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tiredcowboyy · 4 months

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I hate when people (usually men on reddit) are like “if you met arthur back then he would murder you for breathing in his existence!” Oh would he? When? Before or after he’s finished doodling bunnies and flowers?

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alligator-tearzz · 5 days

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R.I.P Van Der Linde Gang 💔 You would have loved:

(seen a few ppl do this,, if you started this definitely lmk and I’ll credit u !!)

updated to add Kieran and Sean

Dutch - Self help books, those podcasts where people give you terribly incorrect health information and claim that they’re doctors

Uncle - The massage chairs in malls, Frank Gallagher, insane reddit stories that definitely never happened, scamming disability cheques from the government

Abigail - iPhone’s share your location feature, the Parent Teacher Association, audiobooks

Arthur - Remote control racing cars (aarwh it’s a toy boat!), the catch and cook youtube videos, Cowboy Carter by Beyoncé, free healthcare mayhaps…..

John - Maury, The sassy man apocalypse on TikTok, Sitting and watching Bluey in a trance with Abigail after Jack has already gone to bed

Miss Grimshaw - Supernanny, Judge Judy, Spas, Massages, Bear Grylls probably, Bed Bath and Beyond

Sadie - Streetwear, absolutely bodying men on FPS games, Rage rooms

Charles - Axe throwing to get the frustration out, wildlife protection acts, David Attenborough, ATLA

Javier - The head massage you get when you get your hair washed at the salon, edibles, Guitar Hero, collecting vinyls

Hosea - Game shows like The Chase and Deal or No Deal, Dolly Parton probably, cruises, community libraries where you take a book and leave a book behind

Strauss - Cryptocurrency, whatsapp scams

Mary-Beth - Wattpad, Ao3, Booktok, you name it. Those fanfic movie adaptations like After, 50 shades of Grey etc, Cottagecore aesthetic, Taylor Swift, TikTok edits, Bridgerton

Tilly - Those ‘Day in the Life of’ Tiktoks, Jazz bars, Chloe x Halle, cruises as well

Karen - How To Get Away With Murder, Bottomless brunch, Reality shows with a bunch of drama like Love Island or Married at First Sight, Ru Paul’s Drag Race

Bill - Mardi Gras, Brokeback Mountain 😋, Home Depot, probably, those giant American cars that are on the verge of being trucks, Call of Duty

Pearson - Those late night infomercials that show random kitchen utensils like a garlic mincer or a nutribullet blender, Reddit, Spending money on E-Harmony, standing in the club and staring awkwardly at a woman, Dungeons and Dragons

Lenny - Online self paced university, Jordan Peele movies, Studio Ghibli movies, Noise cancelling headphones, The Last of Us

Kieran - Animal crossing, Saddle Club, the Wikihow “how to talk to girls” page, taking horrible advice from tik tok just because the person who posted it sounded trustworthy, astrology probably

Sean - Getting drunk at local football games and heckling the other team, claiming he’s not into Karen’s reality shows but then standing there watching the whole episode with his arms crossed while asking her about every single person and their drama, would most definitely be famous for yapping on Twitter, Derry Girls would be his fave show

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mydearhosea · 1 year

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Dutch: Come on, guys, this is the last score!

Arthur: Remember when you said that during the last score we did?

Hosea: I think I remember you saying that during the score before that as well

John: ...and the one before that

Dutch: Shut the fuck up, all of you

#rdr #red dead #red dead redemption #rdr2 #red dead 2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #hosea matthews #john marston #rdr2 incorrect quotes #incorrect rdr2 quotes #incorrect rdr2

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tbhatxr · 1 year

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Sean: if you had to choose between John and all the money in my pocket, what would you choose?

Arthur: that depends, how much money are we talking about?

John: Arthur!

Sean: 63 cents.

Arthur: I’ll take the money.

John: Arthur!

#sean macguire #arthur morgan #john marston #rdr2 #incorrect rdr2 quotes #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 incorrect quotes #incorrect red dead redemption 2 quotes #incorrect rdr2 #incorrect red dead #incorrect quotes #incorrect character quotes #rdr2 memes #rdr2 fandom #rdr2 sean #rdr2 john #rdr2 arthur

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mandalorian-loving-mandalorian · 2 years

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#red dead redemption 2 #charthur #mando.txt #rdr2 #incorrect rdr2 #arthur morgan #jack marston #charles smith #why does he call you babygirl #charles x arthur #rdr2 memes #rdr2 meme

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ethvn-torchio · 2 years

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Arthur: You read my journal? John: At first I didn’t know it was your journal. I just thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect red dead redemption 2 #incorrect rdr2 quotes #incorrect rdr2 #john marston #arthur morgan #red dead redemption #red dead redemption 2

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breeezytoast · 3 months

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Arthur: I know you think my judgment’s clouded cause I like Charles a bit

Sadie, holding Arthur’s journal: You drew your wedding invitation...

Arthur: No, that’s our joint tombstone

Sadie: My mistake

#This man is planning for the long run #He’s a planner #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #incorrect quotes #charles smith #charthur #sadie adler

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nevsclowntown · 1 year

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not sure who’s worse john for being john or arthur for clarifying instead of helping

incorrect quote!

#rdr #red dead redemption #incorrect rdr 2 quotes #incorrect quotes #rdr2 #john marston #arthur morgan #nevart #they are both terrible #siblings #i swear

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cod-dump · 4 months

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Graves: Hey, Ghost!

Ghost: Fucking hell-

Graves: Hey, man! Feel like we haven’t talked in days!

Ghost: I do my utmost to avoid you

#cod but rdr2 au #ghost would be a great arthur morgan #call of duty #modern warfare #simon ghost riley #phillip graves #incorrect quotes

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thejacketscloset · 4 months

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Ghost: you're my favorite parasite.

Ghost: No, Ringworm's my favorite parasite- You're my second favorite parasite.

Soap: very funny...

Ghost: I lied. Ringworm, then rats with the plague, then you.

#a rdr2 quote but i ghoapified it #because that seasonal depression is hitting #ghost would absolutely say smth like this tho #ghostsoap #soapghost #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #cod #mw2 #inccorect quotes #cod incorrect quotes

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putanaperdonna · 1 year

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PART ONE: RDR2 members as tweets they would probably post me thinks lmao (if u read these in their voice’s it’s 1000000x funnier)

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tiredcowboyy · 6 months

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I like to imagine hosea and dutchs reunion in the afterlife is like marty and alex’s reunion in madagascar where they run to each other both seemingly excited but then dutch realises hosea looks kinda pissed and hosea just starts chasing him trying to beat the shit out of his stupid husband for what he did to their sons