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absolutepokemontrash · 1 year

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Could i request the brothers (or some of your choice) meeting Grim? Like, the MC came back from twisted wonderland and brought him with them because they've been through so much togheter they're now inseparable?

Okay. Let’s do this.

Grim and the Brothers! [And a Tiny Crossover ;)]

Lucifer

MC, he said no cats. Yes, he’s happy that they’re back from their weird-Disney boarding school, but no cats. Especially not loud, whiny, bratty little-

Grim now sleeps on Lucifer’s lap. It took literally five minutes after Lucifer had his no-cat lecture.

Anyway, as fond as Lucifer is for the little cat, he isn’t afraid to string Grim up next to Mammon for any tuna theft, accidental fires, or general shennaniganery.

Lucifer’s exhaustion levels go up about 30% after he realizes he now needs to budget for all the tuna and toys the spoiled little cat needs.

Lucifer’s new Lock Screen on his DDD is a picture of MC and Grim napping on the couch.

MC’s new Lock Screen is a picture of Grim and Lucifer napping in Lucifer’s office chair.

One day while working in his office with Grim on his lap, Diavolo burst in being followed by someone in a strange looking crow mask. Diavolo quickly explained that the headmaster of Night Raven Academy wanted to drop in for a quick belated Parent-Teacher interview, and Lucifer was the closest thing MC had to a dad, so…

Lucifer then had to sit through about fifteen minutes of this… principal, explaining that he was oh-so generous, and such a great educator, and that he took such good care of MC during the year… Luci let him ramble, a fanged smile slowly crawling across his face until he cleared his throat and said “Ah, yes, you’re the one who MC said made them live in a dilapidated house, hm? Let’s talk about that. :)”

Crowley suddenly had to run, but Lucifer was very insistent that he stay and chat a while ^.^

Mammon

“Awwww! A kitty-“ “GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS AWAY FROM THE GREAT GRIM!” “OI! WHO DO YA THINK YOU ARE TALKIN’ TO THE GREAT MAMMON LIKE THAT-“

So many ore-samas going around… MC should get earbuds.

Once everything calms down, Grim has the sudden realization that Mammon reminds him an awful lot of two of his… lacking in braincell friends. So eventually, the two of them come to a standstill.

Mammon refuses to spell Grim’s name correctly, which pisses off the cat. But it doesn’t matter, Grim is Mammon’s little Grimm-Maneki-Neko, a lucky little money cat!

They both get into heaps and heaps of trouble, no matter how close the two of them end up getting, they both try and throw hands- or, paws with each other at random intervals.

Okay, so, one of MC’s friends from school decided to drop in, they were a real well put-together lookin’ nerd type with white hair and glasses. Mammon swore this kid’s eyes lit up like a Christmas tree when MC introduced Mammon to him. All of a sudden this kid was all compliments and charm, and oh would you look at that Mammon is signing a contract-

NOT ON MC’S WATCH YOU BONELESS SLIPPERY LITTLE BASTARD-

Leviathan

MC has a magical girl companion! Perfect! The two of them can go off and save the Devildom from any-

Okay nevermind this cat is a temperamental little shit.

When Levi went to welcome MC back from Twisted Wonderland, the Avatar of Envy was just buzzing with excitement, he had so much anime for the two of them to catch up on! It was going to be great!

And then this little bastard came along and ruined it. And apparently the little shit eats evil magic rocks too. Yippee.

Even though Grim is an adorable fire-kitty, Levi still worries about him somehow trying to eat Henry 2.0, so while MC visits Levi to watch anime, Grim is firmly banned from Levi’s room.

Yeah, and once these two friends of MC’s from school visited. It was some kid with blue fire hair and a tiny robot child who showed up to play video games with MC, and Levi decided to log on to join them.

…Idia and Levi recognized each other’s voices…

Apparently Discord allows friends through different dimensions. The fire Gamer and water Gamer get to meet in (*bleh*) person. It was… kinda awkward, but MC and Ortho were happy that their two shut in Otakus were friends.

Satan

C A T

Satan loves petting cats. Grim loves scritches. Satan loves giving cats treats. Grim is an insatiable little glutton who will never be satisfied. Satan loves Grim. Grim loves his shiny new servant. This is a mutually beneficial relationship.

At this rate, MC is going to lose their cat to Satan.

Out of all the brothers, Satan and Beel are the only ones who will really entertain Grim’s “I will be the greatest magic user of all time” speeches.

Grim definitely puts on a few pounds from all the treats.

So um… some really loud green haired kid dropped by to visit MC and Grim, and interrupted Satan’s reading time with all the yelling. It took all of the Avatar of Wrath’s self control to not whip the book at this sixteen year old’s head.

Also Grim was vibing on Satan’s lap and he didn’t want to disturb the little guy.

Asmodeus

Awwwww, what a sweet little kitty! Grim and MC are just soooooo cute! This is going on Devilgram!

Asmo takes approximately a thousand pictures, and Grim is suddenly the most adorable cat in the Devildom. At first Grim revels in the spotlight, then decides he doesn’t want to deal with the constant hair ribbons and nail trimmings…

Asmo weeps for his Devilgram fodder has left him…

Other than desperately trying to snap cute photos for the ol’ gram, Asmo really doesn’t see what MC sees in the cat. Like, out of all the cute things to get attached to, couldn’t MC have picked something less… annoying?

Also Asmo is not a fan of all the cat hair. So of course Grim makes sure to shed all over Asmo’s things.

Two of MC’s friends dropped by to visit once, and one of them took a single look at Asmo and started FAWNING over him. So many French compliments, so little time… Asmo might have to keep this one, but MC advised against it. (Poor Rook…)

The other boy on the other hand, Asmo found his new apprentice. Cater Diamond’s follower count skyrocketed after Asmo fine-tuned some angles for some selfies.

Beelzebub

Okay if this cat eats any more of Beel’s stuff, Beel is not responsible for what happens next. He’s sorry, but no.

Fret not dear human, one glare from Beel seemed to scare Grim shitless, so there won’t be any more traceable food theft from this kitty.

Other than the rocky start, Beel kind of likes Grim, he’s glad MC had a friend to keep them company while studying at a school in a different dimension.

Beel is also one of the two brothers to actually listen to Grim’s rants about how cool and powerful he is. Not that Beel’s actually listening too hard, he’s pretty focused on whatever food he’s eating.

This one friend of MC’s came over to visit once, and he made hands down one of the best desserts Beel has ever tasted. Sure, Barbatos’ were technically better, but these strawberry tarts were still amazing! Beel had found his pet personal chef! Finally! This glasses kid with green hair! Yay!

…a very angry, tiny redhead joined MC in convincing Beel that Trey needed to go home.

Belphegor

Grim is a little loud for Belphie’s tastes, but here’s the thing, Grim is a warm little kitty and is the size of a stuffed animal…

Nap buddy :D

Sure, Belphie has a few angry claw marks on his arms, but those were all worth it, imagine snuggling with your own warm little stuffed animal.

