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sober-pepper · 15 hours ago
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*Yuu and Idia flirting*
Deuce: Are they flirting?
Ace: They're way past flirting. I caught them making out.
Deuce: Are you sure Yuu wasn't trying to breathe life back into him?
Ace: I don't think so. When I used that much tongue at CPR training, I had to buy the dummy.
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twistedmischieftales · 4 months ago
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Ace: It's no use...Idia won't come out of his room again.
Deuce: Maybe Ortho can get him out for us...
Y/n: Wait. Let me try something.
Y/n: *stands in front of the door to Idia's room, knocks twice on it and waits*
Ace: Uh...I don't think just knocking wil--
Y/n: UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT LEFT LEFT RIGHT RIGHT A B A B RIGHT R1 L1 R2 R2 L2
Ace and Deuce:
Idia: *opens the door and stares at Y/n in shock while blushing*
Ace and Deuce: THAT WORKED!?!
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noirezki · a month ago
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Twisted wonderland Incorrect Quotes
Mc/Yuu, chatting Idia: Hey Idia, how have you been doing?
Idia: I'VE BEEN HAVING PANIC ATTACKS ALL WEEK
Mc/Yuu: I'm sorry to hear that,
Mc/Yuu: Never had one. How does it feel?
Idia: An orgasms evil twin.
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luxthestrange · 2 months ago
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TWST!Memes #21
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Yuu barging into the ghost wedding coming to get Idia
Yuu:HEY I CALLED DIBS ON HIM!GET YOUR OWN!
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mrs-schoenheit · 14 days ago
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Yuu : You know what?
*points at Crowley*: Fuck you
*points at the dorm leaders except Idia*: Fuck you
*points at Idia*: Fuck me
Idia: (´⊙ω⊙`)
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treysimp · 29 days ago
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Do You Wanna Make Out On My Couch? (Explicit Remix)
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Side: Ignihyde (Idia)/AFAB!Reader (Reader has a vagina)
Idia/AMAB!Reader Version
The time has come, lovely readers, for a spicy conclusion.
This is a continuation of the work "Do You Want to Make Out on My Couch (Part 4)". Said fic is also included below if you want to re-read the beginning or this is your first time seeing this work.
Reader not described other than their junk, and pronouns are not used for them.
Warnings: Explicit sexual content, M/F sexual relations, handjobs, oral sex, questionable use of the word "smoocharoo", ask to tag for more.
SFW Works in this series:
Savannahclaw | Scarabia | Octinavielle | Pomefiore | Ignihyde | Heartslabyul | Diasomnia
To skip straight to the action, scroll to the second picture of Idia, thanks!
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“…are you okay? Did you like… hit your head or something?”
Idia flatly questioned you, his shoulders shrugged up to his ears and his eyes narrowed into a suspicious glare. It was very him to be so blasé and sarcastic at the first sign of vulnerability, but you had to admit you were a bit hurt. You were putting yourself out there, you know?
“Are you really going to pretend that I am not into your cringe ass at this point? Who do you take me for?” You spat, crossing your arms with a huff. If he was going to play dumb, you were simply going to drive him into a corner until he couldn’t.
“Cringe? You’re cringe! You couldn’t even beat BloodScorne without my help, and you put it on easy mode!” He threw back, his glare melting into a sardonic smile that showed off the razor-sharp teeth behind his cool-tinted lips. “Fake gamer.” He finished with a shrug, looking ridiculously pleased with himself. 
“I can and have beat it! I just did that so you’d spend time with me, moron!” Oh this bitch, you were going to kill his skinny ass.
“Moron! Are you kidding me? You’re the moron! Asking me to make out with you out of nowhere when I’m clearly in love with you, how stupid can you get?” 
Your expression curled into a smirk equally as fast as Idia’s face fell in horror.
“So you’re in love with me?” You ask triumphantly. An eyebrow quirked in mock derision. You tilted your head to the side in faux-curiosity. And this guy says he’s a genius, pfft.
“Ah…” eyes wide, shoulders trembling and hair flickering pink at the tips, Idia suddenly finds the ground under his shoes incredibly interesting. 
You could barely hear him mumble, “What does it matter? You’re never going to reciprocate so…” he signed, "...why even try?"
You inhaled through your nose and out through your mouth. Okay, so it was the self-hate thing. You could work with that.
“Idia. Do you think I go around propositioning randos every damn day?” You say, your eyes crinkling at the corners at the idea. 
Part of why you both got along so well was because of how badly you both were when it came to relationships. It was a common topic of your late-night bitching sessions: 'what awkward thing did you do today?' or 'do you wanna hear this dumb thing I did as a kid' or 'wow I relate to this anime I just watched, it's about this loser gamer who gets a harem' (okay that last one was just Idia).  
His jaw snapped shut. Of course, he didn’t think you went around hitting on strangers! But how could… someone like you… and him…
“Why me?” He asked, “Out of all of your options how could it possibly be me?” He almost felt like crying in disbelief. If he were you... He would never...
“Because we have a lot in common. And because I like oblivious assholes apparently.” You say, rubbing your forehead. You felt a headache coming on.
Feeling driven into a corner, Idia stood in silence. He had imagined this scenario so many times, he had run the calculations in his mind over and over but they never gave him good results. Even in his fantasies, he failed.
Try as he might, Idia was quickly running out of excuses, and the intentional evenness of his voice was long-lost in his squeaky attempts at arguments. 
“Look,” you sigh, “I promise this smoocharoo won’t kill you.” You punctuate your sentence with a wink, which did nothing to calm down Idia as you gently tugged on the sleeve of his hoodie.
“Very funny.” He replies flatly. “I almost died, you know.”
You laughed, “Yeah, that would have been a shame.” 
“...I wouldn’t mind seeing you in that suit again though.” You mumble mostly to yourself, but Idia 100% heard you. 
Coincidentally, Idia was also suddenly overcome with the thought of how you would look in formal wear, like if you were to go to a wedding together - ah, no no no not going there! Shut the fuck up, brain Idia! SHUT UP! 
Noticing his distress, you took the opportunity to lean forward to rest your forehead on his. As you suspected, it felt like a furnace. You frowned. 
“Do you have a fever or something? Is that why you don’t want to kiss me?” He had already admitted to liking you, what's the hold-up?
Idia shook his head aggressively, flame hair splaying out frantically at his denial. He paused for a moment and took a deep breath, taking in your features and how soft your skin felt against his own. Your eyes gleamed in the dim light, teeth sparkling as you laughed at his frantic head motion and he was hit with a slight scent of mint from the gum he had given you earlier. What would you taste like? Would you also taste like that gum? 
Unthinkingly moving despite his previous over-the-top protests, Idia let that intrusive thought carry himself to your lips in a feather-light peck. 
Your eyes widened, but just as he was about to apologize for his sudden change of mind, you pulled him back in place.
Anime and manga said that kisses felt like marshmallows and tasted like lemon, but he couldn’t say he agreed. 
This one, right here right now? It was mint, and something else warm and wet and entirely unique, but certainly you. He inhaled through his nose as you both continued your soft and shy kisses. 
His hands threaded through your hair to pull you closer and he wondered if all of this was just a very realistic dream. You both separated for a moment, eyes half-lidded and breath coming out in short puffs that were lightly defined in the cold air. 
“Are you going to let me inside?” He asked, feeling newfound confidence pulse through him as he nibbled at your ear. 
He felt the sharp inhale you took against his neck, and he couldn’t help but smile. He was the one making you act like this. No one else. Just him. 
Pulling away from his embrace, you slowly nodded as you opened the door to Ramshackle to let you both inside. 
Idia followed you silently with his hands in his pockets. Despite how warm he felt, burying himself in his hoodie let him think for a moment. He wished you both were in his room right now instead. It would be way more comfortable than… this. 
He supposed that you’re not supposed to complain when the hottest commodity on campus is coming onto you, though. Not that he would dare. As much as he liked to complain, he did like you more… not that he would ever say it out loud.  
You physically pull Idia out of his thoughts when you push him onto the couch gently. He lands with a soft thud and a squeak of surprise. 
Idia really could be cute sometimes, huh? 
You climbed onto his lap, looking down at his face and slowly taking in all of his features. His kohl-lined eyes, his dark lips, the flickers and waves of his hair, you loved all of it. 
It was hard not to stare at him sometimes, his beauty was so otherworldly and yet somehow the only other person who took notice was a damn ghost! 
Not that you minded the lack of competition. 
“Idia…” you breathed, lowering your face down so that your lips almost skimmed his again, “...are you okay with this?” You asked. 
You had been incredibly forward this whole time, but you didn’t want this thing to be one-sided. As much as you would be disappointed, you would back off if he asked. You’ve waited this long, after all. 
Idia was silent, pointed teeth worrying over his lower lip. He seemed to be having a very heated internal debate, but you let him stew in silence for a moment. It was okay not to rush him, as much as you wanted to. 
Finally, with a look of determination, Idia placed his hands on either side of your hips and ground up against you, a whine slipping from his mouth while the rose color that had been dip-dying his hair began spreading slowly upward. 
“Haah…” he exhaled with a hiccup, watery eyes looking up at you pleadingly. 
“Please, don’t stop.”
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A smirk spread across your lips as you watched his face as he so desperately begged for you. He thought that he got to be haughty this whole time and you would still indulge him? 
Well okay, he was right but you would never admit it. 
“Hmm, I don’t know…” you say, grinding down even harder on his lap, pretending like you couldn’t decide what to do next.
Clawing at your hips, Idia bucked into you again, desperately seeking friction that he wouldn’t be able to get through the fabric separating you. Looking at the flush on his face you couldn’t help but think that you weren’t going to let this boy sleep tonight without having him scream your name.
Teasingly, you pull yourself from his lap, ignoring the whine from Idia and the way that his hand trails through your hair as he whimpers at the loss of your warm body from his own. 
