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harunayuuka2060 · 3 days

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MC: When he used to kiss me for hours,

MC: but now he doesn't even bother to give me a small peck.

Barbatos: Oh dear.

Barbatos: *smiles* You should divorce him.

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: I can hear you two.

MC: That's the point.

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: What do you want me to do?

MC: Exercise work-life balance and you won't see me get mad.

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: *sigh* Alright.

#obey me #obey me mc #obey me lucifer #obey me barbatos #obey me random

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still-a-morosexual-help · 3 days

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In the devilgrams Mephisto is by far the one MC gets the most chances to bully and I'm sorry but it never stops being funny meanwhile Mammon's become the one where it's rare to have a negative/dismissive/genuinely mean (and not just teasing) dialogue option

Babe he's fine. He's a demon. He's immortal. He just pricked himself with a needle, you're acting like he got stabbed in the kidney

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anna-the-undertaker · 2 days

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Y'all gone hate it here.

Diavolo and the boys have been turned human while in the human realm, cause unknown, and they just so happen to be in Florida with a southern MC who has to babysit while Barbatos and Lucifer search for a way to reverse it:

The boys holding a fruit they found: These look delicious!

They go to take a bite, but MC interrupts them: BOYS! Where did y'all get those?!

Startled, they nearly drop the fruits, turning to see an irritated MC.

Diavolo: What's wrong?

MC: Now, dadgummit, have y'all eaten them yet?

Mammon, confused: No...

MC: Throw them away right now.

Beel: But it smells really good...

MC: That is from a manchineel tree.

Belphie: And?

MC: That fruit is called a manzanilla de la muerte.

Levi: You speak spanish?

MC: I went to public school. I didn't have a choice.

Belphie: But what the hell does it mean?

MC: Uhh, "little apple of death." Boys, y'all are human for the moment, so the entire tree will kill you. It's the most dangerous tree on the planet.

Asmo: What?

MC: The fruit is toxic, the sap is toxic, the bark is toxic.

Satan: and their native to Florida?

MC, exasperated, hoping Barb and Luci will return soon: Yes. The sap is so poisonous that the smallest contact can cause horrible blisters. It can cause you to go blind, so can the smoke if you choose to burn the bark. You can't even stand under the dang tree while it rains in case the raindrops collect any sap on the way down.

Mammon: Well, why can't you just eradicate them?

MC: Oh, honey, their endangered! We protect 'em.

Levi: What? You protect a killer tree?

MC: Well, they fight beach erosion.

Satan: So what happens when there's a thunderstorm and you're beside this tree?

MC: You stand out in the storm I guess.

Diavolo: That doesn't sound safe at all.

MC: Oh, it ain't cause your close to lightning alley too.

Asmo: Excuse me? Lightning Alley?

MC: Mhmm. We see the highest frequency of cloud to ground lighting strikes more than any other area in the continent of the United states.

Satan: So you're telling us we have to choose between the reverse tree of life and electrocution?

MC: Oh, welcome to Florida, baby. I believe I told y'all before the Devildom is a vacation from this fine state. Y'all gone hate it here.

#obey me #obey me headcanons #obey me imagines #obey me mc #obey me mammon #obey me lucifer #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me belphegor #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me southern mc

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4belphie · 3 days

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the real reason beel fell from heaven

#obey me #swd obey me #obey me belphegor #obey me belphie #obey me beelzebub #obey me satan #obey me mammon #obey me mc #obey me asmo #obey me levi #including every brother except lucifer to humble him

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l3viat8an · 1 day

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MC: A baby’s laugh is literally the most adorable thing you’ll ever hear!

Belphie: Unless it’s 2 am….and you don’t have a baby…

MC:…

#yes I got this from TikTok but it’s funnyyy #to me- funny to me #surprise it’s queue!#ro’s dumb stuff tag!#obey me!#obey me incorrect quotes #obey me mc #obey me belphegor #obey me belphie #om!#obey me shenanigans #obey me crack #obey me shitpost #om! incorrect quotes #om! shenanigans #om! mc #om! belphie

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honeynclove · 12 hours

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I keep myself entertained

#my art <3 #obey me #obey me mc #obey me solomon

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slutifer · 17 hours

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mc: how old are you?

