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frappegoddess · 2 months

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I originally said this in a reblog but, picture this

Bruce Wayne gets invited by BuzzFeed to read thirst tweets. They are all from his Justice League coworkers.

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Bruce, in a completely monotonous voice: @Superman says: I wanna suck Bruce Wayne's soul out through his dick and spit it back in his face.

Bruce, with a completely straight face: Poetic

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Cue the batkids watching this video after its been uploaded and gone viral on Twitter: Remember when Uncle Supes wrote that tweet about you when he was stoned off his ass??

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Said video was further used as blackmail by Tim, Jason and Steph. Duke couldn't look him in the eye for a week straight. Damian is yet to understand why the kids at school keep making jokes about his dad.

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The Justice League will never live it down

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anothertimdrakestan · 1 year

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Jealous Jason Todd Headcanon

~loooong requested hope you enjoy some brotherly competition~

- jason had no idea he wanted you until dick called "dibs" the first night he met jason's mysterious "friend" and newest bat-recruit

- at first, jason didn't care. like at all. but that never stopped him from being an asshole

- "my brother y/n really? what's there to like? i didn't see you as a musical theatre and dad-joke enjoyer" he'd scoff anytime dick tried to make a move

- that didn't stop richard fucking grayson.

- "hey! y/n! fancy seeing you here!" .. "it's the batcave dick i work here" .. "oh, well are you working all night? maybe we can grab some big belly burger after?" .. "we have patrol together you dork"

- honestly, it was endearing being adored, worshipped even. from handwritten poems, to a little mini batarang necklace, and all the weapons your heart could desire

- and for all his dork-tendencies, dick knew a thing or too about hand placement...

- "put me down richard" .. "you literally fell into my arms" .. "i would've landed on my feet" .. "sure princess, but aren't my arms a little better?" he'd tease, sweeping you bridal style out the back door of the gala you two had just rescued

- it was somewhere in between the gift giving, rooftop dates, and stolen glances that jason realized he might want -slightly, just a tiny bit- more.

- okay; he wanted you all to himself.

- but he's always been shit at explaining it

- where dick was obvious and flirtatious, jason started subtle: always inching closer to you, keeping a longing gaze set on your every move-even if it meant tripping himself up in battles- you noticed he would sooner get shot than let you catch a scrape

- and just like dick's coddling, it got annoying

- "jace i've been on the team for months, i think i can watch out for myself" .. "i know, i protect the people i care about" his response was almost a whisper, and before you could pry further, he disappeared, replaced with a familiar cheesy grin "hi y/n! wanna catch a movie tonight?" .. "uh, one sec dick! i need to check on jace"

- but jason was never anywhere to be found. every time he let you in, he disappeared just as quick.

- when you started toying with new weaponry jason was there, you still got butterflies remembering the way he pressed himself against you while fixing your form, his calloused fingertips lighting fires as he subtly adjusted your grip on your gun

- "jay is this right?" .. "mhm your grip is perfect, but the recoil will get you, slide your leg backwards to brace for the impact of firing" .. the minute his hand touched your thigh a shiver ran across your body, against your shaking will .. "oh, sorry i didn't mean to-" .. you cut him off "no it's good, you're good" but before you could turn around to unpack the cloud of tension in the room, jason cleared his throat and gruffly said "fire" ruining any chance of an emotional conversation. three perfect shots to the targets, and with a satisfying nod he was gone once again

- so when dick asked you out on a real date, to a restaurant whose menu alone gave you anxiety at the thought of ordering, you realized you had to give jason the ultimatum

- but for once in his (second) life, jason was way ahead of you.

- "you said yes to dick?" jason was sitting at your desk when you entered your own room, overly dramatic but it was jason todd after all.

- "do i have a reason to say no?"

- "you hate fancy restaurants. you need like a week to plan what you'll order otherwise you'll just be stressed the whole time"

- you rolled your eyes, but jason wasn't finished: "and you hate movies, sitting in one place watching a film you probably haven't heard of, pretending to enjoy the nuance"

- he wasn't wrong. "whatever jace, that doesn't-" .. "i can tell you what's gonna happen. he'll order a wine too sweet for your taste, and talk to the waiter enough to make you want to crawl under the table. then after a perfectly lovely dinner he'll take you to a rooftop to 'show you the sights' and you'll have your first kiss. but you hate the city skyline, it reminds you you're far from home. you like the sound of the ocean and the rusting of the forest. you like something real."