Snapping open the button of his pants with a flick of your wrist, you opt to go a little showier and pull his zipper down with your teeth, earning a thick swallow from Idia as his eyes once again became as large as saucers.
“You look really good like this.” you chuckle, grasping his waistband to gingerly pull his pants from his hips. Idia obliged you, lifting his hips to allow you to slide the fabric down to his knees. 
You eyed the shape of his bulge in his pants, curiously smoothing your hand over the thin cotton of his boxers. Idia softly gasped, and you continued to trail your hands up his torso. Arriving at his collarbone and tracing it lightly, you gently move to push his jacket from his shoulders and lift his shirt so you could get a view of his chest. 
You weren’t entirely sure how you felt to see that he had a little tone to his chest and waist. Some people won the genetic lottery, you supposed.
“Like what you see?” came a shaky snark from above you. Snapping your gaze to his golden one, Idia’s face was clouded with an air of overwhelming smugness. You grabbed a light blue nipple and rolled it between your thumb and pointer finger in response, earning another harsh breath from him. 
“...yeah. I do,” you say, lowering your face to his unattended-to nipple to slowly run your tongue across it. 
“N-not fair…” he replies, uselessly bucking up himself at you, not able to find purchase in the threadbare fabric of your shitty couch. “Let me do that…” he pleaded, half-lidded gaze intensifying as he pulled you back onto his lap, making quick work of your blouse and jacket and throwing them to the side. 
He stared at you unashamedly, hands drifting behind you to unsnap your bra (but not without a bit of a struggle, which made you giggle and made him bite your neck lightly in annoyance). 
Idia’s hands fell to his side as he stared at you openly. It felt like he was trying to burn this image into his mind forever. You rubbed at your neck anxiously, feeling embarrassed at his prolonged gaze. Snapping back to the present moment, Idia gingerly reached for your chest and began lightly massaging. 
As impossible as it seemed, he was getting even harder below you. Idia curved at the waist to reach you as he mirrored the actions you had taken upon him earlier, giving one nipple the softest of kitten-licks at the other busied itself twisting and pulling on the other. 
Your breath was growing short. It was embarrassing to be like this, embarrassing to see how he was looking at you, but you couldn’t help but want to pinch yourself, flashing back to all of your wet dreams that had paled in comparison to this moment. 
Idia leaned forward and pushed you onto your back slowly, keeping a palm on the back of your head to be sure that you didn’t hit it. 
“Let me taste you… I’m dying to taste you…” he said, sharp teeth gleaming in the low light. You nodded slowly, he could probably ask to kill you at this point and you’d let him.
Making quick work of your bottoms, it suddenly felt significantly colder with the lack of fabric covering your body. You struggled not to cover yourself, but Idia’s hungry gaze and the lick he spread across his lips were certainly helping to distract you.
Feeling warm puffs of air on your navel, you felt a sudden enticingly warm wetness trailing down to right above your pussy. You could hear Idia’s breath speed up as you felt a soft kiss being placed on your lower lips, a scrape of pointed teeth catching them gently. 
Your breath hitched as Idia’s mouth traveled lower, tracing your lips thoroughly with surprisingly dexterous flicks of his tongue. You looked down at him in awe, hand covering your mouth as you panted from his motions.
“It’s even sweeter than I thought,” he said with a chuckle, sparing a piercing glance at you from between your thighs. “Don’t cover your mouth like that, okay?” 
You nodded and lowered your hand just in time for Idia to slowly press a single digit inside of you, his smile widening as he looked at the way your body shook from his actions.
“Mine… you’re mine, right? Right now… all mine…” his words sounded slightly feverish, but you couldn’t help but notice how harshly he was palming himself through his boxers while he continued his motions. 
“I-idia…” you whispered, he lifted his head from watching himself push his fingers in and out of you and looked at you in surprise like he had been caught red-handed.
“Yes?” He said, not stopping his movements for even a second, he might even be pressing harder than he was a moment ago. 
“I want…” you trailed off. What did you want?
“I want to feel you, inside… please.” 
Idia’s eyebrows shot up to the sky as he finally paused his motions. He swallowed thickly and nodded, pushing his boxers down and kicking them (and what little of his pants were around his calves) off of him. 
You had to take a moment to stare. His cock was thickly veined and long, the bloom of the head was the same blue as his lips. You thought you wanted him a moment ago, but you needed him now.
Idia began moving forward towards you, but you pushed back against his chest firmly. Looking at you in confusion, you cleared your throat to explain yourself.
“Let me ride you… please?” You whimpered, looking him straight in the eyes.
Idia did everything he could to not just fucking cum on the spot.
Nodding his head dumbly, Idia stumbled backward and situated himself with his thighs spread and his knees hanging off the couch. His gaze bore into you, and you felt like you might faint.
Gathering all of the bravery you could muster, you climbed in his lap and ground back and forth on his swollen length. Idia’s hand dug into his scalp, and it seemed like he was doing everything he could to not slam you down like a fleshlight and start pounding you right there. You internally decided that you wouldn’t mind if he did, though.
Taking a breath, you grabbed his dick and teased it at your entrance, both of you gasping in tandem at the first contact.
You pushed him back and forth for a moment, teasing the both of you before you were in too deep.
“Will you…” Idia grunted, “just fuck me already.” He continued, “If this takes much longer I…” a strained hiccup, “I’ll just get on top myself…” 
Well, now or never you guessed.
You slowly began lowering yourself onto him, and you felt like you got even wetter when you watched the way his eyes were glued to watching himself slowly sinking into your body. 
Body shivering at finally taking him to his base, Idia laced his fingers through yours and curled up to give you soft kisses on your neck and cheek.
“You okay?” He whispered.
“Yeah, it’s just…” you breathed in hard through your nose, “it’s just a lot.”
Idia started looking smug again, which you took as your cue to start moving, in an effort to wipe that superior look off of his stupid sexy face.
Rocking your hips slowly, you began experimenting to see what felt best. You moved slower, faster, lifted yourself off of him less, more. 
The squelches of your bodies meeting would have mortified you in any other situation, but seeing the sweat drip down Idia’s face while he bit his knuckle left you feeling some kind of way.
You started pulling him out almost completely and then slamming yourself down on him, relishing in how this motion made you both moan loudly in tandem. Idia’s nails were leaving perfect crescent moons on your hips as he gasped and tried to grind up into you every time your body was close to him.
Seemingly having had enough of you setting the pace, Idia pushes you over, your back firmly against the couch and his back to the air of the lounge.
He sets upon devouring your mouth with his, grabbing your right leg behind the knee and pushing it over his shoulder. 
Having you just where he wanted, Idia begins messily pounding into you. Your gasps and calls of his name only spur him to go faster, harder. 
Idia rested his forehead on yours as he split you open within an inch of your life. You felt like a prey animal being hypnotized by the snake that would soon swallow them, but you couldn’t bring yourself to care.
Gasping your name and you screaming his in turn, you felt a final slam into your body with a prolonged grind, and Idia cried out a final time. With a couple of weak thrusts of his softening dick, he pulled out of you slowly, keeping eye contact as he did so. 
Smoothing his stray hairs from his sweaty face, you felt like you could almost see the hearts in his eyes at the current moment.
“How did… I do?” He nervously questioned, leaning his forehead against yours.
You sighed, it was pretty damn hot, but you were going, to be honest with him.
“Play with my clit more next time, and then maybe I’ll cum.”
The color drained from Idia’s face.
“S-shit, yes! Okay!” He nodded feverishly.
“….wait. NEXT TIME?”
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And there we have it babes, both sides of Idia are now posted.
What do you want to see next? More new dorms? More NSFW continuations of previous chapters?
Let me know, and thank you all for being so sweet and supportive.
Love you, reader!
Requested tags: @stygianoir @naniky
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auld-a · 2 months ago
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hello hello, i am here again to make a request, with the dormleader with a male reader who is the prince of their stories(like malleus with philip!reader and riddle with alice!reader) i just think it would be funny (and also bcs i haven't seen people do this so-)
TWST Dormleaders x Prince!Yuu
Dude this prompt has been stuck in my head I just haven't written it for whatever reason so I thank you for giving me an excuse to do so
🌹Riddle Rosehearts🌹
I love this dynamic omfg
Alice’s immediate response to seeing Riddle is to look up, speak nicely, stop twiddling his fingers, point out his toes, curtsy, opens his mouth a little wider and exclaims “YES YOUR MAJESTY!”
