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Maleficia: My esteemed grandson, pray tell, what is the reason that you and MC have not yet embarked upon the journey of courtship?
Malleus: The child of man hasn't given me an answer.
Maleficia: Huh.
Maleficia: Noob.
Malleus: ...
MC: *laughs after Malleus told them what happened*
Malleus: Child of man... *knew that they were the culprit*
MC: I didn't expect she would remember everything I taught her.
Malleus: *frowns*
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Twst Unveil Event Part 5
Leona: Congrats. Ruggie sent me the video of your first match.
Leona: You really beat the shit out of that crocodile.
Yuurin: Thank you, Leona-senpai.
Leona: Was falling off the cliff necessary, though? *in a bit worried tone*
Yuurin: ...
Yuurin: I'll be more careful.
Leona: Tch. Like you would listen.
Leona: Anyway, who's going to be your next opponent?
Yuurin: Floyd Leech.
Leona: Oh really? *clicks his tongue*
Leona: I heard they get to choose the place?
Yuurin: Yes.
Leona: ...
Leona: I'm hanging up now.
Yuurin: Will you be calling Ruggie-senpai and Jack after this?
Leona: ...
Leona: No. *ends the call*
Yuurin: ...
*Meanwhile*
Leona: Oi, Ruggie!
Ruggie: Geez, Leona! What now?!
Leona: You better show Yuurin's fight to me on real-time or I'm gonna turn your ass to sand!
Ruggie: Okay, okay! I just got too excited so I forgot to video call you!
Jack: ...
Jack: I thought you did it on purpose because you didn't want to be bothered?
Ruggie: ...
Leona: Ruggie.
Ruggie: He was just joking!
Ruggie: Back me up here, Jack!
Philomela: Introducing our contenders for the second match: Yuurin and Floyd Leech!
Floyd: Yaaaaay~!
Yuurin: ...
Silver: Everyone seems excited for this second match.
Rook: Oui. That is no surprise.
Rook: After all, Monsieur Malfeasant has considered everything for this. *chuckles*
Floyd: Ne~ Damselfish~.
Yuurin: ?
Floyd: I won't underestimate you like Crocodile did~.
Yuurin: ...
Yuurin: I know that, senpai.
Floyd: Hehe~ I'll enjoy fighting with you~.
Floyd: Please do your best~.
Yuurin: ...
Philomela: I'm sending you now to your designated location!
Philomela: Good luck! *laughs*
*In an underwater cavern*
Epel: Wha— Why?!
Malleus: This is going to be challenging for Yuurin.
Jade: Indeed. *chuckles* Floyd chose the right place.
Jack and Ruggie: ...
Ruggie: Hey, Philomela. Can Yuurin see effectively in the dark?
Philomela: *laughs* Of course not! He's not nocturnal!
Jack and Ruggie: !!!
Jack: Then Yuurin is in a great disadvantage!
Philomela: The greater the challenge, the more excitement we'll get!
Epel: Wow... You don't care about Yuurin's safety, do you?
Sebek: She is his mentor. She knows what she's doing.
Yuurin: ...
Floyd: *who has concealed himself by hiding behind a rock* *smirks while he slowly approaches from behind*
Yuurin: ...
Floyd: Heh~ *kicks Yuurin into the water*
Yuurin: !!!
Yuurin: *finds herself being submerged in it, with Floyd pushing her to the bottom*
Floyd: HEHE~!
Epel, Malleus, Sebek, Jack, and Ruggie: !!!
Epel: He's drowning him!
Jade: *smirks*
Sebek: Dammit, human! Why are you allowing him to push you around?!
Philomela: *amused smile*
Floyd: We're at the rock bottom now, Damselfish~.
Yuurin: *who couldn't read his lips because of the darkness*
Yuurin: *feels the rocky surface underneath her feet*
Yuurin: *grabs his arms, maneuvers herself so that he's positioned over her shoulder, and then forcefully slams him down onto the rock*
Floyd: Oof—
Yuurin: *quickly swims back up to create distance*
Epel: Yes! Go, Yuurin!
Jack: Floyd-senpai is after him!
Floyd: Don't escape from me, Damselfish~. *has caught up to her*
Floyd: *goes behind her and starts to perform a Full Nelson Hold; even coiling his tail around her waist*
Floyd: Damselfish~ How are you feeling now~? *squeezing her tight*
Malleus: Is Leech attempting to deprive him of oxygen?
