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skylarinfinity · 5 months

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[spot try to attack spiderman male reader]

male reader : [dodging spot attack] who are you? and why the hell you attacking me?!

spot : i'm the spot-

male reader : aww my cat name also spot!

spot : what-

[male reader pull out white with black spotted kitten from inside his hoodie]

male reader : see, he even look like you! [smile]

tags lists @sonicqaulan @graysonfriggason @thebettermaximofftwins @sloanalistair @acienthazard @starlinggoldeneyes @ortegaolsen @wednesdaywanda @sandwichmarvel @gardenofmarvel @wanda-cabin-natasha-jacket @panandinpain0 @badblondebisexualboy

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fromjannah · 11 months

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ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE + the onion headlines (2/?)

#across the spiderverse #atsv #spiderverse #miles morales #miguel o'hara #hobie brown #gwen stacy #peter b parker #pavitr prabhakar #jefferson davis #the spot #the onion #the onion headlines #memes #incorrect quotes #jannah speaks

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superbat-love · 2 months

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Clark: Bruce, can I ask for a reaaally tiny favor?

Bruce: What is it, Clark?

Clark: How do you feel about a new addition to the Cave? You know, since it’s mostly just you and Alfred. Alfred wouldn't mind some extra company, would he?

Bruce: Alfred enjoys his peace and quiet. Now spit it out.

Clark: Okay, okay! I found a little bat earlier today. He seemed injured and his wing was probably clipped by a car. I patched him up at home, but he needs a safe place to recover. You have plenty of... uh... "bat-friendly" facilities in the Cave, right?

Bruce: My facilities are for surveillance and crimefighting, not wildlife rehabilitation.

Clark: Come on, Bruce! Look at this little guy! [shows him a picture of a fluffy bat with a bandaged wing on top of a Batman pillow]

Bruce: ...It is rather small.

Clark: See? You won’t even notice him! He'd be right at home with the other bats. They can be bat buddies!

Bruce: My "bat buddies" are not pets, Clark. They are wild animals that I try to maintain a respectful distance from.

Clark: Pleaaase? Think about how scared this bat will be out there all alone! He’s just a baby, Bruce! And an orphan.

Bruce: ...

Clark: ...So?

Bruce: ...Fine. But if this bat crashes into my monitors, you're taking full responsibility.

Clark: Yes! Thanks, Bruce! You won't regret this. BB is a very well-behaved bat, you’ll love him. He’d make a great bat spy one day!

Bruce: A Superbat. Cute.

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equestriagirl16 · 11 months

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Luke: Sorry MC, Angels do crazy things when they miss someone.

MC: *picking him up* You wanna know a secret?

Luke: What?

MC: I missed you too. *kisses him on the forehead*

Luke: hehehehe!

#obey me #spot the (blatant) reference #obey me shall we date #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me memes #incorrect quotes #obey me luke #obey me mc #obey me x reader #obey me x mc #platonic #purgatory hall #obey me nb #camiposts

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batfamhyperfixation · 1 year

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*Dick hangs up*

Bruce: Huh.

Duke: Uh oh. What's going on, B?

Bruce: Dick usually says "I love you" when we hang up. And then he sings it and then he whispers it. This time he just said, "gotta go, dad"

Cass: Well, maybe... He's gotta go?

Bruce: Yeah, maybe. It just feels like Dick hasn't been around as much lately. Last week, he only came to four out of seven breakfasts, and he missed bat-equitment maintenance day to, and I quote, "train with Wally." He didn't even come over to watch that other unrelated Wayne family on Family Feud.

Damian: Their performance was- survey says- disgraceful.

Bruce: I mean, I don't want to just throw around the D-word but...

Steph: *Gasp* Dracula disorder?

Bruce: Drifting. As in we're all drifting apart. This was my worry when Dick moved out to Blüdhaven, that we'd see him less and less. And then from there, who knows what would happen?

Jason: oh my god, is it me driving him away? I'm always pestering Dick with annoying questions like "How much do you think your arms weigh? Like if you took them off your body and weighed them separately?"

Tim: *gasp* it could be my fault. The other day, when Dick and I went to the movies, I got a small popcorn to share and he said, "I wish you'd gotten a medium."

Damian: well, I know it's not me. I'm amazing.

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gabihime-jegulusseeker · 7 months

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jegulus incorrect quote: James had a quidditch accident

Madam Pomfrey: I'm sorry, sir. We can only allow family to see Mr. Potter at this time-

Regulus: Bold of you to assume I won't marry him on the spot.

James, still very drugged: You tell 'em, honey.