Riddle is spooked at first but then goes “At least SOMEONE knows the rules”
Alice is incredibly reckless due to intense curiosity
But everytime Riddle gets onto you, you look up at him and go “But my queen, it was oh so curious”
Hearing your mid-atlantic accent he can’t stay mad at you you’re just too sweet🥺
You’ve been through Wonderland once before so you at least know how to play their version of croquet and a couple of the rules
I feel like a couple of times Alice would purposely break the rules to get collared because he’s so interested in how it works
Alice is just a tad naive due to his curiosity in EVERYTHING so if Riddle and Alice are having tea time and a white rabbit passes by, Alice will chase it
Riddle only knows the story of the Queen of Hearts not Alice In Wonderland so this makes no sense to him
Imagine a very short person running after a rabbit in the fields with Riddle the Housewarden chasing them in his dorm uniform😭
I can’t stop thinking of Alice with puffy blue dresses with ribbon decor, so cute I love
Alice and Chenya are immediate BFFS
Alice keeps calling him “Cheshire Cat” which he doesn’t get but he’s happy to go along with it
That scene when the Cheshire cat is distracting Alice from the Queen during a game of croquet but with Male! Alice, Chenya, and Riddle
Riddle keeps hearing small giggles behind him but he doesn’t understand why
Alice introduces the Hearslaybul boys to the “Painting the roses red” song
It’s their anthem now
AND ALICE WOULD DEFINITELY SING GOLDEN AFTERNOON TO THE GARDEN FLOWERS YOU CANT CHANGE MY MIND
Alice is overall a very happy boy who drags Adeuce on adventures and gives his queen a heart attack but also kiss attacks
Heartslaybul has been a more joyous place with the arrival of Alice
🦁Leona Kingscholar🦁
Isn’t….. isn’t the prince…. cheka
He is
He is the prince
I don’t know how to write this unless I break some moral codes which I’m not feeling up to
I’m sorry :,)
🐙Azul Ashengrotto🐙
Dude
This is everything
He would fall in love with Azul when he hears his singing voice
But of course in proper Little Mermaid fashion, Eric doesn’t know who said voice belongs to
He goes around the school for days, asking if someone knows someone with “The voice of an angel🥺”
This dude is a hopeless romantic who definitely believes in love at first sight (or song ig)
I think Jade catches on pretty quickly to who he’s talking about
He doesn’t do anything for a while until he decides to tell Floyd, who on the contrary thinks it would be entertaining to very much do something about it
Cue a montage of them elaborately trying to get you to realize that the person you’re looking for is Azul but just narrowly missing
This includes the boat scene
Floyd actually did end up knocking the boat over bc he was bored
When Floyd’s enthusiasm dies he’s just like “Yo the person you were looking for is Azul”
Eric: Finally the love of my life has come to me🥺
Eric is very well versed in the ways of the sea considering he spent a lot of his life on it so he knows plenty about the sea life in Twisted Wonderland or is interested in learning
This means Azul would give him a water breathing potion so he can explore underwater
It takes a lot of convincing to get Azul to come with him since he’s still kind of insecure about his octopus form
But when Eric gives him the puppy dog eyes it’s game over
He’s gushing all over Azul telling him how beautiful and majestic he is
Azul almost inks
He actually does when Eric squeezes the life out of him due to excitement
He just loves his octo bf so much🥹
But he’s still a prince so he’ll spoil Azul with his princely manners
Will always pull out a chair for him, lead him in dancing, sword fight someone in his honor etc.
The tweels think it’s kind of pathetic how head over heels he is for Azul but Azul is just as enamored, just less showy about it
Discounts at the Monstro lounge is a given
There definitely was a time when Eric was knocked into the water and couldn’t get back up so Azul had to dive in to save him
Romance
🥳Kalim Al-Asim🥳
This is super cute but Aladdin has no idea how to deal
He’s dirt poor but he managed to land a partner that’s filthy rich
I mean it wouldn’t be the first time
But because of his upbringing that means that he’s become very perceptive of bad people
He probably warned Kalim before Jamil’s overblot, Kalim refused to believe him though because he was so convinced Jamil would never do anything to hurt him
He understood where he was coming from and wanted to say “Yeah you’re probably right” but he knew it wasn’t true
But he also knew Kalim wouldn’t listen to him so his hands were kind of tied
But blah blah blah Jamil’s overblot happened, Aladdin saved the day fluffy stuff
Kalim loves Abu he just wants to give him a little squeeze
Abu is slippery though so he just feeds him food
Abu likes him a bunch because of this
On days where Kalim wants to take Aladdin for a magic carpet ride he’s like “BRO I GOT ONE TOO””OMG TWINS”
There’s a lot of carpet races because of this
But on a night where Aladdin was feeling particularly romantic he serenaded him with “I can show you the world”
Kalim cried
The way that Kalim best shows affection is through material items since that’s something he knows he’s good at
He throws a lot of expensive jewelry and clothes at Aladdin
It’s not like Aladdin doesn’t appreciate it but he doesn’t need those things to be happy
All he needs is Kalim
When he tells him that, Kalim starts crying Part 2
Because of Aladdin’s tendency to swipe things he probably shouldn’t this kind of gets him into trouble a bunch
That is if anyone could catch him
Just like his pal Abu he’s a slippery fellow
Kalim finds it endearing
🦚Vil Schoenheit🦚
No hate to The Prince but he has the personality of a thumb
He’s only gotten two scenes in the movie and doesn’t even have an official name
So I’ll just call him Prince ig
But Vil and Prince are kind of the perfect couple ngl
Vil thinks of himself as a Queen and who better for a Queen than a soon to be King?
Prince simps for Vil so hard
Like I don’t know how to verbally express how much
He would die for Vil, he would kill for his Queen, every formal interaction he will get on one knee and kiss Vil’s hand, the power dynamic is kinda 🫣🥴
This just gives me “loyal puppy dog Prince x powerful ‘will kill you if you touch him’ Queen”
Of course Vil is like 😏
Prince treats him like the Queen he knows he is and Vil is obsessed with the never ending attention
He reciprocates through giving him his full attention whenever he can
Even something as small as a peck on the cheek means everything to Prince
His Queen😳
With someone as low as a Prince😳
This cannot be possible😳
But oh it is possible and Vil makes sure he knows that
He loves his loyal lover to the stars and back and he makes sure it’s known by always keeping a hand around his waist
It’s less out of protection than it is possessiveness
But it makes Prince SWOON
Any person who dares argue his Queen’s beauty or strength he will fight
He sees this as saving his Queen’s time
If they can’t take him they have no privilege to even try with Vil
this sounds like sebek omfg
Bridal carrying Vil🥹
🎮Idia Shroud🎮
CRUSTY DISCORD MOD X ANCIENT GREEK HIMBO MY BELOVED
There’s just so much potential here my guys
Even more so if I went by real Ancient Greece that shit was crazy
But this is Disney so I won’t
Hercules knows NOTHING about half the crap that goes on in Twisted Wonderland
“We must sacrifice the finest cattle in honor of the gods””Lol cool let’s play minecraft””What craft is yours?”
I don’t think Idia would have a lot of social anxiety around him after a bit
He’s very knew to everything in Twisted Wonderland, he doesn’t know how society or technology works, he doesn’t know how to dress, etc. so for someone like Idia to take him under his wing he looks up to him as if he was almost a god (only in twisted wonderland ofc he don’t disrespect the pantheon like that)
When Idia tells him of the story of Hades Hercules casually drops the “Oh yeah I know, he’s my uncle”
“….Bitch say sike rn”
Tbh the interactions between your two worlds is very interesting in of itself
I mean it’s obvious twisted wonderland doesn’t have “gods”. Worshipped one’s absolutely but not in the way Earth does
And considering Greek Mythology is a very real thing on Earth but the concept of Hades at least exists in twst means that Greek Mythology exists there too
But they didn’t have ancient Greece
This shit confusing I’ll just stop the existentialism right there
If he tells Idia about his world and origins that’s kind of an existential bend for Idia lol
Like he’s learning that most of the things his dorm has/are involved in was specifically named after an assortment of stories in his partner’s world?
Mind. Blown.
But also we can’t forget the fact that lil ol Idia is deadass dating a DEMIGOD
I don’t think that concept exists in twst but when he explains he like “OOOO BOY😳”
A very muscular man who came through his mirror from a different dimension not only is related to one of the Great Seven but is also the son to a being that is essentially the ruler of their universe????
AND HE CHOSE HIM[Idia]?????
Hercules would use him as a weight while exercising and Idia has his switch out playin Animal Crossing or something
Any time Frisbee is played near them he’s actively shielding Idia
He can’t risk anything after what happened to his (technically) brother Apollo
If you know, you know
🐉Malleus Draconia🐉
This one would be so funny
I’m positive Phillip knows who Maleficent is and her role in his “one true love”’s story
But imagine his surprise when he’s like “The princess is sweet but the dragon fae that’s similar to the person who tried to curse her is kinda😳👀”
He’s a hero who lived long enough to be with the villain
Being from the 14th century he knows just as much about modern things as Malleus does
Meaning Phillip is very suited towards his courting style
Phillip practicing fencing with Sebek or Silver is a must
Phillip desperately wants to see Malleus’ dragon form
It’s not anything he hasn’t seen before and he likes the idea of literally flying into battle with his bf
Phillip knows much about history and arts so Lilia and him get on swell
I think he can play many classical instruments, so he likes to serenade Malleus with a violin or piano
He would most definitely create a rendition of “Once Upon A Dream” for him too
Being a 14th century person who was thrusted to a different dimension in the future, I think he’s really into theatre
Phillip brings Malleus to many plays
Phillip hears from friends Adeuce when dorm leader meetings are held which he relays to Malleus to ensure he’s not left out of important manners
Ballroom dancing together🥺
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lovesick-desires · 2 months ago
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Idia Shroud Yandere Alphabet
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Requested by me cause I’m coping after rolling 153 times for Suitor Idia and not getting him-
Warnings: Yandere behavior, stalking, cyberstalking (cameras, tracking device, etc), mention of non-con, murder, biting, obsessive behavior, kidnapping, drugging, verbal abuse, death, stockholm syndrome, mentions of emotional abuse
If you are uncomfortable with any of these topics, please do not read under the cut!
Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?
❥ Idia is a social outcast so he is definitely not the best at showing his love. He usually does through love bites and cuddles or pulling you into his lap as he’s playing video games.
Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?
❥ He’s not the biggest fan of blood. He usually finds other ways of getting rid of people in his way that don’t involve murder.
❥ However, if he feels the need to get messy, he will get very messy.
Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?
❥ He would not treat you poorly and try his best to keep you happy.
❥ However, if you are being a brat, he might mock you for a failed escape attempt once in a while:
“Can’t get out? There’s no cheat code for you here, darling. Hehehe!”
Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?
❥ He would never do anything against their will sexually as he has his morals in that department.
❥ However, he would definitely take your right in anything else (seeing friends, going outside, etc.)
Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?
❥ Idia is fully aware you could try and manipulate him to escape so he keeps his guard up at first once he first kidnapped you.
❥ However, over time, he would put his guard down and fully trust you if you behave well enough.
Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?
❥ Not surprised. He understands you are scared as he is very aware what he is doing is wrong but just doesn’t care.
