James: Regulus, you have to get up.
Regulus: I'm not sleeping, I'm dead.
Regulus: Leave flowers and get out.
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by the way this is from my friend鈥檚 tumblr rp
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James: you鈥檙e overthinking this
Regulus: I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available
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Carol Danvers is so pathetic I want her to blow up a building
Arab.org daily click to help Palestine 馃嚨馃嚫
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James: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Lily: I do have a sense of humor you know
James: I鈥檝e never heard you laugh before
Lily: I鈥檝e never heard you say anything funny
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Sirius, introducing Regulus to his friends after they reconcile: 鈥nd this is my friend Remus!
Regulus, rolling his eyes: Sirius, I鈥檝e seen you two in the hall. I told you I鈥檓 gay. You don鈥檛 have to lie to me.
Sirius, confused: What?
Remus, nervous: What?
Regulus, turning to James: Are they seriously that oblivious?
James, distracted by Regulus鈥檚 eyes: What?
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annabeth in 1st grade: look under there
some kid: under where
annabeth: you fool. you absolute moron. you are such a monumental idiot that you don't even realize what you just said. i am a verbal magician-
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