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Willow: Gus, we have a big problem. Gus: Oh, the fire? Willow: No, it's- wait, what fire?! Gus: Oh, forget about it, this sounds far more interesting.
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Luz: “So how’s life with a baby?”
Willow: “Exhausting. I didn't know that it was possible for someone to cry this much.”
Luz: “Oh, I’m sure she’ll grow out of it soon.”
Willow: “Oh no, no, no, no. The baby’s an angel, she’s no trouble at all.”
Luz: “...But you just said-?”
Hunter, holding the baby and crying: “Willow, I love her so much!”
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ordinaryschmuck · 2 months
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Camila: Hey, who here is gay?
Luz, Amity, Hunter, Willow, Eda, Raine, Vee, Masha, Darius, and Alador raise their hands.
Camila: What's it like?
Eda: It's the fuckin' tits.
Camila: Alright, the reviews are in.
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hadesisqueer · 2 years
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Willow: I'm so happy I could kiss you!
Hunter: *nervous laughter* Haha neat.
[Later]
Hunter, lying face down on the bed: I can't believe I said “neat,” Luz. “Neat.” Nobody says neat anymore! It's not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I'm a huge loser!
Luz: Hey, don't beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Amity kissed me?
Hunter: Didn't you say crikey?
Luz, staring blankly into the distance:
Luz: I said crikey.
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haystarlight · 2 months
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Luz: You really wanna help me set up Hunter and Willow?
Gus: Look, this could either be a nice romantic moment for Willow or an embarrassing humiliating travesty for Hunter
Gus: Either way, I want a front row seat!
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xchoco-mixturex · 2 years
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**At Hexside**
Darius: *impatiently, on the scroll, distorting one of his hand into a scythe* Smash his kneecaps and he’ll talk okay, I’m at a parent teacher-conference!
Darius: *cheerily, back to normal, pats Hunter's head* Anyways, you said Hunter is enjoying flyer derby matches, that’s great!
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hex-wittebane · 10 months
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Hunter: Sorry I forgot to message you back. I also forgot to eat today if that makes you feel better. Willow:
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rosepetalsblogs · 2 years
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Hunter, sweating: Willow, there’s something I need to ask you- Willow: Finally! You’re proposing! Hunter: How’d you know? Willow: Hunter, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner. Willow: I even picked it up once.
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1ts-cr0w · 2 years
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Belos: We have your boyfriend.
Darius: I don't have a boyfriend?
Belos: Then who is this man currently asking people for parenting advice while fixing our security system?
Darius: Oh my god you have Alador.
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Luz: So, how was your first day in school?
Hunter: When I walked into class this morning someone yelled out "DIBS!". I'm confused.
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Edric: Em! Em, I messed up! I saw the new student today and he's really cute and I yelled out "DIBS!" in the middle of class!
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jubileesstuff · 1 year
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Luz: I turned out perfectly fine!
Hunter: Luz, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Luz: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
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owl-house-incorrectly · 7 months
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Luz: Well, we all have our demons.
Luz: *grabbing King* This one’s mine.
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sokkas-first-fangirl · 11 months
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Darius, holding an antique bottle: “Is this whiskey or perfume?”
Alador: *chugs the entire bottle*
Alador: “...”
Darius: “...”
Alador: “It's perfume.”
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a-flaming-idiot · 18 days
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Titan Spawn!Luz: "I'm sorry, Mamma. You must be so disappointed that I became a criminal while staying with Eda..." Camila, who is banned from three states, is wanted in two more, participated in a multi-level marketing scheme for two years, and has been committing tax fraud since before Luz was born: "I- Um. Don't worry about, Mija. We'll... talk about this later."
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myreygn · 6 months
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Emira: Ah yes, fall is here. Everything is falling.
Emira: The leaves.
Emira: My grades.
Emira: Edric.
Emira: [shoves Edric down the stairs]
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haystarlight · 5 days
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Odalia: I don't want my favorite daughter dating a screw up!
Luz: Well I don't want my favorite girlfriend daughter-ing a jerk mom! Burn on you!
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