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Normalize crying over seemingly normal phrases. “I used to dance.” No no no god please no “he was watching the fireworks.” Stop it please I am in TEARS. “Taking your advice.” NOOO my heart is on the FLOOR IN TINY LITTLE PIECES
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swingingthehatchetnow · 17 hours
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Fandom: “Richie, Ruth and Peter are best friends and nothing could break their bond”
Nick Lang in the backers only livestream: “yeah they’re only friends with each other because no one else would be friends with them”
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rbvcdeluxe · 2 days
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jane: would u still love me if i was a car
tom: what
jane: 🚗
tom: holy shit
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ratsarecute4 · 18 hours
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Some Hatchetfield Headcanons
Richie had a Warrior Cats phase in elementary school
Ruth owns a pet chameleon named Yoda
Max thinks that Pizza Pete's is owned by Pete, and that is where he gets the money for his rich kid bowtie
Mayor Lauter pays Steph's allowance in cryptocurrency
There was a month where the Clivesdale Chemists and the Hatchetfield Nighthawks had an even higher amount of hatred for eachother than usual. The Chemists accused the Nighthawks of stealing their mascot (they didn’t, the kid just moved to Hatchetfield)
Because of the mascot stealing allegations, the Chemists decided to steal the Nighthawks mascot for ransom, but they let Richie go after an hour because he wouldn't stop explaining the plot of One Piece
The problematic puppy Steph got in a Twitter fight about was the cop dog from Paw Patrol
Ziggy owns a couple of pet snakes
The Smoke Club has a rule that you must wear at least one weed-patterned item of clothing to meetings or else you're out of the club
Ted is one of those guys whose bedroom has just a mattress on the floor and a TV sitting on a bunch of cardboard boxes
Also Ted gives big lives in his parents' basement vibes
No one at CCRP ever knows what to get Paul for work holiday parties so now he owns a bunch of gifted mugs and he's starting to run out of cabinet space because he doesn't want to get rid of anything that was gifted to him
The Hatchetfield High theatre department has never payed for the rights to a play. The students don't know about this. Ms Mulberry is fully aware of how illegal that is but continues to do it anyway. Hatchetfield is a small town, they won't get caught. Also the theatre department has like no funding
Grace was a horse girl in elementary school and she used to eat grass
Charlotte sells DoTERRA essential oils on the side. Everyone at the office has tried to tell her its basically a pyramid scheme but she doesn't believe them
Miss Holloway was a famous rockstar in the 80s, but after she made a deal with the Lords in Black, her past existence was wiped from everyone's memories and no one ever listened to her songs again
Grace has OCD, specifically religious scrupulosity
Richie owns so many body pillows that he no longer has room for himself on his bed
Ruth and Sherman Young have beef with eachother from Ruth's middleschool My Little Pony phase
Kyle is autistic and I will die on this hill
Max's mom dissapeared after being crowned Honey Queen. She wanted the prize money to support her family because Max's father was layed off from his job
I just know Brenda and Stacy are super into astrology
Local teens describe Paul's aesthetic as "cardboardcore"
Ted has one of these tattoos. He doesn't remember getting it and it took him forever to notice because it is on his back. It is a miracle that it never got infected
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honeyspawn · 2 days
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A few thoughts about the recent starkid news:
1) BRYCE CHARLES AS THE LEAD fhdnxkksbzbsn
I can't wait to see more of Bryce. She's so talented, and I can't wait to see her in a lead role. I know we all know she's a great singer, but I think her acting is really incredible, and often overlooked. Her performances as Shapiro and Rose were some of my personal favorites.
2) Really excited for some high-fantasy. As much as I love hatchetfield, I'm really excited to see other genres than just horror.
3) Evil mom puppet. Idk what this means, but I love it.
4) Space Baby is coming soon (it's a pilot, right? I don't really remember, but I'm still excited)
5) I'm still not convinced that the thing Jon, Mariah, and Angela (and probably others) were shooting earlier this month was related to the new musical (and Curt confirmed that it wasn't Space Baby either). The way Jon referenced his Uber driver being Paul really seemed like he was hinting at it being a Hatchetfield thing. I'm not ruling out nmt season 3, but I don't want to get my hopes up too high since it seems like their working on a lot right now. Still, it's not unheard of for them to crowdfund multiple projects at the same time, so it's still a possibility. That leads me to;
6) it's probably going to be a while before the musical is actually produced. I imagine the April announcement will be the kickstarter campaign. Then obviously they have to book venues and rehearsal spaces and stuff, and of course actually rehearse. At the earliest, I would guess the show will run around the end of this year, and the proshot will come next spring or summer, but it may be even later. I just think this is good to keep in mind, so we don't get too far ahead of ourselves.
Overall, a lot of cool things are happening, and I'm very excited about them.
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blondephenobarbitol · 10 hours
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no way I forgot to give an update for March's white guy of the month
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Douglas "Duke" Keane Jr. holds the title for this month. and let's be honest he deserves it
(January) (February)
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z0mbievomit · 2 days
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okay my friend and I have been thinking, what if there was a drag bar in hatchetfield?? who would perform?? who would be regulars?? I wanna make art of this concept so badly!! please leave any thoughts, I want to keep expanding on this!!!!