❥ If you keep starting fights with him, he will get agitated:
“Stop trying to pick fights with me. It’s like a level one player fighting a level 100 boss! It’s just annoying…”
Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?
❥ Of course not, he doesn’t want to have to go outside if he doesn’t have to, especially to chase you! He’s not the most physically active person.
❥ Besides, he genuinely loves you and wants you to be happy with him.
Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?
❥ If you were to escape the room and make him chase you down or smash his gaming equipment, he would be enraged. You would watch as his hair turns from a soft blue to a blazing orange as he berates you for your behavior.
❥ After he realizes what he did or sees you start sobbing out of fear, he almost instantly calms down and tries to comfort you:
“H-Hey! I-I’m sorry! P-Please don’t cry! Calm down, my charisma stats aren’t high enough for this s-side quest!”
Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?
❥ This man’s bar is literally on the floor. He just wants you and him to be happy together. That’s it. Also no kids, he doesn’t want to have kids.
Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?
❥ Oh boy, does he get jealous?! Of course he does!
❥ He is probably one of the most jealous yanderes in TWST (besides Riddle and Vil).
❥ One day, he was watching through the various cameras around NRC that he has hacked into only to watch you hug and laugh with those two first years, Ace and Deuce.
❥ This guy is fucking jealous as all hell. He wished he could talk to you like that. He watches his screen in jealously as he mumbles to himself:
“Hell, if only I had the charisma stats to talk to them like that… Ugh, this is so rigged…”
Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?
❥ If he has not kidnapped you, he is very shy and prefers to watch from the shadows. This man has 0 social skills.
❥ If he has kidnapped you, he is more chill around you since by then he gets to know you better.
❥ As I’ve said, he is not the best at showing his love, especially with words. So he tends to make things for you with his skills like little robots and stuff like that.
Love Letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?
❥ Oh boy, he was a flustered mess we he went to talk to you for the first time. Towards the end of the convo, he almost had his head in his hands to hide his face.
❥ After a while of talking to you, he tends to get more comfortable with you, making him even more obsessed with you.
❥ After preparing a script that Ortho helped him write and everything, he asks you out. He is a flustered stuttering mess through the whole thing.
❥ If you accept him, he is so shocked he might faint! Were his stats finally high enough from all the discussions he had with you?! He is over the moon!
"W-Wait, for real? Y-You said yes?! O-Oh wow, I-I-I... *incoherent gibberish*"
❥ If you reject him, however, he is a sad boy. He doesn't act and kidnap you right away since he knows that will create suspicion. He is good at stealth missions in games so he knows the tactics he has to play.
❥ He waits for the word that you rejected him to die out after the next few weeks before finding you alone without your little companion, Grim, and snatches you up before you even notice it.
❥ You probably should have taken note to the funny smell coming from your water bottle before you drank from it. You hear a voice before you pass out to the floor of the Ramshackle dorm:
"Hehehe, mission complete."
Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?
❥ Not really, he's the same hermit otaku just a little more creepy.
Naughty: How would they punish their darling?
❥ He doesn't believe in punishment because he doesn't think it changes anything and only instills fear into his darling. He might get mad and yell but immediately apologize afterwards.
Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?
❥ Everything. Seeing friends, going outside, everything. Good luck trying to convince him to lessen his leash because he would probably only tighten it.
Patience: How patient are they with their darling?
❥ He knows patience is key and that he shouldn't rush through this. Getting you is not a time sensitive mission to him.
Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?
❥ If you try to leave, just know you aren't getting far.
❥ Even if you "successfully" escape, you probably aren't aware of the chip he got put in between your shoulder blades under your skin. Don't worry, he will be with you soon.
❥ The only possible way out is death, either his or your own. Trust me, you aren't gonna be able to kill him, especially since he knows magic and you won't. Also this man like doesn't sleep so good luck trying to kill him when he is "asleep". ❥ If you die, he would never forgive himself and probably never get over your death, especially if it was by something he could prevent. It would eat him up inside.
Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?
❥ At first, yes. He would quickly realize after kidnapping you he should have prepared better. What if someone found out he took you? What if someone saw him take you?! He is full of paranoia
❥ After a while, his guilt subsides after realizing there is no backing out of this mission.
❥ Oh and trust me, he will never let you go. This man is dependent on you for a majority of his happiness.
Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?
❥ Being a shut-in and watching others develop friendships and relationships made him jealous until he saw you and it all clicked. He needed you.
Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?
❥ Please don't cry and scream as Idia does not like loud noises. He understands you are scared and he tries his best to calm you down:
"H-Hey! P-Please don't scream! I-I'm not gonna hurt you!"
❥ If you try and isolate yourself, he understands. He knows you are scared but doesn't mind if you don't speak much since he is an introvert.
❥ If he has not kidnapped you and you keep avoiding him, he gets worried about you and starts stalking your social media to see if he can find any sort of vent posts about something bugging you.
❥ He might even reach out to you via text and ask you what's going on.
Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?
❥ He is more of a non-confronting yandere. He avoids fights and arguments at as cost. He does not know how to fight or even talk his way out of an argument.
Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?
❥ You could exploit his kindness after he starts to let his guard down but you might already be attached to him since he has only wanted the best for you, right?
Wit’s End: Would they ever hurt their darling?
❥ No. Point blank no. He refuses to lay a harmful hand on you.
Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?
❥ He's shy about it to you but inside, he loves you so much. He would do anything he possibly could to make you love him just as much as he loves you. ANYTHING.
Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?
❥ If you treat him like utter shit while he has you in his loving care, he will snap after so many hits to his mental health from you. He will only resort to verbal and emotional abuse, but never physical.
Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?
❥ Probably not unless you snap from being devoid of the outside world. He tries his best to make you happy, he really does.
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http-rae · 4 months ago
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little otp incorrect quote (?)
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yuu; /on laptop in the middle of the floor/ why are you so faaaar?!
idia; /on laptop on couch/ the outlet is here and i'm more comfortable.
yuu; /long sad stare directly to idia/
yuu; /sniff/ fine then, be that away.
idia; don't be so dramatic!
— 5 minutes later —
idia; /moves to sit next to yuu/
idia; shut up. /to yuu's smug little smile/
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leonasbunny · 10 days ago
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Hi ya, your writing is REALLY good so I couldn't help myself and I hope I can request you! Lop eared female bunny!beastman Reader with Floyd, Idia and Jamil separately? The Reader hates when others touch her and only lets her mate touch her after lot of patience, shy bunny, but she is a huge closet pervert and a Fujoshi, but extremely loyal and open to her mate? Thank you and if you want, feel free to Request something from me! ^3^
Tysm for requesting !! I will definitely ask from you <3,, please scroll to the bottom I may need to give you some context ;3; ❤️❤️
𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐘𝐃/𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐋/𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐀 𝐗 𝐁𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐘!𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑.
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FLOYD LEECH ;
“ Oh, look at you, little sea-bunny~! You’re all wet for me. Whaddya’ thinkin’ right now, hm? Want me to take off my shirt in front of all these idiots for ya?~ Aren’t you so slutty for me, huh~”
First of all, it’s normal to be extremely shy around Floyd. He’s used to others being scared of him, terrified even. Due to his strength and complex mood swings, it’s almost dangerous to even step foot near him if he doesn’t know you and considers you a threat.
But you, dear? He adores you. But you being shy around him constantly is something that he is used to and doesn’t really mind, tbh.
Floyd doesn’t even ask for consent to touch your ears, he just does it out of habit and his pure love for your adorable nature. You hide your face like a bunny and hide into his arms whenever you’re scared! He can’t help but get a bit turned on by that sorta behaviour, seeing how submissive you are.
He knows, dear. He knows you’re a huge pervert; and you want him. He considers you to be less innocent than the whole shady business around Azul’s disastrous deals across the school, and holy shit— he will whisper dirty things into your ear to make you squirm on the spot.
Floyd absolutely marvels at the fact you’re so open and loyal to him, like a good sea bunny should~ you’re small, short and easily to pick up regardless of your weight and size. Floyd’s strength is beyond what you can even describe–
Floyd practically breaks the laws of physics by just existing ngl 💀
But your devotion to him makes his love for you grow stronger, and his dirty thoughts to wander all over the place.
The tall eel will grab you by the wrist and take you to a secluded area where nobody dares to even linger around. The quieter parts of Octavinelle are rather Floyd’s favourite spots since nobody can disturb him from fucking you against a wall nearby the pool.
His heterochromatic eyes linger on you for the longest possible time as he stretches your hole out for him to fit his cock inside of you. Your gushing hole that begins to become warm and wet around him, you couldn’t help but release thick moans that echoed through the walls and hit back into Floyd’s ears making him go completely, batshit crazy’s
He fucks into you like he has never done before, gripping your flesh possessively as he pants and grunts over you, tongue rolled out as you swear, the moment you turned around, he had love-sick hearts in his pupils.
His cock slides in and out of you, slamming back and forth into your insides as he fucks your brain numb. He wants you to feel pleasure, but he wants you to adore the pleasuring pain too~
Bites and scratches are fit all onto your body as he flips you over and starts fucking you again; lifting your legs onto his shoulders, and once more slamming back into your tight hole as you scream with ecstasy.
As such, you could never, not in a million years, allow any strangers to touch your sensitive ears! They’re all for Floyd.. And for his hands to touch and caress as he chuckles at you for being so pathetically fucked numb, legs shaking under him as he shoves his cock into your tight little hole once more; reaching that area inside of you that makes you open your pretty little lips for him to shove his tongue down your throat~
He wants to fuck you dumb, for being the little pervert you are. He knows it, little bunny. He knows how much you look at him and fantasise about him 24/7. Maybe he’s not as good as reading faces like Jade, but he’s known you well enough to know what you’re thinking about. You best bet that he’ll degrade you so lustfully for that~ you’ll enjoy it, little bunny. ❤️
Your tall bodyfriend is one of a kind, and he will never let you go for as long as you live under his long arms. Your nature is one of a kind for him, he’s never seen someone like you~ so don’t change for him, okay? Or he’ll pout and miss your dirty little mind to tease!~
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IDIA SHROUD ;
“ O-Oh god— [Name]-shi, do you seriously think of me like that? —.. N-Not that I’m complaining or anything!! It’s just.. hHaa– I’ve always wanted this! “
This boy won’t even hesitate to grab your waist and pull you in close; as you both sat on his bed. Idia grabs your chin, sweating nervously as he swears in his head multiple times over and over again!
