Reg: *walks in in a cocktail dress* could you give me a hand with my zipper?
James: sure, love *starts zipping the dress*
Reg: up
James: ...sorry *zips the zipper up*
Sirius: *walks in in a cocktail dress* could you help me with my zipper?
Remus: sure, cariad *zips up his dress*
Sirius: what the fuck
Sirius: *to James and Reg later* you said it would work!!!!
Reg: maybe he's less of a cocky ass than James is
James: sounds about right
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i know the wizarding world had so many cool magical creatures but despite growing up around them i still feel like sirius, james and peter wouldn’t believe that dinosaurs existed.
like in my head i think remus would’ve been really interested in dinosaurs so maybe in first year he had a t rex teddy or some sort of little figurine to remind him of home and maybe peter being a bit nosy would ask what it was and then the other boys would be curious too, so remus would explain and they would be so adamant that remus is wrong like sure dragons are real but t-rex’s with tiny little arms couldn’t have been walking the planet no way. it would drive remus insane and eventually in their fourth year summer they would all meet up and he’d take the boys to a museum to show them the bones and prove for once and all that dinosaurs did exist.
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you scribble your number on a napkin and i tuck it into my coat pocket, right next to my heart. when i'm not looking, you find a space to burrow in there, too. then you're a load bearing wall and my heart flutters with fright against my ribs at the mere thought; i'll collapse in on myself when you go so please—don't?
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modern au - @wolfstarmicrofic - word count: 348
(I'm taking modern to also mean nonmagic so...come for me).
"Fuck," Sirius whispered, peeking around the corner to the bar to see the man he'd been planning to meet off Hinge.
He was there alright. Wearing the purple shirt he'd promised. Only he looked nothing like his picture.
Well, that wasn't true. It was just...Gilderoy had clearly used an even more expensive version of Photoshop because he looked about ten years older in real life.
Not that looks were Sirius's main requirement. But the lying? No, thanks.
So he turned, trying to leave the restaurant quickly before his date could see. He was so intent on making a quick escape that he didn't even notice the man walking in the other direction until he'd walked into him, catching himself on the man's elbows.
He swore again. "Sorry, mate! Sorry, I-" But he cut off as he looked up into beautiful chocolate-brown eyes only slightly covered by light brown fringe. The face in front of him broke into an apologetic smile.
"Sorry," the man said softly, straightening Sirius up.
"No! No," Sirius stumbled over his words, eyes wide. Okay, maybe looks were important a little. At least enough to know that he wanted to talk to this man. "I-"
But at that moment a loud, booming voice cut across the room.
"Sirius, right? You're here for me, obviously!" Gilderoy had seen him. The self-involved look of joy on his face, like he was glad to grace Sirius with his presence, made Sirius's decision easy.
"Erm, no," he said, staring back into the other man's eyes. "I'm not."
"But you're Sirius aren't you? We've been talking on Hinge, and-"
"No!" he shook his head, still not tearing his eyes away. "I'm-"
"He's here with me," he other many interrupted, finally breaking eye contact to turn toward Gilderoy. "So stop hitting on my boyfriend, yeah?"
Gilderoy instantly deflated, murmuring an apology and skittering back into the bar room. But as he left, the other man turned to Sirius. "So I take it you're single? Maybe...want to go for a drink?"
Sirius had never agreed so fast in his life.
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Voldy: This is getting tiresome. I just want to kill you, come out.
Sirius: I'm gay! And dating Remus!
Peter: That's not what he mea-
Remus: I'm bi and regretting my choices in partners!
James: I'm pan and dating Regulus!
Everyone: ...
Sirius: ...Okay voldy, I'll kill Potter, save yourself the effort
Voldy, very fucking confused: ...I'll just wait till you die of moronity.
Remus watching his friends roll around like idiots: It won't take long
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