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second-best-sibling · 2 days

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Realized I never posted my Tinky cosplay here

#starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #nerdy prudes must die #tinky starkid #tinky #tnoy karaxis #curt mega #nightmare time #time bastard

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pearly-sims · 5 months

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My favorite bastards of all time (and space)

#starkid #ted spankoffski #tinky #t’noy karaxis #lords in black #time bastard #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #nightmare time #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #dee speaks

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cowardlykrow · 2 months

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The other one’s name is Wilhelmina

#tries this for a third time c:#did u know goats don’t have upper front teeth??#I mean they aren’t bright yellow either but this isn’t about that #Hatchetfield #Tinky #t’noy karaxis #well this isn’t about anything but fun facts you know #time bastard #nightmare time #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #ted spankoffski #peter spankoffski #art #fanart #starkid #another nonsense comic #did you know bill is a nickname for william?#//Komic

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justarandombrit · 4 months

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Main-line Hatchetfield shows: “This person is terrible. Completely and utterly repugnant. A puppy-kicker to the highest degree”

Nightmare Time: “So anyway, here's their tragic backstory-”

#behind every asshole in hatchetfield there is a bigger more evil asshole #ted spankoffski #linda monroe #frank pricely #the guy who didn't like musicals #black friday #black friday musical #starkid black friday #black friday starkid #hatchetfield #nightmare time #nightmare time spoilers #time bastard #honey queen #daddy nmt2 #starkid #team starkid

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yourlocalabomination · 4 months

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Tinky gave him some enrichment 💛

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idontlikemusicals · 5 months

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those who harness the lords power, willingly or not.

CRINGEEEEEEEEEE

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wyspersss · 4 months

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i come to you today to inform you i’ve become obsessed

#finally watched npmd recently and now I’m rewatching all of them #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #nerdy prudes must die #starkid npmd #npmd #nightmare time #time bastard #paul matthews #emma perkins #ted spankoffski #peter spankoffski #richie lipschitz #my art #wyart #id in art

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ericka-the-worm · 6 months

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#Starkid #nightmare time #nmt #npmd #starkid npmd #hatchetfield #ted spankoffski #pete spankoffski #tnoy karaxis #Tinky #lords in black #time bastard #nerdy prudes must die #my stuff

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booigi-boi · 6 months

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"Property of Theodore Spankoffski"

A tear comes to Pete's eye.

"He's with me always"

Anyway, I love seeing people's reactions when they learn Pete is Ted's brother 🐐 The goat bros 🐐💛

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ssszlami · 2 months

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the thing about the spankoffski brothers is that ted tries so hard to have rizz but simply does not

meanwhile pete puts 0% into being attractive and then in multiple universes steph talks to him for like a minute and instantly falls in love with him

and i love them both dearly

#spankoffski bros #ted spankoffski #peter spankoffski #starkid #hatchetfield #petes got that accidental rizz #tgwdlm #nerdy prudes must die #team starkid #hatchetverse #the guy who didn't like musicals #npmd #nightmare time #abstinence camp #time bastard

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ghostface-knight · 5 months

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"average hatchetfield citizen dies horribly in three timelines" factoid is actually just a statistical error. average citizen dies horribly in zero timelines. "doomed-by-the-narrative Ted", who works at CCRP Technical and dies in every fucking timeline is an outlier and should not be counted

#hatchetfield #hatchetverse #is this anything #spiders georg #ted spankoffski #i love the increasingly absurd ways that ted bites the dust #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #nightmare time #nightmare time 2 #time bastard

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sir-se · 4 months

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