#madam pomfrey #marauders #merodeadores #regulus black #james x regulus #james potter #jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker #madam pomfrey its so done #same situation happened with wolfstar last moon #she loved this kids but they are idiots #regulus would marry james on the spot though #sirius would marry remus too #and she knows it #maybe she is prompting them #marauders incorrect quotes #jegulus incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

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incorrect-spiderverse · 9 months

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*Miles, Pavitr, Hobie, and Gwen chatting*

Spot: "What do you think you’re doing?"

Miles: "We’re TRYING to have a team meeting, thank you very little."

Pavitr: "Yeah! Team ears only."

Spot: " We’re in the middle of a fight!"

Hobie: "And we’re in the middle of a conversation! What don’t you get about that?"

#source: rwby #spiderverse #into spider verse #into the spiderverse #into the spider verse #across the spiderverse #miles morales #spiderverse miles #hobie brown #spiderverse hobie #spiderverse pavitr #pavitr prabhakar #gwen stacy #spiderverse gwen #atsv spot #incorrect spiderverse #incorrect quotes

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bruciemilf · 10 months

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Miles needs his own Sinister Six and I NEED them to be so goddam silly. Half of them are like "I'm not fighting a child are you insane" and the others are "finally, an excuse to punch a teenager"

Specifically:

Adrian, on 10 Monster energy drinks: Hey, your web shooters aren't as fast as last week, everything okay?

Miles: no, I stayed up all night and couldn't figure out what's wrong with them :(

Adrian: alright, let's take a look. Your design is so good!

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Felicia: Hey Junior, wanna annoy Peter B as much as humanly possible?

Miles: Y E S

Felicia: good kid

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Miles: Did you just. Apologize for existing

Harry: I'm sorry I try not to do it

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Spot: You're so petty, honestly. I'm trying to change

Miles: YOU TRIED TO DESINTEGRATE MY UNIVERSE??

Spot: That was 2 hours ago

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Miles: You know I'm 15, right? You punched a 15 year old. A child. As a father.

Flint: Don't.

Miles: Ow. My minor bones are broken. My child self is hurting. I got sand in my teenager baby eyes.

Flint: [sigh]

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Miles:

Kraven, with the creepiest golden eyes: You're Amazing :) The Best Spider-Man :) Fine Trophy, Indeed :)

Miles: MIGUEL. MIGUEEEEEEEL-

#miles morales #adrian toomes #felicia hardy #harry osborn #flint marko #the spot #spot atsv #sergei kravinoff #sinister six #itsv #atsv #text #text post #black cat #green goblin #sandman #the vulture #incorrect quotes

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spacefinch · 3 months

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Data, completely serious: Sir, it has been reported lately that you do, in fact, have tiny paw-paws and a little button nose. Do you care to comment? Spot: Mrrp Data: Riveting Geordi, walking up to them: Am I interrupting something?

#star trek #incorrect quotes #data soong #Geordi la forge #Star Trek tng #spot the cat

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chaoticace2005 · 4 months

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Alastor, starting shit: Husker, if you had to choose between our effeminate fellow and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Husk: …That depends, how much money are we taking about?

Angel: Husky!

Alastor: 63 cents. Oh! And a severed toe.

Husk: …I'll take the money.

Angel: HUSKY!!

Husk: Sorry kid.

Husk:

Husk: You want a toe?

#although if Al was serious husk would probably fight him on the spot #hazbin hotel #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #husk #hazbin hotel husk #huskerdust #husker #angel dust hazbin hotel #angel dust #hazbin hotel memes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes

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skylarinfinity · 3 months

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spot : [launching himself towards spider squad who's ready to defend themselves]

male reader : [been watching the whole thing] you look like mouldy cum.

spot : [trip after heard male reader comment about him] what!?

male reader : [shrugs] what? i'm just being honest.

spot : [try not to cry] you other version from other universe so nice to me... you said i look like your cat who also name spot.

male reader : [gasped and patting his cat] don't insult my spot like that!

author notes here male reader from other universe https://www.tumblr.com/skylarinfinity/735789931211964416/spot-try-to-attack-spiderman-male-reader-male

tags lists @sonicqaulan @graysonfriggason @thebettermaximofftwins @sloanalistair @acienthazard @starlinggoldeneyes @ortegaolsen @wednesdaywanda @sandwichmarvel @gardenofmarvel @wanda-cabin-natasha-jacket @panandinpain0 @badblondebisexualboy @loving-wanda-in-every-universe

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iwozlegit · 23 days

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Incorrect Huskerdust quotes

(Realistically the canon confession we’re gonna get)

Husk: Angel, you remember when we had that chat at the bar and agreed we were better off as friends?

