POV you ate shit during the family drama hour and your adopted peepaw needed your dogs help finding the Temple
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'Bhaal disapproves.'
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They really patched in another way to abuse my boy huh
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When Astarion says “I prayed to all the gods. They never answered” and Wyll says “the only thing a god’s ever given me is a cold shoulder” and when Minthara says “there are no gods left for me”
if you even get it.
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"Daddy said it's my turn to play inside the Bhaal temple!"
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tumblr kinda crustified this and the format was already messy so IM SORRY
(also I'm positive someone's done this before but man did I ever wanna draw it)
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Fay: Who did it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
(OATH OF DEVOTION PALADIN)
(DEFINITELY NOT GUILTY)
Wyll: I did. I caused this--
Fay: No. No you didn't. Astarion?
Astarion: Don't look at me. Look at Gale.
Gale: What? I didn't kill her.
Astarion: Huh. That's weird. How do you even know she’s dead?
Gale: Because she’s lying right there, and she’s dead.
Astarion: Suspicious.
Gale: No, it’s not.
Shadowheart: If it matters... Lae'zel was the last to see her.
Lae'zel: Liar! I had nothing to do with this insipid bard.
Shadowheart: Is that right? What were you stalking around camp for, then?
Lae’zel: I was surveying the wilderness for threats. Everyone knows that, k’chakhi.
Wyll: Alright, alright. Let's not fight. She’s dead, let’s give her a proper burial.
Fay: No! Who killed her?
Gale: … Karlach's been awfully quiet.
Karlach: Really, Gale?
Fay: I killed her. I woke to her blood on my hands. I predict that 10 minutes from now, they will be at each other's throats.
Fay: Good.
/end ID]
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Insufferable ex shows divorce photos (very embarrassing)
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Yeah I guess the murder hobo Dark Urge run is cool or whatever but the good Dark Urge run is hilarious because is basically one of those “big city hot shot has accident, gets stuck in middle of nowhere, meets and connects with regular people, and learn to become a better person” stories. Like you’re basically Lightning McQueen in the Cars movie, if Lightning McQueen was the star player in murdering people
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"I prayed to them all. None of them answered."
Which is a line that goes really hard and definitely hit me like a ton of bricks the first time i heard it. But then i started thinking... all of them? Surely he didn't start out praying to the most evil gods; they're hardly saviors. You probably start out praying to the "good" gods because they're good, right? But 200 years of torture and eventually you won't care who you get. Which leads me to believe.
Astarion: dear lord bhaal, please send me an angel. maybe the nicest one you have.
Durge, cackling madly post lobotomy: (:
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'Is that what you ...'
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Local man found part of his dead wife diary on his co-worker desk.
I'm unwell and not normal about this.
This scenario rent free in my head a big while since I had this durgetash ship.
But patch 6 additional dialog push me to draw it.
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I decided to draw my version of the Slayer for Roland. I'm sure that most of the time he behaves like a dog next to Astarion.
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I've seen a lot of people talk about how the game doesn't give you any leeway when you play The Dark Urge, how it makes it very clear that Durge was A Bad Person, but I haven't seen it pointed out that Sceleritas seems VERY well versed in gaslighting the hell out of them and steering Durge away from any doubt or guilt in regards to their actions. Makes me think that they've probably had those types of conversations before because Durge actually always had a soft spot, only it got smaller and smaller in time. I have not had the opportunity to see the Heal cutscene yet, but I've got the butler in my camp now and he had some interesting things to say, like
[Durge: Can you tell me the worst thing I ever did?
Sceleritas Fel: There was one time you gave a beggar some coin while we were en route to the Devil's Fee.
Sceleritas Fel: You didn't kick him or spot on him or anything! I was so shocked I almost fainted!
Sceleritas Fel: I still have nightmares about it to this day. But I'm sure you only did so to lower the suspicions of the Flaming Fist. Surely?]
and it struck me because tossing a coin to a beggar is a bit of a thoughtless act isn't it? You don't put much thought into it, you just see someone in need and you do it. Out of empathy, generosity, something The Murder Incarnate should not be capable of. Sceleritas' uncertainty of Durge's reasoning for it totally convinces me it was NOT intentional. A simple act of kindness that slipped out.
ALSO
[Sceleritas Fel: The only way for a Butler to die is if we are not of use to our Master. But you have always needed abundant assistance.]
They always needed abundant assistance. Why? Because they kept slipping out of Bhaal's grasp? We know they did at least once, with Gortash. Maybe it was not the first time, maybe there are more "Letters of Forgiveness" tucked away somewhere.
To me pre-tadpole Durge is just terribly mindbroken and indoctrinated person hooked onto the sense of safety, purpose and acceptance of their dark side that the cultists and their father give them. Yeah they enjoy murder, gore and all that. That's the curse of their blood, but I don't think they were ever entirely consumed by it. Morality, guilt and empathy have always been there on the edge of their mind. Losing their memories (depending on player choices I know, but bear with me) was what they needed for them to be finally brought forward.
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He’s your biggest fan in a durge playthrough!
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