[pulls you over] heyyyyy do you know how woman you were going? you were 30 women over. I'm gonna need to see some woman license, woman registration, and woman insurance
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Honestly how on earth is Johanna supposed to go back to her normal life after learning all that she did in the season 3 finale?? Imagine you find out your parents sacrificed their lives so that you could live yours and now they’re stuck in fairy purgatory forever and for most of your life you didn’t even remember they existed and you just have to sit down and do commissions the next day. What the hell
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via CNN: "In a surprise move by the infamous Detroit rap duo, record company Psychopathic Records announced today that the two would begin their official run for the White House, not as President or Vice President, but as the first dual-Presidency ever. [...] CNN investigation found that this announcement coincided with a multi-million dollar campaign donation from the Betty Crocker Corporation, who has declined to comment at this time."
Has anyone else seen this? I feel like I'm going insane.
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(through gritted teeth) there's so much to learn (through sobs) there's so much to learn (through maniacal laughter) there's so much to learn (through sleepy eyes) there's so much to learn (through a tired smile) there's so much to learn
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"Fanon Alastor" vs. "Canon Alastor" by @madelezabeth (?), colored by me! I found the uncolored version posted to r/HazbinHotelMemes.
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you will probably not look like a skinny white anime girl when you transition you will likely look like someone's mom and you need to realize how swag this is
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That's right ya'll, Gay Sex is now legal on the trains and we encourage you to do it 24/7 on your trips
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In a way Goncharov (1973) really is the greatest gangster movie ever made. There are thousands of people dreaming up their own versions of this movie. With more plot threads than could ever actually fit into a 2 hour movie. No actual film could ever compare to the imagination of a million strangers and that's weirdly beautiful.
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