Angel: (naked in Husk’s bed) Can’t say I remember that one…

Husk: (midway through taking his clothes off) Fuck... Me neither.

#𝕰𝖉𝖎𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓: 𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖎𝖘 𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗! 😈#|| crack •#fr though I want them to have like a goofy friendship like this that blooms into something more just at that delicious sweet spot #huskerdust incorrect quotes #incorrect huskerdust quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin angel dust #hazbin husk #huskerdust #angelhusk #casinohearts #vivziepop #@iwozlegit

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fanaticalthings · 2 years

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I think the reason why I like Battinson so much is because I feel like this version of Bruce is the most likely to cry when it comes to like, anything, but especially his kids.

I always make jokes about how all it takes is for one mean comment from his kids for Bruce to start absolutely bawling, but I actually could see this happening with Battinson, but instead of crying when his kids bully him, he just cries when they do, well, anything.

Like this man looks like he's about to cry 24/7, so imagine him with 6 hyperactive, intelligent, sassy and adorable children?? He would not survive, they'd tear him apart, but especially with overwhelming love lmao

Everytime he signs adoption papers, he cries. Doesn't matter if he's done it a million times.

His kids want him to read them a bedtime story? He's holding back tears.

Kids want a hug? Totally not crying haha.

Seeing any of his kids with various accomplishments? Tears of pride, no matter how many achievements they reach.

Kid gently implies they'd like to be left alone? Bruce is immediately all "oh no they hate me I did something wrong what did i do do i apologize should i tell them i love them am i a bad parent-" He def has separation anxiety with all of his kids.

Basically anytime any of them call him "dad"? He's hiding in his study to cry out all the overflowing affection within him.

Like I genuinely feel like this Bruce would be the most emotionally vulnerable with his kids. Like he'd be SO soft with them. I bet he's always happy to do little things for/with them, like brushing their hair, eating breakfast with them, watching TV, playing with Legos, etc.

I could see him being the most attentive father, always being cautious and trying to make sure he's doing everything right as a parent. I need to see him cuddle his kids.

DC needs to let Battinson have a Robin because I know that man would drop anything for his children.

and dont get me started on how absolutely devastated this Bruce would be if one of his kids got hurt (and imagine how anguished he becomes after Jason's death)

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fourraccoonsinacoat · 6 months

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*At their weekly triforce of evil board meeting.*

Ketheric: Araj has some new elixirs she's experimenting with and is asking for a gnoll to test them on.

Durge: No.

Ketheric: What?

Durge: Let me elaborate; tell bitchtits to get fucked.

Gortash: *Snorts*

Ketheric: You have twelve of them! Surely you can spare one?

Durge: "Get fucked. Love, Durge." Write that down and send it to her.

Ketheric: Gods below! I'll go send one of the gnolls, myself!

Gortash: I wouldn't recommend doing that.

Ketheric: Why?

Durge: Because then I'd have twelve gnolls and a dead body.

Gortash: Technically, he's already-

Durge: NOBODY ASKED YOU, ENVER!

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BG3 Incorrect Quotes Masterlist.

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the-realest-spot-conlon · 1 month

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Alright well its long overdue for this

100 notes and I'll finish my slow burn "Shared Dorm Syndrome" by May

150 notes and ill write a newsies fic in the au of the Inheritance Games

300 notes and ill write one for the second book too

1000 ill do the third book as well

1500 ill also do the fourth

100000 and ill do the fifth once it comes out in July

OK I need yall to know that im not rewriting the entire book with the newseis characters but I will put the characters in the plots of each book I'm just not rewriting the whole damn thing

Yall r a fucking pain in my ass you know that?

Update: ok each person is only allowed to do 20 notes

#newsies #spot conlon #92sies #racetrack higgins #sprace #jack kelly #davey jacobs #newsies incorrect quotes #kosa newsies strike #the inheritance games

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maestro030403 · 2 months

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Crosshair: As a whole, this squad babies Omega way too much

Hunter:

Wrecker:

Echo:

Tech *not looking up from his datapad*: Says the one letting her sleep on his lap

Crosshair: you're right *pushes a sleeping Omega off his lap and onto the floor*

#Maybe the old crosshair would do that but no way he'd just push her onto the floor now #poor guy's got a soft spot for the kid #bad batch incorrect quotes #star wars incorrect quotes #the bad batch #tbb crosshair #tbb omega #tbb tech

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