He’s just as dirty as you, baby. He’s fantasised about all of these things about you. Wanting to see you cave into his dirty fantasies, wanting you to see him in the same light as he does. When he knows that you’re perverted for him, sCreAMed inside of his own mind-
Not even kidding, this boy literally had to choke on his drink the moment those words left your lips. Your confession to him broke him into bits, striking him in every place you could imagine. He sits there- dumbfounded, speechless, wHaTeVER yoU thINk—
BOY STUTTERS A LOT. 👏 👏 👏
He can’t begin to imagine undressing you as he touches your body everywhere across all places. And oh god,- your ears.. he will adore them.
Who needs a bunny maid outfit when he can just buy you a maid dress and watch you service him to his pleasure?
Your ears are sensitive, so you don’t let anyone touch them besides Idia and Ortho. Idia understands the feeling of privacy and having to stop people from talking to you just so they couldn’t touch your ears. People ask him a lot about himself and he HATES it—
He doesn’t like the attention, so when he finds out that you disliked it as much as he did; let’s just say it was one of the many things that blossomed inside of him that he could finally gain a girlfriend where they don’t have to communicate to anyone, just him and you together!
And since you’re also really perverted for him, things gotten a lot more dirty than usual. Of course, you’d end up taking the lead the first couple of times. Riding him as he holds onto your hips, blushing madly and moaning out every single time he tries to hold it in~
He’d end up calling you ‘mommy’ many times but oh boy.. the next time you crawl towards him in his gaming chair, he’d stutter a lot, asking what you need and such. But the moment you whisper that you need him.. oh gosh, he pounced on you that day uncontrollably.
“G-god, I’m so sorry, but I can’t hold back.. A-Are you really wanting this? I can stop if you’d like.. Please, oh god this is too good to be true~”
He speaks like a depraved man who had lost contact with all womanly touch, as if he’d been starved his entire life just to have you underneath him like this. But truth be told, you were always here. He’d just never had the courage until you given him the confidence to become a full on dom~ ❤️
He makes you feel so good in bed, though. With his long, slender fingers pushing inside of your pussy as you wretched out a soft moan. He feels his cock throb with excitement as he uses his other hand to feel your soft ears which had you become a whimpering mess for him~
It doesn’t take too long for Idia, but he wants to play with you a bit longer. He wants to do everything right for you, but the more time had passed on, the more he’d gotten even bigger of a ego boost than he had before. His fingers aren’t always used for gaming abilities ;)
With such flexibility, he could easily stretch you out to make you see stars and galaxies as he fucks you with his fingers at a rapid pace to make you cum beneath him in MINUTES.
Idia will hesitantly push into your gushing, wet hole. Swallowing every inch of his thick, cock inside of you as you gasp and pull at the sheets, begging him to slow down.. but he slams right inside of you from impatience~
His dick now fully being inside of you, he grabs your arms and holds them behind your back, Idia leans down to whisper such lewd things into your ears~ he desperately tries to claw at your hair, pulling it back gently to make you feel enough ecstasy until you’re seeing stars in the ceiling~
This man will grab you by the ears delicately, but soon becomes a lot rougher when he behaves in such animalistic ways~ Savanaclaw could never~! /hj
He whines on top of you, grabbing your hips to feel him start cumming inside of you as Idia forcefully grabs your face to shove his tongue inside of you and start having a heated makeout session with you out of his desperation to fill you inside as a whole~
Who needs hentai when he’s got the perfect bunny beastman girlfriend to satisfy his hungry lust and desires every single time~?
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JAMIL VIPER ;
“ Beckon yourself towards your master, [Name]~san. Know your place, that is beneath me and regain your comfort of being my jewel for me to pleasure~ On your knees, now. “
Jamil isn’t necessarily that overfixed upon your sexual side of you. He’s more than welcome to accept it.
Though Jamil may serve you as a malewife-boyfriend and gracious cook and a servant for Kalim during the day, In the night, you become his servant. Feeding into his ego as he fucks you desperately until your cunt is red and completely covered in slick and his cum.
Jamil adores the shy nature of you~ it gives him a chance to expressionlessly grab your waist then suddenly switch to a devilish smirk as he whispers dirty things into your ear. Jamil doesn’t know of your perverted nature until he had caught you peeking in from the door while he was changing his shirt.
Your nosebleed could tell it all, and the way you didn’t even begin to run, instead- you stood there and enjoyed the show~
Jamil knows exactly what to do to make you succumb into his hands like putty. Make you aroused so easily just by having his hands trail up your thighs and tug in your underwear whenever you’re in the cafeteria eating and sitting beside him; others turn to look at you in worry, asking if you’re well— but Jamil’s fingers relentlessly push inside your pathetic little hole and thrusts inside of you while you struggle to remain your composure.
You were so sure that you’d get him back for that! Scolding him as he just looks down at you with a confused face, not even a hint of a smile had been seen. Jamil enjoys toying with you so often~ it’s so interesting to see your emotions and how’d you’d react every single time be brushes it off.
In bed though, oh lord~ you’d be his little bunny pet for him to pleasure. His tongue works around your perfect, pink pussy as he shoves the muscle inside of you again and again; rendering you helpless and utterly intoxicated by pleasure mixing in all at once. You felt so wrong, so dirty but yet somehow.. it felt so right??
You were helpless at his disposal, utterly exhausted from him having to flip you on your stomach and pull his dick out to slam back inside of you again and again; you’re nothing under him, little bunny~
He may serve you during the day in front of Kalim and the other dorm students, but never forget who you belong to. And that is to him, only him.
The fact you don’t even begin to fondle over any other boy besides him makes him so grateful.. your lack of openness towards others besides him makes him trust you, and you trust him~ how romantic!
But not only that, unlike Floyd, Jamil would never even begin to think of touching your ears without your permission. Even as you are dating right now, he wouldn’t care. He’d still ask regardless as he never wants to make you uncomfortable, bunbun~
But even so, his real side is him caring~ but he has such a huge kink for degrading you for being so fucking perverted and cute, making him touch you in places you’d kill for him to have his lips on. Jamil’s scent stains on you day after day, as each night is him cuddling you or fucking you, depending on whatever you’d like~ but just so you know, you’re never getting rid of this man.
He’s locked onto your body, personality, and mind like a puppet and her master. He’s ventured your pussy so many times, it’s impossible for him to stay away from such a delicacy.
Your wetness is more sweeter than any dessert he’s ever made or tasted~ and he’s planning to have more and more as time passes on, because who wouldn’t want a bite of you?~ your precious bunny ears twitch at the thought of him having to go completely nuts over you, pussydrunk on your body as he thrusts erratically and fucks you insanely hard against the creaking bed.
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I loved writing this! However,, I will stay away from the fujoshi business and all because they are a controversial topic and a lot may not like ! Idk rlly know much about it but my friend says it fetishises homosexual men and we don’t really support bad fetishes here,, but if you like it, nobody should attack you, my dear 🙇🌸❤️
Thank you for reading,, I love you all sm and thanks to the wonderful bunny who asked this!
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blackopals-world · 21 days ago
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"Talking about your favorite manga with Idia"
Idia Shroud x femOtaku!Yuu
Warning:Not edited. All the manga titles are made up.
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Yuu had read too many Isekais to not know how how to navigate Twisted Wonderland. They all said the same thing; friendship and power could overcome anything! So far that's worked everytime.
Which was....great.
Perfect as though it was by design.
Okay, not to sound ungrateful but when Yuu was transported to another world she wanted to have a different kind-of story. This was too Shojo for her taste.
Grim and Deuce had recently made a summoning portal in Ramshackle which allowed Yuu to get stuff from her world. It was a blessing to have her old stuff. Especially, her manga collection.
Twisted Wonderland had its own genres of course like; magicless worlds, epic retellings of the Seven, and Dramas about heroes and princesses. They aren't that different from the ones in Yuu's world but they lack the best genre ever.
Yuu gleefully clutched the new copy of "The Villainess will have her revenge" as she rushed from class to the cafeteria when the bell rang. She finally had time to read it after summoning it this morning.
"I don't know why you hold that thing like a baby when you could be carrying me!" Grim whined as they sprinted down the hall.
Yuu wasn't looking where she was going and ran into Ortho holding a stack of books. A painful experience but a learning one. Like, maybe don't run in the halls.
"Sorry Ortho, I was a bit distracted. Are you okay?" Yuu said blushing from ear to ear.
"I'm fine! I'd be more worried about you. You have a one track mind sometimes. Must be fun though!" Ortho sounded chipper as always but his unintentional insults could grat on nerves.
The two picked out there suff and continued in two different directions after Yuu took a moment for her favorite past time. Spoiling Ortho!
See!
She had a two track mind!
Ortho was just like Hector from "My son will be the male lead but I'm the Villain". It made Yuu want to spoil him more. Too bad that the genre was not sci-fi.
When Yuu finally sat to read she realized that this wasn't her book. It was a book on coding! She must have been too distacted by Ortho's cuteness to notice. Which can only mean HE has it!
Yuu grieved the lost of her precious to the one Otaku she can never beat. Idia Shroud! Idia was a rival of sorts but not in the annoying minor antagonists way though, in a "His power level is too high but one day I will defeat him" way.