Jade: Yes. We're fully aware that Yuurin can stay underwater for 30 minutes.
Jade: However, will it be the same if he's being squeezed tight like that? *smirks*
Epel, Jack, Ruggie, and Sebek: ...
Philomela: Impressive tactic, yes. Anyone would have to tap out in that situation.
Philomela: Though, are you seeing Yuurin struggle for air?
Jade: Huh?
Yuurin: ...
Yuurin: *starts blowing bubbles*
Floyd: That's right, Damselfish~. Let all your air out~.
Yuurin: *starts to bend her body upward*
Floyd: Eh?
Yuurin: *while continuously blowing bubbles*
Floyd: Eh? EH?
Floyd: *not realizing that he fails to maintain the hold as he finds her actions amusing*
Jade: Oh no. This is bad.
Floyd: Hehehe~! This if fun, Damselfish—
Yuurin: *has sneaked behind him while he was distracted; wrapping her arms around his torso* *then starts squeezing him "tight"*
Floyd: AHHH!!!!
Jade: ...
Philomela: *loudly laughs* Ah, yes! Return the favor, Yuurin!
Epel: D-Does that really hurt?
Malleus: Lilia mentioned to me once that Yuurin can break a steel in half with his bare hands.
Jack: Huh?
Sebek: ...
Sebek: *remembers the handcuffs*
Sebek: Yes... That's right...
Philomela: Yes! YES!!! SQUEEZE HIM TIGHTER, YUURIN!
Floyd: *ends up fainting underwater and Yuurin has to bring him to the surface with her*
Yuurin: ...
Yuurin: Floyd-senpai.
Philomela: He's out cold, Yuurin! Let him be! *laughs*
Yuurin: I see.
Yuurin: ...
Yuurin: *lightly smacks his face to confirm*
Jade: ...
Jade: Well, that was an entertaining match.
Ruggie: ...
Ruggie: Yeah...
Leona: ...
Leona: I'm going there right now.
Ruggie: Huh? What? *completely forgot about him*
Ruggie: Leona—
*Leona has ended the video call.*
Ruggie: Ah, shit. We're screwed.
Jack: He was watching the whole time?
Ruggie: Yeah. Remember he asked to watch it in real-time?
Ruggie: He was silent the entire time so I thought he dozed off...
Jack: ...
Floyd: *once he regained consciousness*
Floyd: I can't believe you would use my own move against me~ Hehehe~.
Floyd: I should've taken you more seriously~. Sorry about that, damselfish~.
Yuurin: ...
Yuurin: You managed to leave bruises on my body.
Floyd: Where?
Yuurin: *shows him the side of her waist*
Floyd: Eh~ That's the only injury you've got~?
Yuurin: Yes.
Floyd: Hehe~ That's fine~. You'll be treated anyway~.
Yuurin: No. I won't be treated until all of the matches are over.
Floyd: Oh... So you're going to carry that injury then?
Yuurin: *nods*
Floyd: Aww... Okay. Let me give you hug to make you feel better~.
Yuurin: No, thank you.
Floyd: But you hugged me earlier~.
Yuurin: That wasn't to comfort you.
Floyd: Hehe~ Fair enough~.
Silver: Yuurin is really strong.
Rook: Oui! *chuckles* I can't wait for my turn to fight Monsieur Tranquille!
Silver: ...
Silver: It's my turn next.
Silver: I will give my best.
Rook: I know you will, Monsieur Sleepyhead!
#twisted wonderland#twst yuurin#twst floyd#twst silver#twst rook#twst sebek#twst leona#twst ruggie#twst jack#twst epel#twst jade#twst malleus#twst oc philomela#twst unveil event
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Sitri: Solomon doesn't like me anymore.
MC: Who said I liked you in the first place?
WHB Satan: ...
Sitri: Solomon has been saying mean things.
WHB Beelzebub: That's probably my fault. Sorry~.
WHB Satan: You... Stop feeding them shit!
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MC: You want me... to summon "thunder"?
Leraye: *cutely nods*
MC: ...
MC: And you expect that I'll do that for you?
Leraye: *nods again*
MC: Why?
Leraye: *giggles* Because I'm your dear Leraye (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
MC: This fucker—
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MC: *recording themselves* I have reached the state where Jamil would call me just to kill a few cockroaches in Scarabia.
MC: Like, gorgeous sir? I'm not the pest control. *laughs*
MC: But in all seriousness, killing cockroaches is fun.