- your heart was in your throat. but you needed something more: "say it jason. don't tell me the future with dick. fucking say it."

- jason stood up, closing the distance between you, eyes now desperate and wild: "say what? that i've loved you since the minute i lost you? that i feel like ive known you forever? that i don't need to learn to love you like he does, i was built for it? that i feel like i was made for you? how do i put it in a few useless words"

- "you just did jay." you whispered, letting him lock his lips in yours with a smile.

- "please go break richard's fucking heart and come home to me." he grumbled, to which you agreed, letting dick down softly and promising to set him up with one of your friends in return for his kindness- a deal which he wouldn't let you forget

- years later, it was more of a household joke, dick claiming he was the catalyst to your and jason's lovestory. to which jason wholly despised, but you never minded giving dick a little credit

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aldryrththerainbowheart · 18 days

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Jason is, after Bruce, the hairiest member of Wayne's family. The Lazarus-enhanced puberty did not only influence his stature but also gave him a decent amount of body hair. Thanks to the pit all of his bodily functions are accelerated, including his hair growth. So, he has to quite regularly trim his hair. If he forgets to shave or simply neglects his maintenance, there's quickly a dark patch of stubble on his face, and strands of hair are falling into his eyes. His chest and back are covered in fine dark hair traveling all the way under his belt, and if he's wearing his pants low enough there's an impressively thick tuft of jet-black hair. If the weather gets warmer or he's at the gym, you can see the hairy muscle-corded forearms and calves in all their glory.

tags: @thinkingofausername, @fir3flytv, @martiniluvr, @ivysangel, @fcthots

#ladies and gents #for your consideration #scruffy Jay #Dick and other Wayne boys are sooo jealous #bear Jason Todd #jason todd #jason todd red hood #batfam #red hood #jason todd drabble #jason todd x reader #jason todd x you

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melmov · 2 months

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Fiancé: so what makes this nightwing?

Me: because I said so

#dick grayson #nightwing #handstand #art #my art #digital art #fanart #procreate #he likes pink #no feet for you so I put them in socks #the Batfam hates how flexible he is they are so jealous

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mikakuna · 2 months

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the way people care more about jason fighting tim than like any other rogue fighting tim during his robin run is...!

"they're brothers! jason is so horrible to attack his little brother."

aside from the obvious twinkification of tim, stop pushing the family narrative on two people who did not see each other as siblings at that moment.

#and also stop seeing tim as a 5 year old #jason fought him to prove a point #sometimes i wish he really did some serious damage to tim just so you guys would have something reasonable to complain about #gosh a 16-17yr old crime fighter who fights people like bane for a living definitely has trauma from a guy two years older than him #fighting him #yes jason todd the kid who was murdered for being robin would definitely go out and kill the next kid who is robin #because yessss his whole point is that he's jealous of the next robin and therefore needs to harm him worse than the joker harmed jason #like please i'm so tired of this discourse #why the fuck would jason- the child murder victim who died as robin and bc of batman taking on a child soldier- want to kill the next robin #you'd think the narrative that jason tried to kill tim would only be in like some fics #but nope! it's in every goddamn batfam fic i've ever read to this day #not even exaggerating #anti tim drake #anti batfam #jason todd #red hood #batman #dc

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aviolettrose · 2 months

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I feel like, if Jason was ever de-aged, Bruce wouldn't leave his side and be the best dad ever for him (he sees it as a second chance)

#jason todd #batfam #bruce wayne #dick grayson #the batkids would definitely be jealous #tf you mean Bruce can be a good dad?!#bruce: of course we can spend time together son😊🥰#dick: see that's why i hated to visit back then #tim: I think I never saw bruce smiling like that when I was Robin #Damian: tt #also Damian: does father even love me? *identity crisis*#Barbara: yeah seems about right #alfred being Jason's favorite makes bruce jealous #Bruce: Heeeeeey Alfie. Wanna visit Great Britain? You know you deserve it #alfred: only if master todd comes with me #bruce: fuuu #jason: vacation? in Great Britain? Isn't it too expensive?#Bruce: I'll buy you anything you want even if it makes me poor because its gonna be worth it to see you smile #that's how Jason alfred and bruce went to london without the others #when jason is older again he wonders how it is possible that he has those memories of being young but having more siblings #bruce: idk what you mean? it was always just you and dick back then.#jason: then how come i have a memory where damian tries to kill because Alfred the cat slept in my room instead of his?!#bruce: idk bad dream?#meanwhile Alfred shows everyone the cute pictures he took of jason in London #duke is baby jays favorite

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rubydubydoo122 · 5 months

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Ok, so I know in Dark Knights of Steel, all of the Robins met each other on the streets… but like… did they all have to? It changes their age gaps and what makes elements of their characters unique to them, so I’m going to fix it so it stays similar to canon.