But in terms of the waking world, Belphie actually quite likes messing with Grim. He likes to get the cat all riled up and angry right before Lucifer is set to come home. The Avatar of Sloth kills two birds with one stone, he annoys Grim, and Grim annoys Lucifer with angry shenanigans in turn. Perfectly balanced, as all thing should be.

So… Belphie wasn’t the biggest fan of all the visitors MC was getting. One of them wouldn’t stop waving a shiny gold contract in his face, two of them were as stupid as Mammon, and this most recent one… oooo… this most recent one nearly caused Belphie to commit some honest to Jesus violence.

This random lion eared catboy just showed up, and passed out in MC’s bed and had the fucking nerve to snuggle them. Nuh uh. That’s Belphie’s living body pillow, not THIS RANDO’S.

Leona Kingscholar made an enemy that day, and he doesn’t even know it.

Also for some reason all of the food in the house went missing that day, and Beel was definitely not the culprit this time.

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lemonandlime22 · 1 year

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Idk if your requests are open but if they are, could you do headcanons with [Yuu] just with the overblot people and then for [whatever reason], they scold or make fun of them and they just reply with "Says the one who got beaten by a [12 - 14] year old." (Cuz I think you have to be like 15/16 to be a freshman/first year? Idk, correct me if I'm wrong)

I thought their faces would be funny when the realization of the fact a child stopped their blot

(I did get this from when I was reading your bitey child! [Yuu] and I love the bitey child cuz I was that kid <3)

Riddle, Leona, Azul, and Jamil reaction to a cocky little Yuu

Warning(s): cussing, violence towards yuu

A/N: yeah you got the ages right, all the first years are 16. Btw I have a character limit of 4, so I just did the first 4 overblot guys.

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Riddle

Poor boys pride is already so wounded

give him a break.

Ok, what happened to lead up to this,

you, Grim, and the Adeuce duo were messing around in the heartslabyul gardens when you probably broke something or messed up a rose bush in front of Riddle

and those assholes ended up running away when he confronted you guys

leaving you to face Riddles scolding.

You got p annoyed.

So when the scolding was finally over, you just oh so quietly mumbled,

" says the brat who got his ass kicked by a 13 year old... "

"wHAT DID YOU JUST SAY-"

His face was so fucking red, it rivaled his overblot face.

an let's just say you nearly had your head cut off

and I'm not talking about his unique magic.

You got a hole 'nother few hours of scolding

and quite a tight collar that stayed on for a few days.

Ace and Grim got a good kick out of this btw

Deuce was very apologetic and even tried to help smooth things over with Riddle for you

it didn't work.

Leona

HA!

yes keep insulting the manchild >:D

*cough*

Anyway,

this starts the like most other interactions with him do

you interrupting his nap in some way or another

you can pick which way you did this time.

Now, he was having a p rough day

Ruggie wouldn't let him sleep through classes

so he was extra pissed when he got woken up and put what little energy he had left into threatening you with death or smth

and when there was finally a break in his ranting you snarked back at him,

"HA! like you ever could, your ass got wiped by a magicless kid in less than like 30 minutes!"

....

silence....

man was too stunned to speak.

I don't think I can express enough the absolute WRATH that was radiating from off him

you rly started to regret what you said

especially since he looked like he was going to actually kill you

and he was.

You got really lucky when Jack was able to catch his hand mid air

yeah...

this fucker was literally going strangle you if it wasn't for Jack having been looking for you.

Jack wasted no time dragging you out of there and far away from Leona

and for a long time it's going to be rly fuckin tense between you and Leona...

You also got one hell of a scolding from Jack.

Azul

Same thing I said in Riddle's

his pride is already in shambles

and you and the tweels are not helping one bit.

So on to what happened,

you were bored so you decided to check out the clubs after school

and your first stop was the board game club.

eh? eh? get it? wink wink nudge nudge??

ok ill stop..

Idia basically scurried to the corner of the room to play on his phone when you came in and Azul was more than happy to possibly teach a brat underclassmen.

As you know, Azul can get pretty cocky sometimes

and this was one of those times,

he was talking smack

blabbering on and on about how easy this is for him and how he should prob go as easy on you as he could if he wanted you to have any chance of winning

also kinda giving some hints at giving you lessons for using Ramshackle on the weekends

so naturally you,

being the lil sassy bitch you are <3, snapped back,

"Mhm, sure, says the fish that was outwitted and beaten up by a tween and their rat bastard band of friends!"

there was a moment of silence,,,

that was quickly broken by Idia bursting into a short laugh at Azul.

The poor octopus wasn't expecting such a clap back

epically not one regarding his overblot

he may or may not have teared up a little bit...

He was also p upset obv

so he just grabbed his phone and made a call

"Hey Floyd-"

and you booked it out of there.

Floyd did chase you a little later on at the request of Azul.

Jamil

Jeez-

he's doing best man 😔.

You were going to meet up with Ace and Deuce after their clubs and Ace's was usually finished before Deuce's so you went to go wait for him and then get Deuce together

but you accidentally got there early

and you know that means

more waiting!!

yay!

I hope you can tell this is complete sarcasm

so you were just waiting on the bleachers watching the basketball club members practice when the ball hit you straight in the face

causing you to get a nosebleed...

ouch,,

Ace and Floyd were on the ground laughing their ass's off

Jamil went to go get the ball and make sure your nose wasn't broken

dw I googled it, a nose can bleed without being broken

and even tho he is trying to be a better person he was still a very sassy person

so ofc he made a joking snide remark about you being a little brat or smth

and you ofc snapped back with,

"Well, in case you forgot, this 'little brat' kicked your snake butt with three fish and a cat!"

and he just walked away

you were very stunned, you expected him to at least glare at you

but I guess you really can't compla-

*SMACK*

oop-

spoke too soon I guess....

Now you definitely have a broken nose...

he hit you as hard as he could with the ball btw.

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liviavanrouge · 21 days

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Twst x From AU: Close Call

Livia: *Stands guard, looking around with Idia beside her*

Idia: Are you sure those demons won't come?

Livia: No, Papa found the rocks that keeps us safe according to him but we still have daily watches

Idia: No electronics either as far as I can see, luckily I have any gaming console on me

Livia: What's that? Electronics and Gaming Console?

Idia: You've never heard of this stuff!??

Livia: I've been here since I was a toddler, I haven't had a chance to learn about whatever you're talking about

Idia: *Pulls out his console* Here, I'll teach you a few games since you've grown on me, unlike everyone else

Livia: Ooooo, this is a gaming console!?

Idia: *Grins* Yep! It's-

???: LIVIA! GET INSIDE!!

Golden: *Fires a shot from his shotgun, hitting a smiling person reaching for Livia*

Livia: *Turns and screams in alarm, crashing into Idia as she quickly moved back from the smiling person*

Golden: *Shoves Livia inside, grabbing Idia next* BOTH OF YOU GET IN!

