybe they would stop fighting if they notices I'm missing...
Wait why am I still tied up?
Jess: Because Jaune. We want you all for ourselves.
Jaune: ?!
Ruby: You see Jaune, me and Jess have comes to an agreement. ☺
We think we would stand a better chance if we join forces together.
Jess: As they said. Two heads are better than one...
Ruby: And because two gives better heads than one. 😈
Jaune: *shocked realization* No please!
Ruby. Jess! You don't have to do this.
Jess: *giggle* too late Jaune.
Ruby: You are so going to get so much loving from us you will forgive us in the morning. 😋
Jaune: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*being carried to who knows where*
If this gets 100 likes I will continue this with a JaunexRubyxJess (sorta) smut.
If it gets 200 likes. I will add Bleiss & Weiss. And as bonus the two of them making up with each other.
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Jaune: *dying surrounded by dead grim*
Ruby: Jaune! *rushes over to him* No, no, no! Please, no!
Oscar: I know a spell to save him, but it has a co-
Ruby: Just do it!
Oscar: I need a secret.
Ruby: What?
Oscar: The spell only works if you tell me something you never told anyone.
Ruby: I- I'm
Jaune: *grabs Ruby's hand* It's okay Rubes, you don-
Ruby: I'm the one who stole Jaune's hoodie in Atlas.
Jaune: *healed* You said that was Nora!
#Rwby lancaster#rwby lancaster#jaune arc#rwby#ruby rose#ruby x jaune#lancaster rwby#jaune x ruby#lancaster#oscar pine
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Day 9: Wedding
A quick and last sketch for the 9 days of Lancaster 2023!
Although I posted it a little late but I wanted to end with a thank you.
I thank the organisers of this event!
#rwby#rwby roosterteeth#rwby fanart#rwby lancaster#jaune arc#ruby rose#rwby ruby#rwby jaune#9 days of lancaster#9daysoflancaster23#lancaster#lancaster rwby#lancaster week#wedding#ruby x jaune#jaune x ruby
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Small parallels between these two
(Небольшие параллели между этими двумя)
Leaders who are desperate
(Лидеры, которые находятся в отчаянии)
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this is driving me crazy
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