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chasingthestarss · 2 days

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James: If you were a flower, I’d pick you.

Regulus: Wouldn’t that kill me?

James: I would water you constantly!

Regulus: Thus drowning me.

James: Well then I’d put you out in the sunniest spot!

Regulus: So I could wither up and die?

James: I’m trying my best okay?!?!!

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stupiddeepp · 2 days

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Regulus *having a minor breakdown*

James *reaching up to wipe his tears*: Hey, it’s gonna be okay.

Regulus *grabs James’ wrist inches before his face*: Don’t fucking touch me.

James: I love you, do it again.

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yourgalgremlin · 2 days

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James: No <3

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not-rab · 5 months

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James: How did you get your brother to co-operate with you?

Sirius: I threatened to reveal his dark secret.

James: Which is what?

Sirius: I have no idea, I was bluffing, but it must be something horrible.

James *nervous sweating*:

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rosemarilee · 5 months

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Marauders raising Harry:

Lily: I have put a charm on my house and James and regulus’ house so that you won’t be able to swear in front of Harry anymore

Sirius: this is tyranny

Remus: we have rights

James: all we are asking is that you don’t swear in front of our 4 year old

Sirius: I would never-

Regulus: that’s a bold-faced lie

Sirius: how do we know this charm is real

James: try it

Sirius: Fork- god ham it

Remus: here let me try

Remus: #%#*%#*%#

Sirius: HA

Lily: *groans*

Regulus: HOW DO YOU KNOW MORE SWEARS THAN MAGIC ITSELF

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t-thathandsomedevil · 29 days

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Regulus: if you do that again, I'll throw you out the fucking window you-

Regulus:

Regulus: what the fuck are you doing?

James: checking how high the drop is, see if it's worth it.

Regulus:

Regulus: you little bitch

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faerycross · 1 month

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regulus: the idea of being perceived 24/7 is unbearable, i could never live with another person

james: we're literally married and live together every day of the week

regulus, visibly annoyed: well you're the exception okay??

james: (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

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teaformoony · 1 month

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regulus: do NOT tell james about this

remus: you want me to LIE to james???

regulus: is that a problem?

remus: lol no

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gayastrophilehistoryfreak · 2 months

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11 years old Regulus: I hate you.

12 years old James: You're cute.

*6 YEARS LATER*

Regulus: I hate you.

James: Love you too.

That's it.

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veethebeequeen · 4 months

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James: I finally asked Regulus out

Lily: oh I'm sorry

James: why?

Lily: I assumed he said no

James: no he said yes

Lily: oh I'm sorry for him then

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chasingthestarss · 5 months

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James: *rolls over to see Regulus still awake* can’t sleep?

Regulus: Yeah.

James: You thinking about your mom?

Regulus: No, I’m thinking about cats being scared of cucumbers and how strange it is.

James:

Regulus: It just doesn’t make sense at all. Cucumbers aren’t scary. Cats are bigger than cucumbers. And cucumbers don’t move. Why are cats scared of them? What is there to be scared of?

James:

Regulus: What?

James: I love you so much.

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hrlx23 · 4 months

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Peter: why is James crying?

Regulus: Remus told him me and Sirius have to go to the North Pole to be enslaved by Santa.

Peter: ...

Peter: you went along with it didn’t you?

Regulus: I went along with it yeah.

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yourgalgremlin · 4 months

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Barty, the Babysitter:

REG: Harry, did Uncle Barty terrorize you today?

HARRY: No I held him hostage! Come see how good I tied him up!

JAMES: He looks like me, but that is all you.

REG: What, his criminal potential? Or his glee tying up an older man w/ rope..?

JAMES: YES

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not-rab · 5 months

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[Grimmauld Place tour]

Regulus, to James: Oh look, the door post where Kreacher measured our heights.

Regulus: I was always half an inch taller than Sirius, not that it matters.

Regulus: But it does.

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gabihime-jegulusseeker · 5 months

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jegulus incorrect quote pt i would like to know

Dumbledore: Did you take out The youngest black as I requested?

James: Regulus has been taken out, yes

Dumnblehore: You have my grat-

James: It was a great restaurant

James: We had a romantic candlelit dinner

James: Regulus proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers

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rosemarilee · 6 months

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Regulus and Harry first meet

Regulus: *has never had a conversation with a child before* so…

Harry: you’re short

Regulus: no you’re short

Harry: I’m a kid I’m supposed to be short

Regulus: I’m an adult I can be whatever the fuck I want to be

Harry: so you chose to be short

Regulus: I’m fucking your dad

Harry: I don’t know what that means

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