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Golden: *Slams the door shut and locks it*

Idia: That was close-

Golden: *Slams Idia against the wall* WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING!? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM!??

Rook: Roi du Soldier, calm-

Golden: YOU ALMOST GOT MY SISTER KILLED!? WAS THAT YOUR LITTLE PLAN OUT THERE!!!?

Golden: *Grabs Idia by the jacket collar* Looks like we have a damn sacrifice tonight

???: Release him, Golden

Lilia: *Walks down the stairs* Do you think this sorry excuse for a human being would plan something like that? He has no survival instincts

Golden: Old man, he-

Lilia: Livia is safe and sound, that's all that matters, release Idia...

Golden: *Snarls and releases Idia* You got lucky, you bastard...

Golden: *Points to Idia* The next time she's in danger and you're around, I'm letting those THINGS out there have you

Livia: P-Papa...

Lilia: *Grips Livia's arms* Are you alright!?

Livia: I didn't even hear them, Papa they were this close to grabbing me!

Lilia: It's alright, you're alright, okay? Everything is fine

Livia: *Nods, trying to slow her breathing*

Lilia: For now, you're back on supplies duty, alright?

Livia: *Nods* A-Alright...

Idia: *Sits on the stairs, gripping his sleeves trembling*

Lilia: *Glances at him, his eyes narrowed suspiciously*

@anxious-twisted-vampire @yukii0nna @writing-heiress @marrondrawsalot @abyssthing198 @zexal-club @teddymochi

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lowkeyclueless5137 · 5 months

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Can I just say I love the ideas of the ghosts getting very freaked out by the omnitrix users and them scaring more ghosts and other NRC students(and accidentally their own team. Maybe even freak out Malleus and Lilia too). Seriously has no one came up with the idea the only reason Malleus and Lilia got “possessed” was because of an object boosting the ghosts’ own power(why did none of them think to smash something in the room like let’s say AN ORGEN RIGHT THERE!!!) basically aliens just scaring the crap out of everyone that day

Property damage everywhere✨

For Lilia and Malleus knew, they had no idea the ghosts possessed the others, nor did they knew about the whole alien chaos.

Either way they rightfully get spooked when everyone barges in and is ready to punt any and all ghosts. They wanted to play the 'we got possessed' prank, but ya know, some ghosts probably returned and cried out about the alien mishaps so rightfully the prank is set aside. What do you mean the' hooman died?! Where hooman at?'?!

Kalim is the only case where everyone finds the whole place trashed, Malleus stuck in a wall and Lilia stuffed in the bent orga pipe.

Epel is probably the lucky bastard in which he actually gets the least bonked by his own teammates. :'3

Riddle almost got blasted by Ortho, Idia was multiple times attacked by anyone who saw him as ghostfreak tbh. And Kalim ran into others multiple times but had to retreat before someone would try to throw a brick or magic attack at him. (ace, Rook we lookin at u)

#twisted wonderland #asks :3 #ben 10 au

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anonymeqaupdates · 1 month

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Chapter 46 review

So Jamil's memory was shown first and this time Jamil is able to enter to the memory and even absorb. As always, Jafar is a creep and the fact he is toying both Kalim and Jamil even pointing out that Jamil is a villain just as him.

Nice touch on Jafar's memory being how he fulfilled his first wish. So the last one of the Scarabia arc for both their memories will be Jafar fulfilling his final wish and I'm unsure what Jamil's memory gonna be since you mentioned it isn't his overblot memory. Maybe revealing how he hates Kalim.

Well knowing Jamil wouldn't be present to the cast, I hope the Impending Doom will proceed with their next and final goal being Jamil.

The brothers really having a tense relationship right now eventhough they have no choice but to saved Azul. Man, Azul blackmailed them that he will not take antidote until they did their jobs. What a psychological attack on that. Thank Seven, Ruggie found the poison or they would have Azul died from poison.

Love the sneaky plan on the heartslabyul trio and Chenya, they are manipulate bastards. Riddle should be impress and lucky to have them as his friends. Love Trey's cold smile, he really loves to get revenge on the twins.

Chenya: To think one of them is gonna end up being Riddle's boyfriend. I'm a bit worried.

Trey: Once this is all over, maybe you reconsider.

Jade almost overblot is kinda expected but it really is intense which shows how the timeline affected too much. Everyone is frightened and Floyd has to saved his brother even if he is gonna dragged into this. Good thing for Sebek and Jack, they provided a final punch by Jack. Jack finally has his revenge towards the twins (well, Jade deserve it)

Jack, Sebek, Deuce: That's what you get for messing with Ace!

Too bad Chenya isn't around much, cats really hate water. But consider himself lucky he wouldn't involved in an overblot fight. Hope we see him again.

I bet Vil would have joined in the overblot situation if this wasn't involved RSA and we know a certain student attending there.

Yuu/Jack/Ace smiling that they finally got a way to stop the contracts

The Impending Doom horrified that they got a way to stop the contracts

Floyd: Fuck!

We agree on this one, Floyd.

Ruggie having his own main character moment. Seeing how nervous and the sight of golden contracts. Even he agrees that Riddle should be free from the contracts, his parents are assholes. Love how Ruggie consider Jamil his sorta-friend and cares about him. And I'm sure Ruggie needs to know what is happening with Kalim, he kinda deserves to know of you ask me.

Diasomina Karen! Throw food at him!

I'm happy they recognize the poison and concured an antidote, the twins are lucky they prepare for it. I see that's why Yuu was sneaking in the stock room, to get ingredients for the antidote. I'm sure Crewel will understand the reason behind it.

Azul so desperate that he has to use his octomer form again, showing unhinged behavior. I can see Ursula's crazy eyes on Azul.

Kalim saying he doesn't need the contracts is thinking that he has no future for him and figures he should end things now. How sad.

Ruggie really is confuse especially when the rest ready their pens for the awaiting battle.

I guess they were ready until the theme music comes.

PERCY THE PLATYPUS! - I don't know why, but makes me think of Hans echo.

Hope Hans care for Percy in the infirmary.

Hans: Want me to use the Go-Away Inator at him?

Idia: What kind of relationship you two have?

I wonder what UM did Percy has?

Man, seeing Jade being scared and frightened like this is saddened yet exciting.

Yeah, Floyd kinda has enough given he is literally the voice of reason of the three this entire arc.

Leona laughs at Azul, Floyd calls him lame,

Yuu: What the hell is wrong with you people!? Have you learn nothing from Ace and Lilia when it comes to taunting people!?

Man, Azul really resents the twins too much that he attacks them more.

Leona having his roar be seen again is great that he used it again. Hope he practice more. I knew the roar will come in handy.

This is so desperate because unlike the last two, Azul is still consume with the poison.

Deuce and Grimm comeback is the best!

Time to cure Azul, and really Grimm? Now to eat in the time like this? Man it is gonna bite him in the ass in chapter 4

And man Leona and Ruggie can be assholes, Leona being responsible for the overblot yet saved him from his death.

