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lexezombie · 2 days
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Maybe putting a 7ft metal creature on unstable wheels is a bad idea--
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extra background-less version:
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strawdool · 3 days
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"There's something wretched about this
Something so precious about this
Where to begin?"
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infernaldaydreams · 3 months
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This was supposed to be a silly post about how the posters don't look like Gortash, but then the amnesia angst got in the way lol
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mydairpercabeth · 3 months
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show percabeth is eating book 1 percabeth up
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gascreates · 4 months
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emotional support frog
who will absolutely eat your hand.
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gunsatthaphan · 2 months
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"I don't wanna go out."
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mardyart · 1 year
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Upside down, watch duty; pretending for a moment everything is okay
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blanketbvby · 26 days
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Solomon who gives off raw humanity after you actually get to know him. He's just a lovesick, scarily powerful, fool. He'll sit there for hours and ramble about magic and TSL and pacts and his work to you if you let him. Ask him about his star obsession, urge him to tell you stories about his travels and findings and adventures. But please, please remember that he's more than just some immortal sorcerer capable of great things, hold him from time to time, sit and just exist with him, please.
Let Solomon be human with you. He's so used to carrying the weight of humanity on his shoulders, sometimes he forgets he's only human, too. He might be fun and he might be strong and he might be wise, but it's been too long since he's had someone hold his hand and glide their thumb over his knuckles.
Please let him ramble about the rain or the way trees creak or the way stars twinkle like they're laughing. Please let him take you to different places and get excited with you over things he's purposefully never sought the answer to in order to keep a part of himself curious. Please sit with him in the silence of each other and just let him let his guard down.
Solomon who wants to be human with you. Solomon who is human with you.
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imfinereallyy · 5 months
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Dinner Date
For STWG daily drabble and, more importantly, for Goldie @steventhusiast. Happy Birthday, you deserve the world. I know you’re asleep right now, but it’s technically still your bday here. 
“Dingus, this is a really fancy restaurant.” Robin leans back in her chair, but her hand plays with the fork on her napkin. 
Steve sips his wine; some of it tips over the edge onto the tablecloth. “What? Can’t a guy take his best friend out to a fancy dinner?” He tilts his head and takes in his best friend. What was once an awkward teen now had a beautiful, but still awkward, woman in her place. 
“Steve, I love our friend dates, but usually they take place in a greasy diner or dollar pizza.” Robin picks the fork up and starts twirling it into her napkin. Steve watches her get mesmerized by the wrinkles that wrapped around the silverware, even though they both know the napkin should be in her lap by now. 
Steve smiles softly, moves his napkin from his lap to the table, and begins to mimic Robin. “Okay, maybe I wanted it to be a special occasion.”
Robin giggles at Steve's poor fork-twirling form and leans over the table to fix it for him. “All occasions are special when we are together, so that doesn’t really mean much.” Robin’s nose scrunches in concentration as she gently guides Steve’s hand. She has done this plenty of times before, guiding Steve where he needed to be. Like taking him to the bookstore near her college so he wouldn’t have to go into sex with Eddie blind, or when she taught him how to whisk eggs properly. Both are equally important skills he now uses in his everyday life. “But you seemed nervous. You keep sipping your wine, and I know for a fact that you hate dry wine.”
Steve puts down the glass that was halfway to his mouth, “It’s not my fault Moscato tastes like candy!”
Robin snorts, “Seriously, Dingus. It’s just me. What’s up?”
Steve puts down the fork and his glass and looks Robin in the eye. “I wanted to ask you to be my best man.”
Steve expects a lot of reactions out of her: excitement, an eye roll, hell, even straight-up rejection. Maybe a little speech about how weddings for them aren’t even legal. Instead, a look of betrayal crosses her face. “You asked Eddie to marry you, and you didn’t even tell me you were proposing?”
Immediately, Steve clenches his stomach in outrageous laughter, nearly having to bend over the table. Steve tries to take Robin seriously; he really does. But she is supposed to be the smart one out of the two of them. 
Rage takes over Robin completely as she reaches over the table to start slapping Steve’s arm. “Don’t laugh, you asshat! I am actually mad at you!”
“Ow—” Steve laughs. “Ow, Robin!” Another giggle escapes him as he gets her to sit back in her chair. “I’m laughing because, of course, I didn’t propose to Eddie without talking to you first.”
Robin settles a bit at this, “I’m confused.”
Steve reaches for her hand across the table; Robin doesn’t hesitate to wrap her fingers around his. “I’m asking you to be my Best Man first, doofus. Before I even pick out the damn ring. Which I definitely need you to steal one of Eddie’s rings for me so I can get the size; man watches those things like a hawk.” 
Robin squeezes his hand, “Wait, why would you ask me that first? Isn’t that kind of backwards.”
“I do everything kind of backwards, babe. Kinda the Steve Harrington special.” Steve rubs a thumb against the back of soulmate's hand. “Of course, I ask you about being my best man first. There would be no wedding without you, so if you say no, there would be no proposing.”
Steve could see tears beginning to fill Robin’s eyes, “What are you saying?”
“Whoever gets stuck with me gets stuck with you. We’re a package deal, babe.” 
Robin throws herself across the table, knocking the wine everywhere. Steve laughs and clenches her tightly. “Of course, I’ll be your best man! Someone’s gotta make sure you don’t hurt yourself going down the aisle.” She sobs.
Steve’s throat gets thick, “Pretty sure that’s the father's job, Robs. And you’d have to fight Jim for that role.”
“Fine.” Robin sniffs, leaning back to look him in the eye. “But I get stand by your side as you make a complete fool of yourself with your vows.” 
“Deal.”
Robin leans forward, placing her forehead against Steve’s. “You and me against the world, babe.”
Steve hugs her tight, “You and me against the world.”
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missmeinyourbones · 9 months
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dating gojo who can’t stop talking about the six year old zenin kid he was able to take in. all he ever seems to talk about is megumi this and megumi that. whether its over dinner on the sand or between airy whispers on the couch, he’s practically glowing talking about how megumi is the coolest kid ever.
then you meet megumi for the first time and he barely pays gojo any mind, not when he asks him what he learned in school today or if he wants to arm wrestle over dessert. megumi goes as far as rolling his eyes and calling him "weird" for wanting to arm wrestle an elementary schooler, and you can't help but notice that while all of this plays out, satoru has the world's biggest smile on his face, like this is what he's meant to be doing his entire life.
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k3r0deku · 1 month
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izuku, in bkdk apartment, at midnight: kacchan i’m hungry
katsuki: there’s ramen in the pantry if you wake me up again i’m going to suffocate you with your pillow
izuku: thanks kacchan :D <3
katsuki: *wakes up to crinkling sounds*
izuku: *opens up the packet of ramen, eats the noodles dry, and pours the flavoring in his mouth*
katsuki: what the fuck
izuku: you’re dreaming
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cloned-eyes · 2 months
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Them in another universe
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mentallyillbutokay · 1 year
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Diavolo searches Pinterest for memes and then unironically copies them
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It's literally confirmed here
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finalgirllx · 3 months
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mattheo riddle is the type of person who, if he catches you staring, will stare back ten times harder just to make you blush.
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he knows how pretty he is you will fold in seconds
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xroguerose · 5 months
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gunsatthaphan · 2 months
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"I now have the courage to do things I never thought I'd do."
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