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gem-likes-rdr · 11 hours

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We all know for a FACT John would rub his ranch in Arthur's face if Arthur was alive!

#rdr #red dead redemption #hello rdr community #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #red dead fandom #rdr2 #uncle rdr2 #john marston #lenny summers

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ercticisms · 29 days

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why am i sort of funny

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arthursfuckinghat · 1 month

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"Oohhhhhh darling Abigail 😫🔥 I've changed 🥺👉👈 come live with me 🙏 in an outhouse 👉🏠 I wouldn't 🙅‍♂️ ask my worst 😠 enemy to take a shit in 😤💩"

#queue the negative honour sound #“get some self respect you miserable sack of shit 🤬‼️‼️”#charles the whole time: 👀 ☕#it makes me laugh so hard #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #mick squeaks #funnies #uncle rdr2 #john marston #arthur morgan

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putanaperdonna · 1 year

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PART ONE: RDR2 members as tweets they would probably post me thinks lmao (if u read these in their voice’s it’s 1000000x funnier)

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garfieldblunt · 6 days

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How Many Shots do I need to Kiss the VDL gang members?

Arthur - 1 for confidence

Kieran - sober, hand him over

Lenny - 2 so we can cheers

Micah - I need to be Alcohol Poisoned to look in his direction

Dutch - 5 He needs to convince me though

Javier - Sober, Maybe 1 for encouragement

Abigail - 1 for confidence, she’s really pretty :)

Bill - I need to be family guy death posing before I think about kissing him

Pearson - 3 I feel like he would be a gentle kisser

Tilly - 2 I would still probably be nervous though

Molly - Sober, baby please I can treat you better I promise just give me a chance

John - 4 he looks like he would kiss me while he still had food on his lips :(

Mary Beth - 2 she definitely learned how to kiss from reading romance novels

Grimshaw - I don’t think she would let me :(

Uncle - no. :( I’m not kissing PeePaw

Hosea - 4 I’m kissing PawPee

Karen - 2 but I don’t have a Maguire Junior for her :(

Sean - 7 He’s going to show me his Maguire Junior :(

Charles - 2 for confidence

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omgwhatchloe · 1 month

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no part 2 please

#rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #red dead redemption two #arthur morgan #sean macguire #lenny summers #red dead fandom #uncle rdr2 #reverend rdr2 #hosea matthews #stop #strauss #leopold strauss

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parchmentknight · 2 months

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photography is my passion

aka i took more 0.5 pics of the gang. witness them

#rivera writes #rdr #rdr2 #red dead redemption two #red dead redemption 2 #red dead redemption #rdr2 photography #kieran duffy #reverend swanson #uncle rdr2 #hosea matthews #sadie adler #0.5 lens

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skullsandp0tions · 8 days

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#mary anne rdr2 #rdr2 memes #red dead redemption 2 #red dead redemption 2 memes #arthur morgan #uncle rdr2 #micah bell #fuck micah bell #dutch van der linde #jack marston #john marston #Mary rdr2 #sadie adler #javier escuella #mary anne red dead redemption 2 #hosea matthews #memes

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isopodcowboy · 3 months

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Charles and Uncle interacting at camp is the funniest shit ever I love it

"How are ya Mr.Smith?"

"Fine."

"Up to anything interesting?"

"Not really."

"Have ya read any good books lately?"

"No."

"Seen any plays?"

"No."

"Ya heard any good jokes?"

"...Yeah."

"Well...fancy..sharing it with me?"

"...No."

#theyre so special to me guys #what did i say about charles being awkward guys #rdr2 #charles smith #uncle rdr2 #arthur morgan #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 memes

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slicedmayonnaise · 6 months

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RDR2: Do They Munch?

Arthur Morgan: Yes. Mary made him stay clean shaven for optimal munching

John Marston: pre 1907- no. Would literally gag. Post 1907- yes. Definitely used his teeth the first time. Left Abigail bruised.

Charles Smith: Yes. He gets nervous, but he'll do it if you ask

Javier Escuella: Yes, but only for someone he's close with. Definitely went down on Abigail

Bill (Marion) Williamson: ABSOLUTELY NOT!! This is a gay man. He would CRY

Micah Bell: This man is THE most SELFISH lover. He's only here to get himself off. He does NOT munch. Finds it disgusting.

Josiah Trelawny: This man munches EAGERLY. He will munch even if it's your time of the month.

Dutch van der Linde: Says he will, but doesn't. Molly definitely begged him multiple times and he would always say "maybe next time"

Hosea Matthews: Yes. He's not afraid to munch. Was always happy to please Bessie.

Orville Swanson: No. This man don't even fuck, let alone munch. Dick limp from drinking.

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catboymccartney · 2 years

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drawing based off of that one funny picture i saw <3 john spent 2 hours drawing this btw.

#red dead redemption 2 #red dead redemption #red dead redemption fanart #john marston #charles smith #rdr2 uncle #uncle rdr2 #sadie adler #jack marston #abigail marston #abigail roberts #rdr2 #rdr #rdr fanart #art #catboymccartney #famous posts

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gem-likes-rdr · 22 days

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ARTHUR WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN?!

#rdr #red dead redemption #hello rdr community #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #rdr2 #john marston #lenny summers #red dead fandom #uncle #uncle rdr2

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eclaire-went-bam · 8 days

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my headcanon is at least One member in the van der linde gang isn't going by their real name

cus ykn how most joined by attempting to steal from dutch or hosea or whatever

there had to be one that didn't trust the gang At All and told them a fake name and after they realised tha gang could be trusted, they were already wayyy too far in deep to suddenly go like "oh by the way i'm actually (name) aha awkwarrrrd ,,,,"

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arthursfuckinghat · 3 months

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Singing? Dancing? Piggy back rides and lassoing? Charles you're so silly

#hes so happy #tiniest drop of alcohol and the man is the silliest #he helped build the house and swore to protect johns family I want to cry #I missed him so much #charles smith #uncle rdr2 #john marston #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #mick squeaks #no spoilers please #liveblogging

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synthsays · 2 months

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Spoilers for RDR2 below!!!:

I was visiting Kieran's grave the other day and there were light blue flowers not far away and they reminded me a lot of him it was crazy so I decided to make a list of flowers that remind me of all the rdr2 characters

Kieran Duffy: Tweedia/Forget-me-not

Lenny Summers: Lantana

Hosea Mathews: Dasiy

Arthur Morgan: Poppy

Javier Escuella: Rose

Dutch Van Der Linde: Red hibiscus from Tahiti

Molly O' Shea: Honey Suckle

Sean McGuire: Dandelion

Susan Grimshaw: Red Tiger Lily

Sadie Adler: Sunflower

Charles Smith: Plume Thistle

Reverend Swanson: Queen Anne's Lace