I'm excited for the next part! Can't wait to see if Azul is gonna think about them now given what he been through.

-🧋

I’m always happy to read your reviews!

So for Jamil’s part, I’m trying to keep things chronological so no the I hate you part won’t be last. There’s a bigger reveal to be had after all! 😈

Things will finally ease up for Jade and Floyd but they won’t forget about Heartslabyul outsmarting them anytime soon! Too bad the guys victory was cut short by the contracts being destroyed!

We’ll see Cheny’a again don’t worry! Poor guy couldn’t have known about a second OB on the same day! Damn!

Ruggie really shone on his one! Talk about a redemption arc! And convinced Deuce to teach his regular Karen a lesson. A complete win on his part!

And Yes Azul had the crazy Ursula eyes…. Damn those traumatized me as a kid!

Percy tried, and failed but hey, better than nothing and it prevented Lilia from being taken out! I don’t want to think of what would happen if he got drained of magic.

I’m pretty happy with that fight and it seems you enjoyed it too! I think I’m getting better at this!

Anyway thanks again 🧋anon!

#thanks anon!#ask #twst fanfic #fixing it before it broke

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fairestwriting · 3 years

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May i please request the dorm leaders where their s/o is like a disney princess who suddenly sings, specially when there are animals.

ive done something very similar with malleus here, so ill do everyone but him, hope you dont mind!

+ if you like my writing, you can buy me a ko-fi to support me!

Riddle Rosehearts

Is sort of startled the first time it happens, taken aback. Is this a time to be singing? Is there some sort of rule he isn’t aware of?

After he figures out you just do it on a whim, he goes through a phase of having mixed feelings on it. Because it’s so disruptive, especially when others join you, especially when they’re animals... but your voice is beautiful, and you look so pretty when you’re singing, he’s so easily distracted by it.

So he allows it. And he eventually gets used to it, beginning to enjoy it even. Still won’t forget that one time you sang at the Heartslabyul garden and a bunch of hedgehogs and flamingos gathered around you, though. It was such a mess, he’ll be constantly warning you to keep your singing only to “appropriate settings”.

Leona Kingscholar

Yeah, he’s not really a fan of it either, at least early on. Too much noise and he’s trying to sleep. You’re lucky you’re so pretty or he’d have... well, he wouldn’t have done anything because he loves you, but he’d be extra cranky for a while.

He’s a real buzzkill regarding that, honestly. You’ll be singing your heart out, joined by bystanders and the animals passing by, feeling like you’re on the top of the world, and your lazy bastard of a boyfriend will come up behind you, draping himself over you, and grumble about how you should keep it down because he’s tired.

He won’t ever really like the big singing numbers too much, probably, but if you sing just to him, in a lullaby sort of way, he’ll start growing more fond of it. Eventually he’ll stop being so grumpy about the singing, but he still gets annoying if you woke him up from a nap with it.

Azul Ashengrotto

So, have you ever thought about being a performer? Because you’re so damn good at this, Azul would love to have you perform at Mostro Lounge. He’ll ask you about that, in fact.

Of course, if you don’t really want to, he won’t pressure you, but, wow, you’re better than anyone he’s ever seen, and Azul’s seen plenty of singers. You just have such a specific charm, really, how do you get people to join you like this?

Stops to watch your little impromptu performances as many times as he’s able to, praises you endlessly for it. And he joins it sometimes, too, though only if you’re alone together, since he’s a little self conscious of doing it without any preparation in front of others.

Kalim Al-Asim

Joins you! All the time! When he hears the first notes of your singing, whether the song is yours or from somewhere else, he’s just filled with so much energy he feels like he could dance around for hours!

He loves your voice so much, he’ll want to get you all sorts of resources for improving your skills. He’ll buy you an entire auditorium if you want! Just so you can have somewhere to sing your heart out. If you don’t tell him it’s not necessary, he’ll actually get you one as a birthday gift.

You two are the ultimate sunshine couple. Singing and dancing and bringing smiles all around, you’re living in your own little world, somewhere very far away from reality, some people who know you would think. But, well, you are very happy together and that’s what matters.

Vil Schoenheit

He thinks it’s really endearing. If he isn’t busy with anything, he’ll stop to watch you, something about how you just pull everyone’s attention to you like a magnet has him absolutely starstruck. It’s something even performers more experienced than him can’t manage sometimes.

He asks you a lot of questions about it. Did you take any sort of singing or performing lessons? Vil’s really interested on how you manage to just act so... magical, honestly. Asks you about how you make your songs, too, wanting to know your whole creative process.

(He also boasts to himself a lot about how beautiful you two are as a couple. You’re genuinely just like royalty)

Doesn’t join in often, but he might sometimes, if he’s really feeling it. Improv like this is something he’s secretly very into, he just thinks it’s really fun.

Idia Shroud

Oh, dear. He’s known you were a true SSR for a while, now, but doing something like this? Yeah, you’ve completely broken the rarity scale.

He’s the one who’s completely baffled everytime he sees you sing, to him it feels like staring directly at the sun. You’re so beautiful while you’re singing, so charming, so magnetic, people are actually compelled to join you? Animals come rushing towards you upon just a couple words? He thinks you’re genuinely angelic.

If you gather too much of a human crowd, Idia runs away, though he apologizes later. He just got overwhelmed, but he did want to watch you sing until the end of your show! If you manage to attract cats or dogs or any animals he really likes... Idia’s soul comes out of his body and goes straight to heaven. He loves you so goddamn much.

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minzart · 3 years

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Now I am obsessed with Twst Fary Tale universe!!!!! I absolutely cannot wait to see more!

Really glad you like it!

And I'm with a writer's block for the others requests but I have a scenario for this au so why not put them here :)

Masterlist

A guest room was offered to you and the beast Grimm this night, as well as new clothes, a bath, and guards at your door

It's obvious you are a guest and a prisoner, wich honestly: fair, but could they be more obvious about it?

You have a lot of time to process what just happened or have an existential crisis, wich suits yourself best

"Do you think they know it was us?"

"Quiet Deuce. Do you want somebody to hear you or something?"

"I'm just saying. They choose us to guard their room, maybe it's because they know"

At least you have two guides for this world new rules :)

Meanwhile, back at the meeting room, now with a new table, the seven lords hold a last minute meeting to discuss your fate... and process what the fuck just happen

"can someone explain to me how did somebody entered this room, messed up our ingredients, and get out without nobody noticing? " Vil decided to break the ice "do you know how hard it was to find some of these?"

"Ashes of the old ones aren't cheap either..." idia murmurs

"This is pointless" Leona remarks

"I lost precious time in this for nothing" Jamil grunts

"Maybe this alliance was a mistake" Azul points out

"When I find the responsible for this, it will be off with their head" Riddle's face was red with a mad grim spread through it

"Quiet! all of you!" Malleus finaly speaks, voice boming in the room "all that is lost will be return in due time, however I do think there's a more important matter at hands, what to do with the human?"

