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tiredcowboyy · 6 months

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I like to imagine hosea and dutchs reunion in the afterlife is like marty and alex’s reunion in madagascar where they run to each other both seemingly excited but then dutch realises hosea looks kinda pissed and hosea just starts chasing him trying to beat the shit out of his stupid husband for what he did to their sons

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ethvn-torchio · 1 year

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Dutch: Christmas is cancelled.

John: You can't cancel a holiday.

Dutch: Keep it up, John, and you'll lose New Years too.

John: What does that mean?

Dutch: Arthur, take New Years away from John.

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sterekmpreg · 2 years

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*in the afterlife*

Hosea: Dutch-

Dutch: *sighs* Arthur used to call me Dutch...

Hosea: ...Because it’s your fucking name.

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alligator-tearzz · 6 days

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R.I.P Van Der Linde Gang 💔 You would have loved:

(seen a few ppl do this,, if you started this definitely lmk and I’ll credit u !!)

updated to add Kieran and Sean

Dutch - Self help books, those podcasts where people give you terribly incorrect health information and claim that they’re doctors

Uncle - The massage chairs in malls, Frank Gallagher, insane reddit stories that definitely never happened, scamming disability cheques from the government

Abigail - iPhone’s share your location feature, the Parent Teacher Association, audiobooks

Arthur - Remote control racing cars (aarwh it’s a toy boat!), the catch and cook youtube videos, Cowboy Carter by Beyoncé, free healthcare mayhaps…..

John - Maury, The sassy man apocalypse on TikTok, Sitting and watching Bluey in a trance with Abigail after Jack has already gone to bed

Miss Grimshaw - Supernanny, Judge Judy, Spas, Massages, Bear Grylls probably, Bed Bath and Beyond

Sadie - Streetwear, absolutely bodying men on FPS games, Rage rooms

Charles - Axe throwing to get the frustration out, wildlife protection acts, David Attenborough, ATLA

Javier - The head massage you get when you get your hair washed at the salon, edibles, Guitar Hero, collecting vinyls

Hosea - Game shows like The Chase and Deal or No Deal, Dolly Parton probably, cruises, community libraries where you take a book and leave a book behind

Strauss - Cryptocurrency, whatsapp scams

Mary-Beth - Wattpad, Ao3, Booktok, you name it. Those fanfic movie adaptations like After, 50 shades of Grey etc, Cottagecore aesthetic, Taylor Swift, TikTok edits, Bridgerton

Tilly - Those ‘Day in the Life of’ Tiktoks, Jazz bars, Chloe x Halle, cruises as well

Karen - How To Get Away With Murder, Bottomless brunch, Reality shows with a bunch of drama like Love Island or Married at First Sight, Ru Paul’s Drag Race

Bill - Mardi Gras, Brokeback Mountain 😋, Home Depot, probably, those giant American cars that are on the verge of being trucks, Call of Duty

Pearson - Those late night infomercials that show random kitchen utensils like a garlic mincer or a nutribullet blender, Reddit, Spending money on E-Harmony, standing in the club and staring awkwardly at a woman, Dungeons and Dragons

Lenny - Online self paced university, Jordan Peele movies, Studio Ghibli movies, Noise cancelling headphones, The Last of Us

Kieran - Animal crossing, Saddle Club, the Wikihow “how to talk to girls” page, taking horrible advice from tik tok just because the person who posted it sounded trustworthy, astrology probably

Sean - Getting drunk at local football games and heckling the other team, claiming he’s not into Karen’s reality shows but then standing there watching the whole episode with his arms crossed while asking her about every single person and their drama, would most definitely be famous for yapping on Twitter, Derry Girls would be his fave show

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issdisgrace · 1 year

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Dutch: Why is John just sitting their smiling like an idiot. Wait, is he blushing?

Hosea: Yes, he is indeed blushing.

Dutch: Why?

Hosea: Well, a couple of minutes ago Y/n came by and kissed John goodbye for the day and he’s been like that since Y/n kissed him.

Dutch: He’s whipped.

Hosea: Yes, yes, he is.

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a-f00ls-bl0g · 6 months

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Once again RDR 1-2 on Twitter/X

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moonah-rose · 1 year

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Tilly: I'm going to Saint Denis, anyone want anything?

Arthur: A cure for tuberculosis.

John: The respect of my wife and child.

Lenny: Sean and Jenny alive.

Sadie: Colm O'Driscoll's severed head on a stick!

Dutch: SOME GOD. DAMN. FAITH!!!!

Tilly:

Tilly: Fellahs, I got $8 and a quarter.

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everlastingautumn23 · 1 year

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Hosea: Anyone d-

Arthur: Depressed?