First, with Dick. You can keep his circus background. You can keep the murder of his parents. Maybe an individual with magic casts a beam at his parents and they die. And Bruce sees himself in Dick that he takes him in. And Dick trains to be a knight from the moment he’s in the castle because he wants to protect the kingdom.

You can also keep Jason’s background, but him and Cass being family friends (Willis Todd having that connection with Lady Shiva) but Jason is recently orphaned and Cass is running away from David Cain. They have to steal to survive, but if they have extra, they try to help out other kids their age. They then meet Steph, who saves them from her Dad, (idk what was going on tho— he was probably trying to steal what they stole or smth) and they’re all really close. Maybe they meet Duke. Maybe they don’t. Who know

Jason steals from a Bruce who’s in disguise, and Bruce takes him in, but Jason’s like ‘wait! I have a friend’ and Bruce takes in the rest of them. (Not Steph, because Steph has parents, but she gets free training as a knight)

Tim comes from a noble family, so I would like to think they run the same circles, but they all stray to get to know each other in training.

Damian is a surprise baby. Like usual.

#jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #damian wayne #batfam #batman #bruce wayne #duke thomas #stephanie brown #cassandra wayne #dark knights of steel #Jason’s so jealous when Cass gets to live with Aunt Diana #Dick and Kal-El poke at Bruce to make him smile #Kal and Bruce love all these kids so much

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ao3statistics · 2 months

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Fruity Jason Todd tags on Ao3 that had me... (Part 2)

...go: "Okay, wow."

... relating. The bats do tend to overdo the self-sacrificing thing.

... go: "Haaaah?" As a linguist (with a statistics blog, yes. The irony) I was so digging this tag but I checked out the story and it turned out to not have anything to do with linguistics, so... yeah. :(

...think: I'd sacrifice myself. Really. No biggie.

Go here for Part 1 & Part 3

#ao3statistics #ao3 #statistics #ao3 fanfic #dc comics #jason todd #batfam #red hood #jason todd tags #xenolinguist jason todd #aggressive serial cuddler jason todd #dc #dcu #dc universe #torture so bad Jason todd was jealous #why galas suck an autobiography by jason todd #why I killed my self sacrificial little brother by Jason todd #ao3 tags funny

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greenapplebling · 2 years

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Batman: We'll have to separate- Robin?

(Damian)Robin: Yes, father

Batman: What do you do if you're in trouble?

Robin: Against all my principles... I'll call Richard

Batman:... Nightwing is taking care of another case

Robin: Yes, I'm aware

Batman: So why would you call him then?

Robin: Because, even if he's unavailable, I know Richard would bend over backwards to come and assist me like the people pleaser he is

Batman:

*10 minutes later after they separated*

Batman: *grumbling*

Oracle to Batman: Uh... Bruce, are you okay?

Batman: I don't wanna talk about it

Oracle: Okay-

Batman: Why wouldn't he call me if he's in trouble!?

Oracle: *sigh*

#dick somewhere else: *sneezes suddenly #idk if this explored in the comics #but i think it could be interesting if bruce got jealous of dick & Damian's bond sometimes #dc #batfamily #batfam incorrect quotes #batfam #incorrect quotes #batman #bruce wayne #batdad #robin #damian wayne #nightwing #dick grayson #oracle #batgirl #barbara gordon

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mamawasatesttube · 1 year

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god. sometimes i think about rebirth kon and how incredibly fucked up his entire situation is. and sometimes i want to play in that space and explore it but the thing is like... its pretty much impossible to actually resolve any of his tragedy there unless its just entirely a story about grief and i ... listen stories about grief absolutely have their place but i'm a softie and i like hurt/comfort and angst with happy endings. i can't do it.