MC: They come flying to you. You swat them with your chancla.
MC: It's so satisfying. Cockroaches ASMR.
Scarabia student: Are you here to kill cockroaches again?
MC: Yeah.
Kalim: MC! There's like 20 of them!
Jamil: *screaming in the background*
MC: ...
MC: Can't we just burn the whole dorm down? No? Okay.
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MC: When I like somebody, I'll dream of them for years.
Ace, Deuce, and Epel: ...
Ace: I know you're a freaking vanilla, so that sounds like an angst to me.
MC: ...
MC: You bitch.
Deuce: What were your dreams like?
MC: ...
MC: Like the time we first met... Until the moment they found the love of their life.
Ace: See? I told you. Angst.
Epel: Well, when was the last time you liked someone?
MC: Can't tell you that.
Deuce: Is there someone you like right now?
MC: ...
Ace: Is he in this school?
MC: ...No.
Ace: He's in this school.
Epel: *laughs*
Ace: First year?
MC: ...
Ace: Second year?
MC: ...
Ace: Third year? THIRD YEAR?
MC: NO! What the heck?!
Epel: ...
Epel: This is just a rough guess.
Epel: Lilia-senpai?
MC: ...
Deuce: Lilia-senpai?
Ace: Bruh- He's already your grandpa!
MC: Shut up!
Lilia and Malleus: *who were listening in their conversation*
Malleus: ...
Lilia: ...
Lilia: Pft-
Malleus: Lilia, you need to be gone.
Lilia: It's not my fault they find me charming~.
Malleus: *frowns*
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MC: I am sincerely, respectfully looking at Trey right now.
Trey: *who seems to just woke up and is holding a mug*
Trey: Yes?
Cater and MC: *laughing*
Trey: ???
Cater: If my husband looks like that everyday, I won't ever be tired of him.
MC: Be careful, Cater. He's taken.
Trey: ...
MC: "Shock the Heart"!
Trey: ...
Trey: Jade and I are not a thing.
Jade: After we shared a night together?
Trey, Cater, and MC: ...
Trey: Where did you come from?
Jade: From our bedroom.
Trey: ...
Cater and MC: *starts texting on their phone*
Trey: Hey, you two!
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Malleus: *dropping hints that he likes to have a baby*
Malleus: *leaving plastic eggs with mini-dragons in them around the house and in their bed*
MC: ...
MC: Mal, you could talk to me about this instead of putting this much effort...
Malleus: ...
Malleus: I want you to be in the mood for it.
MC: ...
MC: *laughs*
MC: You should try a different approach then.
Malleus: ...
Malleus: A different approach?
MC: Yeah! Like— Wow, you're quick to catch on.
Malleus: *already half-naked* *smirks*
Malleus: Should we begin?
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Vil: Yuurin, do you have any acting skills?
Yuurin: ...
Yuurin: *thinking to herself* Does pretending to be a man count?
Yuurin: ...
Yuurin: Yes. I think so.
Vil: That's great. You should drop by the Film Studies Club later.
Vil and the rest of the members: ...
Yuurin: *who looks perfect for a hot, female lead role*
Vil: ...
Ortho: You look gorgeous, Yuurin!
Yuurin: Thank you, Ortho.
Vil: ...
Vil: Yuurin, I think you should return to Savanaclaw looking like that.
Yuurin: Why?
Vil: Just listen to me.
Savanaclaw students: ...
Leona, Ruggie, and Jack: ...
Yuurin: ...
Savanaclaw students: *cheers* You look gorgeous, baby sis!
Jack: I didn't recognize you for a second.
Yuurin: Oh. Maybe because Vil-senpai made me wear chest pads and this long-hair wig.
Leona: What the hell are chest pads for?
Yuurin: Vil-senpai said I needed volume.
Leona: ...
Ruggie and Jack: ...
The rest of Savanaclaw students: ...
Them: The fuck—
Yuurin: I'm not offended.
Leona: He implied that you're flat!
Yuurin: ...
Yuurin: Was that an insult?
Leona: ...
Leona: *sigh* Listen here, Yuurin.
Leona: Women dislike being called fat, flat, and frumpy.
Yuurin: ...
Yuurin: I'll take note of that.
Leona: You should. Now let me go to beat him up.
Yuurin: But Leona-senpai, he's not aware that I'm a girl.
Leona: ...