Luke: over a millennium :)

mc: …

mc: then why are you so short??

Luke: :(

#(affectionate)#this is based on a conversation i had with one of my students #😔#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me mc #obey me luke #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me swd

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the-la-mey · 3 days

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Barbatos looked like a dad when he received the letter from MC.

#obey me fanart #おべいみー #obey me mc

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caindiis · 12 hours

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just realized i never posted this here…. hm, gay people ⁉️🏳️‍🌈

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me oc #obey me mc #swd obey me #obey me mephistopheles #my art #obey me mephisto #🪦.oc posting #⚰️.obeymc

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devilishdelights · 2 days

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based offa that one thing

#short haired mc is winning me over I fear…#obey me #obey me! shall we date?#obm #mammon #obey me fanart #obm!swd #obey me mammon #my art #obey me mc #obey me oc #obey me mammon fanart #mammon fanart #mc fanart #obey me mc fanart #mammon x mc #mammon x oc #devilishdelights #he’s literally just takin a dump in the bathroom to the right or some shit. I dunno. we like to be dramatic

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alexxncl · 3 days

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‼️NIGHTBRINGER HDD CH. 3 SPOILERS‼️

masterlist | events | ch. 2 | ch. 4.1 | ch. 4.2

mc stop being the most important person ever: challenge impossible

damn is this how the boys acted before they got to the devildom the first time ??? i see why they love mc so much, especially lucifer. family is the most important thing to him, it's why he acts the way he does and it's why the celestial war happened in the first place. being clouded with this much tension as a family had to have been extremely emotionally strenuous for him, aside from the frustration that comes from rowdy younger siblings

and it was obviously just as bad for his little brothers. they couldnt understand why lucifer was pulling away from them so much. and caused trouble to get any kind of attention from him, to keep him from holing himself up in his room and drowning himself in paperwork

it probably especially hurt mammon to see lucifer like this. his big brother who wants afraid of anything suddenly afraid of addressing his own feelings and fears of his family falling apart

i would like to let it be known that i was not AT ALL being serious when i picked the "can't we talk it out" option...why are we talking to a clump of glass petals ??

why am i even questioning anything that happens in this game anymore ????

BYE THIS IS SO UNSERIOUS i love it here. not obey me pulling a spiderman no way home and acting like i wouldn't catch on

and mc asking "can't we just gang up on the bitch" has to be the FUNNIEST thing ever i love them 🫶🏽 just like me fr

mammon would literally never say that. not those words at least. he respects and looks up to lucifer way too much to that. and satan wouldn't say that. the old satan would say what mammon said if we're being honest...and the new him would find a more respectful and less snippy way to say it while still getting his point across

every almost negative vision is really just lucifer's nightmare. not having the love or care or mutual respect that families are built upon is like nit having a family at all. we already know how luci feels about family. like i get that it's supposed to be funny but when you think about it in context with the game's events, this is actually really sad ???

this is also SEVERELY ooc. like i'm not crazy right ??? mammon does not use his powers like that for something as petty as a lackluster insult, and satan would come up with a much better insult than that

all jokes aside, i couldn't ever see the boys acting like this. ever. under any circumstance. even early on in the 1st game, it wasn't this bad. they butted heads and were emotionally constipated, but they still acted like brothers

i feel like the flower is showing them the worst versions of themselves, not just the way things would be without mc. bc things were relatively ok without them before. they werent the best, but they survived and didn't kill each other for millenia before mc came into the picture

fighting back the urge to go on yet another big brother mammon tangent...fighting hard

...no way they used the power of friendship to fix the situation AGAIN

now i didn't trust or particularly care for raphael in the og game, but that's mainly bc of the way he was talked about by the characters well before his appearance and the fact that he seemed standoffish. i like this raphael, and i want more

but depending on where we are in the timeline and which timeline we're in, this could be michael

oh they big mad

satan being angry is a no brainer

but beel? he's the textbook definition of a gentle giant. a himbo if you will. he goes out of his way to be gentle with everyone and everything that comes his way because he knows his strength and how easy it is for him to overuse it on accident

baby don't play when it comes to his family. just like his big brothers

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hxneyydew222 · 2 days

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imagine mc is going around HoL just ironically singing karma by jojo siwa.