John: Drained?

Sean: Dumb?

Micah: Disliked?

Hosea: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...

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mandalorian-loving-mandalorian · 1 year

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they’re the same picture.

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thedailybullshit · 2 years

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RDR2 Incorrect Quotes pt. 23

Referring to Arthur’s Picture of Himself, Dutch, & Hosea:

Dutch: Hey Hosea, come here.

Hosea: *walks over* Yeah?

Dutch: Check out this family picture.

Hosea: What about it?

Dutch: I look good.

Dutch: Guess what I’m about to get.

Hosea: On my nerves.

Hosea: How’s Arthur dealing with the whole dead mom, abusive dad, homeless for years, dead partner, dead son, and rejection by his true love thing?

Dutch: He’s coping. Nothing really phases him anymore. Watch this. Hey, Arthur.

Arthur: Yeah?

Dutch: An asteroid is heading to earth. Death is imminent.

Arthur: *slamming a whiskey* Finally.

Every Time He Comes Back To Camp Without Fail:

Dutch: Where have you been?

Arthur: Emotional hell.

John: *flexing* You see these arms? That’s trauma.

John: I hate you!

Arthur: I hate me too!

John:

Hosea: Arthur, we’ve talked about this.

Dutch: As you know, our dear friend John Marston is dead.

John: *stumbling shot back into camp*

Arthur: But he’s right ther-

Dutch: Mass hallucination.

Dutch: *mentions Tahiti & the mango harvest 1 too many times*

Hosea: That’s it. I’m leaving and I’m taking the kids with me.

Hosea, to Arthur, John, Tilly, Javier, Karen, Lenny, Mary-Beth, Sean, Abigail, Jack, Molly, Charles, Sadie, Kieran, & Josiah: Come on, let’s go.

Arthur: I just found an ad for a Dutch Warmblood.

Arthur: It’s apparently beautiful and sweet-tempered.

Arthur: Think they’ll exchange that Dutch for ours?

Susan: Women shouldn’t swear.

Tilly:

Abigail:

Mary-Beth:

Karen: Fuck.

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breeezytoast · 1 year

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Dutch: I think we’re missing something

John: Teamwork?

Hosea: Cohesion?

Arthur: A general sense of what we’re doing?

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vanderdutch · 1 year

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hosea, to the gang after a successful mission: you were all very well behaved today

dutch: ...

arthur: ...

john: ...

sean: ...

kieran: ...

sadie: ...

bill: ...

javier: ...

lenny: ...

hosea: oh god, what did you do

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barkly-523 · 1 month

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About Dutch van der Linde

Hello tumblr rdr space! I do not go here, but I post on tiktok sometimes and have a dear buddy of mine who ive been talking to about some posts on here!

I will post a proper introduction at a later date, but for now I would like to put my own two cents in on some stuff ive been seeing recently, about Dutch.

Dutch is an incredibly COMPLEX character, and I feel that some people really horrifically miss that point sometimes. whether it be "Oh, he bonked his head!" or "Oh, this man is a monster!" both points are on opposite ends of the spectrum, but I believe they greatly miss the overarching theme of his character and who he is, and was, as a person. To merely dismiss all of his actions by saying "oh, hes just a monster, abuser, groomer, thats why hes the way that he is" shows nothing above a surface level understanding of his character, nor the characters of the people around him and those who choose to work with him. These characters were designed to have depth, to be studied, and understood on a deeper level. Why take such a basic explanation? I am not here to say Dutch is not without flaws (because he has alot of those), but I AM here to say that calling dutch a "groomer" or some sort of "cult leader, master manipulator" is just, factually incorrect.

Firstly, with the grooming point. This is an incredibly stigmatized word nowadays, so its crazy to use in general here, but by no means were people "groomed" into being outlaws. These people had flaws of their own, took bad paths, and ended up crossing paths with Dutch. Why did they cross paths with him? Well, I went through every "how they joined the gang" story I could find, and its about a 50/50 split between they tried to rob or kill dutch, Or that they were on the run and dutch gave them a safe place to stay, with some exceptions. The odds of these people bumping into someone far worse, in all cases, are exceptional. Most of the gang were in bad places when dutch found them, and they were getting desperate. Its incredibly possible they wouldve bumped into someone who wouldve killed them instead. John was saved from being hanged. Had Dutch and Hosea not been there, he wouldve died. Arthur outright says "dutch saved me, saved most of us." and although things did not turn out right at the end of the day, to believe that dutch was nothing more than a power-hungry manipulator is shown to be incorrect in the media itself. Colm exists. Hes literally right there. An antagonist who; doesnt know the names of the men in his gang, is shown to hit Kieran, who cares more for numbers than connection. Their feud goes back YEARS, and it all seems to stem from a fatal disagreement about how things were being run. When they split paths, Dutch keeps a tight knit gang of people who he considers family, Colm continues to grow his gang in numbers. At the very start of the game, dutch makes it clear that hed prefer the gang doesnt split up, that they stick together so *he can be sure everyone is okay.* He shows sympathy for Sadies situation, and takes her in to help her. Not once is it stated shes obligated to be there, in fact, its stated that she can stay as long as she needs to, to get back on her feet. She has the final say on whether she stays in the gang or not. The reason so many people stayed in the gang until it was actively collapsing, is not because dutch was forcing them to stay. They saw him as family just as he saw them.