Leona: You sure? Because I know hell he does!
#twisted wonderland#twst yuurin#twst vil#twst leona#twst jack#twst ruggie#twst savanaclaw#twst ortho#twst unveil random moments
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WHB Leviathan: I'll replace you once we found another descendant of Solomon.
MC: I have a short life and I'm not even sure if I'll get to live for 60 years and you're scaring me with that shit?
WHB Leviathan: ...
MC: And also, you think I'll fucking let any of my relatives and descendants to experience the same? Fuck you!
Foras: C-Calm down, descendant of Solomon...
MC: Calm down my ass! I just fucking woke up!
Foras: ...
WHB Leviathan: ...
Glasyalabolas: Yikes.
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Silver: If I fell asleep listening to you, please don't think that it's because I was uninterested or that you're boring.
Silver: I fell asleep because your voice is so soothing to listen to; I couldn't help but continue hearing it in my dreams.
MC: ...
MC: Oh... I never considered it that way.
Silver: *smiles* At least you know now.
Sebek: Hmph! You always doze off when I'm talking, even though my voice is anything but soothing!
MC and Silver: ...
MC: Well, if I grew up with you just like with Silver, I would've gotten used to your voice too.
MC: And not hearing you might have the opposite effect to me.
Silver: You are right with that.
Sebek: Krk— STOP WITH THIS NONSENSE! *is secretly flattered*
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MC: When he used to kiss me for hours,
MC: but now he doesn't even bother to give me a small peck.
Barbatos: Oh dear.
Barbatos: *smiles* You should divorce him.
Lucifer: ...
Lucifer: I can hear you two.
MC: That's the point.
Lucifer: ...
Lucifer: What do you want me to do?
MC: Exercise work-life balance and you won't see me get mad.
Lucifer: ...
Lucifer: *sigh* Alright.
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Floyd: I want to play with Damselfish, but he's always busyyyy~.
Azul: That can't be helped. Yuurin is a model student and he has some responsibilities to fulfill.
Floyd: Eh~ But he's just a first-year, you know~.
Jade: Why not take on the role of a responsible upperclassman for him?
Azul: As if Floyd would do that-
Floyd: That's a good idea, Jade~.
Azul: Huh?
Jade: *chuckles*
Azul: ...
Azul: Floyd, please refrain from causing any trouble for us.
Yuurin: *is on her way to Professor Crewel's class*
Floyd: DAMSELFISH~~~!
Yuurin: ? *turns around* *and sees Floyd walking towards her*
Yuurin: Floyd-senpai?
Floyd: *when he's in front of her* *smiles* Where are you going~?
Yuurin: To Professor Crewel's class.
Floyd: Okay~. I'll take you there~.
Yuurin: No, it's fin-
Floyd: *scoops her up, cradling her effortlessly in his arms*
Yuurin: ...
Floyd: Eh~ You're surprisingly light, damselfish~.
Yuurin: ...
Professor Crewel and the rest of the students: ...
Professor Crewel: I see you both decided to come to class together.
Floyd: *is carrying Yuurin now like a teddy bear*
Yuurin: I appreciate the free lift, senpai.
The students: Wow... He can talk casually with Floyd...
Floyd: You're welcome~. Next time again~.
Yuurin: No. I'll be just walking by myself next time.
Floyd: Eh~? Why are you being mean to me~?
Yuurin: No, I'm not.
Professor Crewel: That's enough. Since both of you got here, why not be partners for the experiment today?
Floyd: Are you serious, striped beakfish~? *smiling*
Professor Crewel: Yes. I feel that you'll behave if you are with Yuurin.
Jamil and Ace: ...
Floyd: I'll be playing with Damselfish~!
Jamil: ...
Jamil: It's been a while since you visited the Basketball Club, Yuurin.
Jamil: Not even Ace could invite you after that.
Ace: H-Hey! He was always busy!
Yuurin: Yes. I couldn't find the time to visit. I'm sorry.
Jamil: That's alright. Everyone is aware that you're fond of the Equestrian Club more.
Yuurin: ...
Floyd: Ehhh~ What's in Equestrian Club~?
Yuurin: I have a horse there. His name is Aerion.
Floyd: Hmmm... You like animals?
Yuurin: Yes.
Floyd: ...
Floyd: Hehe~ Damselfish! Let's go to the ocean now!
Jamil: Huh?! Aren't you two here for the basketball practice?!
