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daily-fengari-things · 11 months

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Fengári, at some point, probably: "Hey! It's a fun guy standing next to a fun-gi!!" *snaps a picture of Ven standing next to some shelf mushrooms*

#this was a thought i had last night right before i went to bed #it was like 1:30 (am)#i thought it was funny #so.#yeah.#feng makes nature jokes like this all the time and no one can convince me otherwise #fable smp #fsmp #fengári #incorrect quotes!!#daily fengári things!!

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traveller-of-the-knight · 7 months

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*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*

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bisexualvader · 2 months

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#haven't made a shitpost in so long i need to remind everyone that i am a clown #star wars #luke skywalker #darth vader #anakin skywalker #sw memes #star wars memes #star wars shitpost #return of the jedi #aaphra's stuff #sw crack #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect quotes

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vodrae · 6 months

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Rich pregnant socialite: So we went to this clinic and let them manipulate our genes so we're 100% sure our child won't have any disease, he will have my hair and his father eyes and so much things we did for him! And you Bruce ?

Brucie: Found em in the trash. Except Tim, he found me in the trash.

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az-roser · 25 days

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Slang Education Day

Imagining Alastor and his Great Depression ass trying to comprehend internet terms is hilarious to me.

{Part 1} {Part 2} {Part 3}

I used the LITERAL list that Amir Talai posted on his Insta of ACTUAL terms he had to Google bc of the HH fandom 😂😭. (but same bc I also didn’t know what half these terms meant 🫠)

That man is so unhinged he truly is Alastor irl

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marksandrec · 8 months

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Marks and Rec: Misc #2605

Don't forget to feed your wizard. (Dialogue is just made up, lol.)

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incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly · 12 days

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*in a hospital room*

Tim: Am i in trouble?

Bruce, who just found out Tim doesn't have a spleen: Take a guess

Tim: …no?

Bruce: Take another guess

#batfam #batfam incorrect quotes #dc #dc incorrect quotes #batman #tim drake #bruce wayne

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batcavescolony · 26 days

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*hanging out at Titans Tower*

Dick: do you know what I hate? People acting as if JASON was an angry Robin-

Jason: can you not?

Dick: shut up! I'd say I was angry as Robin, Damian for a bit, Tim a little bit but JASON! JASON?

Jason: I have a rep-

Dick: HE WAS ADORABLE! He said 'Robin gives me magic', he had his little front curls, he used to wrap himself up in his cape so he was just a yellow triangle with legs, he looked like a little duckling!

Jason: *launching himself at Dick* SHUT UP!!!!

Dick: *prying Jason's hands away from his face* HE-

Jason: IGNORE HIM! He's a liar.

Donna: Jason you worked with us as Robin to fight Brother Blood. We know how you were and you were adorable.

#jason todd #comics #dc comics #robin #batman #bruce wayne #dick grayson #nightwing #teen titans #donna troy #troya #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam

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fandom-drake · 27 days

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Jason about to stab a demon with the All Blades: (Pauses) Would this be considered breaking B's no kill rule?

Tim trying to keep the demons mind controlled victims from killing him: If B has an issue with that I'm posting his post-Jason-death hospitalization rates on the fucking internet.

#incorrect quotes #batfam #tim drake #red robin #jason todd #red hood #incorrect batfamily quotes

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ahfrickenfrick · 26 days

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dick: you can’t just do that, it’s illegal

jason: pft what are you, a cop?

dick: ……

jason: no…

dick: listen- jay it’s-

jason: NO

#dc comics #dc #batbros #batfamily #dick grayson #jason todd #nightwing #red hood #or #jason todd robin #batman #dc robin #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect quotes

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daily-fengari-things · 11 months

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*is raining*

Feng, running up to Ven with his hands cupped (and soaking wet), looking entirely ready to vibrate out of their skin: "Ven! Ven, Look!"

Ven, who was sitting in the shade where he can't get wet and writing: "Hm?"

Feng, shoving his hands full of worm into Ven's face: "His name is Jerry! And-"

#he keeps going after that #a very long infodump about jerry. his family. and his life.#look. feng befriends the worms #i dont make the rules #..they later make jerry a house #its literally just a wodden house he painted covereed in moss abd mushrooms and things #feng has never seen jerry (or his family) use it #but he likes to think they only do it when feng's not looking #jerry bouta become a reoccurring character fr #fable smp #fsmp #incorrect quotes!!#fengári #c!ven #daily fengári things!!

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ditzybat · 1 month

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tim: sweet dog you got there. gordon: yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog. tim: still training huh? gordon: red robin.. what do you mean? tim: ... tim: nevermind...

#he has a blunt in his utility belt he plans to share with spoiler later #and a cart #and perhaps a guava ice lost mary that he hits whenever bruce isnt looking - its like a game #stoner tim drake my beloved #dc #tim drake #james gordon #robin #red robin #batman #batfam #bruce wayne #spoiler #stephanie brown #incorrect quote generator

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sir-ballister-boldheart · 11 months

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