Its why his character arc is so interesting. Its why watching his downfall is impactful. he ISNT a bad man, he does bad things out of desperation towards the end of the game, just as other gang members did in the very beginning. Dutch had bad tendencies, but he had people there to help him stay on the right track. His beliefs were good, its why he had people who stuck with him. They believed in what he taught. He had incredibly intelligent people in his gang, I'll use Lenny and Hosea as my examples for now. Lenny was taught by his father to judge peoples character, and even if his time with the gang was short he absolutely wouldve picked up on dutchs behavior if he was hiding behind some sort of mask. and HOSEA, has been with the dude for 20 YEARS. You cannot fake something for that long, and hosea is far from stupid aswell. He is a conman by nature. If dutch was trying to con everyone, surely he wouldve noticed. Arthur still regards dutch incredibly highly for a good majority of the game. He sees the man as a mentor and is clearly deeply affected watching dutch spiral and do bad things as the game goes on. At the beginning, when told Dutch had shot a girl on the blackwater job, his first response is to say that it "doesnt sound like him". Dutch is shown to have remorse for his actions, although he chooses to rarely talk about blackwater, and avoids the subject when its brought up, he explains to hosea, with shame, that he "really messed up" in blackwater. Micah had egged dutch on (as stated by John in a camp interaction) and dutch is shown to be regretful, that job really put everything in motion, but I truly believe micahs manipulation is what changed dutch.

Micah fed into his impulsive side, and tried to reassure him when things went wrong. When Arthur was kidnapped by Colm, Micah explained that Arthur was the type to wander, and surely, theyd see him back at camp. Dutch, ONCE AGAIN, shows regret. He shouldnt have put Arthur in such a position, and knows it. Dutch has impulsive tendencies, he has paranoid thoughts. This is shown in multiple camp interactions and even stated in one of the games first journal entries about the land they were going to settle on before the ferry job. To simply blow off all the depth of his character by saying "oh, hes bad" is so,, lame? Why focus on dutch specifically to say he did all of these bad things on his own accord when micah is, right there. Dutch literally goes crawling back to him in the epilogue. Partly for revenge, since seeing arthur on the cliffside was able to briefly break him out of the funk hed been in for the last few months (albeit far too late), but also partly because I dont think he knows how to be alone. I dont think he can handle it. Hosea and Arthur had been by his side the longest, and he had to watch both of them die. Late game conversations between dutch and arthur have always been fascinating to me, and even in Guarma dutch is still set on going back to keep the gang together. Thats his family, and he cannot lose them too. He outright states he'll do whatever it takes to make sure they survive. Arthur is startled by this, as dutch has been shown to be deadly and irrational, he isnt processing things well, and cannot handle the pressure on his shoulders, and it certainly doesnt help that Micah is in his ear telling him that Arthur and John are betraying him. He clearly doesnt want to believe it, but he cannot wrap his head around hoseas death, and assumes that the only way it couldve happened was if someone ratted, completely overlooking micah.

Dutch is not a smart man, and truthfully, he should have never been in a position of power, but he is not evil. He was desperate, and he was trying to keep his family together. Although I do not agree with the "Trolley Theory" for reasons stated above, I highly doubt him bashing his head like that helped with his mental state either. Dutch is desperate. Dutch does bad things, but he is far from a bad man. He helped the people in his gang, and although the found family turned sour in the end, they mattered to him, and it mattered to the gang. Dutch, CANONICALLY, was not always "bad" either. Arthur, Dutch, and Hosea robbed a bank, took what they needed, and gave the rest to the local orphanage. Dutch scolded Arthur for robbing someone who was "too poor" and said that doing that made them just as bad as the system they were fighting against, Dutch helped Hosea get on the right track and stopped him from stealing just about anything he could get his hands on. Dutch is a man who had good ideologies, and wanted to help people in his own way, but the pressures kept adding up and it broke him. Dutch, in RDR1, is a more objectively "bad" character, But look at how they fleshed him out in rdr2. Was the cliff scene nearly as impactful before the release of rdr2? absolutely not! Playing as john, we were thrown in with a baseline knowledge of their history, and now knowing the full story makes the cliff scene quite the harrowing experience if youre able to grasp the intricacies of dutchs character, to look at him as more than "just a villain".

