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cowardlykrow · 21 hours
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Don’t pet strange goats!
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ratsarecute4 · 1 day
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Some Hatchetfield Headcanons
Richie had a Warrior Cats phase in elementary school
Ruth owns a pet chameleon named Yoda
Max thinks that Pizza Pete's is owned by Pete, and that is where he gets the money for his rich kid bowtie
Mayor Lauter pays Steph's allowance in cryptocurrency
There was a month where the Clivesdale Chemists and the Hatchetfield Nighthawks had an even higher amount of hatred for eachother than usual. The Chemists accused the Nighthawks of stealing their mascot (they didn’t, the kid just moved to Hatchetfield)
Because of the mascot stealing allegations, the Chemists decided to steal the Nighthawks mascot for ransom, but they let Richie go after an hour because he wouldn't stop explaining the plot of One Piece
The problematic puppy Steph got in a Twitter fight about was the cop dog from Paw Patrol
Ziggy owns a couple of pet snakes
The Smoke Club has a rule that you must wear at least one weed-patterned item of clothing to meetings or else you're out of the club
Ted is one of those guys whose bedroom has just a mattress on the floor and a TV sitting on a bunch of cardboard boxes
Also Ted gives big lives in his parents' basement vibes
No one at CCRP ever knows what to get Paul for work holiday parties so now he owns a bunch of gifted mugs and he's starting to run out of cabinet space because he doesn't want to get rid of anything that was gifted to him
The Hatchetfield High theatre department has never payed for the rights to a play. The students don't know about this. Ms Mulberry is fully aware of how illegal that is but continues to do it anyway. Hatchetfield is a small town, they won't get caught. Also the theatre department has like no funding
Grace was a horse girl in elementary school and she used to eat grass
Charlotte sells DoTERRA essential oils on the side. Everyone at the office has tried to tell her its basically a pyramid scheme but she doesn't believe them
Miss Holloway was a famous rockstar in the 80s, but after she made a deal with the Lords in Black, her past existence was wiped from everyone's memories and no one ever listened to her songs again
Grace has OCD, specifically religious scrupulosity
Richie owns so many body pillows that he no longer has room for himself on his bed
Ruth and Sherman Young have beef with eachother from Ruth's middleschool My Little Pony phase
Kyle is autistic and I will die on this hill
Max's mom dissapeared after being crowned Honey Queen. She wanted the prize money to support her family because Max's father was layed off from his job
I just know Brenda and Stacy are super into astrology
Local teens describe Paul's aesthetic as "cardboardcore"
Ted has one of these tattoos. He doesn't remember getting it and it took him forever to notice because it is on his back. It is a miracle that it never got infected
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starkidcats · 2 days
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Tinky playing with the bastards box, I like to imagine that Ted rattles around in there like a little bell
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scragscicle · 2 days
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drew a bunch of queers today pick your favorite
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Ted: I think you like me
Bill: What part of the look on my face gives you that impression?
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isogenderskitty · 2 days
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here's something really fucked up about time bastard: what do you think a freshly heartbroken 2004-ted would've done when he found a pile of ash on the pavement? he probably kicked it in frustration and anger, maybe swore at the hypothetical stranger who dumped it there, and moved on.
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starkidblubber · 1 day
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Richie: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying? 
Paul: Damn, if people did that to each other, Ted would've killed me years ago.
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lake-datboi · 1 day
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AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. FINALLY I HAVE THEM ALL/REF/J
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I made all of them:)
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chatterghosts · 6 months
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doodled the Spankoffski bros 🫶
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piedpip3rrr · 4 months
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Dude this guy really does not like musicals
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doomsdayoption · 5 months
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I love the fact that Show Stopping Number is included in Inevitable. Because when Hidgens first sang it, he was still totally human, which means that Pokey liked the song so much he was like "Yeah you know what I'm gonna get this in there, it was a banger and it will definitely make Emma lose her mind!" and I love him for that.
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fact-dogsarehappiness · 5 months
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Something something “I’ll find you in the next time”
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stellarspecter · 5 months
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Jon Matteson and Joey Richter in Nerdy Prudes Must Die (2023) / The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals (2018)
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glittter-skeleton · 4 months
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Pete’s swagless looks have captivated someone, Ted’s have not
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the guy who didn't like musicals (2018)// nerdy prudes must die (2023)
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isogenderskitty · 2 days
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the combination of time bastard lore and the knowledge that hot chocolate boy is ted’s brother really makes the “alice is already dead” scene in tgwdlm Agonising because all of a sudden it’s so crystal clear that ted is projecting and he’s devastated by not only losing charlotte (and no doubt spiralling a bit thinking about jenny too) but also by losing pete. both of which he could’ve prevented if he was braver and more able to think on his feet.
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