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the-great-1989-cheese-disaster · 1 day

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James: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”.

Peter: *looks over at Sirius and Remus*

Peter: Is it “sexual tension”?

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whydousernamesevenexist · 2 days

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Sirius *most likely to Minerva*: I hope you're having a good day, because I'm here to ruin it

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that-bitch-kat3 · 1 year

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(marauders as shit my friends have said part 17)

sirius: and for my last trick i will turn into a disappointment!

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chasingthestarss · 1 month

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Regulus: *writing poems*

Sirius: Are you writing sad boi poetry again? Just talk to him!

Regulus: You told me yesterday to not talk to him.

Sirius: Well now you’re writing sad boi poetry so I take it back!

Regulus: It’s not sad boi poetry, it’s literature. Leave me alone.

Sirius: That’s what someone who is writing sad boi poetry would say.

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welovelouisandbucky · 5 months

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Sirius to Peter and James: Remus is more than a friend to me

Remus, hiding in the closet:😳

James, knowing full well about Moony's feelings: finally—

Sirius: he's my best friend

James: *facepalms*

Remus: 😐😑

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skylarinfinity · 4 months

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[sirius learn he have a son]

male reader : so... you are sirius orion black?

sirius : [scrunch his nose] don't need to say full name.

male reader : if you put together your initials you will get SOB, which is fitting the way you look right now.

sirius : [baffled] wha-

remus : [nodding] yup, definitely your son.

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saintchaser · 7 months

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sirius: i’m so happy, today is the first day of autumn, it’s my favourite season!

remus: and why is that?

sirius: because the colour of the leaves reminds me of your eyes and your hair

remus: //00\\

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blackbirdi · 2 months

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Marauders Incorrect Quotes #3

Remus: I'm cold

Sirius: Just like my heart

Remus: Now is not the time to debate which one of us is more dead inside.

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apoetsworld · 9 months

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James *after accidentally calling Sirius ONE of his bsfs*: you know I didn't mean it like that

Sirius: AnD yEt yOU sAid iT anYwaYs-

James: Yes, but don't you think your being just the teenist bit dramatic here?

Sirius *tearing apart the room out of anger*: OH SO NOW IM DRAMATIC

James: Pads-

Sirius *full on sobbing, wearing a big pink boa, heart sunglasses and playing lana del rey*: NO. DonT evEn trY mAkinG uP wiTh Me RigHt nOw. cAuse thEn I mAy have One oF mY DRAMATIC breakdowns. BECAUSE apparently im DRAMATIC

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hrlx23 · 3 months

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Conversations I’ve had with my not girlfriend that remind me of marauders characters part. 67 (except it’s past her bedtime and she hasn’t answered me)

Blue: Sirius (texting Remus)

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the-great-1989-cheese-disaster · 11 days

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James: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Peter: I sleep with a knife.

Sirius: Both of you are pathetic.

James: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Sirius: Remus.

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hiya-itsamber · 1 year

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me: :(

remus lupin: *exists*

me: :)

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that-bitch-kat3 · 1 year

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baby sirius: mum am i adopted?

walburga: of course not.

walburga: why would i ever choose you?

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chasingthestarss · 3 months

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Regulus: what do you think our parents will do to us if we don’t pull this off?

Sirius: I think they will be disappointed but ultimately proud of us for trying our best.

Regulus: Really?

Sirius: No, I think we are definitely goners.

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the-sun-is-also-a-star · 8 months

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Sirius : I am dying

Sirius : At my funeral tell people I was hot

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lustsickforyou · 1 year

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James trying to explain his feelings

James: You know when you drop in a rollercoaster?

Remus: Sure

Lily: Yeah

Sirius (having grown up in a strict pureblood family): No.

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