Tumgik
#quote source tumblr
Text
Tumblr media
(he does do that) (then he yells about it)
2K notes · View notes
marksandrec · 4 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Marks and Rec: Misc #2632
Spirits, where did you get all these pictures of Astarion? (Dialogue from tumblr.)
12K notes · View notes
not-rab · 5 months
Text
13-year-old Sirius: You know what, I think it's time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first and then you.
12-year-old Regulus: Okay.
[downstairs]
Walburga: What do you want for breakfast?
Sirius: I'll have Cocoa Puffs, bitch.
Walburga: Go to your room!
Walburga, to Regulus: And what do you want?
Regulus: Dunno but it won't be fucking Cocoa Puffs.
8K notes · View notes
incorrectbatfam · 7 months
Text
[at Jason's funeral]
Dick: *places his hand on the headstone and sobs*
Dick: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.
14K notes · View notes
Text
Kon: Tim is my friend, and if I love him, it’s the way I would love a brother. Jason: Tim is my brother and if he looked at me the way you look at him, I would call the police
8K notes · View notes
tf2incorrectquotes · 6 months
Text
Scout: I always keep a bat by my bed.
Spy: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Sniper: I sleep with a knife.
Medic: Ho ho ho, the three of you are pathetic.
Scout: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Medic: Heavy.
6K notes · View notes
multifandom-disaster · 7 months
Text
In Jason I'm gonna be civil with my brother days
Jason Todd: *calls Dick Grayson* Hey, are you busy right now?
Dick Grayson: A little bit. Why?
Jason Todd: Oh, no worries. Nothing important.
*5 hours later*
Dick Grayson: You were in jail?! Why didn't you say anything?!
Jason Todd: You were busy!
Tim ver.
5K notes · View notes
Text
Anakin, after briefing another one of his insane plans: Thoughts?
Ahsoka: And prayers. Holy shit.
5K notes · View notes
Text
Steve: I love murder mysteries
Eddie, trying to impress Steve: I've been a suspect in four murder cases
2K notes · View notes
fandom-trash-goblin · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
you live in a house of god; praying on your knees; and wonder why he never saves you.
on being unloved by god
credit:
Kate Cayley, “Lent” // in image // meriem evangeline, deus mortis // this pin // The Poet X by Elizabeth Acevedo //The Road by Cormac McCarthy // Mariners apartment complex, Lana Del Rey // the unabridged journals, Sylvia Plath // Heather O'Neill, Lullabies for Little Criminals// Akwaeke Emezi? // in image // in image //Day After Tomorrow, Tom Waits (it's a song?)
3K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
no no lets hear her out
648 notes · View notes
marksandrec · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Marks and Rec: Misc #2636
Tumblr media
(Dialogue based on a tumblr post.)
4K notes · View notes
not-rab · 7 months
Text
Barty: ‘They’ll never find the body’ is such a boring threat, a better threat would be ‘they’ll never stop finding the body’
Regulus, bored: Or just say ‘they’ll be finding parts of you for at least 4 months, and you’ll still be alive for 3 of them’
Barty: Now that’s a threat!
Evan, covering James’ ears: *horrified silence*
6K notes · View notes
incorrectbatfam · 5 months
Text
[texting]
Bruce: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste.
Damian: We got spring water.
Bruce: NO.
Jason: With EXTRA minerals.
Dick: It's like licking a stalagmite.
Bruce: DON'T COME HOME.
Tim: Mmm cave water.
7K notes · View notes
timdrakeismypatronus · 7 months
Text
Jason: Okay, time for Plan G Steph: Don't you mean Plan B? Jason: No, we tried Plan B a long time ago. And I had to skip Plan C due to technical difficulties. Dick: What about Plan D? Jason: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt about half an hour ago. Cass: And Plan E? Jason: I'm hoping not to use it. Tim dies in Plan E. Damian: I like Plan E. Tim: Hey!
4K notes · View notes
latte125 · 19 days
Text
aang: zuko won’t trace it back to us
sokka: are you being serious right now? zuko traces everything back to us. he traces things we haven’t even done back to us
3K notes · View notes