SEAN MAGUIRE
Meet the Spartans (2008)
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RDR2: Do They Munch?
Arthur Morgan: Yes. Mary made him stay clean shaven for optimal munching
John Marston: pre 1907- no. Would literally gag. Post 1907- yes. Definitely used his teeth the first time. Left Abigail bruised.
Charles Smith: Yes. He gets nervous, but he'll do it if you ask
Javier Escuella: Yes, but only for someone he's close with. Definitely went down on Abigail
Bill (Marion) Williamson: ABSOLUTELY NOT!! This is a gay man. He would CRY
Micah Bell: This man is THE most SELFISH lover. He's only here to get himself off. He does NOT munch. Finds it disgusting.
Josiah Trelawny: This man munches EAGERLY. He will munch even if it's your time of the month.
Dutch van der Linde: Says he will, but doesn't. Molly definitely begged him multiple times and he would always say "maybe next time"
Hosea Matthews: Yes. He's not afraid to munch. Was always happy to please Bessie.
Orville Swanson: No. This man don't even fuck, let alone munch. Dick limp from drinking.
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Saw this shit on Pinterest and the top comment said “Karen’s POV” 💀
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i love the rdr tiktok girls so much 😭
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i feel like sean would be a dog groomer. idk why i think this. maybe he wanted to be a veterinarian before realizing he liked grooming dogs.
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Kieran, holding up a cup: Is this piss or apple juice?
Bill: Try it and see
Kieran, slowly placing the cup down: i, uhm, th-think i'll pass
Arthur, who just watched Sean take a sip from it: maybe there's hope for you after all
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