like, genuinely. how fucked up would it be to spend most of your life suicidal until you actually die, and then a scant few years later - after you've been ripped away from everyone you know and love, and you haven't been able to go home but you've been aching for them, enough to persuade a woman to name her unborn child for your grandmother - you find out that they all forgot you. not voluntarily, but they did. and now they do remember you, but they also remember a timeline where you simply never existed. your most formative baseline thought patterns have always been ones where you're okay with killing yourself, and now you know everyone you've been yearning to return to remembers you, but also remembers a time when you simply did not exist, when they never knew you, when you weren't even an afterthought because you were never there.

would that not be completely and utterly horrific?

you know how kon has always been one giant existential crisis after another? haha yeah wow that sure has NOT changed. the only difference as far as i can tell is that so far, nothing in rebirth is acknowledging it. (possible exception to superboy man of tomorrow - at least the setup includes him outright stating he's not doing great and feels unnecessary, but we'll see where it goes!)

#shoutout to the one issue of yj19 where konbart talk about how fucked up this all is at least a bit #but its sooo fucked up and evil that pretty much all the fandom talks about wrt kon in rebirth era is just OOH HES JEALOUS ABT TIM/BER.#like. i know why (Those Batfam Fans™ who dont recognize kon as a character rather than an accessory to tim) but STILL #girl he has bigger fish to fry lmao #its just tragic bc *i* dont want to write anything about this it makes me SAD and idk how to resolve any of it #but sometimes i Do want to see a really good aching bittersweet character study #but no one has written that for me. sad. fucked up :/#rimi talks #kon #ive just been thinkin abt this sooo much since smot1 dropped the toher day. augh

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undertheredhood · 8 months

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say what you want about wfa bruce wayne, but at least he treats his kids good

#batman #wayne family adventures #batman: wayne family adventures #bruce wayne #dc comics #dcu #dc universe #detective comics #if there's one good thing about wfa it's that the batfam are actually healing and communicating with each other #the canon batkids are kinda jealous #wfa bruce would be appalled by the things that happened to his kids in the canon universe

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violetbumblebea · 2 years

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Hear me out, Bruce being the well-adjusted one.

He goes to therapy and learns some basic self-defense to help soothe his anxiety but he's just a normal dude (who is also a billionaire)

His kids, however, think that an acceptable brand of therapy is beating up criminals and taking frustration out on the streets of Gotham.

Normal Bimbo!Bruce Wayne and his murder babies

#i cant decide if it would be funnier for him to know his kids are vigilantes and try to gently dissuade them #or if hes completely clueless even after being saved by them hundreds of times #bruce: you remind me of my sons #dick as nightwing: ha- must be a coincidence #bruce tries to adopt them #where are their parents #his kids try desperately to convince him its a bad idea #he just thinks theyre jealous #bruce: ill still love you the same #batman #robin #batfam #battinson #crack #dick grayson #bruce wayne #bat family

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batfamhyperfixation · 1 year

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I need more content of Tim's jealousy when other siblings come in and become close to Dick. Like every time someone says Damian is Dick's favorite it hurts my heart a little cause I know how Tim would feel.

It's one thing for a younger sibling to grow up with you, cause like at least then you all have your defined roles and it's like what you know so you aren't stepping on one another's toes, but like it's something completely else to have a sibling who is already grown up come into the family and become siblings with your sibling.

It is just like that longing feeling when you see them together and like they haven't known each other as long yet they seem closer to your sibling than you are, and everyone knows they are the favorite and you are just like how do they get along so well with so little effort.

I need more Tim and Dick content like this. The boy went from being Dick's only sibling still around (aka no competition for being brothers and nothing to compare it to) to being like 1 of 5 of dick's siblings, and I know this also goes in reverse where the newer sibling is jealous of the older two siblings for already having the established bond, but I dont see enough of Tim having bitter envy of how close Damian and Dick are despite not knowing each other as long, like you want angsty relationships DC, show me this instead of just everyone trying to kill Tim, show me silent envy that grows more and more as it slowly decays a sibling relationship instead of like a weird ritual where if you wanna be apart of the family you have to attempt to kill tim