This turned out to be far more ranty then I wanted, but I am so tired of seeing so much mischaracterization and demonization of a character with literally days worth of content to look at and study that shows some of the points I see from people to just be blatantly wrong. Lol

#speak less #red dead redemption 2 #dutch van der linde #rdr2 #vandermatthews #do people talk in the tags?#i swear i see that sometimes #anyway!! hiii!!!#van der linde gang

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sterekmpreg · 2 years

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Dutch: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?

Arthur: John, probably.

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your-rdo-gf · 9 months

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Character introduction! Marked as mature for Eldwynn's blown out chest lol

Blair Monet - FKA Elvira Harris 26, female (she/her) - born in 1873 Grew up in Canada, moved to the US to be wed at 16 (1889) Has been with the Doyle (1893-1897), O'Driscoll (several months in 1897), and Van der Linde (1897-"present"; this would be around the time she begins going by Blair) gangs since age 20. Fell in with the wrong crowd while young and impressionable and is now one of the most wanted people in the state. Despite this, she tries her best to keep her head down and not harm people. Animal lover, photographer, tailor (works at a high end shop in Saint Denis, though disguises herself as masculine due to issues with disrespect). Martha Moscato (@shinemade) is Blair's absolute best friend. Mount of choice is Johnny, a warped brindle Arabian stallion with a red mane. Secondary mount - Gran Torino, a black tovero Missouri fox trotter mare she acquired after her girlfriend, Claire, lost her life to bounty hunters. In Blair's lore, Torino passes from laminitis due to incorrect care from an unnamed source while Blair was in hiding. Tertiary mount - Heather, a buckskin Mustang mare (wild caught). Blair often describes her as responding best to "companionship, not commands". Quaternary mount - The Corinthian, a blue roan Missouri fox trotter stallion she (in her lore) acquired after Gran Torino passed. And finally, her quinary mount - Creed, a raven black Shire stallion she bought shortly after Arthur Morgan sold him to the stable in Valentine.

Harper Brahms Before I start on him - just know that his lore would be inaccurate for the time (or rather would get him killed or locked up in a nuthouse), but idc ♥ 28, male (FTM, he/him) - born in 1871 Deadname - Ruth Brooks Grew up with Blair and was a sister figure to her, but went into a deep depression when she was sent off to be married at 16. Had top surgery done by a sketchy, back alley doctor in Saint Denis at 23. Harper is now a bounty hunter on the lookout for the holy grail - Blair Monet. He has no idea who she is given her name change and drastically different appearance from when they were younger. Mount of choice is Dale, a tobiano American paint stallion. Secondary mount - Lindsay, a gray overo American paint mare.

Eldwynn Malik - the Grizzlies Leshy No age - maybe 30's for physical age? He/they pronouns Honestly don't have much lore on them. They're tall and scary lmao. Mount of choice is Polnoch', a raven black Shire stallion. Both are undead.

Vivi Mortem - FKA Hawisia Ward Age unknown - born sometime in the early 1300's. Female, she/her. She and her horse are commonly referred to as Plague & Pestilence. Hawisia took on the role of a doctor around 1349 in a desperate attempt to save people in her hometown. She was untrained and succumbed to the disease, ending up doomed to roam the streets trying to make a connection with people around her. She still believes that the plague exists due to the condition of Armadillo, though she cannot understand human speech anymore; it just sounds jumbled to her. Mount of choice - Keeper, an undead Appaloosa stallion. He was a faithful warhorse found lost and confused, just as she was. They take comfort in each other and are rarely seen apart.

#rdo #red dead online #red dead oc

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issdisgrace · 1 year

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Y/n walking up to Dutch calmly

Dutch: Yes, y/n.

Y/n: Tienes unas tetas muy bonitas, señor, ¿puedo tocarlas?

Dutch: What?

Y/n: Tienes unas tetas muy bonitas, señor, ¿puedo tocarlas?

Dutch: Javier, I need you to translate something.

Javier: Si, what do you need me to translate?

Dutch: Y/n repeat what you just said.

Y/n: Tienes unas tetas muy bonitas, señor, ¿puedo tocarlas?:

Javier dying of laughter

Dutch: What did he say?

Javier: He said “You have very nice titties sir, can I touch them?”

Dutch: What? *looks at y/n*

Y/n walks off smirking

Dutch: What the fuck just happened?

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