#obey me! headcanons
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✨ STUPID HEADCANON ✨
MC gets kidnapped by a cult that worships the brothers, and while the cult leader is monologuing about how MC is going to be sacrificed to the great seven lords of Hell, this poor human is just sitting there like “Damn this is gonna be hella awkward once I summon the brothers during the most dramatic moment”.
Cult Leader: We call upon our seven demonic princes of the Devildom to accept this sacrifice-
MC: Princes? Ugh, I almost forget those bastards are royalty. Though, it does explain why Mammon is always so iffy about doing his own laundry.
Cult Leader: What-
MC: Nononono, don’t mind me, continue on. Sorry for the interruption.
Cult Leader: …ahem. We call upon Belphegor, the Avatar of Sloth.
MC: Pfft, sleepy brat probably isn’t even listening right now.
Cult Leader (getting annoyed): We call upon Beelzebub, the feared Avatar of Gluttony-
MC: Oh, shit, you might not wanna call upon Beel, if he finds out you’re bothering me you all might end up as second breakfast.
Cult Leader: AND WITHOUT FURTHER INTERRUPTIONS. We ask Asmodeus, the Avatar of Lust to-
MC: You’re not even going to give Asmo an extra compliment? At least call him the “divinely beautiful” Avatar of Lust.
Cult Leader: WE SUMMON THE VERY VERY SCARY AVATAR OF WRATH AS WELL.
MC (remembering how the last time they hung out with Satan he started spontaneously weeping because he remembered the sad ending of a book he read): …yeah. Hella scary, that one.
Cult Leader: And the Avatar of Envy, the master strategist, Leviathan!
MC: Master strategist? You know what? I’ll give you that, that one checks out.
Cult Leader: And the Avatar of Greed Mammon-
MC: My first man :D
Mammon: Hell yeah, human! Up top!
The cult: …AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
MC: Wow, they didn’t even get to Lucifer. How’d you get here so fast, Mam?
Mammon: Oh, I just heard you refer to me as your first man, as ya should, obviously, and I was so happy I decided to pop in and give ya some positive reinforcement. Now where’s my high five?
MC: I’m tied to this alter thing.
Mammon: Oh shit, ya are-
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Obey Me! thought.
MC that needs physical touch will just walk up to a demon and:
Lucifer - rest their head on his shoulder to also take his hand.
Mammon - just hug the demon to say they want his attention.
Leviathan - will reach over and lace their pinky finger in his to then ask for his time and some hugs. (poor nerd boi still blushes like a rose)
Satan - will hug his arm and ask if he will snuggle them as he reads.
Asmodeus - they just turn the sexy demon to then glomph him. Or lay over him from behind to say they want his attention.
Beelzebub - just walk up to this buff demon and face plant into his chest for a hug. Beel just auto hugs back to ask if they are okay.
Belphegor - there is an added step. Namely MC has to poke Belphie to get his attention / steal his pillow. Then the hug maneuver commences.
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When you get sick
Based on the Uno reverse Beel pulled in the last post.
Info: Human AU, GN!Mc.
Summary: You've got the cold and now your boyfriend must take care of you.
Warnings: general talk of sickness.
Lucifer
Has "do what I say, not what I do" energy.
He urges you to take time off and rest. Says it's very important to relax for a timely recovery. Be sure to remember his exact words for the next time he is sick.
Will try to get out of work earlier so he can take care of you. He calls you throughout the day to see how you're doing and if you need anything. If you're in a really bad condition, he will take time off to take care of you.
He can't cook, but will order any foods you like.
He will cuddle you if you ask, but won't offer on his own. He is a little scared of it being contagious.
When you feel better, he won't expect anything from you but will accept any gestures of gratitude you give him.
Mammon
Whiny.
Thinks you're going to die.
You have to reassure him that it's just a cold every thirty minutes. I will try to get you to the hospital anyway.
He is completely at your service from day one. Do not dare move a muscle; the great Mammon has everything covered for you.
You have a fresh supply of hot tea always by your side. He makes sure you get all of your meals. He keeps a tally of every medicine you need to take. You basically have a personal nurse.
Lots of cuddles and massages.
If you're trembling at all because of the fever, he will hold you as if you were having a seizure.
He cries a lot when you're in pain, probably more than you.
When you're feeling better, he will expect at the very least a thank-you gift. A shopping spree would be preferable.
Leviathan
He doesn't know what to do.
Finds everything to be too overwhelming. He is really worried about you and wants to help, but he has no idea how to take care of a sick person. So, of course, he goes back to the person who used to take care of him when he was sick. Mammon.
He tries his hardest to be just as supportive, but it doesn't go well. The tea is always too hot or too cold, he only knows how to make ramen, and he keeps forgetting about the ibuprofen!
In the end, the best he can do for you is bring you more tissue boxes and lay down by your side while you watch movies. You reassure him that this is more than enough, but he still feels a little guilty.
When you feel better, make a great spectacle about how helpful he was. He did miss a butch of seasonal releases just to stay with you.
