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shironezuninja · 1 year

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Good thing that it doesn’t matter to me that I never finished watching the first Thor movie. Amazing Spidey game and AG Spidey movies weren’t around in 2011.

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fandomnerd9602 · 3 months

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Y/N: no we’re not stopping until the Red Room is burned to its core

Melina: brave one. I see why you are dating them.

Natasha: it’s mostly for Y/N’s cuddles and the way they treat our baby

Yelena: you have a baby?

Y/N: she’s only three months old!

Y/N shows them a picture of a kitten…

Alexei: my grandchild is a cat?

Yelena: and you laugh because I want to own a dog!?

#marvel #marvel imagine #marvel fluff #mcu #mcu imagine #mcu fandom #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #natasha romanoff #black widow #black widow x reader #natasha romanoff x reader #yelena belova #melina #black widow movie

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marvel-lous-guy · 9 months

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Tony: here, hold this *hands Peter a wrench*

Peter: *now holding 17 wrenches* I think I'm gonna drop it

Tony: You're fine

*loud clang and crash*

Peter: I dropped it

Clint: *from the vents* 16! I repeat, he can hold 16 wrenches! Who had the bet for 16?

Tony: Damn it! You couldn't have held one more wrench, kid!?

Peter: ...what is going on?

Steve: *from upstairs* BUCKY WON! AGAIN!

Clint: DAMN YOU BARNES!

Tony: Thats 4 rounds Barnes has won now! How does he do it!?

Bucky: *from upstairs* I'M JUST A REALLY GOOD GUESSER

Clint: This is bullshit! He's cheating!

Peter: Not that I understand remotely what's going on... but how would he cheat?

Clint: Well I dont know that! If I knew how you could cheat at this bet dont ya think I'd have won by now!

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incorrectquotesmcu · 5 months

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Wanda: These just came today. Photos from a trip we took.

[passes them to Y/N]

Y/N: [flicks through photos] They're blank.

Wanda: Turn them around, honey.

Y/N: Oh.

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thewrittenpodcast · 5 days

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Peter: dad-

Tony: ummm

Peter: ummm

Tony: does this mean I have to start parenting properly

Peter:

Peter: no don't worry you're not a regular mom you're a cool mom

Tony:

Peter:

Tony: did you just quote mean girls at me

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weepingfishturtledragon · 8 months

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Captain Marvel whenever he needs to drive any vehicle: I don't know what to do, there's a little voice inside of me saying "This is a bad idea!" But I can barely hear that little voice because an even louder little voice is screaming "LET THE 12 YEAR OLD DRIVE!!!"

#billy batson #shazam #dc comcis #captain marvel #dc captain marvel #Zeus Vs. Solomon #cat in the hat movie quote #the responsible thing is to listen to Solomon #but the fun thing to do is listen to Zeus #twitch chat au #please ignore any spelling or grammar mistakes

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nanaonmars · 1 year

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i think we as a society don’t talk about the venom movies enough. like okay LISTEN. venom came to the earth to eat everyone. instead he bonded with eddie, and the more he got to know him and see how similar they are, the less he was willing to take over the earth. which is literally insane because he said he was a loser too. he loved eddie so much he was willing to fight his leader knowing there was a huge chance they wouldn’t win. this is one of the greatest queer love stories of all time and no one ever talks about it??? like “what made you change your mind?” “you. you did eddie.” GODDDDD

#i can’t be normal about them #they mean everything to me #venom #eddie x venom #veddie #symbrock #marvel #sony #venom movie #they’re so in love #i’ve seen the movie so many times i can literally quote it by heart

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angelofthenight · 5 months

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You: Do me a favor, promise me you won’t drive

Stephen: That’s sweet. You’re worried about me driving

You: No, I’m worried about me.

You: I’m a pedestrian