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thebackroomshost · 9 months

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These are old and from my main account- however- reposting them on here since i never did lol

I have a story i'm still working on and plan to post reaalll soon btw :]

Agoti: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies Tricky: Socks are Feetie Heaties Ruv: Forks are Stabby Grabbies Agoti: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties Tricky: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies Ruv: Stamps are Lickie Stickies Tabi, annoyed: You are disappointments

Whitty: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Ruv: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially Whitty, desperately, as Ruv bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Ruv: Oh! B positive. Whitty: DON’T TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Ruv: Whitty: Okay, truth or dare? Ruv: Truth Whitty: How many hours have you slept this week? Ruv: Ruv: …Dare Whitty: Go to bed. Ruv: I don’t like this game. Whitty: Ruv, keep an eye on Boyfriend today. They’re going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Ruv: Sure, I’d love to see Boyfriend get punched. Whitty: Try again. Ruv, sighing: I will stop Boyfriend from getting punched.

Ruv: Am I going too far? Whitty: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you’re going to prison.

Ruv: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Whitty: Wow, you could start with a ‘good morning’. Ruv: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Ruv: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends. Whitty: … Your what? Ruv: My friends. Tricky: Are they saying “friends”? Tabi: I think they’re being sarcastic. Agoti: No, no, no, this is delirium, they’ve cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Ruv! All of your friends are in this room. Ruv: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

Ruv: Favorite horror movie? Whitty: It Tricky: Saw Tabi: Annabelle Agoti: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics

Ruv: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff. Whitty: I witnessed the dumb stuff. Tricky: I recorded the dumb stuff. Tabi: I joined in on the dumb stuff. Agoti: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

Ruv: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Whitty: 'Prettiest Smile’ Tricky: 'Nicest Personality’ Tabi: 'Most likely to start a bar fight’ Agoti: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one’

Steve: *Gently taps table* John: *Taps back* Ted: What are they doing? Skittles: Morse code. Steve: *Aggressively taps table* John: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

Ted: Dammit, Steve! Steve: What?! It wasn’t me! Ted: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, John! John: Not me either. Ted: Oh…Then who set the house on fire? Skittles: *whistles*

Ted: *Screams* Steve: *Screams louder to assert dominance* Skittles: Should we do something?! John, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

Ted: Why are you on the floor? Steve: I’m depressed. Steve: Also I was stabbed, can you get John, please.

Ted: John, my old arch enemy. Steve: … I thought I was your arch enemy? Ted: I have a life outside of you, Steve. Ted, driving Steve and John: So how was your day? Steve: We almost got surprise adopted! Ted: What? John: We almost got kidnapped. Ted: Oh, okay. Ted: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

#fnf mod #fnf #fnf whitty #fnf agoti #fnf tricky #fnf tabi #fnf ruv #fnf boyfriend #incorrect-quotes #mid-fight masses #friday night funkin'

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kittyhermitcrab · 2 years

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anne: YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE!!!

polly: okay but you also only die once-

(anne does a flip off the roof)

#incorrect-quotes #amphibia #polly-plantar #anne-boonchuy

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traveller-of-the-knight · 7 months

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*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*

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bisexualvader · 2 months

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#haven't made a shitpost in so long i need to remind everyone that i am a clown #star wars #luke skywalker #darth vader #anakin skywalker #sw memes #star wars memes #star wars shitpost #return of the jedi #aaphra's stuff #sw crack #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect quotes

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vodrae · 7 months

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Rich pregnant socialite: So we went to this clinic and let them manipulate our genes so we're 100% sure our child won't have any disease, he will have my hair and his father eyes and so much things we did for him! And you Bruce ?

Brucie: Found em in the trash. Except Tim, he found me in the trash.

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az-roser · 28 days

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Slang Education Day

Imagining Alastor and his Great Depression ass trying to comprehend internet terms is hilarious to me.

{Part 1} {Part 2} {Part 3}

I used the LITERAL list that Amir Talai posted on his Insta of ACTUAL terms he had to Google bc of the HH fandom 😂😭. (but same bc I also didn’t know what half these terms meant 🫠)

That man is so unhinged he truly is Alastor irl

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marksandrec · 8 months

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Marks and Rec: Misc #2605

Don't forget to feed your wizard. (Dialogue is just made up, lol.)

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incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly · 15 days

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*in a hospital room*

Tim: Am i in trouble?

Bruce, who just found out Tim doesn't have a spleen: Take a guess

Tim: …no?

Bruce: Take another guess

#batfam #batfam incorrect quotes #dc #dc incorrect quotes #batman #tim drake #bruce wayne

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daemonmage · 1 month

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Bruce about to reveal his identity to the JL

Bruce: “I’m going to do something that may traumatize two of you. I am not sorry.”

Oliver: “oh come on Batman your identity isn’t that special.”

Bruce going full whiny play boy: “Dinah! Ollie is being mean to me!!!”

Oliver: blue screens

Dinah: “YOU BITCH!?”

#batman #bruce wayne #oliver queen #green arrow #dinah lance #black canary #dc comics #dc characters #dc #dcu #dc universe #justice league #JL #jl incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

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batcavescolony · 29 days

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*hanging out at Titans Tower*

Dick: do you know what I hate? People acting as if JASON was an angry Robin-

Jason: can you not?

Dick: shut up! I'd say I was angry as Robin, Damian for a bit, Tim a little bit but JASON! JASON?

Jason: I have a rep-

Dick: HE WAS ADORABLE! He said 'Robin gives me magic', he had his little front curls, he used to wrap himself up in his cape so he was just a yellow triangle with legs, he looked like a little duckling!

Jason: *launching himself at Dick* SHUT UP!!!!

Dick: *prying Jason's hands away from his face* HE-

Jason: IGNORE HIM! He's a liar.

Donna: Jason you worked with us as Robin to fight Brother Blood. We know how you were and you were adorable.

#jason todd #comics #dc comics #robin #batman #bruce wayne #dick grayson #nightwing #teen titans #donna troy #troya #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam

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fandom-drake · 30 days

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Jason about to stab a demon with the All Blades: (Pauses) Would this be considered breaking B's no kill rule?

Tim trying to keep the demons mind controlled victims from killing him: If B has an issue with that I'm posting his post-Jason-death hospitalization rates on the fucking internet.

#incorrect quotes #batfam #tim drake #red robin #jason todd #red hood #incorrect batfamily quotes

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ahfrickenfrick · 29 days

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dick: you can’t just do that, it’s illegal

jason: pft what are you, a cop?

dick: ……

jason: no…

dick: listen- jay it’s-

jason: NO

#dc comics #dc #batbros #batfamily #dick grayson #jason todd #nightwing #red hood #or #jason todd robin #batman #dc robin #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect quotes

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ditzybat · 1 month

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tim: sweet dog you got there. gordon: yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog. tim: still training huh? gordon: red robin.. what do you mean? tim: ... tim: nevermind...

#he has a blunt in his utility belt he plans to share with spoiler later #and a cart #and perhaps a guava ice lost mary that he hits whenever bruce isnt looking - its like a game #stoner tim drake my beloved #dc #tim drake #james gordon #robin #red robin #batman #batfam #bruce wayne #spoiler #stephanie brown #incorrect quote generator

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sir-ballister-boldheart · 11 months

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