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#shower thoughts
thoughtcascades · 3 days
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If you're not clingy you're not for me I need all that
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help me💔
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in 2034 some mf's gonna make a post and it'll have a photo of a smartphone with a grainy filter slapped on it and it'll say:
Hey remember when we used these and had to hold them at a very specific angle when the WiFi or signal was shitty and if you moved it by one degree it was gone
and the notes will be flooded with people going OMG THIS BRINGS BACK SO MANY MEMORIES THE NOSTALGIA WAS THAT REALLY TEN YEARS AGO HOLY SHIT I FEEL OLD NOW PEOPLE BORN IN 2024 ARE USING THIS SITE WAIT WTF
and anyway just thinking about that. and time. and things.
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punishdxx · 2 days
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Wanting him to bend me over his knee and wear my bratty ass out 🫠
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oops.
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ballofstress9 · 6 months
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Do computers get heavier when you download stuff onto them?
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and-corn · 7 months
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if there's a condition called impulsive anthropomorphizing then I have it
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x3nshit · 10 months
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you have to be at least a little delusional in order to lead a happy life
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cat-cosplay · 3 months
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Being as it's New York, do you think the Ghostbusters ever interrupted a Christmas Carol situation?
Like some Rich Jerk is about to get his world rocked by 3 ghosts only to pay overtime rates on Christmas for the Ghostbusters to put an end to that.
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merlinjoyer · 5 months
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Gwen: Why Lamia is so scared of you? She wouldn't even come close to you
Merlin, trying to hide the fact that it's his magic that is scaring Lamia away: ugh, uhhh, I'm gay
Gwen *gasps angrily*: THIS BITCH IS HOMOPHOBIC
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character-selecton · 5 months
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Shout out to the fruitverse, busblr, snomblr, tbcu, OSHAverse, shower thinkers, potatoblr, restaurantverse, completionist, painters, counters, is-this/is-your-post, your-fave, wizardblr, government agencies, and ALL GIMMICK BLOGS
have fun. Role play. Make lore. Don’t let haters get you down. We may be “cringe”, but at least we know how to have fun
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thoughtcascades · 10 hours
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I always offer to cook not because i'm nice but because i want the food to be good
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withastorytotell · 1 month
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I know how it feels to suck. Your bed is not made, you are eating two days old fast food leftovers, you haven't moved your body for fun in weeks or years, you don't open a book to read or study unless you have no option, if you have a instrument it's probably rotting in the loft. I understand. I have been there and when you reflect on it, it sucks. We suck sometimes and it's not fine but it's normal. The thing with adulting is that you exactly get to decide where your life should go to wherever you may be led. So starting with a ten minute walk everyday is better than a four hour gym session once a week, reading a page a day is better than scrolling on instagram, drinking a smoothie is better than the chocolate milkshake. Life is too short to keep cutting out the good things. We can focus on adding on and swapping out while learning to live and love. We can binge on the good things and be better than the rest. It's true although, that sometimes we might suck.
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remy-the-rat-boi · 7 months
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PM Seymour's " it came from Tumblr" videos are just audiobooks for Tumblr.
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spicytartwrites · 3 months
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I just wanna feel you tighten on my fingers while I tell you how cute you are when you whimper for me.
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