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Past Life Dark Urge Asks - 7th Edition:

What is the worth of a single mortal life from the perspective of their former self?

How does Durge actually view death? Is it a mercy, a gift, or perhaps just nature's course?

What languages does Durge speak?

How old are they when the game begins? Did their age affect them or how they view the other Chosen in any way?

What was their greatest display of self-control?

Did they ever loose control and what happened when they did?

Being divine and all that might have it side effects. Which one did your Durge have to endure? Did their immunity to poisons perhaps also meant they couldn't use potions or did they have a certain effect on people?

If they could critique one thing about their father and get away scot-free, what would it be?

Did Durge use utensils to eat or did they decide to embrace the old fashioned way bhaal intended?

Speaking off, what's their diet like? Do they actually exclusively do the cannibalism bit or can they be convinced to eat normal food?

ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

“You can't scare me like that again, alright?”

I agree with you so much on the Larian hates Gortash/Durgetash. It's bothering me lowkey tbh.

don't let it bother you.

they're the ones who made Gortash a flat and shallow character who doesn't get a full descent arc like Ketheric.

when I see them mocking him the wilderness and acting like he's just a cartoon villain, I just don't let it bother me because I know the fandom Gortash is superior in every way.

Larian's writing was not the best thing about BG3 either.

it was carried entirely by its amazing combat system.

the story falls apart before the third act tanks it into the abyss anyway.

Oh it just clicked! You masturbate too much!

Can a warrior dedicate too much of his life to the blade?

Having your own OC as your Blorbo is great because you will never have to see a bad Fannon brainrot take or awful but inexplicably popular ship involving them, but also I Have To Do Everything Myself Around Here Augh

I made my own OC meme! :] The goal is to encourage people to think about their characters' word choices in written/spoken dialogue. Blank under the cut!

(the second one is transparent) Feel free to modify and redistribute any way you'd like, just be honest about the source if asked lol

not enough people are into shadowheart/nocturne and it makes me feel insane. like what do you MEAN shadowheart used to beat up people who deadnamed nocturne. what do you MEAN shadowheart would frequently have her memories wiped, but nocturne could get her to remember nocturne in a matter of HOURS if not minutes, and would write on her diary about how happy it'd make her to see the expression on shadowheart's face when she remembered? what do you MEAN that if you give shadowheart the noblestalk, a mushroom so rare and potent there is only ONE of them in the entire game, she doesn't remember her parents or the day with the wolves or the mother superior's name but just nocturne? what do you MEAN nocturne was the one who did shadowheart's hair, and she kept at it until her arms were sore, and even without remembering that at all shadowheart still kept the same canonically hard to redo hairstyle? did shadowheart even like night orchids before their hideout, or did they become her favorite flowers because they were there? were they even actually her favorite flowers, or did she just mix up her attachment to nocturne with attachment to the flowers after forgetting her? hello? hello? can anybody hear me????

positive affirmations for the day: i would intrigue doctor house so much with my mystery symptoms and he would insult me in so many different ways

Love ships where its like some guy with autism and his special interest is his wife

I feel your breath upon my neck / a soft caress as cold as death