Marlene and Mary were both destined to be the cool rich aunt.
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Illicit affairs by Taylor Swift is so Jegulus coded
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Boyfriend by Dove Cameron is so Marylily coded
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Remus: What are some cute names to call your significant other?
Mary: Sugar
Sirius: Honey
Peter: Flour
Marlene: Egg
James: 230g butter
Dorcas: Stir
Lily: Pour into pan, preheat to 180 degrees
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FOOTBALLER MARLENE AND CHEERLEADER DORCAS
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The only kind of queer baiting I accept is Wolfstar.
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Lily Evans embroiders the back pockets of her jeans.
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Jily academic rivals to lovers when
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It's decided. The Great War is Dorlene's crimson rivers song.
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There are only two kinds of people in this world- those who love mint choco chip ice cream and those who hate it.
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[On their wedding night]
James: *crying*
Lily: What's wrong?!
James: *sobbing* I can't believe you like me.
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Sirius: *stubs his toe*
Sirius: Son of a bi-
James, gesturing wildly to nearby kids: CHILDREN!
Sirius: i-iiscuit. Son of a biscuit.
James: Nice save.
Remus: Yeah, fuckin nailed it.
James: Wh- REMUS!
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Marlene: Have you ever been told your tenacity can be a bit intimidating?
Mary: Yes, every day of my life since kindergarten.
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Mary: Finish my sentence "why do men.....?"
Marlene: when you can do women
Mary: Not what I meant but slay
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James: You shouldn't insult people bigger than you.
Lily: Then I wouldn't get to insult anyone.
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James: Hey can I have your number?
Lily: "Visibly texting as she looks him dead in the eye* I don't have a phone.
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James, calling Regulus: I need your help, Reg, I've done something...bad.
Regulus, groaning: Okay put the body on ice and I'll be right there-
James: Wait- what? No no no, why would I even-?!
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