#sometimes i just need angsty tim #not tim getting targeted by siblings or tim getting annoyed at siblings #just Tim who finally became brothers with his idol and hero and formed a relationship with having to watch as it goes from their small #contained group of dick tim Bruce and babs where tim is like the best brother dick has got to everyone especially damian coming in #and tim feeling crowded out and jealous as damian and dick become closer than tim and dick ever were and tim slowly pulls away #and at first dick not even noticing and tim feeling guilty every time a dispute comes up and feeling guilty over how happy he feels when #damian ticks dick off and tim starts throwing himself into other things and flakes/cancels on things he and dick have planned and #finally one time tim and dick are sitting around and tim is like i miss how close we were and dick laughing is like well you're so busy now #and tim is like 'well its not like you need me anyway you have damian and jason and cass and duke and- nevermind' tim cuts himself off #dick is like 'timmy you know im still here for you just like before' and tim is just like 'yeah sure whatever' and heads out and then dick #starts noticing that tim is keeping him at arms length so he keeps trying to connect and he sees how tim keeps getting close with others #but that he refuses to with dick and then the jealousy is both ways and slowly they start to come together again as brothers and things #arent quite the same and probably will never be but they are still brothers and they love each other #but things are complicated when you go from the only sibling to having like 5 siblings and i want that explored more #i want these complex sibling relationships dc. give me this over trying to kill tim. there is more to siblings than the cain instinct.#anyway thats my rant #tim drake #dick grayson #batkids #batfam #bat family #batsiblings

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comics-n-stuff · 1 year

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Everyone who has ever, even slightly, been Robin

*In official, DC-endorsed media

Total: 98 (i think)

FYI:

my definition of a ‘Robin’ is extremely vague. For example, I’m counting Lois Lane because she went to a costume party as Robin, and I’m also counting ‘Boy’ from Batman: the Return of Bruce Wayne because he had the domino mask paint and was clearly a stand-in for Robin. Et cetera.

They’re organized chronologically by their first appearance as Robin

Also this is heavily dependent on DC Fandom Wiki, so please let me know if I missed anyone or if anything is inaccurate

KEY

Red = actually Robin for a significant portion of time (more than a few in-universe days & more than one issue/episode/movie/etc)

Italics = was never Robin in main continuity (i.e. Earth Two [before Earth One existed], Earth One, New Earth, and Prime Earth)

Bold = I actually acknowledge them as Robin in my heart

Dick Grayson (Apr 1940)

Julie Madison (Mar 1941)

Ricky (Dec 1944) [possible future]

Mary Wills (Apr 1950) [Earth-Two]

Bruce Wayne (Dec 1955)

Vanderveer Wayne (Jun 1962)

Alfred E. Neuman (Sep 1966) [Mad Magazine]

Jimmy Olsen (May 1970)

Jason Todd (Mar 1982)

Boyd, the Robin Wonder (Apr 1983) [Earth-C-Minus]

Carrie Kelly (Jun 1986) [Dark Knight Returns]

Tim Drake (Oct 1989)

Robert Chang (Apr 1990) [Digital Justice]

Redbird (Jan 1993) [The Blue, the Gray, and the Bat]

Thomas Wayne (Jan 1993) [Robin 3000]

Bane (Apr 1993) [rejected elseworlds]

Robin Redblade (Jun 1994) [Earth-494]

Tengu (Sep 1994) [Narrow Path]

Alfred Pennyworth (Feb 1996) [Batman: Dark Alligiances]

Jubilation Lee (Apr 1996) [Amalgam Universe]

Tris Plover (Jun 1996) [Legends of the Dead Earth]

Darkbird (Jul 1996)

Bruce Wayne Jr. (Feb 1997) [Earth-3839]

Lois Lane (Oct 1997)

Rodney the chimpanzee (Nov 1997) [Batman: Dark Knight Dynasty]

Marya (1998) [I, Joker]

Barbara Gordon (Feb 1998) [Earth-37]

Robin the Toy Wonder (Nov 1998) [DC One Million]

Rochelle Wayne (Feb 1999) [Reign of Terror]

Kon-El (Mar 1999) [Hypertension]

Clark Wayne (Mar 1999) [Earth-3839]

Squid Wonder (Aug 1999)

The Robin (Mar 2000) [Earth-40]

Robin Drake (Feb 2002) [Riddle of the Beast]

Stephanie Brown (May 2004)

Koriand’r (Jan 2005) [Teen Titans (2003 show)]

Garfield Logan (Jan 2005) [Teen Titans (2003 show)]

Rachel Roth (Jan 2005) [Teen Titans (2003 show)]

Victor Stone (Jan 2005) [Teen Titans (2003 show)]

Robbie the Robin (Jun 2005) [Krypto the Superdog]

Control Freak (Oct 2005) [Teen Titans (2003 show)]