"I though you were going to keep them as a pet or something, what did they called you again? Tsunotarou? Seems rather disrespectful" Vil remarks, wondering if you are brave or just stupid or worse both

"Let's give some credit to the herbivore, at least they stopped the disaster with the cat, they looked like they knew what to do" Leona ponders, the look in your eyes didn't left his mind, you looked at him like you knew him, you saw him wich was... strange "though they could just be stupid enough to try a reckless approach like that and be a lucky bastard"

"They seem to know Ashengrotto, isn't that right Zul~, is there something you want to share?" Idia just wanted to go home, this was too much interaction for him already

"Never saw them before"

"Didn't they said something about being-" Jamil struggles to remember the word "isekaied? Was that the word? Wasn't there something about dimensions as well? Maybe the spell just transported them from a diferent universe"

"And what? They knew us in that universe? A magicless human knew the descendants of the great seven" Riddle laughed "I can't picture it, can you?"

"It is a diferent universe, anything is possible"

"We can interrogate them later, but we can't ignore the fact that they just put to sleep the monster causing havoc in a matter of seconds while being magicless" Malleus tried to stay in topic "they can be useful, but I can't give shelter for every stranger tha falls on my table, I propose we share, now who wants to be the first? After we finish our meeting my servants will call them here and we'll have our answers"

"I volunteer" Riddle rises his hand "maybe they can say something about the culprits of this mess"

#twst #twisted wonderland #twst fary tale universe #twst tftu

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lovelyjasmari · 2 years

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Twisted Wonderland Reaction Part 11 ~ Jas.exe has stopped working edition

Welp, Beanfest part 2 has concluded with only the most minor of injuries to all those involved. Except maybe Jamil’s psyche, but we’ll get to that soon enough.

Warning: Pic heavy, minor oc referencing, one or two dirty jokes, some swearing and ALOT OF ROOK/ROOKVIL THIRSTING! I mean it!

I’m down bad for these beautiful bastards and about to make it everyone’s problem!

YESSIR! 👀

WHATS WITH THE SMOKE?! Now I’m concerned, it would be pretty fucked if these pretty pair of fae ended up burning the school down over their harmless game of tag...

But at least they’re having fun! Look at those smiles! Ughhhhh 💚💚💚

Ohhhhh Kalim, you are too sweet. Too pure for this cursed world. My only sunshine. 🥺

And you deserved better, especially for feeding everyone...

DONT TEASE HIM 😤

Meanwhile, I think Vil is beginning to have second thought about bringing Floyd on board. Right outside this shot, I can hear Danica screaming I told you so to her bewildered dorm leader...

Ohhhh poor Riddle. As an asthmatic, I can sympathize. With my weak lungs, I would not do good with this event at all.

But at least he’s a good sport about it. Like I said Riddle is really growing on me. I recently reread some of the previous chapters and even though I hated his guts at first, now I really appreciate him as a character. And we like the same kinds of desserts! 💖

THOSE SMIRKS 👀👀👀

Neither does Idia apparently! Also wth, where do you get rankings like that? Like yeah I know Rook is a walking talking french speaking red flag but Trey is pretty chill. I feel like Jade is more sus than him...and Ruggie...and Jamil...actually scratch that. Trey is THE most normal vice dorm leader! Nothing sus about him!

SPEAKING OF WHICH

Sorry Trey, this ain’t a threesome.

Uh...are ya’ll sure ya’ll wanna do this out in the open? In broad daylight??

Me too, I yield to Rook too. Wait a sec, I’m not in this...😅

MMMMMFFFF SO WHOLESOME! TOO WHOLESOME!!! I adore these two so much! Their dynamic is so entertaining and seeing them on opposing teams in this event was such a treat for my crazed soul! There is absolutely NOTHING heterosexual about their dynamic and YOU CAN FIGHT ME ON THAT!

You know what this reminds me of?

This, it reminds me of this. Sweet apple child...

Oop, sorry Epel looks like Floyd Deucey-ed you.... Welp, see you at the crossroads...💀

Oh god...this is literally my nightmare right here. My sleep paralysis demon. There are few things I can think of in this game that would be more terrifying than Floyd chasing me. Vil’s angry face, the prospect of Malleus overblotting, and even then I feel like I would be more likely to survive those things with less trauma than this...

Jamil is me. I am Jamil. Also I really love when he makes this face. 😭🤣💀

GOD THIS IS SOME FU*KING YANDERE SH*T WTF SAVE ME MALLEUS SAVE ME

TRUER WORDS WERE NEVER SPOKEN. But you did your best Jamil, and at least your team won in the end...

CHILL BRO THE GAME IS OVER! CHILL!

There is something particularly cursed about this image. Also, IS THAT A FU*KING LUCKY EMBLEM?!

Well besides being chased by the scary eel man, I’d say yes. A pretty fun event! The different POV was pretty cool! I’m dreading all the grinding I’ll have to do to be able to access Vil’s beanfest vignette but it will be worth it in the end!

And now...party people, the moment we’ve been waiting for, LETS READ ROOKS BEANFEST VIGNETTE! 💙💙💙

OOF

I love how Rook is telling them about the previous beanfest. Though I can’t help but wonder how much of this tale is true with how...fantastical my handsome hunter can be...

OOF and I say oof on behalf of Leona, not Rook...💀

Awwee. But I still love you, my handsome hunter.

BUT STOP DOING THAT THING WHERE YOU NARROW YOUR EYES AT ME! Are you looking into my soul when you do that?! Please don’t! MMMMMMMMFFFFFF YOU MAKE ME SICK! (very affectionately)

WAIT?! Were you doing what I think you were doing?! 👀

Yeah what he said! You’re the trickster this time! 😤

SO! FUN FACT! THIS groovy art right here was one of the first I saw of Rook that made me begin to fall for him. Something about his stance, so menecing but his smile is still so charming! He see’s his prey within his grasp but he’s just enjoying the view, enjoying the warm sunny day, not making a sound while is victim doesn’t suspect a thing. Just toying with them, relishing their false sense of security before he begins his hunt. But at the same time there’s something almost...intimate in his gaze. Like the tender smile he would give a lover or something. Maybe that’s my thirst speaking but there is certainly a level of familiarity there which can admittedly be kinda sus depending on who you are and who I am. He’s just so casual as he looking down at us like a cat eying a mouse, ready to attack. And of course the first thing I could think of was Rook looking down as he’s about to [REDACTED]

Yeeeaaahhhh...and with that, I think I’m gonna end it here before I get TOO carried away. But yeah, this was a fun event. Hoping the next event is maybe Ghost Marriage or Fairy Gala. Also this will probably be the last reaction post for a while since I did read a third of book 5. I’ll go back to it once the second third of book 5 hits en and I can catch up with everyone else! That is, if I don’t get too impatient before then! 😭😂

#twisted wonderland #jas reads twst #SHUT UP JAS

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raven-at-the-writing-desk · 4 years

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Heyyy! If you're taking requests can i please request some headcanons (sfw or nsfw) for Idia, Azul, Malleus and Jamil where their s!o dresses up as a maid to surprise them by saying" welcome home master~" when they enter their room? Thank you!