Satan
He will insist you take time off the moment symptoms start to show.
Shows up at your house with a butch of medicinal herbs. Mint to open up your nose, lavender to help with the headache, cardamom for... Something? He knows it had some healing property, but seems to have forgotten. He makes you some soup with it just in case it was important.
Won't go near you, even if you ask. Most he'd do is help you get around if your muscles are aching.
He will tell you about his latest read and how it made him feel. If you have read it, he will ask you to compare notes. Just trying to keep you entertained any way he can.
He brings all of his favorite tea blends for you to try out.
He won't expect anything in return for his care. He loves you, and that's just what you do for the people you love.
Asmodeus
Whiny 2.0
"My poor, beautiful thing."
He might not know a lot about caring for the sick, but he knows a lot about self-care. You will still have a runny nose, but your skin will shine, baby.
He will pamper you. Have all of the blankets. Sleep for as long as you want. Ask for any food, and he will get it for you. With unlimited snacks, you can even have his favorite chocolates. He will watch all of your comfort shows and movies with you.
Baths, many baths. They are really good when you're sick; they relax your muscles and help the bad energies leave the body.
As soon as you're feeling good, it's his turn to be pampered! So better be prepared.
Beelzebub
If nothing else, you're well fed.
All healthy meals, he won't let you indulge in sweets. Your body needs protein and veggies right now, and he will have them for you at every meal.
Will cut fruit for you as snack.
Pushes you to do some light exercises when you can. Sweat out the sickness.
He is very supportive, constantly telling you you're going to be okay. He will stay by your side every single minute.
He will carry you around if your muscles are sore.
When you're feeling better, he will make you desert. For the days he has you surviving on steamed broccoli and rice.
Belphegor
This is actually great news.
He gets to cuddle with you all day, and you won't be able to escape. He can even use you as an excuse to take a day off. No work, no school, just napping with his favorite person. Every day should be like that.
If only you didn't have to be sick for it to happen.
He doesn't know much about taking care of someone. Being the youngest one, everyone else always took care of him. But he doesn't like seeing you hurt, so he will try his best.
The best medicine he can offer you is a good nap in his arms, but he will try some of Satan's medicinal teas. If needed, he will get Lucifer to drive him to the pharmacy.
He doesn't know a thing about eating healthy, so you will get a diet of chips, pastries, and candy.
If you manage to get better, he will whine about not having your full attention anymore.
Thanks for reading!
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i love the "crows following mc around in the human world sent by mammon to check on them" headcanon but imagining asmodeus doing something like that is infinitely more hilarious. your house is now infested with scorpions. they will not sting you they're just kind of chilling. the first time you see one you scream and try to kill it but it starts glowing bright pink. jesus fucking christ asmo. fine, whatever, just not in my sink please. someone bothers you and ends up in the hospital covered in stings. someone flirts with you and you see a scorpion crawling up their arm very slowly as if it is monitoring the situation. if you ever feel unsafe a bed of scorpions scuttles up from somewhere and forms a sigil around you that you're pretty sure you recognize as one of solomon's. this is usually more inconvenient than not. you made the intimidating cashier at a sephora scream like she was getting murdered. you fucking love him though.
#obey me!#obey me! headcanons#obey me! asmodeus#notebook#i like to think he's also very partial to spiders as they're also arachnids#like mammon probably loves all kinds of corvids you know
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My Personal HeadCannon(s) on the Demon Bros’ (+ Dia) Height(s) ~!!
Now, I know their heights have been “confirmed”-ish, but I just don’t accept that they would have just “normal” height measurements 🤥. Even in their human forms, I think they would be way above average heights cause they are still DEMON AVATARS OF HELL- or whatever so.. I also believe some of them vary when in their human and/or demon forms 😌
From Shortest to Tallest:
Asmodeus - 5 ‘10 (Stays the same in both forms)
Belphegor - 5 ‘11 (6 ‘0 in demon form)
Mammon - 6 ‘0 (Stays the same in both forms (not including horns tho))
Leviathan - 6 ‘2 (stays the same in both forms (not including horns))
Satan - 6 ‘2.5 (6 ‘3 in demon form)
Lucifer - 6 ‘4 (Stays the same MAYBE 6 ‘4.5 🙄 (not including horns))
Beelzebub - 6 ‘6 (6 ‘8 in demon form)
Diavolo - 6 ‘8 ( A whopping 7 ‘0 in his demon form 🤭🤤)
Extra:
I like always felt that Belphie was the shortest but apparently that is not the case, so I tried to at least stay a little cannon 🤷
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General demon/angel hc:
they can't skip. They can jog, hop, and gallop but not at the same time. They always trip over themselves.
If you come skipping up to them they think you're running with a limp and assume you're somehow injured or something and go into defense mode but no, you're just a silly whimsical little guy 😋
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Taking care of you on your period - Obey Me
Characters: Lucifer, Asmodeus, Diavolo
A/N: I’ve seen a lot of these types of posts, but they don’t feel specific enough for me, so I did it myself 💀 Might do other parts with the other characters eventually or if it gets requested. Reposting cause this isn’t showing up in tags :’) Requests are open!
