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tiredcowboyy · 4 months

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I hate when people (usually men on reddit) are like “if you met arthur back then he would murder you for breathing in his existence!” Oh would he? When? Before or after he’s finished doodling bunnies and flowers?

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tbhatxr · 1 year

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Sean: if you had to choose between John and all the money in my pocket, what would you choose?

Arthur: that depends, how much money are we talking about?

John: Arthur!

Sean: 63 cents.

Arthur: I’ll take the money.

John: Arthur!

#sean macguire #arthur morgan #john marston #rdr2 #incorrect rdr2 quotes #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 incorrect quotes #incorrect red dead redemption 2 quotes #incorrect rdr2 #incorrect red dead #incorrect quotes #incorrect character quotes #rdr2 memes #rdr2 fandom #rdr2 sean #rdr2 john #rdr2 arthur

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ktkat99 · 11 months

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The Wayne kids have been kidnapped so often that they have a rating list of which rouges are the better kidnappers.

Steph- Everyone thinks Two-Face is a criminal genius, but he spent so much time fighting with himself that I was able to walk right out the door

Damian- Cobblepot is my personal favorite. Sometimes I let myself be taken just so I can return the favor with his henchbirds. I've nearly amassed my own flock. How he hasn't noticed yet is beyond me.

Tim- Riddler likes to watch the people trying to get me back fight with his riddles, so I'm usually locked up in a quiet, dark cell. Alone. For hours. It's great. He sometimes gives me blankets and pillows and I'm able to make a little fort and just sleep.

Dick, holding up his hand- Harley gave me a manicure and we hate watched reality shows until Ivy came home and made her release me

#batman #tim drake #dick grayson #red robin #nightwing #batfam #robin #damian wayne #spoiler #stephanie brown #batfam incorrect quotes #batfamily #joker ranks dead last #0/10 do not recommend

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incorrectbatfam · 3 months

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Jason: I'm dead?!?

Cassandra: And so young.

Jason: Posting that I died? That really isn't funny.

Stephanie: Well, how you died is funny.

Jason: Oh please, hit by the Bat-blimp?

Damian: It kills over one Americans every year.

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fanaticalthings · 2 years

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Bruce after yelling at all his kids, now turning to Jason specifically: And anoth-

Jason: You ever raise your voice at me again, and I'll start a gang war so elaborate and large scale that you'll be forced to call in the Justice League.

Bruce:

Jason: And I'll do it whilst you're in the middle of an ultra important WE meeting, too.

#jason: i will not hesitate at any given opportunity to embarass you in your own city in front of the justice league #jason: and can you imagine asking a green lantern for help? your reputation will never recover.#jason 'i like to cause problems on purpose just cuz my dad is a loser' todd #jason wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat thinking 'bruce is feeling too at peace rn. how can i change that?'#jason: im gonna make you wish i were dead again.#bruce crying: why would you say that #batman #bruce wayne #batdad #jason todd #red hood #batfam #batfamily #dc comics #incorrect quotes #crack #batkids #fanatical posting

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alligator-tearzz · 28 days

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RDR2 characters as tweets i've seen (based on how i view them)

#rdr2 #rdr2 community #red dead redemption 2 #red dead fandom #red dead redemption memes #rdr2 fandom #rdr2 memes #red dead memes #incorrect rdr2 quotes #incorrect rdr2 tweets #rdr2 funny #john marston #susan grimshaw #dutch van der linde #micah bell #javier escuella #molly o'shea #sean macguire #abigail roberts

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dc-and-damirae · 11 months

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dick: there’s only one thing worse than dying

dick: *rips paper off to reveal the words ‘Damian dying’*

jason: demon spawn

steph: bat brat

damian, nodding: myself

dick:

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breeezytoast · 3 months

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Arthur: I know you think my judgment’s clouded cause I like Charles a bit

Sadie, holding Arthur’s journal: You drew your wedding invitation...

Arthur: No, that’s our joint tombstone

Sadie: My mistake

#This man is planning for the long run #He’s a planner #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #incorrect quotes #charles smith #charthur #sadie adler

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nevsclowntown · 1 year

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not sure who’s worse john for being john or arthur for clarifying instead of helping

incorrect quote!

#rdr #red dead redemption #incorrect rdr 2 quotes #incorrect quotes #rdr2 #john marston #arthur morgan #nevart #they are both terrible #siblings #i swear

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putanaperdonna · 1 year

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PART ONE: RDR2 members as tweets they would probably post me thinks lmao (if u read these in their voice’s it’s 1000000x funnier)

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bornwholocker · 12 days

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I know I should have some semblance of consistency in what I post but also I don’t care very much

#red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #arthur morgan #dutch van der linde #incorrect quotes #maybe??#oc #charles smith #charthur #john marston #jack marston #abigail marston #sean macguire #micah bell #mary linton

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tiredcowboyy · 6 months

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I like to imagine hosea and dutchs reunion in the afterlife is like marty and alex’s reunion in madagascar where they run to each other both seemingly excited but then dutch realises hosea looks kinda pissed and hosea just starts chasing him trying to beat the shit out of his stupid husband for what he did to their sons