To reiterate, I do not take on NSFW writing requests outside of special blog events which specify that I am accepting them. Therefore, these headcanons are going to be SFW.

Curiouser and Curiouser...

Idia Shroud...

...just about wants to curl up and die on the spot--he’s both mortified and excited, and has no idea how to cope with that mixture of emotions.

Sure, he has a bunch of stuffy maids back home at the Shroud estate, but something about witnessing his S/O in such iconic attire makes his heart flutter and flaming hair shoot up. His blue lips and dark eye makeup certainly stick out on his bright red face.

Squeaks a semi-coherent sentences about how you look nice, then launches into a long, mumbling speech about how he’s so lucky to be witnessing this.

Idia shyly asks if he can take a photo--he wants to be able to remember this forever! He’ll store it in an encrypted database, too, since its for his eyes alone!

Once Idia has regained composure, he will suggest that you try out other cute outfits, too. How about a cheerleading uniform? Magical girl outfit? Idol attire...! The possibilities are endless! Maybe you can even pull off couple cosplay, if you’d like that?

Azul Ashengrotto...

...momentarily loses his composure (his glasses go awry), but he is quick to correct himself and compliment your appearance. He’s a gentleman, after all! He won’t be led stray by your...wiles, even if you are dating.

Azul makes a joke about how you should consider working part-time at the Mostro Lounge--a new server (and one in a maid outfit, at that) is sure to turn some heads and nab the establishment more Madol.

You play it up, pretending to lead him to a table and seat him, then handing him an imaginary menu and asking what he would like.

With a self-serving smirk, Azul casually replies that he’d like you. That response catches you a bit off guard--he’s the one that’s meant to be surprised here, not you! But it looks like this slimy octopus has the upper hand again.

Azul just chuckles and reassures you that he was only joking, so don’t make such a face! If you’re really going to be a maid, then you should know how to deal with problematic customers like this, you know?

Malleus Draconia...

...is completely unfazed. As the heir to the Valley of Thorns, he has grown up surrounded by servants catering to his every whim. It’s not unusual for Malleus to be greeted home in such a manner.

You continue with the maid shtick, asking to take his coat and if he’d like a shoulder rub, but Malleus remains collected. He’s pretty antiquated when it comes to certain subjects areas--so if there is any additional connotation to maid attire or this cutesy attitude, Malleus does not understand it.

He thanks you for the warm welcome and the offers, but follows up with a reminder that there is no need to demote yourself to the position of an attendant. Why, you are his S/O, are you not? Then Malleus considers himself your equal, not your superior.

You need to take a moment to explain to him that you thought this would be a fun way to surprise him, and realization slowly dawns on his face. Malleus apologizes for seemingly ignoring your efforts earlier--how can he make it up to you?

You giggle and ask for a kiss, and he is more than happy to oblige. Ah, how strange--though you are the one in the maid outfit, Malleus is the one servicing you with a peck on the lips.

Jamil Viper...

...smirks in amusement. He’s used to being the one playing servant to Kalim, never the master. Oh, how the tables have turned--and Jamil’s eager to play along.

He insists that you refer to him as “Master Jamil” or “Jamil-sama” for the rest of the day, and that you follow his orders.

This snake bastard. Even if he’s your boyfriend, he does not let back on bossing you around--the power really gets to his head at times. Jamil has you follow him around as he goes about his duties, even having you assist with some of them.

Lend him a hand in the kitchen, sort out those documents, clean that dusty room, feed Kalim’s peacocks...You had no idea that Jamil had this much on his plate all the time! The experience really helps you understand what its like to be in his shoes.

When all is said and done, you’re both super tired--but Jamil doesn’t let you retire. He cages you in his arms and insists that you stay. After all, part of a maid’s duty is to comfort their master, right? Well, Jamil needs comforting after another long day of work, so give him lots of cuddles!

#twst #Jamil Viper #Malleus Draconia #Idia Shroud #Azul Ashengrotto #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #curiouser and curiouser #Reader #self insert #twisted wonderland imagines #twisted wonderland headcanons #twisted wonderland requests #twisted wonderland scenarios #Jamil Viper x Reader #Malleus Draconia x Reader #Idia Shroud x Reader #Azul Ashengrotto x Reader

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lovee-infected · 4 years

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Hi may I please have headcannons for Ciel Phantomhive who got transported to Twisted wonderland.

It got a bit long for headcanons but why not ? Ciel in twisted wonderland has got a lot to tell lol

♦♥♠♣

He assumes it all to be a dream when he wakes up in NRC , as he slides the door of his coffin open just to fall to the ground

He tries and calls for Sebastian , considering this situation having something to do with him .When Sebastian doesn't show up , he leds out a moody growl trying to find someone or a way out of wherever he was

Mirror hall didn't seem a bad place for him to wake up at ; since most of the designs remained the same over hundreds of years it was kinda similar to victorian styles from Ciel's original time . He low-key starts admiring decorations and unfortunately , steps on something's tail

Grim naturally freaks out being woken up from his slumber like this and in a few seconds the whole salon is set on fire

Crowley arrives just in time to find Ciel almost choking Grim while shouting at him to do something ; poor Grim passes out when Crowley finally freed him from the savage Phantomhive's hands

Crowley isn't sure what to do first , punishing him for intense violence or clarifying which dorm would be responsible for him

He leaves judgement to the mirror and...it doesn't go quite as expected : " Your soul is...no . Not again...this one doesn't belong to any dorms either ," mirror says . Crowley got terrified thinking that it was similar to MC's situation , but he got even worse as the mirror says : " I see nothing through him because...I see no soul "

Crowley argues that there must be a mistake but Ciel himself knows that his soul no longer belongs to him , but to Sebastian

Ciel asks if the mirror knows anything about his contract , but neither the mirror nor headmaster had any idea on what he was talking about

Ciel decides to skip that part since he doesn't want to spill more tea himself , so he asks where he is

After Crowley's hour long presentation and telling Ciel that he's stuck in twisted wonderland until Crowley finds a way to send him back home , poor boy nervously smirks

He is now sure of it all being a dream so he tries anything that would help him to wake up : Pinching himself , slapping , screaming and finally , throwing himself out of window - He is lucky that Crowley catches him before his head crashes the ground

He almost saw dead with his two eyes , so it couldn't be a dream anymore

He first freaks out at how he can't come back , but then calms down realizing that he won't stay here for too long ;Sebastian would not let

Sebastian isn't one demon to give up on his soul just by him disappearing , he is way greedier and stubborner and would do anything it takes to have his rights as long as Ciel isn't dead . So being caught in a different world or dimension was no stop for Sebastian , specially thinking that demons themselve came from another dimension

Ciel decides to be hopeful that Sebastian would find him anyway , so he says that he'll wait just there until Sebastian comes for him , ignoring Crowley's ramblings wanting him to stop being stubborn

After a few hours Ciel gives up , accepting that he can't last on his own if he just waits for Sebastian to show up : What is taking that bastard so long...

