I FINALLY DREW THIS. this is inspired by my mutual @diamondsheep 's tags on this post. when I saw it I immediately thought of Sanji and meant to draw it ages ago but never had the time :') so here it is now

Smoking kills btw 🫵

bonus :

hgn

miss blackleg and her hopeless guard dogs

im back 🫶

something about zoro not washing himself and sanji kissing him everyday with lipstick on his huge forehead

“I dare you to kiss me.” 💚💙

Can’t believe I posted this once already and forgot the damn hashtags, but I guess that’s what half a year away’ll do to you. Anyway, if you like my art, consider dropping a follow on instagram at @guessiexist for more stuff in the future!

Zoro: *fighting King*

Zoro's snail: *budupnudupbudupu*

Zoro: Since when did I have a snail? It's Curly.

King: *attacking*

Zoro: Dude can you stop for a minute, my husbands calling.

King: Oh, uh, sure.

yeah yeah zoro and sanji are mirrors of each other yeah they have narrative parallels yeah they're the wings of the pirate king. zoro's got the higher bounty but sanji is the only one Luffy's directly said he can't become king of the pirates without. this is all good and well and I eat it up every single time but the truly compelling part of that relationship in a romantic sense is that it's objectively the funniest outcome possible. they'd be so mad if they knew. can you imagine having this coworker who you think kind of sucks even if he's a vital part of the team and millions of people are like. I'm going to write stories about you two having sex. what do you even do in that scenario. and the best part is that it becomes literally everyone else's problem too. clocking in bright and early at like 7:45 and you witness a physical alteration between your two idiot colleagues and then immediately after they somehow manage to dodge their third HR violation this week one of them comes up to you to make small talk and all they talk about is that other guy. "ugh can you believe people think we should get together... that's crazy... how would that even work anyway. what, like he'd take me out to dinner? get all dressed up? hah, as if..." and then they trail off all meaningfully and you're just like. I can tell you're wistfully imagining your future together. it's painfully obvious. I just wanted to refill my coffee. and every day you contemplate quitting but every so often something just goes right and it's like they're resonating on the same wavelength and maybe you catch them smiling all wide and unfettered at each other like they're the only people in the world. like just this once they forgot to hate each other. you left your mug in the microwave but you can't ruin the moment so you just have to suffer in silence. truly the ship dynamic of all time.

Fem Zosan (≧◡≦)

I drew a matching pfp for my friend🙄😘

Idk

Og, if anyone wants

average Zoro Sanji interaction

Something that I love about Zosan is the connection they have with Luffy. Like, their commitment to their captain is not a plus, it's a key point in their relationship.

Luffy is not the third wheel, he's the guy driving.