That is to say, they are good friends who play games and watch anime together on weekends.
But that didn't mean he can take her manga out from under her!
She was about to charge to his dorm to get it when the bell rang for lunch to end. Yuu sighed and trudged to class seething.
She sent Idia a string of texts in a creepy deep speech font.
"G̴̨̗̞̟̲̘̟̽̾̅̌̏̾̌i̷̱̓̒̾v̷̡̙͖̔͜e̸̛̗̣͚̠̦͕̫͙̱̪̝̳̮̭̊̈̂͛͛͗͐̔̄̈́̂ ̷̪͇̜̣͍̋̌̀̓͐̾͛̐͗̏̀̒̓̚͠i̷̯̺̤̻̭͕̬̟̤̅͋͂̾̉̓͂̚͠t̶͚̜͎͂̑̈͛̽̏͛̈́̄̚̚͜͠ ̵̩̮̗̂b̵̨̨̢̧̨̢̛̛̦̮̻͇̺͇͕̥͗̈́͌̾ä̸̧̙̬̝̣̱̱̺̟̽̏̏̐͋̓͑̀̾͋͐̃̚͝c̸̘̬̮͈͚̫͌̒͗͋̌́͌͂͑̅̂̌̃̈́͘k̴̨̨̛̹̬̥̯̳̰̙͓̫̹̲̃͋̉́͝͝"
"G̴̨̗̞̟̲̘̟̽̾̅̌̏̾̌i̷̱̓̒̾v̷̡̙͖̔͜e̸̛̗̣͚̠̦͕̫͙̱̪̝̳̮̭̊̈̂͛͛͗͐̔̄̈́̂ ̷̪͇̜̣͍̋̌̀̓͐̾͛̐͗̏̀̒̓̚͠i̷̯̺̤̻̭͕̬̟̤̅͋͂̾̉̓͂̚͠t̶͚̜͎͂̑̈͛̽̏͛̈́̄̚̚͜͠ ̵̩̮̗̂b̵̨̨̢̧̨̢̛̛̦̮̻͇̺͇͕̥͗̈́͌̾ä̸̧̙̬̝̣̱̱̺̟̽̏̏̐͋̓͑̀̾͋͐̃̚͝c̸̘̬̮͈͚̫͌̒͗͋̌́͌͂͑̅̂̌̃̈́͘k̴̨̨̛̹̬̥̯̳̰̙͓̫̹̲̃͋̉́͝͝"
ψ N̷̘̲͂͑o̸̽̚��͔̥̦̪͕̋ ψ
"Č̷͔̤͉͎̋͌͛̈́̀̅̂̀͘u̴̟̗̭̫̩͕͚͗̿͌͂̚r̷̝̰̄͌̀͒̆̋͗̃̓̓̾s̴̹͔̈́̀͠͠e̵͈̪͓̼̋̽͑̂͝ ̶̧̗̻̠̰̜̪̠̟̪̞̰̍̅̄͜ȍ̷̡͔̼̰͋̇̓̾̌͘͜n̴̫̭̪̩͙̩͇̱͚͍͈̋̑̊͋̑̊̽̉ͅ ̶̧͖̭̮̞̤̖̲͍̭̰̙͈̀̍͒̂͛̐̐͘ý̷͓̻̲͈͓̒͗́̄̐͘o̸̡̪͈͓͕̘̜̹͌́͛̿̑͗ų̴̢͔̮̤̫̯̰̹͕̦̳̣̱͆͑̓ͅ ̸̡̨̛͉̣̬̯̒͑̀̿̈́͛̔͝Ş̷̢̬͍͚̯͑̃̈͑̽ḧ̷͍͓̺̻̥́̿̈́r̶̫̩̘͍͍̭̠̝̪̞̜̀̕ͅͅo̸̢̖̬̭̭̞͙̥̊͂́̏̍̾̔̔̎͝ü̵͔̙̖̫̝̓̓̉̽͠ḑ̶̦̱̬̪͕͖̩̪̖̬͇̅͛̅͌̂̊̑͠,̷̗̙̲͙̫̮̉̚��̙̹ ̴̛̹̥̑̉̉̑c̷̪͓̻̤͎̽̆̆͋͘ơ̶̹̮̗̭̦͖̩̤͙͓̌̃̍̀̔͆́́͒̂̈́̕̕̚u̷̺̻̬̹͐̆̕ŗ̷̛̩͉͖̤̬̟̬͌̐͒̂̂͊̈́̓͑̚͘͝͠ͅͅş̸̦͈̥̲͇̠̫̜̪̻͍̆̀̂͛̆́̄̏̍̋ͅͅe̶̡͈͚͙̤̲̳̬͖̯̪̗͕̤̮̅̔̌̿̊͐͛͋͛͒̔͠ ̷̧̨̺̪̰̺̖̜̱̳͉̜̠̝̔̒͆͐͑̾̈́͗̀̏͑͒̀́̔f̴̨̯̩͓̼͔̻̙̪̞̹̬͔́͒͒͌̈̅̓̔͌͋͜ͅo̶̡̜͖͔͎̭̯̩̹͖̦͖̗̘͑̽̈̋͗̕͜ŗ̷̨̰̥̯͓̠͖͚͙̼̠̠͖͊̀̃̒͘ ̷̺̦̅̄͗͌́͊1̵̧͓̙͍͙̙͚̘͓͋̊̊̃̾͜͜0̶̡̛̰̰̜͇͐̇͆̄́̊̉͊̓̄̈́̕͠0̷̧̨͉̯͓͛́͒̌̊̃͌̊̅̑͘͝͝ͅ0̸̜̜̮̗̲̳͔̪̎̂̔͘͝ͅ ̶̢̢̺̥͔̼̌̈̓̃͂̈́͂́̚ẏ̶̬͎͚̹͙͕̥̯͎͈̻͎̳͒͒͐̍ͅȩ̸̋̔͛͆̽͐̀͝͝͝͝a̵̲̟̰̯̍͗͋̓̀͛͂̐̏̃͒̆̈́͗̍r̵̘͓̰͖͉̫̖͐̄̉̀̾̈́̌̊̒̔s̴̳͕͈̘̰̦̙̝̪̠̩̥̈́͂̊̎͑̕͜"
"ψ S̶t̵o̶p̷ ̷t̴r̷y̶i̵n̷g̶ ̷t̸o̵ ̸c̶u̸r̸s̴e̵ ̵p̴e̴o̴p̵l̴e̸ ψ"
"But I want my book! >:("
"The one Ortho brought to me. Knew it wasn't mine. It's so normie it had to be yours."
"HOW DARE YOU! >:0"
"When classes end your ass is mine blue boy!"
True to her word Yuu burst into Idia's room after class was over.
"Normie?! What part of this is normie?!"
"I said what I said." Idia said holding the book.
He was like this this sometimes. Teasing and troublesome like the other boys but only when it was in his room where he was comfortable and with Yuu who he's comfortable with.
"How do you even know that? You've never read the series before! Abigail Nightingale is the best protagonist!"
"It's a standard world with no magic isn't it?" Idia asked flipping through the pages again.
"Absolutely not! This is a Villainess book! The best genre ever! The trope are way different! Books form your world go on and on about how non magic worlds are different and desolate. It's just another version of post apocalyptic that doesn't want to rely on magic."
"Those are the best though. It's about the struggle to survive and use technology to further life." Idia whined like he always did then his favorites where mocked.
His instrest was peaked however. He had never heard of Villainess manga. He didn't really read shojo anymore, the protagonists were boring and sparkly.
"What is the book about?" Idia asked giving back the book.
Yuu immediately went to grab the rest of her collection. She squealed in excitement as she dragged Idia to sit down next to her as she flipped through the pages of book one. They sat shoulder to shoulder well almost Idia was really tall.
"Well it's about this girl Abigail-thats her there. And this guy Fabian. They are engaged but he betrays and kills her. It's real dramatic as he stabs her the trys to throw her off a cliff!" Yuu said delighted.
"He kills her? Why?" Idia asked distressed. Why would someone do that.
"That the thing he was cheating on her with her little sister Barbara. Abigail would never allow it but her father would if Abigail dissappeared."
"Her own father?"
"Her own father." Yuu said gravely
"It's a conspiracy but she doesn't know that. Fabian tried to fake an assassination on her but she grabbed his arm before she falls and says 'If I should die, so shall you my love. If I shall die I shall haunt you till death takes you.' and she falls alone"
"What?! It ends there?!" Idia yelked panicked.
During their talk Idia managed to pull Yuu into his lap as they read. His head tucked over her shoulder to get a good view of the page. It was cozy.
"Let me get the next book."
Reluctantly, Idia let go mortified when he realized what he was doing. His hair turned a bit pink.
Yuu didn't seem to notice when she returned, she plopped right back onto his lap and got comfortable again.
" In the next book, she survived the fall but at a cost. Her face is disfigured and scarred. So, she plots her revenge. She gets a vision, and it shows her the truth of her world. She is a character in a story. She is the villain, and her sister is the lead."
"That's bullshit. She was sleeping with her fiance." Idia grumbled and mumbled into Yuu's shoulder.
Yuu blushed as she noticed the feeling of Idia's lips near her neck as he talked to himself.
"Yeah, that's the point of the genre. It points out the usually the person made to be the villain is usually right. It points out the unreliable narrators of the "original" story. They can break promises and betray others but they get to be heroes. You're a bad guy for telling them no. Everything bad isn't their fault it's someone else's and they have to pay their price. It's not fair that someone else discides your fate and you have to follow it." Yuu sighed
It was clear it bothered her. Life in this world seemed to pull her towards staying here, just like in her manga. She wanted to rebel against that just because she felt trapped. But is that what she wanted? It confused her.
Idia didn't know the depth of Yuu's inner conflict but he knew her well enough to know when she was upset. He cautiously wrapped an arm around her waist in a sort of hug. It's harder for him to purposely initiate contact but Yuu appreciated it.