The kind and good-hearted Crowley offers him a vip stay at their all Happy and comfortable hotel , aka Ramshackle dorm

Ciel argues that he just can't live like a pig , but Crowley states that he's either staying out or at Ramshackle's . He angrily growls , having to deal with it

The next morning he wakes up to see no one but Grim , which made both of them scream . MC catches the pan before Grim could throw it at Ciel , and Ciel brings out his gun- . MC then slaps him for rudeness and takes the gun

He ends up having to head classes with MC and Grim since he has nothing else to do , though he was too young to head any of the classes

Ciel isn't used to heading to public classes , but he's okay with them since he has his experience from Weston College , but something else irritates him :

This school was a bit too similar to Weston College. Not only atmosphere but also students . He basically shared the same class with a green haired version of Greenhill . Sebek is nothing different from him except being...more annoying . He couldn't stop talking about someone he called young master which makes him look a bit like Agni

Same goes for Ace and Deuce , they seemed kinda familiar but Ciel isn't sure where he's seen them before

He doesn't like Crowley because the way he acts , talks and hides his eyes remind him of Undertaker ; making him feel unsafe whenever he is around

This annoying pace continues for him ; a socially awkward emo with long blue hair who is good enough to be Gregory Violet's Identical twin , a teenage-version of Agni who shares the same wild spirit as Suma , and many others

He thought that it couldn't get any worse until he almost screams Snake at a guy who looks JUST- LIKE - HIM , sleeping under a tree . Silver wakes up to Ciel's fascinated gaze and gives him a confused look , that makes Ciel run away

School on the other hand is terrible : Magic's history is nothing like the history he is learned by Sebastian , but he could handle studying something all new . The problem is with the rest of classes : Animal language , alchemy and and anything that requires any talent in magic ; but PE is the worst . His body is already pretty weak and he falls at asthma attacks several times . To add to that his height is another thing he had to keep up with , he is at least 10 centimeters shorter than even the smallest ones there and of course , Night raven's unraveled students don't mind bullying a short moody kiddo-

Beside his enormous problems , there are other advantages as well ;

Ciel isn't much of a people person , but students there are rather interesting to him

Still most of them seem neutral to him , but there are also ones who catch his eyes :

He doesn't like : Grim (for obvious reasons) , Ace and Deuce (too loud and annoying ) , Cater ( Is always playing with some odd invention called phone *) , Leona and Ruggie ( they bully him ) , Jade ( Looks and talks like Sebastian ) , Floyd ( looks like an illegal combination of Sebastian and Grell...+ calls him baby seal ) , Rook ( stalks on him) , Sebek ( too annoying)

He low-key likes : Riddle ( he respects him organized nature + they look a bit similar) , Trey ( acts like a loyal servant ) , Azul ( is smart with contracts and seems to be a man of culture + runs a cafe with good teas and desserts) , Idia ( he weird , yet interesting ) , Silver ( reminds him of Snake) , Malleus ( is mysterious and looks like an almighty master )

The rest are just neutral to him

( * ) : Ciel obviously doesn't know what a phone is , along with many other things invented after his age ; he thinks they are all magical tools and not something created by the hand of man

Riddle invites him to tea parties and Ciel appreciates it , at least one thing that made him calm down in this crazy world

He once goes to Mister S's shop and Sam immediately senses a demonic aura around him , asking him tons of questions about the demon shielding him . Ciel dodges from answering each and every one of them but Sam isn't yet satisfied . He doesn't argue as he Ciel resists answering but Ciel is about to leave , he tells something that makes his blood run cold : " ...We'll soon meet this mister Sebastian in person , little demon ; My friend on the other side told me"

When learning that Azul is a master of contracts , Ciel goes to him to see if he knows anything about contracts made with demons ; which he either doesn't really know or doesn't want to share since Ciel has nothing to give as the price

Azul though still sends the twins after him since he's starting to get interested after his demon sorted questions ; which made him curious of what this child might actually know

Ciel once steps into Ignihyde and gets out in 0.01 seconds . His mind isn't yet prepared to deal with a technology which won't be yet discovered until hundreds of years later from his original time

Other than Ignihyde , the dorm which really makes him feel uncomfortable is Scarabia . The atmosphere is just like Suma's palace and getting reminded of that horrible massacre with Agni's death isn't really pleasant . He meets both Kalim and Jamil in school and Kalim even invites him to parties , but he immediately says no . He decides to stay away from there as much as possible

Savanaclaw is his danger zone , he steps in = He dies . He once calls Leona Pathetic nasty cat and that is enough for Leona to set a prize for his head

Malleus on the other hand seems to be appreciating this little guest . Ciel feels a bit unsafe around him as Malleus notices his supernatural secrets , including the seal under his blindfold without him mentioning it ; but Malleus confronts him that he doesn't want anything from him and he's just interested that's all

Rook hears from Octavinelle students that Azul is after the child , and that makes him enter the challenge uninvitedly ; the Ciel catching game . After all he lives to be the greatest of hunters and also , whatever the reason was , Pomefiore would have an advantage holding what Octavinelle needed

If it wasn't because of MC , Grim , Ace and Deuce sticking to him all day he would've got caught long ago , but no one could kidnap him this easily when others were around

With his terrible situation at classes , daily argues with Grim and anyone else , bully routines and almost half of the school after him he knows that he won't last there much longer

Ciel now can't help but to pray for Sebastian to find him sooner wherever he is now...

♦♥♠♣

Note : Now now , would you guys like a second part for this in which Sebastian this time , finds his way to twisted wonderland..? (:

Update: Part 2 here!

Tagging : @lethlia @xxunrxvelingxx @ji-yaaan

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anonymeqaupdates · 3 months

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I guess Jamil's cat is unlucky to have Jamil as his owner so he rather sleep and do nothing from him.

I can picture Kalim treating his cats with love and respect which made the three cats felt that they are lucky that they didn't assassinated Kalim because he is such a sunshine boy.

And Idia's cat might be treated well. Would be funny for the cat learning about Styx and seeing the other overblot boys? I'm sure he gives out a smug look at Jamil and Leona here.

Idia's cat is going to have so much fun looking down on them I can't wait to write it!

Leona : You had to turn those bastards into cats, didn't you?

Jamil : Don't blame it on me, that was the Djinn. Wish you were turned into a cat.

#fixing it before it broke #twst fanfic #thanks anon!#ask

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what-nani-ano · 2 years

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Hehe~ Idia you came home really quick lately in my pulls. I got both of your Birthday SSRs and a duplicate as well! The same thing happened with Ortho last year too... I never imagined this as a F2P so I wonder if you had something to do with this? (As a fan of both DDLC and TWST I love this blog kajdsmeaoxk)

YOU LUCKY BASTARD

#just idia #idia shroud #ddlc #just monika #ddlc x twst #twisted wonderland #twst #art #doki doki literature club

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britishassistant · 3 years

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Oooo oh! The post you just made is so interesting! Can you do a version with how things go down in the supervillain universe? Like all the dorm heads call Yuu Prefect and Yuu freaks out internally as to how these younger version of the supervillains know their secret?