Warnings: mentions of throwing up, blood, nudity (not sexual), and mention of fainting
Word count: 1.7k
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part 3
Lucifer:
-At the House of Lamentation, every day is a different person’s turn to cook. Conveniently enough, on the day it’s your turn, you’re hardly able to get out of your bed without the whole room spinning
-He definitely checks on whoever is meant to be cooking dinner every day a while before the usual time everyone sits to eat, since his brothers aren’t exactly the most punctual and responsible people around
-So he goes to check on you thinking you’re just being lazy and stuff, but he’s also a bit worried because he hasn’t seen you for a good portion of the day but didn’t realize it because of how busy he was
-After a while of lying down and feeling your body burning, you decide to try and pace around your room for a bit, hoping that a bit of movement would help ease the pain at least a little bit
-Except you’re still suffering so you’re kind of curled in on yourself, hunched over because it hurts to move but staying still feels like hell and it feels like nothing is working
-And you’re also trying not to puke the tiny amount of food you were able to just barely eat that morning because of the nausea
-I just know this man gets back pain, he definitely has some type of heating pad already that he keeps hidden away in his desk or something maybe like a couple rice packs or whatever the devildom version of those would be
-He’ll get you two of them, one for your back, one for your stomach and he also gives you a heavy pillow to put over your thighs in case they start hurting too (the weight helps quite a bit with the burning, and you feel less antsy)
-Once you feel better and are able to talk without the pain bothering you, he’s definitely gonna ask you more about it and if it’s that bad every month, so that he can be more prepared, especially if it gets worse the next time you get your period
-He’ll look into it some more and get you whatever supplements or meds you need (if you need any) to help with the pain and make sure you take them as often as you should
-Lucifer is such a workaholic but he’ll take a break since it’s for you 🥰
-Tbh he will probably give you an annoying lecture at some point ... as if you don’t know what you’re doing 😭 you just gotta tell him you obviously do know what you’re doing since it’s you feeling the pain and you’re doing what you can to take care of it but you’re not a doctor or able to just magically completely heal yourself and he’ll kinda shut up and stop being patronizing about it
-Will let you lay your head on his lap and he'll either play with your hair or rub your back gently until you either start feeling better, want to do something or want to get something to eat
Asmo:
-Asmo definitely has his fair share of experience with this kind of thing, I’m sure a few of the brothers do, but even though he loves to party and stuff, I doubt he’d just ditch everyone he’s with right after, he’d be attentive and especially if they got to know each other for a bit longer than just one night or a day, he’d learn to take care of them better
-He’ll notice you’re not feeling well and then ask you about it, but he doesn’t really need details, since he’s already familiar with humans and whatnot
-His bath is absolutely ginormous, so he’d definitely draw you a very hot bath (not to the point of it being super painful but enough to drown out the cramps with the amount of heat) + bubble bath if you’d prefer and Epsom salts to relieve the burning feeling on your back + other oils so the smells help you relax but nothing too strong
-If you’re comfortable with it he’ll keep you company while you take your bath and talk if you’re not feeling up to talking but don’t wanna be alone
-Or if you wanna play music to fill the silence and help you relax he’ll let you pick of course
-I feel like his room is very cool and not too stuffy which is perfect because the cramps make your body heat up a whole lot so if you’d like to stay, he’d let you nap on his bed and also bring you a heating pad just to help any more pain, just in case
-From the amount of cramps you were having + their intensity, he would know that you shouldn’t eat anything right away especially if you were nauseous as well, so he’d wait until about an hour and a half or so after you fall asleep to order something warm for you + he’d ask Solomon for recommendations because he’d know what foods are good for humans and stuff (he offers to cook something himself and Asmo has to hold himself back from telling him that the goal isn’t to hospitalize you 😭)
-He wouldn’t get anything spicy of course, since it could make your cramps even worse, and he doesn’t wanna risk it after they finally calm down/go away
-If it’s caused by vitamin deficiencies, he’ll order vitamin supplements for you and set alarms on his phone and remind you (over text or in person) when it’s time to take it, just in case you forget
-This man would absolutely not care the slightest bit if you happen to get some blood on his sheets, he may be super particular about lots of things but he knows that bedsheets being slightly stained is not a big deal and it hardly takes any time to wash them anyway, he’s so sweet too he’d probably try to make you feel better by saying he’s been meaning to change them anyway :’)
-He’ll gladly cuddle with you if you want, but he’s more than okay with giving you space if you want to just rest alone, as long as you have everything you need and have your phone near you so you can text or call him if you need anything else
-Will not hesitate to tell his brothers to shut up if they’re being loud when you’re resting because you need to replenish your energy and your hearing becomes more sensitive after all the pain (especially if you threw up before or were dizzy and your ears were ringing)
Diavolo:
-Let’s say you’re staying at the castle for a little while when you get your period all of a sudden
