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#Dick grayson
trashcattt · 2 days
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yEaH “wHaT iF”
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gffa · 1 day
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LMAO someone give Dick Grayson a medal for understanding that when Bruce stalks you and asks to take your blood, it's his way of showing he loves his kid.
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ditzybat · 2 days
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the lego batman movie reads like it was written by jason and tim mocking bruce and dick, like you can’t tell me the batjokes isnt there to piss bruce off, courtesy of tim, or the whole scaly panties thing isn’t jason making fun of the robin uniform
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deansxharley · 3 days
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listen, i have no idea what’s currently canon in dc comics and i really don’t care to BUT regardless of what continuity we’re in, i think jason todd might be the funniest character of all time. just the biggest hypocrite ever and i’m obsessed. like, so many people have pointed out how crazy it is to be pissed off at tim for replacing him as robin when he literally replaced dick while dick was still alive, but then to go and parade around bludhaven as a murderous nightwing while dick is (again) very much still alive and THEN form a team with dick’s ex girlfriend and best friend??? jason todd is THE definition of “replacement” or what the fuck ever he calls tim and i actually find it so funny. stay crazy girl <3
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incorrectbatfam · 3 days
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Jason: We do this the old-fashioned way
Jason: *pulls out a Molotov cocktail*
Dick: How did you make that so fast?!
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starspilli · 13 hours
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laundry day
(pls click for better quality!)
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yrkhn · 16 hours
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his little boy!!!!
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ghost-bxrd · 3 days
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Prompt:
Jason (maybe on a dare, maybe because he’s loopy etc.) calls Bruce (or any of the Bats, really) to tell him he loves him.
Bruce is convinced Jason is either dying or about to.
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frappegoddess · 3 days
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Bruce Wayne uses his kids to threaten Lex Luthor, whilst simultaneously being the biggest drama queen known to man
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*At a gala*
Brucie: Dick, I've trained you for this moment, make me proud.
Dick: *Brings a posse of reporters and approaches Lex to expose him for his most heinous plans*
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Lex: Damian can't drink that, it's alcoholic. You should not have kids Brucie.
Bruce: *Sues Lex for harrassment*
Also Bruce: *Wins and let's it become the Gotham Gazette's biggest headline*
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Tim: *Hacks Twitter and posts drunk pictures of Lex*
Also Tim: *Makes sure Lex can't access all his social media accounts or sue for defamation*
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Damian: *Curses Lex in Arabic*
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Steph: *Starts a rumour that Lex Luthor is a furry*
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Lex Luthor: *Tries to sue*
Also Lex: *Always loses*
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Bruce Wayne and the batfam have made Lex Luthor Gotham's public enemy.
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Idea creds to: @tims-missing-spleen
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ahfrickenfrick · 2 days
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the batkids decide play a new game on patrol where they try to yell the most outrageous thing jumping into a fight
bruce bans the game after stephanie runs into a crowd of bystanders and muggers yelling
‘bienvenue power bottoms!’
and it causes jason to crash into a power pole from how hard he was laughing
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batfamgalore · 2 days
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*Batbros on a road trip and halfway through they open the trunk to get a bag and find a random man in there*
Tim: Oh my god.
Jason: Whoah.
Dick: Did you not put him in there, Damian?
Damian: No, I did not.
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violent138 · 23 hours
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The idea of the Batkids doing normal people things while suited up is hilarious to me, you know, like Red Robin and Spoiler making the 9 o'clock news while racing through a grocery store because they totally forgot to get the things Alfred asked them to bring for the family dinner. Or Damian and Dick swinging into the Bludhaven Zoo mid-patrol because Dami really wanted to see the new baby tiger. Red Hood buying lemonade from a kid's stand and then standing there awkwardly messing with his helmet, trying not to hurt the kid's feelings. Black Bat, on a particularly tiring day randomly appeared in the nosebleeds of the ballet hall and started sniping phones out of people's hands. Or Signal and a deeply irritated Batman changing out a blown-out tyre in some back alley, earning amused looks.
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marskiiii · 1 day
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i officially love robin....
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incorrectbatfam · 2 days
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The batfam's time machine breaks down in the past
Lucky for them, there's an ancient Sumerian copper merchant happy to sell them the parts
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mysterycitrus · 1 day
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it’s soooo interesting how dick graysons oversexualisation coincides with the retcon that he’s now a romani man — a demographic that has always been oversexualised and dehumanised. it’s soooo crazy the thrice survivor of sexual assault keeps getting ugly covers all about his ass. its wiiiiild how bruce wayne— a character whose alter ego is purposely sexualised — is never treated this way. damn, can’t imagine why
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sansnomp4 · 3 days
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Hu...Bonsoir ?
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