Ace: Y-Yeah!
Floyd: I've changed my mind~. Let's go, damselfish~! *dragging Yuurin away*
Floyd: *could tell that Yuurin enjoys playing with the lemon sharks*
Floyd: *swims next to her* They're friendly, aren't they?
Yuurin: *looks at him*
Yuurin: ...
Yuurin: *nods*
Floyd: Hm? Why are you just nodding- Oh, right! I didn't give you any potion to breathe underwater!
Yuurin: *just reads his lips* *gestures to him that it's fine*
Floyd: Oh... *smiles* How long can you stay underwater?
Yuurin: ...
Yuurin: *signs to him that she can stay underwater for 30 minutes*
Floyd: Eh~! THAT'S SO COOL~!
Azul: Floyd, you're NOT going to take Yuurin on another underwater trip again.
Floyd: Ehhh~? Why not~?
Azul: Leona yelled at me on the phone.
Floyd: And that's my problem~?
Azul: You-
Jade: How did it go, Floyd?
Floyd: Hehe~ I really enjoyed my time with him~.
Floyd: He promised that we will play again together with the lemon sharks~.
Jade: Oh that's good.
Azul: No, it's not!
#twisted wonderland#twst yuurin#twst floyd#twst jamil#twst ace#twst jade#twst azul#twst crewel#twst unveil
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Lilia: Yuurin~.
Yuurin: Lilia-senpai?
Lilia: *chuckles* I'm glad you still remember me.
Yuurin: Of course. Is there something you need help with?
Lilia: Why, yes! You see, I accidentally handcuffed myself.
Lilia: Can you help me remove these?
Yuurin: Do you have the key?
Lilia: *sad frowns* No.
Yuurin: I see. It can't be helped.
Yuurin: *breaks the handcuffs*
Lilia: ...
Yuurin: It's taken care of, Lilia-senpai.
Lilia: ...
Sebek: Lilia-sama! We found the key!
Lilia: Fufu~ There's no need for that.
Silver: Oh. Have you decided to break them instead?
Lilia: Not me, but Yuurin. *chuckles* Such a strong lad.
Sebek and Silver: ...
Ace: Yuurin? What's that?
Yuurin: The metal pieces from Lilia-senpai's handcuffs.
Ace: Huh?
Yuurin: He wants me to put them back together.
Ace: What the- That's impossible.
Ace: ...
Ace: Or it isn't?
Yuurin: I can, but I see no relevance in doing it.
Ace: ...
Ace: You're making me fall in love harder-
*A cauldron fell on top of his head.*
Yuurin: ...
Deuce and Jack: *frowning at Ace from a distance*
#twisted wonderland#twst yuurin#twst lilia#twst silver#twst sebek#twst ace#twst deuce#twst jack#twst unveil random moments
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MC: Marbas, is it possible to silence your heartbeat?
Marbas: ...
Marbas: Why are you asking that?
MC: I want to give Sitri a fright.
Marbas: ...
Marbas: Yes. I have something here that can do that.
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Idia: *is making a presentation about MC*
Idia: What everyone outside of NRC thinks of the Prefect:
Idia: An elaborative planner, a kind-hearted soul, and an overall talented individual.
Idia: What they actually are and what NRC students are familiar with:
Idia: A procrastinator, a semi-people pleaser, and a villain enthusiast.
Idia: So don't get confused about why they love us so much.
The dorm leaders: ...
Kalim: Does that mean they love me the least? 🥺
Idia: ...
Idia: I'm not going to comment on that.
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*MC painted a picture of Malleus dancing with a beautiful woman.*
Malleus and Lilia: ...
Lilia: What do you think does this mean, Malleus?
Malleus: I have yet to find out.
MC: You did nothing wrong. *chuckles* And there is no misunderstanding as well.
Malleus: ...
Malleus: Then why?
MC: ...
MC: I dreamed of that scene of you dancing with that beautiful lady.
MC: I'd be lying if I say I didn't feel jealous seeing you with another woman.
MC: Just when I was about to wake up, she turned to me and said, "Did you see that, mother? My practice paid off!" *chuckles again*
Malleus: *his eyes widened*
Malleus: Are you saying...
MC: Yes. Though it's too early to assume.
Malleus: ...
Malleus: *smiles*
Malleus: Our daughter is beautiful, much like you.
MC: You need to look at the painting again.
MC: She looks more like you.
Malleus: *chuckles*
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