@ectopus said: ok now i wanna know more on whats happening with older Yuu with the dorm leaders from twisted wonderland

Anonymous said: Finding out your crush is also your enemy sometimes ally is amazing funny! Reporter Yuu gots their hands full with these teenagers and twenty-year-old.

Yuu the Reporter isn’t exactly happy to hear frantic banging on their apartment door late at night. Unsurprised, but not happy.

“I know I told you all I have the 6AM shift tomorrow.” They grouse loudly as they go to open it. “So I don’t care what amazing scheme it is you want to kidnap me for, it is not my pro—”

They stop short when they see what looks like younger versions of Tsunotaro, Charon, and...is that Viper-san? The aide to Kalim Al-Asim?

The trio are huddled together miserably on their doorstep, all dressed in similar school uniforms. Tsunotaro and Charon have a blazer and a hoodie held over their heads, as if that will in any way disguise them.

“This just became my problem, didn’t it.” The reporter says glumly to the three...teenagers? They look like teenagers, Great Seven they’re so lanky and baby-faced, it’s making Yuu feel old.

Teenage Charon lets out a squeak, the edges of his hair flaring hot pink under his hoodie. Teenage Tsunotaro is just staring at them, wide-eyed and mute. Teen Viper-san swallows and says “You think?” in what is probably supposed to be a sardonic manner, but the effect is kinda ruined by his voice cracking halfway through.

It says a lot about Yuu’s life that they just open the door wider and stand aside to let the teenagers shuffle in with only a weary, “Age ray or alternate selves?”

Of course, it can never just be two or three afflicted with the supervillains.

Malleus, Idia, and Jamil are in the middle of explaining how they each came to in different lairs, running into each other on their way to the only recognizable name in the lair’s databases and running away from the screaming townsfolk in Malleus and Idia’s cases, when there’s another violent pounding at the door.

The reporter has to get Jamil to put his...magic wand? thing away before they can go see who it is. Yuu’s not sure how much damage that thing can do, but they’d rather their apartment not get turned into the scene of a brawl again, please and thank you.

The teenager insists on hovering though, as though Yuu is not a grown ass adult who can open doors on their own and not shatter like glass. He promptly gets bowled over by the three other uniformed teenagers and young adult (?) that burst in the moment the handle turns.

The younger King slams the door shut behind them, tail lashing up a storm and ears nearly flat on his head, a growl still rumbling in his chest. The teenage Octo Dealer’s glasses have been snapped clean in half. Yuu still doesn’t get why younger versions of Dr. Rosehearts and Schoenheit-san are with them, but the pair of civilians look understandably shaken.

They are all covered in glitter.

The reporter recognizes that look well. “A RSA hero found you, didn’t they?”

Schoenheit-san sneezes on glitter as he scoffs, “Hero? An overgrown manchild courting indecent exposure and awful fashion sense is more like it!”

White Neige it is then.

The reporter goes to get the first aid kit and lint roller to begin patching up the high schoolers like they’ve done countless times for the minions and supervillains before them.

So Yuu’s little apartment is now filled with high schoolers. High schoolers who are having some trouble absorbing the fact that they’re in a world where four of them are highly feared supervillains, and three of them are hapless civilians. All of them seem to be united in glaring at Grim when he strolls out of the reporter’s bedroom and asks how they all got so small.

By now, Yuu’s phone has begun blowing up with messages from the Game Night group and the other minions asking where their bosses are.

The reporter texts back that they have no idea where Snake Charmer, Poison Queen, or Royal Flush are, but they do snap a picture to send in a group message of the teenage boys who are currently bickering over who gets to sit on the couch versus the floor, and whether Leona lying down on it and taking up the whole thing is “fair” to everyone else.

Uproar in the chat.

Lilia is squeeing over how small and cute Malleus is, lookit him in his little fancy school uniform!! Sebek is both joining in with this praise, and terrified about how they can turn the young master back to his old self! Silver is asleep because he has that luxury, the lucky bastard.

Ruggie is disappointed that his boss doesn’t have anything embarrassing that could potentially serve as blackmail material to get himself a pay raise. Jack wants to arm wrestle young Leona if he’s still there tomorrow and see who would win.

Floyd and Jade want to come over to pick on Azul! Yuu says no! They say they’re coming anyway!!

Ortho is coming too!! His nii-san is now younger and needs him and there’s nothing Yuu can do about it!!

Lilia heavily implies that they all can wait until tomorrow or else.

Suddenly Yuu is no longer anticipating any more house guests tonight. Yay?

Waterboy’s weirdly excited at the picture of Jamil, and Huntsman keeps rhapsodizing about Vil’s youthful beauty, but they’re both a little odd so the reporter purposely thinks nothing of it.

Just like they think nothing of Trey’s oddly monosyllabic mother-henning over the young Riddle. He’s much smaller than the other boys—he probably just set of Trey’s big brother instincts is all. And if the rest of the Heartslaybul minions have gone strangely quiet too? They’re likely just busy searching for Royal Flush. Nothing to read into here, no sir.

Yuuken tells Yuu to call if they need any extra food or blankets for their guests or anything. He’ll try to convince their boss’s boss that Yuu’s taken ill tomorrow. For a moment, all seems right with the world.

Then Azul calls for the “prefect” to come settle the couch argument.

Yuu promptly drops the cup they were about to pour lemon tea into.

They wave off Malleus and Riddle’s concern, Azul’s apologies, and Jamil’s attempts to clear up the shards up for them, saying they were just...startled at being addressed like that.

The reporter explains that, while the students’ version of Yuu might be known as a prefect back at their school, here The Prefect is the name of a...controversial vigilante. One who foils the villainous schemes of the top seven supervillains in the city, and usually takes quite the beating while doing so. The supervillains’ ire even extends to their friend and cameraman, Yuuken, who’s only suspected of being the Prefect.

Yuu likes being on good enough terms with the supervillains that they know even if they get kidnapped, they won’t get seriously hurt. If they or any of their minions were to be given reason, however flimsy, to believe the reporter was The Prefect...

Well. Yuu doesn’t like to think about what would happen then.

The high schoolers keep shooting Yuu looks that suggest they don’t buy this flimsy explanation, but they let the subject drop mercifully, turning back to serving tea and dividing up who will be sleeping where.

Another argument erupts when the reporter offers to sleep on the floor so one or two of them can share their bed. Leona and Malleus come close to almost burning the apartment down before Yuu takes a page out of Uncle Divvy’s book and breaks out the rolled up newspaper to restore order.

Later that night, after it’s all settled and the students are all fast asleep, Yuu the Reporter has a panic attack in the privacy of their bathroom.

They don’t know how much longer they can keep this up.

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