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number1abbasupporter · 3 months
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Remus: okay James, you need to stay away from Regulus tonight
Peter: Sirius can’t be suspicious
James: okay i will
*at the party*
James, smiling: Reggie!
Peter: he didn’t even last a second
Remus: absolutely pathetic
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[texting]
Sirius: WHERE ARE YOU AND MY BROTHER??
James: WE’RE FUCKING
James: GETTING [not delivered]
James: DRINKS [not delivered]
Sirius: IM SORRY WHAT
James: WAIT [not delivered]
Sirius: YOU BROTHERFUCKER YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU JUST STARTED
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redadidassneakers · 11 months
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Peter: sometimes facing your fears head on is the best way to realize they aren’t actually scary
James: yeah I totally agree. Like when I climbed a mountain during a lightning storm with a metal pole and demanded to get struck by lightening. I didn’t even get hurt and now I’m not even scared of God anymore
Sirius: you mean you did that without me?!
Remus: oh my fucking go-
Regulus: you did WHAT?
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honeylemonntea · 1 year
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Regulus: Do you think your family likes me?
James: My mum literally begged you to marry me
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marauderstars · 1 year
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James Potter was red-green colourblind so all the hcs about him accidentally wearing Regulus’ tie to breakfast are entirely accurate. That shit happened daily.
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thesun-thestars · 1 year
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If an animagus potion requires the brewer to hold a mandrake leaf in their mouths for a month, imagine James, Sirius, and Peter…going silent for a MONTH.
After a week alone all of the students at Hogwarts would be SO on edge.
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moonyscane · 1 year
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james: so,, moons did you get anything for valentines?
remus: yeah actually
james: what? who from?!
remus: a bunch of shit from some ‘S’ girl
james: wow i got a sweet letter from an ‘R’. wasn’t you was it moony?
(cuts to regulus and sirius struggling to understand muggle wrapping paper so their presents will look nice for their valentines but ending up tangled in tape and shreds of pink paper)
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totorohugies · 2 months
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The fact that Sirius and Remus never saw neither James nor Harry pass age 21...
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that-bitch-kat3 · 1 year
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(marauders as shit my friends have said part 17)
sirius: and for my last trick i will turn into a disappointment!
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adharastarlight · 4 months
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The Marauders watching the new Lion King
James: how did they get all of the animals to come together like this?
Regulus: you're- you're kidding right???
Sirius: they must've added the music after, I reckon
Remus: please tell me you're joking
James and Sirius: ???
Regulus: they're animated, James, it's not real animals
Remus: you do also know that Santa isn't real right???
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moondustinfj · 2 months
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accio-sriracha · 5 months
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Sirius: *convinces Remus to read over his transfiguration essay for him*
Remus: *hands it back an hour later*
Sirius:
Remus:
Sirius: Moons this just says 'what the fuck' in red ink at the bottom.
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70swizards · 6 months
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the marauders as real convos i’ve had
remus: so are you seeing anyone now?
sirius: seeing how? like hallucinating or romantically or…
remus: SIRIUS????
remus: CLINICALLY???
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redadidassneakers · 11 months
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Regulus: I hate you
James: *in his head* enemies to lovers, slow burn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words
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honeylemonntea · 1 year
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Remus: Regulus is attracted to this bloke
James, disappointed: Oh? Who?
Remus: He wears glasses, a Gryffindor and plays quidditch
Remus: His name’s James
James:
James: His name’s James too?! HOW WOULD I EVER COMPETE?
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marauderstars · 11 months
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I love how the Marauders thought they were so clever and stealthy for becoming Animagi even though it was the worst kept secret in Hogwarts history and meanwhile here’s Regulus Black slinking around the castle as a cat since his second year and not a single person ever knew.
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