-It’s the first time you get it since coming to the devildom (since being around a bunch of demons would obviously cause quite a bit of stress, it just stopped for a while), so you’re a bit thrown off since it’s the last thing on your mind and you haven’t been keeping track of your cycle
-He’s not completely clueless when it comes to the differences between species and all that but he’s still not super great with how differently human bodies work in comparison to demons so he might just think you’re going to bleed to death for a little bit when you tell him :/ so you have to reassure him that you’re not gonna die and that unfortunately it is a very regular thing for humans
-Tbh you probably won’t be able to give him the whole rundown in detail of how it works because of how much pain you’re in so you just ask him to get you painkillers, and you go to take a nap and hope the pain fades once you fall asleep
-Instead, after napping for a bit the painkillers seem to just wear off as if you never took any to begin with and the pain comes back full force, so you ask him to draw you a hot bath
-The bath doesn’t seem to be helping much even after over half an hour of soaking in it so you decide to get out
-But then you get extremely dizzy all of a sudden, so you put on a towel robe and lay down on his bed to try and wait out the ringing in your ears + the dizziness and your heart beating insanely fast
-Conveniently enough you don’t have your phone on you and he’s who knows where probably working so you can’t even try to call him to help you (to get you a heating pad, painkillers, anything really, even just to have someone else’s presence because it legitimately feels like you’re about to die and not even in peace)
-You notice you got blood on the robe while lying down, so you go to the bathroom to get a pair of underwear and a pad (which you manage to do) but you get super nauseous all of a sudden so you just. sit on the floor for a bit, wearing basically nothing and hoping you’re not about to pass out or straight up die alone, partially naked on the cold bathroom floor
-After not too long (but what feels like a whole damn hour to you) he finally goes to his room and so you call him and he’s kinda panicky, but he brings you a new robe since you bled over the other one and helps you get up and walk over to his bed which is thankfully not too far from the bathroom since it’s in the room
-And then he helps you lie down under the covers, and then gives you a water bottle + he helps you drink from it since you’re dizzy and can’t really lift your head properly
-Gets into bed after you and just chills beside you, kinda rubbing your back and just making sure you’re not in too much pain (basically ignoring all the work he has to do)
-Makes sure you have food and water almost immediately after you wake up so the dizziness will go away faster
-Diavolo would feel really bad about not being able to help more, and I feel like he’d be the most likely to try to look into other solutions (aka stuff not meant for humans) if you find that human medicine and supplements aren’t doing anything even after months, he doesn’t want to see you in pain ever, let alone every single month, so he’d definitely want to fix the problem as soon as possible (and you do too obviously, although not exactly in the same way)
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Hello! Could I request Simeon cuddling headcanons please?
Simeon
It is better that you are married.
No hugs before marriage.
Because apparently god has forbidden that too.
Simeon really enjoys hugs.
However, he wants to keep it between the two of you.
He doesn't want other people to see "such an intimate thing".
Simeon can be a bit old fashioned.
In general, Simeon is a big spoon.
He likes to feel the weight of your body on his lap.
Simeon may pat your hair/head at the same time.
His hugs are not tight but not loose either.
Simeon gives you innocent cheek kisses at the same time.
He loves you a lot ha jalua to show it.
If you kiss him back Simeon will be happy.
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Body Type Headcanons!
These are just some of my personal headcanons for the main cast's overall body types - I have a lot more to say about them (and why they are the way they are), so if anyone is curious feel free to bother me!
CW for general talk of body types (with no negative connotations attached)
Lucifer - The second tallest of the brothers. Straight up and down and as flat as a board. A little bit of muscle, enough to be defined but not to be super noticeable. A very ‘generic’ body type.
Mammon - Kind of short and stocky. He seems taller just because he works so hard to make his presence known and keep attention on himself to some degree.
Leviathan - Spindly and lanky, but with little pouches of chub here and there - think like the Spot from Spiderverse, but he wears it well.
Satan - Very similar body type to Lucifer, but he looks shorter because of his poor posture. He also, overall, looks more angular than Lucifer.
Asmodeus - His appearance is the one that varies the most, he changes it up almost daily, adjusting curvature and shapes in ways that he feels are ‘aesthetically pleasing’, sometimes switching up his gender presentation too. But overall, he’s soft and short, and curvy in all the right places.
Beelzebub - He’s the tallest of all his brothers. He’s big and broad, and while he’s obscenely strong, the muscle isn’t as defined as, say, a bodybuilder. He’s got some softness to protect it.
Belphegor - Very chubby and rounded, which is accentuated even more when he wears baggy clothes. When he sits or lays down, he tends to just devolve into a little puddle.
Diavolo - He’s the most typical bear you could imagine. Big and broad, chubby and hairy. He’s a little below Lucifer’s height (up to his nose), but Lucifer tends to slouch in his presence so that he seems taller.