Damian Wayne (Nov 2006)

Robin Olsen (Oct 2007) [Earth-8]

Bizzaro Robin (Nov 2007)

Unnamed penguin (Jun 2010) [Tiny Titans]

Boy (Jul 2010)

Robin Robin (Jul 2010) [Tiny Titans]

M’gann M’orzz (Nov 2010) [Young Justice (2010 show)]

Jericho (Dec 2010) [Tiny Titans]

Kid Devil (Dec 2010) [Tiny Titans]

Wildebeest (Dec 2010) [Tiny Titans]

Kroc (Dec 2010) [Tiny Titans]

The Joker (Jan 2011)

Lance Heart (Feb 2011)

Fransisco Ramirez (Feb 2011)

Christopher Ward (Feb 2011)

Robin John Blake (Jul 2012) [Dark Knight Trilogy]

Helena Wayne (July 2012) [Earth 2]

Robin’s Egg (Jan 2013) [Farm League]

Super Robin (Jul 2013) [Teen Titans Go!]

Selina Kyle (Mar 2014)

Damien Wayne (Jun 2014) [Infinite Crisis Video Game]

John Thomas Grayson (Dec 2014) [Earth 2]

Nibor (Jan 2015) [Teen Titans Go!]

Daxton Chill (May 2015)

Dre Cipriani (May 2015)

Riko Sheridan (May 2015)

Duke Thomas (Jul 2015)

Troy Walker (Jul 2015)

Kat-R-ina (Aug 2015)

Isabella Ortiz (Aug 2015)

BlackDomino (Oct 2015)

Darkestdawn (Oct 2015)

SideKicker (Oct 2015)

Yellowcape (Oct 2015)

Shug-R (May 2016)

Robinbot (May 2017)

Dinesh Babar (May 2017)

Rabid Robins (Oct 2017) [Earth -22]

Cult Member Robins (Apr 2018)

Rosie (Apr 2018)

Matt McGinnis (May 2018) [Futures End]

Harley Quinn (Apr 2019)

Jarro (Oct 2019)

Billy Batson (Oct 2019)

Six of Hearts (Dec 2019)

Maps Mizoguchi (Dec 2020)

Talia Kane (Feb 2021) [Earth 11]

LeBron James (Jul 2021) [Space Jam: A New Legacy]

Drake Winston (Oct 2021) [Batman ‘89]

Anita Jean (Oct 2021)

Kiki (Nov 2021)

Son of Don Mitchell Jr. (Mar 2022) [The Batman (2022 movie)]

Gan (Mar 2022)

Jon Kent (Jul 2022)

Amish Boy Wonder (Nov 2022) [The Last Harley Story]

Darcy Thomas (Nov 2022)

Elizabeth Prince (Jan 2024) [Possible Future]

@help-i-need-a-cool-username

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whalehouse1 · 1 year

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One thing I find funny about the Batsibs’ relationships with each other basically goes to:

Dick: B loves Jason more than us. He only took me in as a pity move.

Jason: Bruce loves Dick the most. Freaking golden child prick. Can’t do anything wrong.

Tim: Bruce loves Jason and Damian more than me. He keeps letting them around me to try to kill me.

Damian: Father should love me the most since I’m baby, but it appears Grayson or Todd is his favorite depending on the day. At least it isn’t Drake.

Cass: I’m his favorite since I’m the most drama free.

Bruce: They’re all my favorite reasons for ulcers.

-meanwhile-

Duke: I’m going to get thrown in that fight soon aren’t I?

Steph and Babs laughing: Sucks to be you.

#batfam #dick grayson #Jason Todd #Tim Drake #cassandra cain #damian wayne al ghul #stephanie brown #barbara gordon #duke thomas #bruce wayne #it’s more so with the first two #they’re so jealous of each other and it’s funny

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ekat-fandom-blog · 9 months

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The Wish

Tim had made a wish. Just a small wish. He didn't think it was a big deal. It was such an insignificant wish that he'd forgotten he made the wish a few days later when his parents came home.

"I wish my family was like the Waynes."

2 weeks later, Jason died.

#tim drake #batfam #batfamily #dc batman #tim's just jealous that the waynes seem to be such good family #he didn't think his wish would work #i did get this idea from chapter 3 of “shallow water blackout” by envysparler #it's a super good fic #envysparkler's fics are all really good though #dc prompt #this idea could work with a number of crossovers too

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