Mc: KARMAS A BITCH! I SHOULDA KNOWN BETTER-

Lucifer: Mc! will you please stop singing that infuriating song.

Mc: IF I HAD A WISH, I WOULD HAVE NEVER EFFED AROUND

Satan: I hate to agree with Lucifer, but please stop.

Mc: *shrugs* WHEN I SAW THE PICS OF YOU AND HER-

Belphie: Mc...I'm trying to sleep...

Mc: I FELT THE KNIFE TWIST..

Asmo: where is this song even from?

Beel: I'm not sure.

Mammon: Wherever it's from, it's catchy. maybe I should make a catchy song...I'd make bank.

Levi: then you could finally pay me back all the money you owe me.

Mammon: that's a great idea- *teleports out of the room*

Mc: KARMAS A BITTCCHHHH

The brothers: *all sighing*

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #obey me fandom #obey me nightbringer #obey me nb #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me brothers #karmas a bitch #obey me mc #obey me imagines

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still-a-morosexual-help · 1 day

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"I've got your back" Devilgram is literally just Mammon having ADHD and MC being the most supportive partner ever.

It's just,

A project with a deadline completely takes over your life. You've been at it for so long you're in physical pain and haven't eaten or gotten any fresh air

You feel your concentration start to slip and you know it'll be an uphill battle to regain it. Trying to force yourself to stay on task makes you angry and frustrated

You have to coerce your brain into staying on task by promising yourself a reward after a set period of time

After your first reward/break it's harder to stay on task and your second work period ends up being significantly shorter than your first because you just can't concentrate

You convince yourself getting up and going to get some fresh air will do you good. This is not true, you have a deadline, you are fucked. You are now suddenly playing basketball

You try to get back to task but get distracted by multiple unrelated things that you tell yourself you must do before you can/in order to complete your task

You end up relating your hyperfixation to your task and now you're back to only doing your task with 0 thoughts to anything else

You lose your entire drive at the very last stage of the task. Nothing you do is helping you get back to it. You convince yourself this is okay. You watch youtube videos while sitting next to your unfinished project while your perfectionism wails in your brain

In the end, you finish the last stage on the very last day of the deadline

And MC is just understanding and accommodative through all of this. They offer support, but they are not overbearing. They know they can't force Mammon to do something when he has lost his focus, but they also know what to do to motivate him and help him regain it. They realise when he needs motivation to continue, and when he actually needs a break, and when he's procrastinating and needs to be reminded of his project, and how to connect grimm to the project, and how to support him without hovering but also how to bring him food and take him out to have fresh air and to move about when it's needed, they know he won't be happy if he gave up at the very end and they knew getting Mammon to actually see the appreciation, validation, respect, and awe from another person Mammon cares about deeply but someone Mammon also knows won't be biased towards anything he did like MC is, was what Mammon needed to find the motivation to finish his project

I need MC.

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msrosemagic · 2 days

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MC: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!

Lucifer: That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.

#obey me #obey me mc #obey me lucifer #incorrect quotes #source: unknown

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overheardbyvarioustherapists · 2 days

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MC, after a long day keeping the brothers in line: I'm too mentally unwell for this shit.

#incorrect quotes #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me memes #obey me mc #obey me sheep mc #obey me swd

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deviljesterlamb · 3 days

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Solomon, losing his memories and feelings for Jayce: I...I can't remember who you are...I'm sorry.

Jayce: :D *starts horribly break dancing in celebration*

Solomon: ...

Solomon: I don't know who you are but you've already captivated my heart...I love you. Marry me.

Jayce: ...GOD DAMN IT!

#;mc jayce 🐑#obey me #obey me mc #obey me nightbringer #obey me solomon

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