Barbatos - He’s very petite, in a way that almost seems ethereal. He has the ability to easily change his appearance, but he finds that a smaller form tends to make others let their guard down around him. He’s still extraordinarily strong though.
Simeon - He’s slim and fit, but overall fairly slender. He’s the same height as Diavolo. Relatively skinny and also sort of soft-looking, with very little visible built muscle.
Luke - In Nightbringer he’s sort of like… childishly proportioned, like a teen boy going through a growth spurt, where he’s got too much height in his limbs, whereas in the original game, he’s sort of shorter and more rounded out, with a decent amount of chub.
Solomon - Wiry and spindly, almost in an uncanny sort of way. He may occasionally look unhealthily gaunt, but he plays it off like it’s nothing.
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This stupid Headcanon might be out of character- but Solomon has been alive and in the human world for a DAMN LONG TIME, so safe to say he’s seen the advancements in human medicine, and specifically mental health research, but can you imagine if he accidentally held onto some REALLY out of date beliefs that he never realized he kept until he says them out loud because it clashes with his ACTUAL MEDICAL KNOWLEDGE AND COMMON SENSE.
Solomon: Oh don’t be silly, MC, Levi doesn’t have autism, autism isn’t real. People just get possessed by demons sometimes-
Solomon: Wait-
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Solomon: Ah, Thirteen, you’re feeling anxious and rowdy? It’s that pesky uterus. You must have hysteria. Bedrest for you, and no leaving your room.
Thirteen: EHHHH???
Solomon: Wait no that’s not right-
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Solomon: Guys no people get wet dreams because succubi suck them off in their slee- wait-
MC: That one was quicker, at least-
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Solomon: Hysteri- wait no-
Lucifer: pray tell, Solomon, what is the cure for hysteria?
Solomon: Well, it was intense bedrest, isolation, and sometimes having an orga-
Lucifer (on the phone): Diavolo I cannot come to work, I have hysteria. I am going to the seaside to be cured, would you like to come with me-
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Random Obey Me! idea I had the other day. The Demon Brothers living with an MC that has medical issues. So MC has a heart monitor to keep tabs on their condition. Their D.D.D. has a special app that tracks their heart rate and breathing. Comes complete with audio and vibrate.
Lucifer insists everyone installs the app on their D.D.D. Lucifer and Diavolo then always keep their D.D.D. in their breast pocket with the app running and the vibrate on. A constant way to keep MC's heart close to their own. (Do NOT tease Lucifer about this he will deny hard core)
Mammon falls asleep with the app going and earbuds in to listen in on MC and passes out super fast. He will deny doing this while as red as a rose.
Satan basically goes above and beyond to research MC's medical condition and human medicine. He ends up becoming a certified physician in a couple of months of study. Barbatos already was a certified surgeon (he will not say when he got it) to teach Satan on human biology. Hence why Barbatos starts carrying around scalpels to 'encourage' good behavior.
Beelzebub and Belphegor are always (and I do mean always) checking their D.D.D. if MC is not in the room with them. Beel looks into every healthy human recipe known in the three realms to make then for MC to help with their condition and give them more energy. Belphie tends to slide his phone into his pillow for it to play audio and just pass out instantly. The pillowcase is stolen from MC's pillow and Belphie will not give it back.
Asmodeus looks into designing layouts for the medical app to give it a more personalized feel to it. Asmo tends to include MC in ideas on color choices and stickers for the app. He will cycle through new phone cases to match the new app styles he comes up with. Is highly aware of what lotions and makeup are okay for MC to use and will do spa days for them weekly.
Leviathan calls the app an 'MC character sheet' and will not admit how often he checks it when MC is in the Human World. Leviathan is the only one to get the same heart monitor patch and put it on to give his account info to MC. He tells them that if they have a panic attack or episode, "Just tune into me and I'll be there for you in heart. I may not be able to do much, but I can be there for you that way." He says this over text. Because every time he things of saying it out loud, the heart monitor alarm will start going off. (Asmodeus hears it go off while sending the text to MC and teases Levi for MONTHS about it)
Simeon and Luke are the ones that get MC comfy clothes that have little pockets for their D.D.D. as well as for mobile chargers. Luke even buys MC a phone case decorated with animals that are wearing doctors coats to use. Simeon will write MC little comments in the app to give them encouragement when they are under the weather. Luke even gives MC a gift from Michael. A bracelet that gives off relaxing magic with red crystals that glow faintly in the dark.
Solomon is constantly (and I do mean CONSTANTLY) giving MC various potions and elixers to have on hand. From calming droughts. To rejuvination drafts for energy. He even makes a warming potion to help with circulation. Solomon also makes a magic incense burner for MC's room. It uses any kind of incense. But will waft little sparkles or bubbles to ease MC into a state of calm.
#obey me!#obey me shall we date#obey me: one master to rule them all#shall we date obey me#obey me! headcanons#this just feels super fluff romance to me#the boys love their MC with all their hearts right back <3
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Penance.
Info: Belphegor x GN!Mc, OG Game.