Idia marveled at the thought of these books understanding what he believed. Happily ever after is relative. No one can be happy forever and happiness comes at the cost of others. But this series made him believe that change was possible and Yuu made him believe that while happiness is not a constant it could last.
They spent the night laughing, ranting, and gushing over their favorite scenes. Unfortunately, they could binge the whole series so they had to schedule more of their reading sessions.
Yuu reminded a bunch of other series to read when they finished like "The Villainess who loved the Evil Emporor", "My Husband will be King", and "Hands off my son evil woman!"
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sober-pepper · 27 days ago
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Idia: *Threatening random students*
Yuu: What on earth are you doing?
Idia: Attempting to be social. Support me.
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twistedmischieftales · 2 months ago
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Idia and Y/n: *standing up against the wall together, holding hands*
Idia: *casually taking a sip of his drink*
Y/n: *looking at their phone to pass the time*
Ace: *walks by but stops when he notices they are holding hands*
Ace: Wow...About time you two started dating!
Y/n: *looks up from their phone in confusion*
Y/n: Wait what?
Idia: *spits out his drink in shock*
Idia: WE'RE DATING!?!
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noirezki · 4 months ago
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Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quotes
Mc: I love you!
Idia: I need some..time and distance..-
Mc: Why? Do you want to calculate velocity?
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ladyorchidia · 2 months ago
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A headcanon where f!crush invite herself to spend the night at idia's room and HIS bed, because there is no way she is sleeping on the floor.
ramdomly confess to him while lying on his bed (couldnt find a better time) and patiently waiting for his answer
I pray for the school...as it will get burned down-
Thank you for requesting this anon, I hope it isn't too late than you wished it to be.
Warning(s) : arson, cursing/cussing/swearing (Idk what you want to call it but basically 'bad words'), they're not exactly bad words they're simply 'repulsive' or 'dirty' in a way. spoilers for idia's backsory [no angst just CRACK]
...
SNIFFFFFFF-
Pairing(s) : Idia shroud x f!reader
Idia receives an unexpected visit from his crush (Head canon)
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this was meant to be a normal day. But of course, why wouldn't you kick down his door and yell like a maniac :
"I'M SLEEPING HERE WETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT SUCKER !"
idia.exe has stopped working please restart
Luckily he was too shocked and speechless about the whole situation that even his hair took time to process what ever the fuck was happening right now.
When he did realize....
Oh boy.
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"We are currently witnessing Night Raven College getting burned to a 54˚C fire, most students are outside receiving medical attention. More on this later, I am Lady Orchidia and I don't get payed enough for this bullshit-"
why...?
Why would you do this...?
Anyways, he was basically loading like a computer receiving slow WIFI. He then turned into a bugging mess and fidgeted all over the place, for those who are curious this is how he sounded like :
W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-what ?! U-u-u-u-u-u-u-u...
Practically transformed into Wattpad (y/n) 2.0
Since this is boring I'll directly skip to the good part where you both head to sleep because it's difficult as hell to make this no friends dude have rest at all.
You rest in HIS bed and Idia is far too embarrassed to sleep in the same bed as you like what in the fanfiction is this-
At some point he ends up listening to your endless nagging of : please, please, please, please, please, etc
Afterwards, his ego starts to build up and he grins like an evil villain who constantly goes MUAHAHAHA cause they gotta go emo once in their arc.
He's insecure but at the same time feels hella confident like this men is a mix of hades with a guy who's just shy and depressed.
"I love you Idia, just so you know."
...
GIRL WHAT THE HELL-
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"We are all here today, celebrating the life of Idia who practically didn't do anything in the game besides kidnapping students and creating an android to replace his very dead brother-"
Idia stans please don't come at me.
F I T A L I T Y
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Hope you liked it.
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cottagecores-writing · 2 months ago
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Self indulgent Idia hcs.
Idia when his s/o is sad
-Doesn’t know at all what to do. Doesn’t know how to handle the situation at all tbh? But, he rly wants to help!
-I don’t think he would explicitly ask you what’s wrong? I have no basis for this, I just don’t think he would.
-Idia wouldn’t push himself onto helping you. If you stay by yourself, I don’t think he’d rly do anything. He’d let you be by yourself. Unless you isolate yourself for periods that are unhealthy/not normal for you. Then he might pay you a visit.
-However if you stay in his room, he might put on a very like light hearted anime. Something with rly no sad themes or something. I think Idia would always have his partner’s favorite snacks. So, his way of comforting you is to kinda just distract you from whatever is making you upset
-Idia would let his s/o vent to him. But, don’t expect any sort of responses. Idia doesn’t want to say anything wrong. He loves his partner dearly and doesn’t want to make you any more upset than you already are.
-Idia also sends you a lot of memes. Can’t convince once me otherwise.
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treysimp · a month ago
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Do You Wanna Make Out On My Couch? (Explicit Remix)
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Side: Ignihyde (Idia)/AMAB!Reader (Reader has a penis)
Idia/AFAB!Reader
The time has come, lovely readers, for a spicy conclusion.
This is a continuation of the work "Do You Want to Make Out on My Couch (Part 4)". Said fic is also included below if you want to re-read the beginning or this is your first time seeing this work.
Reader not described other than their junk, and pronouns are not used for them.
Warnings: Explicit sexual content, M/M sexual relations, handjobs, questionable use of the word "smoocharoo", ask to tag for more.
SFW Works in this series:
Savannahclaw | Scarabia | Octinavielle | Pomefiore | Ignihyde | Heartslabyul | Diasomnia
To skip straight to the action, scroll to the second picture of Idia, thanks!
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“…are you okay? Did you like… hit your head or something?”
Idia flatly questioned you, his shoulders shrugged up to his ears and his eyes narrowed into a suspicious glare. It was very him to be so blasé and sarcastic at the first sign of vulnerability, but you had to admit you were a bit hurt. You were putting yourself out there, you know?
“Are you really going to pretend that I am not into your cringe ass at this point? Who do you take me for?” You spat, crossing your arms with a huff. If he was going to play dumb, you were simply going to drive him into a corner until he couldn’t.
“Cringe? You’re cringe! You couldn’t even beat BloodScorne without my help, and you put it on easy mode!” He threw back, his glare melting into a sardonic smile that showed off the razor-sharp teeth behind his cool-tinted lips. “Fake gamer.” He finished with a shrug, looking ridiculously pleased with himself. 
“I can and have beat it! I just did that so you’d spend time with me, moron!” Oh this bitch, you were going to kill his skinny ass.
“Moron! Are you kidding me? You’re the moron! Asking me to make out with you out of nowhere when I’m clearly in love with you, how stupid can you get?” 
Your expression curled into a smirk equally as fast as Idia’s face fell in horror.
“So you’re in love with me?” You ask triumphantly. An eyebrow quirked in mock derision. You tilted your head to the side in faux-curiosity. And this guy says he’s a genius, pfft.
“Ah…” eyes wide, shoulders trembling and hair flickering pink at the tips, Idia suddenly finds the ground under his shoes incredibly interesting. 
You could barely hear him mumble, “What does it matter? You’re never going to reciprocate so…” he signed, "...why even try?"
You inhaled through your nose and out through your mouth. Okay, so it was the self-hate thing. You could work with that.
“Idia. Do you think I go around propositioning randos every damn day?” You say, your eyes crinkling at the corners at the idea. 
Part of why you both got along so well was because of how badly you both were when it came to relationships. It was a common topic of your late-night bitching sessions: 'what awkward thing did you do today?' or 'do you wanna hear this dumb thing I did as a kid' or 'wow I relate to this anime I just watched, it's about this loser gamer who gets a harem' (okay that last one was just Idia).  
His jaw snapped shut. Of course, he didn’t think you went around hitting on strangers! But how could… someone like you… and him…
“Why me?” He asked, “Out of all of your options how could it possibly be me?” He almost felt like crying in disbelief. If he were you... He would never...
“Because we have a lot in common. And because I like oblivious assholes apparently.” You say, rubbing your forehead. You felt a headache coming on.
Feeling driven into a corner, Idia stood in silence. He had imagined this scenario so many times, he had run the calculations in his mind over and over but they never gave him good results. Even in his fantasies, he failed.
Try as he might, Idia was quickly running out of excuses, and the intentional evenness of his voice was long-lost in his squeaky attempts at arguments. 
“Look,” you sigh, “I promise this smoocharoo won’t kill you.” You punctuate your sentence with a wink, which did nothing to calm down Idia as you gently tugged on the sleeve of his hoodie.
“Very funny.” He replies flatly. “I almost died, you know.”
You laughed, “Yeah, that would have been a shame.” 
“...I wouldn’t mind seeing you in that suit again though.” You mumble mostly to yourself, but Idia 100% heard you. 
Coincidentally, Idia was also suddenly overcome with the thought of how you would look in formal wear, like if you were to go to a wedding together - ah, no no no not going there! Shut the fuck up, brain Idia! SHUT UP! 
Noticing his distress, you took the opportunity to lean forward to rest your forehead on his. As you suspected, it felt like a furnace. You frowned. 
“Do you have a fever or something? Is that why you don’t want to kiss me?” He had already admitted to liking you, what's the hold-up?
Idia shook his head aggressively, flame hair splaying out frantically at his denial. He paused for a moment and took a deep breath, taking in your features and how soft your skin felt against his own. Your eyes gleamed in the dim light, teeth sparkling as you laughed at his frantic head motion and he was hit with a slight scent of mint from the gum he had given you earlier. What would you taste like? Would you also taste like that gum? 
Unthinkingly moving despite his previous over-the-top protests, Idia let that intrusive thought carry himself to your lips in a feather-light peck. 
Your eyes widened, but just as he was about to apologize for his sudden change of mind, you pulled him back in place.
