These are old and from my main account- however- reposting them on here since i never did lol
I have a story i'm still working on and plan to post reaalll soon btw :]
Agoti: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Tricky: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Ruv: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Agoti: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Tricky: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Ruv: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Tabi, annoyed: You are disappointments
Whitty: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Ruv: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Whitty, desperately, as Ruv bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Ruv: Oh! B positive.
Whitty: DON’T TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Ruv:
Whitty: Okay, truth or dare?
Ruv: Truth
Whitty: How many hours have you slept this week?
Ruv:
Ruv: …Dare
Whitty: Go to bed.
Ruv: I don’t like this game.
Whitty: Ruv, keep an eye on Boyfriend today. They’re going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Ruv: Sure, I’d love to see Boyfriend get punched.
Whitty: Try again.
Ruv, sighing: I will stop Boyfriend from getting punched.
Ruv: Am I going too far?
Whitty: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you’re going to prison.
Ruv: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Whitty: Wow, you could start with a ‘good morning’.
Ruv: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Ruv: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Whitty: … Your what?
Ruv: My friends.
Tricky: Are they saying “friends”?
Tabi: I think they’re being sarcastic.
Agoti: No, no, no, this is delirium, they’ve cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Ruv! All of your friends are in this room.
Ruv: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.
Ruv: Favorite horror movie?
Whitty: It
Tricky: Saw
Tabi: Annabelle
Agoti: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics
Ruv: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Whitty: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Tricky: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Tabi: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Agoti: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
Ruv: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Whitty: 'Prettiest Smile’
Tricky: 'Nicest Personality’
Tabi: 'Most likely to start a bar fight’
Agoti: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one’
Steve: *Gently taps table*
John: *Taps back*
Ted: What are they doing?
Skittles: Morse code.
Steve: *Aggressively taps table*
John: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
Ted: Dammit, Steve!
Steve: What?! It wasn’t me!
Ted: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, John!
John: Not me either.
Ted: Oh…Then who set the house on fire?
Skittles: *whistles*
Ted: *Screams*
Steve: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Skittles: Should we do something?!
John, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
Ted: Why are you on the floor?
Steve: I’m depressed.
Steve: Also I was stabbed, can you get John, please.
Ted: John, my old arch enemy.
Steve: … I thought I was your arch enemy?
Ted: I have a life outside of you, Steve.
Ted, driving Steve and John: So how was your day?
Steve: We almost got surprise adopted!
Ted: What?
John: We almost got kidnapped.
Ted: Oh, okay.
Ted: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
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Controversial topic, but I don't think that the Fun-Sized versions of characters (looking at you FS!Whitty and FS!Ruv) are related to the characters they're the fun sizes of.
I don't think FS!Ruv is Ruv's little brother, and I don't think FS!Whitty is Whitty's son/little bro.
It's not that controversial of a take now that I think about it but whatever.
Just some of my dinky little thoughts.
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(Credits to staph_ruru from Twitter for this awesome commission! She’s a good artist)
I’ve been sitting on the fic for months; apologies for the unannounced hiatus, work got hectic lately.
This little scene is La Signora and her bodyguard Ruv having a little dinner at her mansion.
Here’s Zavodila where this scene is from (https://archiveofourown.org/works/36309502/chapters/90518620), a little crossover I wrote that tries to answer the question: what if Ruv and Sarvente were in the Genshin Impact world?
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Sarv:...You finally came by...
Ruv:...7-7
Sarv:I'm sorry For the trouble, Ruv...But looks like you have to see me like this...
Ruv:...It's k. It's my job to handle this kind of stuff too anyway...
(FnF Mid-Fight Masses)
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The confessions blog has started
Rules
I am a minor (mentions of sex, sexiness, kinks and even simping is allowed) so not graphic content is allowed or someone's gonna get blocked.
Please no asks about piss, poop, or vomit. Mention/s are allowed
Please keep the swearing relatively down. Some swearing is fine.
No real people addresses etc.
All of Tumblr's rules apply, obviously.
More will probably be added.
I accept confessions about both the base game and all mods like: Mid-fight masses, the Whitty mod, the Tricky mod, Hazy river, Hex, fnf entity, Tabi, Doki Doki takeover, the bob mod, Dave and Bambi mods, Kapi, the HD mod, Sky, the Zardy mod, the Matt mod, Starlight Mayham, etc.
Edit: I'm keeping this a confessions blog but also a little bit of my own personal FNF related blog since I get no asks like how I get zero bitches.
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