Word count: 2,1k
| Part 1 | Part 2 |
Warnings: NSFW, angst, murder, verbal abuse, physical abuse, isolation, choking, obsession, stalking.
When Barbatos brought you back, your head was filled with questions. How were you there? Was this really you? Was it another version of yourself, made to replace the one they had broken? The one he had broken. Perhaps you were the same person, seconds before the moment of your death. But that couldn't be.
Because you remembered.
And you felt.
You felt his hands still on your throat. You felt his nails digging into your skin. Your head still hurt. And it would hurt for so long after, that you would sometimes convince yourself that you were still on that floor. Bleeding to death.
You saw him again when Barbatos took you back to the house. He sat in the common room, looking at you. Smiling.
That stupid, rotten, miserable smile.
That smile you had wanted to see on him for so long.
You wanted to tear it off his face.
He had wished you'd come back to him, and there you were. Alive. Despite his reckless actions, despite his mistake, you were back!
His brothers got to you first. They surrounded you, like a flock to their shepherd. Desperate to see if you were real.
He waited patiently for his turn. He knew you probably were mad at him, but for sure you'd forgive him. He had lied to you and you forgave him. He had yelled at you a few times and you didn't care. For sure you'd forgive him once he explained, and then he could tell you how much he loved you. It would be perfect.
Then Beel moved back and your eyes fell on him. And he smiled because he was so happy to see you again.
But your eyes were so cold. Colder than your corpse. They carried a hatred bigger than your body, and bigger than all the love you used to have for him.
"Mc..."
"Don't come near me."
The first few weeks you didn't talk to him at all. He would try to approach you but you ignored him every time. He wanted to grab you, to kneel and beg your forgiveness. But he was scared of touching you. You looked so horrified when he came near, bracing yourself.
He was even lonelier than before. His brothers avoided him, barely holding a conversation with him before finding an excuse to leave. Only Beelzebub talked to him. But everyone else refused to stay with Beel if Belphegor was in the same room, so he started to distance himself. He didn't want his twin to end up alone like him.
And he was left like that, forgotten. Ironically he found comfort hiding in the attic. It was quiet and away from everyone. He wouldn't feel the sting of being ignored if he ignored them first.
All of his memories of you were there, too. He sat on the floor in front of the door and imagined you were coming. He guessed what you were going to tell him, what jokes you'd make with each other. Maybe you'd get him his favorite chocolate or a hand-made decoration to make his room more comfy. Most days he'd fall asleep there, waiting for you.
The only moments he shared with his family were the meals. He sat silently, trying to steal a look at you, but you never lifted your eyes from the plate.
You were closed off from everyone at first, still processing everything that had happened. The brothers pampered you, yet you still felt bad.
You jumped from the slightest of things, telling them off for surprising you or entering your room without permission. They were cautious around you, they didn't know what to do with you. They didn't understand how humans process trauma, but they tried their best.
You had nightmares every night. The exact moment of your death was repeated constantly. You felt your lungs empty, your legs giving up. You felt his skin under your hands, as you gripped his arms, begging with your eyes for him to stop.
But he never stopped.
You gave up sleeping all together. You would stay awake all night studying or cleaning.
Fatigue would get you during the day and you'd take short, dreamless naps.
About a month later, you started to get your courage back.
You didn't avoid his eyes anymore. Whenever he looked for you, you locked your gaze on him until he was too uncomfortable to keep looking.
Now, when Belphegor tried to approach, you didn't coward away. You told him to get lost and die. You called him ugly, disgusting, stupid, cruel, a filthy traitor.
It was nothing like you, your old kind, meek self. But it felt right. It made you hurt less, to see the hurt on his face.
He should feel shame, not you. He should be the one scared of you.
And it hurt him.
He just wanted to talk, he wanted to make it up to you. Yet every time he tried, it hurt worse than before. It hurt so much that the same voice that brought him peace and confidence before, was tearing him down.
He stopped coming near you at all. He skipped family meals. He stayed hidden away in the attic at all hours. You only ever saw glimpses of him at rad, but even then he would hide away from crowded places, choosing to sleep most of the day, as much as he could.
He couldn't hurt when he was asleep.
During your sleepless nights, you started to imagine your hands gripping his arms so hard that they left bruises, and he had to let go. And when he does you kick him. You stand on top of him and you kick him mercilessly until he stops moving.
But you didn't want to kill him, did you? No, you wanted to make him suffer just like you were. You restarted the scenario in your head, but this time you didn't kill him. You started clawing at his skin, crimson liquid sipping from the wounds you caused. Imagining the pain on his face filled you with adrenaline and excitement. For a second, you felt alive again.
So you kept making up scenarios in your head, torturing Belphegor in as many ways as you could imagine.
It wasn't healthy, but just thinking of how much pain you could cause, it was intoxicating. It was the only sort of therapy you had access to. The only thing making you feel better.
Eventually, your nightmares turned into your fantasies, growing more violent every day. But they also turned in unexpected directions.