Anime and manga said that kisses felt like marshmallows and tasted like lemon, but he couldn’t say he agreed. 
This one, right here right now? It was mint, and something else warm and wet and entirely unique, but certainly you. He inhaled through his nose as you both continued your soft and shy kisses. 
His hands threaded through your hair to pull you closer and he wondered if all of this was just a very realistic dream. You both separated for a moment, eyes half-lidded and breath coming out in short puffs that were lightly defined in the cold air. 
“Are you going to let me inside?” He asked, feeling newfound confidence pulse through him as he nibbled at your ear. 
He felt the sharp inhale you took against his neck, and he couldn’t help but smile. He was the one making you act like this. No one else. Just him. 
Pulling away from his embrace, you slowly nodded as you opened the door to Ramshackle to let you both inside. 
Idia followed you silently with his hands in his pockets. Despite how warm he felt, burying himself in his hoodie let him think for a moment. He wished you both were in his room right now instead. It would be way more comfortable than… this. 
He supposed that you’re not supposed to complain when the hottest commodity on campus is coming onto you, though. Not that he would dare. As much as he liked to complain, he did like you more… not that he would ever say it out loud.  
You physically pull Idia out of his thoughts when you push him onto the couch gently. He lands with a soft thud and a squeak of surprise. 
Idia really could be cute sometimes, huh? 
You climbed onto his lap, looking down at his face and slowly taking in all of his features. His kohl-lined eyes, his dark lips, the flickers and waves of his hair, you loved all of it. 
It was hard not to stare at him sometimes, his beauty was so otherworldly and yet somehow the only other person who took notice was a damn ghost! 
Not that you minded the lack of competition. 
“Idia…” you breathed, lowering your face down so that your lips almost skimmed his again, “...are you okay with this?” You asked. 
You had been incredibly forward this whole time, but you didn’t want this thing to be one-sided. As much as you would be disappointed, you would back off if he asked. You’ve waited this long, after all. 
Idia was silent, pointed teeth worrying over his lower lip. He seemed to be having a very heated internal debate, but you let him stew in silence for a moment. It was okay not to rush him, as much as you wanted to. 
Finally, with a look of determination, Idia placed his hands on either side of your hips and ground up against you, a whine slipping from his mouth while the rose color that had been dip-dying his hair began spreading slowly upward. 
“Haah…” he exhaled with a hiccup, watery eyes looking up at you pleadingly. 
“Please, don’t stop.”
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What little self-control you had left hanging by a thread snapped when you felt Idia grinding into you from below. You had a pretty good track record of holding your lust at bay so far, but feeling the quickly stiffening bulge in his pants made you grow harder in-turn, and you weren’t sure how much patience you had left.
“Idia,” you groaned, grinding yourself down on him, desperately trying to memorize the pathetic look on his beautiful face.
“What do you want me to do?” You said, unable to hide the ecstatic smile that spread across your face.
Idia’s eyes were closed as he pushed even harder up into you, a slight sheen of sweat on his skin. You stroked his cheek to grab his attention, and he blearily returned your gaze, golden eyes shining brightly. 
When he saw you looking down at him, he gave you that classic smug smile that always made your heart skip a beat, and his grip tightened on either side of you. 
“Oh? Now you want to hear what I think? That’s not very like you.” he said breathily, trying to keep himself from melting into a puddle at the sudden influx of physical affection.
“Can I touch you?” You asked, grinding down with a smooth sway that made Idia choke. He murmured the quietest ‘uh-huh’ you ever heard in your life. Grinning, you hopped off his lap and began unzipping his pants as fast as your shaking hands would allow.
After finally unbuttoning, unzipping, and pulling his pants down (with Idia helpfully pushing his hips up to help with a whine) you could see the proper outline of him covered by his boxers. 
Swallowing thickly, you pushed his boxers down in a rush to answer the curiosity that was gnawing away at you.
His dick was veiny and so, so firm. He was long and lean with a tip that matched the blue of his lips.
You had to have him.
With as gentle a hand as you could manage in your excitement, you stroked the silk softness of his dick with the pads of your fingers. Relishing in the shiver that crossed his body, you idly played with the trail of hair from his navel to his bush. Idia’s hand swatted you in slight annoyance and you couldn’t help but laugh at his reaction to your teasing.
“God, you’re so fucking annoying,” Idia groaned with a slight buck of his hips. “Are you a sadist or something?’ 
Stroking his velvet skin up and down and up and down, it felt like you could feel the blood rushing to his length in real-time as you watched his balls twitch from the pressure. Maybe you were a sadist? Only because he was so cute like this, though.
You didn’t want to rush him, but you also had to feel him as soon as you could.
“Idia, can I fuck you?” You whisper into his ear as you continue your soft strokes. You idily wondered if that Idia’s eyes might get stuck with they way rolling into the back of his head from the sensation.
“Ah… you... yes… please…”
You squeezed him just a bit harder, “Idia, louder.”
“Please, please fuck me!” He gasped, hips spasming to chase the high of your tight grip. You laughed and kissed him on the forehead.
“Alright. Turn over Idia. Show me yourself.”
Hair fully burning pink, Idia rose to his knees, finally pulling off his shirt and hoodie to get them out of the way. Positioning himself ass out, presenting himself to you... he was gorgeous. 
How many times have you pumped your hand over yourself thinking about this? You licked your lips and lightly traced his hole with your finger, feeling a thrill at seeing him pucker from the touch.
Idia looked back at you pathetically, eyes watery. You swallowed audibly, fuck. How long were you going to be able to keep this up?
“If you’re going to keep teasing, I’ll just top instead,” he said with a huff. 
His trying to talk back to you was so precious considering how much of a quivering mess he was. You couldn’t wait for him to make good on that promise, but not today.
You spat on his asshole and began massaging the slick around him. You spent time just barely dipping your finger inside of him every so often. Just enough of a pressure on his soft muscles to make sure that he kept whining. 
You could hear him whimper your name every so often, and each time he did you weren’t convinced that you would cum in your pants right there, but you bit your lip firmly. 
If you were going to cum anywhere… it was…
“God, will you fuck me already?” Idia snapped, sassy voice trying to cover his quivering legs as you had graduated to slowly pumping your first two fingers in and out of him.
Giggling, you leaned over his back and licked the shell of his ear enticingly, “Would you prefer I go in dry, gorgeous?” 
Idia gasped quietly in response, but you could feel him tighten around your fingers. Okay, filing that idea away for next time too.
Finally freeing your dick from your pants, you immediately got around to tracing your tip across the creases of Idia’s ass. His moans were getting louder and his words were increasingly babbled and frantic. It was a combination of your name, begging for your cock, insults, and absolute nonsense. You couldn’t wait to fuck the brains out of him.
Slowly easing yourself in, you felt like you were being sucked in by each soft inch of him. He was so hot, so tight, just like he was made for you.
“You okay?” You asked. Idia nodded wordlessly, his eyes screwed shut as you saw a single bead of sweat fall from his forehead.
“You feel so good… do you want me to move?” 
“P-please! Please move!” He groaned, pushing his ass as far into you as he could, desperately seeking every inch of you he can fit. Well, it was rude to keep him waiting, right?
You slowly began snaking your hips back and forth in a slow rhythm, digging your nails into Idia’s hips as you licked your lips at the sight. 
You wanted to see him come undone on your cock, you wanted him to beg for you, god you wanted to see him in every position you could bend him in and get him covered in every fluid he would allow. 
You didn’t realize how much your mind had wandered until you noticed just how much noise Idia was making. His hands were balled up on the couch below you as his moans became higher and higher pitched with each swing of your hips. 
You leaned forward to kiss between his shoulder blades and wrapped your hand around his dick, looping your thumb and pointer finger around his balls like a cock ring. 
With a sadistic grin, you whispered to him, “Do you want to cum, baby? Do you think you deserve it?”
Idia’s head shook wildly from side to side.
“No, I don’t-! I don’t, but I need it, please! God, I hate you!” He sputtered, uselessly pushing his hips forward into your hand. 
You chucked as you loosened your grip and began pumping his length in earnest, matching the pumps of your hand to your increasingly messy thrusts.
“Then cum.” You whisper, leaning in and biting a meaty bit of his shoulder, pistoning your hips desperately as you chase your release.
You felt Idia’s balls tighten as his release sputtered forth to cover your hand. You immediately withdrew it and pulled out to pump yourself above him, using his cum as lube to get you to your finish.
With a groan, you came on his lower back. Your eyes half focused from the overwhelming sensation of just how fucking HOT that all was.
Slowly lowering yourself Idia again, you kissed across his shoulders and whispered sweet nothings into his ear. 
His chest was heaving, and while he wasn’t moving, his little chirps and moans and ‘thank yous’ made you relieved to think that he enjoyed it as much as you did. 
Leaning back on your gross couch, you spend a moment catching your breath before finally hopping to your feet. 
You went to your counter and grabbed a spare paper towel. Hissing through your teeth at the sensitivity of your dick as you cleaned yourself off and then tossed the rag into the trash.
Grabbing a new towel and wetting it slightly under the sink, you went over to gently clean up Idia as well. You smoothed his sweaty hair from his face, and this might be the most beautiful you had ever seen him. Leaning over to give him a light kiss on the nose, you smile fondly at your dumb nerd.
“Hey…” he says pathetically, smiling up at you with a sweet and exhausted face.
“Hey,” you reply, gently cleaning him up.
“Same time next week?” You tease, causing Idia to slap your shoulder.
“Fuck you,” he murmurs tiredly.
“Maybe next time.” You counter, softly kissing him on the lips and dragging him to bed after dressing him in a pair of your pajamas so you can both hold each other for the rest of the night.
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Cringemaster Idia is here, babes! Next chapter I will post is the AFAB version.
For what it is worth, both are written completely separately so you will experience a very different sex scene in each version (the opening is the same though).
Love you readers, let me know who you want to see next!
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