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ratb4stard3 · 2 days
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New WIP woaahh
I am Duke Keane level in love with her i think
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isogenderskitty · 2 days
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hi lautski nation i just connected some dots
npmd - if i loved you:
“the football team will meet your needs” / “you bet they can, oh babe, you bet they can. don’t need a lover boy, need a lover man”
abstinence camp:
“i’m not into jocks.”
so what i’m choosing to take from this is that in if i loved you steph is just. literally lying to try and make him jealous or something because she doesn’t even like jocks. girl you are the mess that keeps on giving.
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Omg it's the Sniggles
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Fireworks explode over the lake, drowning out the sound of cheers from the citizens of Hatchetfield.
Duke loves the Honey Festival, always has. Though, for some reason, he finds himself unable to watch the fireworks. He can't watch the display without an aching emptiness in his heart.
Now, instead of watching the colorful explosions, he finds himself walking by the old diner. Boards cover the windows, graffiti sprayed across the wood.
He misses it, though he can't quite place his finger on why. He tells himself it's because of the food and tries to ignore the nagging little voice in the back of his head that tells him that's wrong.
Something red in his peripheral catches his attention. He turns to see a red haired woman in a denim jacket. “Oh, hello,” he says politely.
“Hiya,” She greets with a grin. Her eyes drift over to the abandoned building. “Was it a good restaurant?” She asks curiously.
“It was the best,” Duke replies with a smile of his own, “Can't find another slice of pie in town that even compares to Miss Retro’s. Too bad it closed down when she died.”
The stranger hums as her bright blue eyes lock on Duke again. “That's a shame,” she sympathizes, “But we can't dwell on the past.”
This makes Duke laugh as he looks her over. “Says the woman who’s dressed like the eighties spat her out,” he teases. He extends a hand to her. “I'm Duke, by the way.
“Miss Holliday,” She introduces herself as she takes his hand. “I hope I'll see you again real soon, Duke.” She gives a wink before drawing her hand back and walking away.
Another loud boom sounds off as another firework explodes in the sky. Duke's eyes turn up to watch the bright, colorful lights shimmer in the night sky before looking at the retreating back of Miss Holliday.
He wonders why the ache in his chest feels stronger than ever now.
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exalt1ora · 1 day
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does your hatchetfield fav watch reality TV?
currently watching love is blind and was inspired by the autism. tried to include like every character im sure i missed some 💐🫶
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all the time, invested 100 percent: zoey chambers, linda monroe, ruth fleming, max jägerman (canon to me sorry abt it), prof. hidgens, jason jepson, sam sweetly, lucy stockworth, sylvia, eddie chiplucky
for shits and giggles: emma perkins, ethan green, ziggs, rose, donna daggit, brenda, jenny, sheila young, zach chambers
says it's 'ironically' but is actually into it: stephanie lauter, alice woodward, ted spankoffski, officer bailey, gerald monroe, gary goldstein, sophia 'spitfire'
watches only because someone they care about is into it: peter spankoffski, bill woodward, kyle clauger, deb
doesn't have time for that shit: becky barnes, lex foster, miss holloway, barry swift, greenpeace girl, wilbur cross, frank pricely, detective shapiro, jane perkins, mr. davidson, nora, paul 23, emdroid, kale
can't watch without getting sad cus of the fighting and drama: charlotte sweetly, duke keane, hannah foster, dan reynolds, stacy, girl jeri, thrash, daniel 'stopwatch'
actively hates reality tv: paul matthews, grace chasity, richie lipschitz, tom houston, general macnamara, melissa, mayor lauter, boy jerry, sherman young
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I’m sorry Team Starkid instagram, but you know I had to
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ifearimlosingtheroom · 20 hours
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smosh girlies week -> day 4: favorite project
angela giarratana as lex foster in nightmare time: yellow jacket
sticks and stones never broke my bones but the things you say always got in the way of my own very existence
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yourfavehaskenergy · 18 hours
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boy jerry from abstinence camp
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Boy Jerry from Abstinence Camp has Kenergy!
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pastriibunz · 2 days
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NIGHTMARE KAI-ME SEASON ONE, EPISODE THREE: FOREVER AND ALWAYS
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Episode Length: 30-45 minutes
Theme: forever & always - original starkid cast of nightmare time
Summary: Paul Matthews and Emma Perkins are finally getting hitched, and their adoptive daughter, Kai Drew, is happy to join them on the ride! However, when secrets arise from Emma's past, the happy family's lives are turned upside down as the couple is forced to confront their skeletons in their closets, and Kai is forced to choose between the family she thought she knew or the truth.
EPISODE LINK:
NEXT EPISODE: S1, E4 - Revised Reprise
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LETS FUCKING GOOOO
this took fucking FOREVER gang i did not wanna write this one 💀
BUT
The next batch of nmks I am REALLY excited to write (considering they’re majority non cannon)
I’m suuuuper excited Guys
we’re gonna get overarching nmk lore in the next few WEHEW!!!!
but for now enjoy this!
PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU LIKED THIS!!! LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK!!!
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