You dreamt of whipping him, but also of kissing and licking at his wound. You dreamt of making him cry and then kissing him to shut him up. Biting down on his leg so hard you left marks and then making him wear shorts so everyone would see.
You'd wake up breached in your own sweat after those dreams. You didn't know how to feel about it. You convinced yourself they were nightmares, just your subconscious trying to mess with you. And you swore to hate them, yet you fell asleep every night happier than before.
He couldn't approach you, so he watched from afar. At RAD he sat far away behind you, looking at your every move. He'd follow you around the school, making sure to stay away from your view. You'd for sure scream at him if you saw him, but he only wanted to see you. Looking at you made him feel less lonely.
He loved you so much and you loved him too. You were just angry, but you had to come back to him eventually, right? He'd patiently wait it out until you finally forgave him and he could have you again. For now, he was fine just looking.
He started to sneak out to follow you wherever you went out. Every time you smiled and laughed with someone else, it hurt so much, that he couldn't make you happy anymore.
That someone else had what he was supposed to have.
But he could only watch. And he could imagine. Replacing whoever was there with himself.
He imagined holding you the way Asmodeus would when you tried out clothes. If he had his arms around you like that, he would never let go.
He imagined it was him taking you out to eat, in place of Lucifer. He sat at a table on the corner of the restaurant, watching you. Trying to read your lips and getting lost in them, thinking about how they'd taste.
He found the exact place in the attic, in which he could lay down and listen through the floorboards into Leviathan's room. Every time you guys were watching movies or playing games he'd lay there. He would laugh along with you, convincing himself it was him that made you laugh.
One night, as he waited in front of his door, he had an idea.
An amazing one, actually, if you asked him.
As much as he loved watching you, doing it from afar started to become stale. He wanted more. Your attention, your scent, your voice, your touch.
You wouldn't give it to him. But maybe he could have it somewhere else.
When he entered your dreams, something he was never quite brave enough to do, he didn't know what he would be forced to watch.
He sees you, as if through a bubble. You're in the planetarium and you're on top of him. He trashes around and silently screams as you choke him. You dig your nails into his neck and your knee onto his crotch as he whines and pleads. He can't see your face, he can only see his. And the pathetic look he makes as he comes.
And then you stand over what's left of him. What once was a powerful demon, reduced to a barely breathing, drooling mess.
You laugh as his dream version tries to hug you, but you only push him back.
And you look at him. The real him.
You smile.
And that smile was worse than your frown.
You woke dazed, confused. Your dreams had been normal lately. Going to the dog park with a cat, being late to class, the normal stuff. You thought you were getting over him, but this one felt so strangely real.
You laid back and looked at the ceiling. You wondered what he was doing up there. Was he crying, like you regularly imagined him? It'd usually put a smile on your face to think of that, but not that night.
You missed him, you realized. You wanted to check on him, you hadn't seen him in a while. You didn't want to admit it, but you just couldn't ignore the feeling anymore.
You wondered what you should do. Showing up unannounced and with no backup was a bad idea. It sounded like walking directly into the wolf's mouth. But you didn't want to go with anyone else. You wanted him alone, like you had him in your dreams. That version of him, the one that loved you.
A knock came at your door. You begrudgingly got out of bed to answer, guessing Mammon wanted your help with a scheme, or Beel wanted to share a snack with you.
He stood at the door, unsure of what to say. You were the nearest to him you had been since that day. You looked lovely up close, much more beautiful than he remembered. His heart raced faster, starting to doubt his decision.
"What are you doing he-"
"You can hurt me."
It came out like a prayer of devotion to a beloved god, and in some way, he thought it was. What he saw in your dreams, what you wanted to do with him, he wanted it too.
"What do you mean?"
You looked at him, lost in confusion. He was wearing the pajamas you had gifted him a long time ago. They looked misfit on him now. He had lost too much weight. He didn't look groomed or clean, and his smell didn't help. Not exactly sweat, but humidity, like the built-up under a mattress left on the floor.
"I want you to hurt me, to make up for what I did to you. Please, I can't live without you anymore."
He looked at you with big pleading eyes. He looked more sad and pathetic than ever. It broke your heart. It made you want to break his head.
You reached off his arm and he pushed onto your touch as you grabbed him. Throwing him in and closing the door behind you.
"Be my pet then."
He swallowed nervously under your hungry stare.
"Yes."
If you couldn't be his, he wanted to be yours.
Thank you for reading.
#dividers by @cafekitsune#obey me shall we date#obey me#obey me!#obey me x reader#om! shall we date#obey me fanfic#obey me! belphegor#om! belphie#shall we date belphie#belphegor x mc#belphegor x reader#sub Belphegor#obey me headcanons#obey me! headcanons#obey me headcannons#obey me brain rot#read the warnings
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actually it's hilarious how much of a hater4hater couple solodeus is. mammon is literally a more powerful demon than asmo and recruiting powerful demons is solomon's Whole Thing but he legit does not want to because asmo says that his older brother is a giant loser. and he takes his word for it
#solomon's mammon-bullying is absolutely derived from asmo i'm correct about this#brothers solomon is most interested in a pact with: lucifer satan & the twins#aka asmo's favorites. hello#they need help#obey me!#obey me! headcanons#solodeus#soloasmo#obey me! solomon#obey me! asmodeus#notebook
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Lucifer has used shoes and slippers in punishments.
