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#remus lupin incorrect quotes
James: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”.
Peter: *looks over at Sirius and Remus*
Peter: Is it “sexual tension”?
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saintchaser · 7 months
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lily: so, did you kiss sirius?
remus: no, the moment wasn't right. look, this man could actually be my future husband, so i want our first kiss to be amazing.
mary: aww, that's so sweet. so you chickened out like a little bitch?
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marauders-but-chaotix · 11 months
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remus watching sirius dance in the common room for his birthday party: what an idiot, I can believe I'm going to have sex with him.
lily: well, you don't have to..
remus: nO I'm gOinG tO
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doorlene · 1 year
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james: thanks to remus, my kid has started cursing
remus: what?
james: last night, harry referred to bedtime as "a fucking crisis"
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blackbirdi · 2 months
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Marauders Incorrect Quotes #3
Remus: I'm cold
Sirius: Just like my heart
Remus: Now is not the time to debate which one of us is more dead inside.
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hiya-itsamber · 1 year
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me: :(
remus lupin: *exists*
me: :)
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pottahishotasf · 2 years
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Sirius: I hate this. *Aggressively throws James comb*
James: That's unusual. You usually do it perfectly.
Sirius: It's your comb James. Remus please give me back my combs.
Remus: What made you think I'm the one who hid it?
Sirius: Because-
Peter: Maybe you should apologize for hiding his chocolat-
Sirius: No.
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welovelouisandbucky · 5 months
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More Sirius being an oblivious dumb idiot
Remus, confessing his love to Sirius after getting some much needed courage: I I lo-love you!!
Sirius, grins: awww I love you too moony 😊
Remus: 😐...
Remus: did you not just understa— I LOVE you *frantically moves hands to prove his point*
Sirius: of course I did, you love me and I love you because we are best friends! 😁
Remus:😑
James, facepalms and whispers to himself from behind the closet: and they tell me I'm the oblivious one
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mischievovstar · 1 year
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remus: how do you like your steak?
sirius: the same way i like my sex!
remus: very rare then?
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garlicbreadfanatic · 1 year
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Remus: sorry i thought I saw a wasp
Half of Hogwarts: do you love me too?
Remus: excuse me?!
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graktung · 2 years
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Sirius: i thought you didn’t like facebook anymore?
regulus: don’t be silly. i’m a fan of anything that tries to replace actual human contact.
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James: It’s Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?!
Remus: Merry crisis.
Peter: Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way.
Sirius: Hoe hoe hoe.
James: Guys, please.
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saintchaser · 5 months
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remus: but i’m sure he was just being friendly!
lily: 😐
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marauders-but-chaotix · 6 months
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Halloween 1976; gryffindor common room:
sirius: so Moony, any ideas on what you'll be for halloween?
remus: fucked.
sirius: don't worry it's gonna be alright I can help you get a costume if you don't have anything...
remus: that's not what I meant.
sirius: 🤨😐😟😩🤭😏
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doorlene · 1 year
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hiya-itsamber · 2 years
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remus: *exists*
me: 💳💥💳💥💳💥💥
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