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marvels-meme · 7 months
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The Marvels but they're Tumblr textposts
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avensartt · 18 days
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Quote from Scrubs
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marksandrec · 4 months
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2632
Spirits, where did you get all these pictures of Astarion? (Dialogue from tumblr.)
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The reason Goncharov (1973) is such a hit is because it allows Tumblr to unironically participate in its national sport:
Lying
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not-rab · 5 months
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13-year-old Sirius: You know what, I think it's time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first and then you.
12-year-old Regulus: Okay.
[downstairs]
Walburga: What do you want for breakfast?
Sirius: I'll have Cocoa Puffs, bitch.
Walburga: Go to your room!
Walburga, to Regulus: And what do you want?
Regulus: Dunno but it won't be fucking Cocoa Puffs.
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incorrectbatfam · 7 months
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[at Jason's funeral]
Dick: *places his hand on the headstone and sobs*
Dick: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.
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az-roser · 7 days
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-I don’t know the correct answer to that question…”
Saw this post and immediately knew I had to draw it for the 📻🍎 simps including me.
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Kon: Tim is my friend, and if I love him, it’s the way I would love a brother. Jason: Tim is my brother and if he looked at me the way you look at him, I would call the police
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saturncodedstarlette · 2 months
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Y/N, jokingly : Careful, if you keep being so sweet, people are going to start thinking you’re in love with me
Alastor, wearing an apron, in the middle of cooking dinner : What could I have possibly done to make you think that I’m not, my dear?
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marvels-meme · 3 months
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A reminder to boycott all Marvel products until zionist superhero Sabra is removed from Captain America 4.
Arab.org daily click to help Palestine.
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sdv-said-what · 28 days
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When you can't say the word "philosophy", yet are the winner in a philosophical argument.
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bizarrelittlemew · 6 months
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ofmd x tumblr
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tf2incorrectquotes · 6 months
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Scout: I always keep a bat by my bed.
Spy: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Sniper: I sleep with a knife.
Medic: Ho ho ho, the three of you are pathetic.
Scout: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Medic: Heavy.
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marksandrec · 3 months
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2636
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(Dialogue based on a tumblr post.)
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multifandom-disaster · 7 months
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In Jason I'm gonna be civil with my brother days
Jason Todd: *calls Dick Grayson* Hey, are you busy right now?
Dick Grayson: A little bit. Why?
Jason Todd: Oh, no worries. Nothing important.
*5 hours later*
Dick Grayson: You were in jail?! Why didn't you say anything?!
Jason Todd: You were busy!
Tim ver.
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incorrectbatfam · 5 months
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[texting]
Bruce: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste.
Damian: We got spring water.
Bruce: NO.
Jason: With EXTRA minerals.
Dick: It's like licking a stalagmite.
Bruce: DON'T COME HOME.
Tim: Mmm cave water.
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