Ah, the good old flip-flops. La almighty chancla. The fearful tsinela. The powerful chinelo...
Everyone laughs until it reaches the speed of sound.
... plus the image of Lucifer reaching for his shoe is funny as heck.
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you know how wild orcas dont typically attack humans unless theyre mistaken for something on the orcas food chain, like a seal or something?
I think random devildom animals would react to humans. Like some giant poison hellfire beast just looks at mc and instead of turning them into paste on sight like it would with a demon its just like ?? Ok. And is neutral if not passive because !! Apex predator buddies !!
Especially since humans have had a history of befriending and taming animals (wolves, cats, etc) by sharing food.
Pictures of mc 2 ft away from one of the devildoms notoriously vicious unicorns while offering it a donut or something
#obey me#ive been watching vids of people picking up wasps all day#mc would totally pick up the devildom equivalent to a Tasmanian devil x100 and be like aww the scrunkly🥺🥺🥺#obey me! shall we date?#obey me! imagines#obey me! world building#obey me! headcanons#obey me! mc#humanity solos the devildom
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Obey me! Shall we date? Head canons on how the brothers and Diavolo take care of you in relation to their role in Devildom.
Asmo may be the avatar of Lust but when you're depressed and can't seem to find the energy to shower or brush your teeth, he's there in a heartbeat, helping you do those things. Hell he may even do them for you. Drawing you a bath and washing you carefully, telling you funny stories or sitting quietly, which ever he knows you're more comfortable with. And he can do this for days, for months, he loves to pamper you, make you feel good and feel loved.
Lucifer may be the avatar of Pride but when you find yourself doubting you skills and imposter syndrome creeps in, he's the first to encourage you. To remind you that your accomplishments are yours that you have earned. And if you don't feel confident in a task you're about to do he will work tirelessly until you do. He will try different methods of learning for you, will research his horns off, will learn about it along side you. All the while telling you how proud he is that you've done so well and progressed so far, though he shouldn't be surprised, you're truly amazing.
Mammon may be the avatar of Greed but when you're putting others before yourself to you own detriment he is the first to have your back. He reminds you that you're worthy of putting your own needs first, that your voice deserves to be heard, that your needs and wants are valid. He's the one making sure you buy yourself that thing you've been wanting for ages. He keeps you from loaning money to that dead beat family/friend of yours who takes it for granted and encourages you to do something you want with it. He's the one who teaches you it's okay to be greedy for yourself.
Beel may be the avatar of gluttony but he's the first to notice when you haven't been eating. He's the one to know your safe foods/fav foods and bring them to you. He's the first to ask if you've eaten after a very stressful day and gives you snacks throughout the day. He's the one who is patient with you after a bad time and eating is difficult. He's reading up on how to help someone eat after events like that or trauma like that. He's the first to make sure you're not only fed with food as well, but will the knowledge that you are loved and cared for by everyone around you.
Satan may be the avatar of wrath but he's the first to help you understand your own anger. He's the first you go to when you need to vent and he simply listens. He's the safe one when you need someone who understands your anger and helps you process it. He suggests setting up a smash room one day after a particularly rough therapy session you had. He takes you to a places where you can scream at the top of your lungs in anger and he's there screaming with you. He's the one who is never afraid of your emotions.
Levi may be the avatar of Envy but he's the first one to console you when you've felt cheated by the world. When you've done everything right and you still get it wrong. When the chips don't fall how they should and you're so exhausted from trying to hard. He's the one who cuddles you and watches your favorite anime's as you cry about your horrible day.
Belphie may be the avatar of Sloth but he's the first to pull you onto the couch for a nap when you've been neglecting sleep. He watches you scurry around doing homework/work and cleaning house, cleaning up after his brothers and he is the one to call you out on pushing yourself too hard. He's there when it's time for bed, putting your work away and getting you to bed. He strokes your head and holds you, humming softly and giving little soft kisses to your forehead. He's the one who makes you a cup of tea if sleep isn't finding you or finds ASMR videos for you that will help you sleep.
Diavolo may be the prince of Hell but he's the first to pull you out of the house if he notices you slowly isolating yourself. He's the one to remind you that you're not a burden. That you are so precious to him. He gets you outside on a walk or if you can't find the strength to walk he carries you. He tells you to be needy with him, that he enjoys it, he's the one who takes you to your favorite restaurant in Devildom. Letting you order whatever you want as much as you want and if you don't he already knows it and orders for you. He's the one who spends the whole day telling you the things he likes about you. He's the one who let's you know that with him you never have to be alone.
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