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iamnmbr3 · 1 month

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Diary Tom Riddle: I shall now kill you with this giant snake that only I can control because only I speak-

Harry in Parseltongue: Guess what I can do?

Diary Tom Riddle: Even if you speak Parseltongue only I contain part of the soul of Lord Voldemort, the true Heir of Slytherin.

Harry: You're never going to believe this, but guess what?

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oxydiane · 2 years

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remus, commenting quidditch: if anyone’s keeping track of how many times potter has been distracted by the slytherin seeker and missed the quaffle so far in the match my count’s eleven

remus: in other news sirius black wants me to publicly state that if gryffindor chaser potter doesn’t take his eyes off his brother and start scoring he will piss in potter’s cornflakes for the rest of the year

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bruhseidon · 3 months

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Y/N: Look at your dad. Such a dork, keeping snakes. I mean, it’s… at least it’s interesting, though. At least, like… I wish my dad kept snakes. I mean, it’s kind of cute. Like… your dad keeps snakes. How old is your dad? He’s obviously snake-keeping age. I don’t know, I think it’s kind of sweet. Mattheo, I wanna fuck your dad—

Mattheo, annoyed: Oh, really?

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that-bitch-kat3 · 4 months

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lily evans: can you imagine being mad at me lol? like how’d you let a 5’2” bitch piss you off? tf?

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goldandglittersblog · 3 months

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Draco: *does something dumb*

Hermione: You know, there's a 'u' in 'stupid' for a reason.

Draco: Oh yeah? There's an 'i' in 'stupid' as well.

Hermione:

Draco:*contemplates what he just said*

Crookshanks: *meows tauntingly*

Draco: F**K OFF YOU SQUISHED-FACE F**KER!!

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skylarinfinity · 5 months

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sirius : [try to warning harry and male reader about voldemort] voldemort is after something, something he didn't have last time.

harry : [concern] what is it-

male reader : [don't give a flying fuck about voldemort] is it a nose?

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charmedimsure · 2 months

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Ominis: MC, please, keep an eye on Sebastian today. He's gonna say something to the wrong person and get himself punched

MC: Sure, I'd love to see Sebastian get punched

Ominis: Try again?

MC: I will… Stop Sebastian from getting punched

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cheridraco · 9 months

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harry: can I tell you something? don't freak out

draco: what makes you think I would freak out

harry: I love you

draco: I'm freaking out

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valoale · 7 months

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Just a regular day at the Malfoy Manor

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incorrectbellamort · 17 days

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Bellatrix: So are we flirting right now?

Voldemort: I LITERALLY HAVE A CRUCIATUS ON YOU

Bellatrix: That doesn’t answer my question

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hxuse-xf-black · 6 months

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[Deathly Hallows] Hermione: Harry- Harry, sighing despondently: Ginny used to call me Harry. Ron: Because it's your fucking name.

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autumns-dusk · 7 months

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Regulus: Fine, leave me.

Sirius: . . .

Regulus: Why are you still standing there? Go!

Sirius: Um, I didn’t know you wanted to go to the Fall Festival?

Regulus: Duh. Autumn’s my favorite season.

Sirius: . . . oh-h.

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oxydiane · 2 years

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harry: my old archenemy, draco malfoy

voldemort: i thought i was your archenemy?

harry: i have a life outside of you, tom

#i know i made a post about this already #but it’s so fcking funny still #harry potter #draco malfoy #voldemort #tom riddle #drarry #tomarry #just for the tags #soo talks #harry james potter #incorrect harry potter #incorrect harry potter quotes

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bruhseidon · 4 months

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Y/N: I’m scared to lose you.

Mattheo: Face your fears.

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that-bitch-kat3 · 1 year

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snape: all girls are the same

marlene, appearing out of no where: yeah none of them want you

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goldandglittersblog · 5 months

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McGonagall: Did you just give 10 points to Mr. Malfoy for being too handsome?

Snape: Get off your high horse. You play favourites too.

McGonagall: No one can accuse me of being partial towards anyone.

Snape: Oh really?

McGonagall: Yes. I love Ms. Granger and all the non MS. Grangers equally.

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