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Incorrect Losers Club
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Bill: You hate me
Stan: Yes
Bill: More than just about anyone you've ever met
Stan: That is correct
Bill: So, anyway, I'd like you to take the blood oath…
#losers club#it#it chapter 2#it stephen king#the losers club#losers club incorrect quotes#bill denbrough#stan uris#stanley uris#source: kingdom of ash
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Richie: Who wants to hear an entry from Ben’s diary?
Richie *beginning to read*: Today I was sad, I saw my-
Teacher: Can we not do this?
Richie: I mean I could but will I?
Teacher: Read a real book and give that back to Ben
*later*
Richie: That shit was real depressing, Ben
Ben: Shut Up
#I love working with my 5th graders but WOW#You’d be surprised how many fucking claires journals I’ve had to confiscate 😭#losers club#it#it chapter 2#it stephen king#the losers club#losers club incorrect quotes#richie tozier#ben hanscom#source: my life 😭
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Bill & Richie: *Getting married*
Officiant: Does anybody here object to this marriage?
*All at once*
Eddie: Of course we do!
Mike: Yes
Bev: It’s a terrible idea, really
Ben: Obviously
Stan: How could we not object?
#Bill: Overruled ☺️#losers club#it#it chapter 2#it stephen king#the losers club#losers club incorrect quotes#bill denbrough#richie tozier#eddie kaspbrak#mike hanlon#beverly marsh#ben hanscom#stan uris#stanley uris#bichie#source: the good place
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Stan: We are screwed
Mike: Hey, no, I don’t want to hear that defeatist attitude. I want to hear you upbeat
Stan *with a mocking smile*: We’re screwed!
Mike: There you go
#losers club#it#it chapter 2#it stephen king#the losers club#losers club incorrect quotes#stan uris#stanley uris#mike hanlon#stanlon#source: 10 things i hate about you
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Eddie: I've always been a little anxious
Eddie: Then I died
Eddie: Which did not calm me down
#losers club#it#it chapter 2#it stephen king#the losers club#losers club incorrect quotes#eddie kaspbrak#source: julie and the phantoms
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Bill: It was my idea, I should be the one to risk my life for this plan
Mike: No, we can't lose you! I will go instead
Bev: Guys, guys, you're both too valuable to risk. It should be someone expendable, like Richie
Richie: EXCUSE ME-
#losers club#it#it chapter 2#it stephen king#the losers club#losers club incorrect quotes#bill denbrough#mike hanlon#beverly marsh#richie tozier#source: ninjago
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Bev & Stan: *Fighting*
Stan: That’s a lot of confidence for someone wearing last year’s espadrilles
Bev: *Backs up into Greta*
Greta: Hey! Watch where you’re going clearance section
Bev: Excuse me?
Greta: Oh, could you not hear me over your loud-ass outfit?
Stan: Whoa! You throwing stones with those extensions? You look like you get your hair done at the mall
Bev: In the parking lot
Stan: You show your hairdresser a picture of Beetlejuice and go, “Do that”?
Bev: Yeah, how many black eyes did Beetlejuice have again? Was it one or two?
Stan: I forget
Bev: Let’s say two
Stan: Let’s say two
Greta: *Runs away*
Stan: …We still got it
Bev: Ha! Yeah we do
#losers club#it#it chapter 2#it stephen king#the losers club#losers club incorrect quotes#beverly marsh#stan uris#stanley uris#greta bowie#source: abbott elementary
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Richie: Y’all want to play the alphabet game?
Stan: Okay
Eddie: Yeah
Richie: Somebody start it
Ben: A for Atlanta
Richie: Atlanta, who’s next?
Bev: B for Birmingham
Richie: You have to say Atlanta then whatever. So start it Ben!
Ben: A Atlanta
Mike: B for Baltimore
Richie: Oh my goodness you’re out Mike! Let’s go Bill!
Bill: C for Cincinnati
Richie: You got to say- wait, what? You can’t skip B
Bill: But we’ve said two B’s already?
Eddie: Richie’s making up the rules dude!
Ben: So A for Atlanta
Richie: Atlanta
Bill: So I gotta start all over?
Richie, Ben, & Bev: Yes!
Bill: C for Cincinnati
Richie: OH MY GOD
#it’s just circling#losers club#it#it chapter 2#it stephen king#the losers club#losers club incorrect quotes#richie tozier#stanley uris#stan uris#eddie kaspbrak#ben hanscom#beverly marsh#mike hanlon#bill denbrough#source: survivor
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Ben: Huh, am I wrong or is that exactly what Richie says when he’s putting the moves on a girl?
Mike: Exactly. I mean, it’s almost like he’s putting the moves on you
Ben: Yeah, more like the opposite. He’s been ignoring me all night
Mike & Ben: …
Mike & Ben: Ohh
Ben: Richie wants me to take the job so bad he’s putting the moves on me?
Mike: I hope that’s his endgame
Mike: …Actually, I don’t. I like you two together
#haven’t had time to write out headcanons yet but trashstack lovers this is for you#losers club#it#it chapter 2#it stephen king#the losers club#losers club incorrect quotes#ben hanscom#richie tozier#mike hanlon#hanzier#source: how i met your mother
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Bev & Eddie: *talking about Greta*
Bev: What did she say?
Eddie: Just some snarky comment about me being gay
Bev: I will destroy her
#losers club#it#it chapter 2#it stephen king#the losers club#losers club incorrect quotes#beverly marsh#eddie kaspbrak#greta bowie#source: pretty little liars
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Bill: Have you ever thought about a world where everything is exactly the same…
Bill: Except you don't exist?
Bill: Everything functions perfectly without you…
Bill: Ha, ha…
Bill: The thought terrifies me
#my boys got some self worth issues but it’s okay#losers club#it#it chapter 2#it stephen king#the losers club#losers club incorrect quotes#bill denbrough#source: undertale
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Bev: You’re early
Stan: Or aggressively punctual
#losers club#it#it chapter 2#it stephen king#the losers club#losers club incorrect quotes#beverly marsh#stan uris#stanley uris#source: quantico
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The losers: *Looking for Pennywise in the house on Neibolt Street*
Mike: Let’s go this way. Maybe we’ll find something exciting in the bedroom!
Audra *loudly and excitedly*: I haven’t been excited by anything in the bedroom in years!
Richie:
Bev:
Eddie:
Ben:
Mike:
Bill:
Bill: …Thank you for shouting that so loudly in front of everyone
#losers club#it#it chapter 2#it stephen king#the losers club#losers club incorrect quotes#mike hanlon#audra phillips#audra denbrough#bill denbrough#richie tozier#beverly marsh#eddie kaspbrak#ben hanscom#bill denbrough x audra phillips#source: clue
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Bev: Dress every day like you’re going to get murdered in those clothes
#losers club#it#it chapter 2#it stephen king#the losers club#losers club incorrect quotes#beverly marsh#source: 30 rock
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Eddie *waking up in a hospital bed*: How come I’m not dead?
Bill: Because you are the luckiest and the unluckiest man on the face of the earth all at the same time
#eddie lives au lmao#losers club#it#it chapter 2#it stephen king#the losers club#losers club incorrect quotes#eddie kaspbrak#bill denbrough#source: 9-1-1
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how much shows do u be watching to get so many of these
Oh, easy question! I have no life :)
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Bill: Stan?
Stan: Yes?
Bill: Do you need a hug?
Stan: Haven’t I been through enough already?
#losers club#it#it chapter 2#it stephen king#the losers club#losers club incorrect quotes#stenbrough#source: full house
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