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graktung · 2 years

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Klaus, taking off a hat to reveal smaller, sparkly, secret hat underneath: does this answer your question?

Ben: i never asked a question

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graktung · 2 years

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Klaus: what's up guys? I'm back.

diego: what the- no you can't be here. you're dead. i literally saw you die.

Klaus: death is a social construct.

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graktung · 11 months

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Kit: oh come on, i wasn’t that drunk

Jade: you tried to colour my face with a highlighter becuase you told me i was important

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graktung · 11 months

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Jade: why would Boorman let you have a knife?!

Kit: I felt unsafe

Jade: Well now I feel unsafe!

Kit: oh i’m sorry, do you want a knife?

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graktung · 2 years

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Sirius: i thought you didn’t like facebook anymore?

regulus: don’t be silly. i’m a fan of anything that tries to replace actual human contact.

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graktung · 2 years

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Azkaban: oh man you're gonna need therapy for all the trauma you'll have once i'm through with you, asshole

Sirius: joke's on you man, i already have enough trauma to last me three lifetimes

Remus: no, Siri, we've discussed this

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graktung · 2 years

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James: everything looks so big from down here

James: this must be how Sirius feels

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graktung · 2 years

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Tate: Time for plan G.

Violet: Don't you mean plan B?

Tate: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Violet: What about plan D?

Tate: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Violet: What about plan E?

Tate: I'm hoping not to use it. I die in plan E.

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graktung · 2 years

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sirius: i feel nothing

remus: you cried during james’

school play

sirius: he was really good!

james: i played a tree

sirius, tearing up: and i was so

proud of you

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graktung · 2 years

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Remus to James, watching Sirius sleep: You know, he can be a lot of trouble, but when i see him lying here asleep like this, i just think…

James: how easy it would be to hold a pillow over his face?

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graktung · 2 years

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Stiles: I bet you wish you'd run while you had the chance now.

Y/N: I've made a lot of mistakes in my life but standing with you is not one of them, Stiles.

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graktung · 1 year

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Pt2 - dancing round an empty room - karli morgenthau

It was a few days before the two of you were alone again, having to share tents with more people the last few nights, and being gracefully interrupted that other night by wyatt needing help with something yet again. but the moment you did get her alone, it took everything in you not to press your lips to hers, feeling the two of you needed to talk about where things were going before kissing again, because if you didn’t, you feared the addiction of her lips would become too much.

you were in a new country now, far far away from the church you last met in, but you revelled in the fact that you were still gazing at the same stars you always had. karli had pulled you into a small room- more like a closet- in the place you were staying; a couple were in favour of the movement and offered their house to support the flag smashers for a night or two, and you took full advantage of that.

“hi”

there was a silence between you after those two words were exchanged, a silence more awkward than before, supposing all the possibilities that could be explored now the barrier is broken caused some tension between you two. you had not much seen this side of Karli, her usual self being confident- and hot- and calm…this was the opposite: her breath was heavy and shaky, her eyes darting between features on your face and anything else in the room, her mind too busy to focus on one thing, before you bring your hands to her face, cupping her checks and forcing her to look at you.

“hey” you start, knowing that the pair of you came in here to talk, and someone had to start or you’d be there for hours (not that you’d mind)

“breath, yeah?” you chuckled, and she let out a huff along with you, not realising she had stopped taking in air.

Once she had collected her breath she gestured for the two of you to sit, or try to, with the space given. There were unspoken words between the two, both knowing you needed to talk but neither wanting to start. ironic really; we were the only people each other could truly rely on to talk to, yet here we were, neither saying a word.

“Look i’m sorry about the other day i just got ahead of myself and- You know what, no. i’m not sorry” she finally started, “i have wanted to kiss you again ever since that night, and honestly, it’s taking a lot for me to not kiss you right now- that’s not the point, the point is, I really like you, and judging by the other night i think you like me too” that made you chuckle, “but i don’t want this to be some kind of fling or friends with benefits situation. If you don’t want a relationship, i respect that, and i want us to still be friends, because the only thing worse than you not being mine, is you not being in my life entirely-“

“would you shut up and ask me out already?” you were impatient to say the least

“okay okay i’m getting there…eh whatever, will you please please be my girlfriend? and if the answer is yes can i please kiss you again?” the fact that she had to ask astounded you, because in your mind you had always been hers, and always will be.

“yes and yes. pleasure doing business with you-“

“oh shut up” and with that she dragged you closer than humanly superhumanly possible, and pressed smiling lips to yours, etching to get out of this closet [cough] as soon as possible and brag to everyone that you were finally hers.

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graktung · 1 year

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DANCING ROUND AN EMPTY ROOM - karli morgenthau

pairing: karli morgenthau x reader (no pronouns used)

warnings: none

word count: 1.2k

author notes: hope you enjoy! writing a part 2 so stay tuned

from what you could tell, it was about 11pm, and the old church that the flag smashers had taken over was quiet. most people had headed to their tents, using small side rooms to set up and keep warm, but you were not tired yet, and began exploring.

the church was only half intact, and the main hall had part of the ceiling missing, along with sections of the walls, however, it was surprisingly calming; being able to see the plants growing into the structure, it becoming one with nature again.

you sat down, pulled out a barely working phone and put on your favourite song at a low volume, wanting to fully embrace the time you had before needing to give into sleep. the air was cold, but peaceful; it reminded you of life before the flag smashers, when the only time you’d hear owls like you were now, was when school started way too early in the morning. safe to say you didn’t miss it, but there was something about being a child again that didn’t seem so bad, and looking up at the same stars you always had reminded you of that.

while the walls of the church were thick, you still heard footsteps coming from behind you, interrupting your thoughts, and turned around to meet the person’s eyes, ready for whoever it was to shout at you to turn the music off and go to bed, but when you looked up, you saw karli, and while there was still a possibility she’d say all that, you knew it was unlikely- she may have been the leader of the flag smashers, but she still had soft spots, and you were easily the top one.

she slowed her movements, but continued walking over to you, not saying a word- all the words were unspoken between the two of you.

“care to dance?” you asked her, half-joking but completely serious at the same time.

she just chuckled and lent a hand out for you to take, rising up from your position on the floor and placing your hands on her shoulders. thankfully, the playlist you had put on was slow, and fit the atmosphere of dancing at midnight with your secret love in an abandoned church.

well, secret love might be a bit far…you did love her, that’s for sure, but whether she felt the same was not. she did, of course, but you were unaware, though karli didn’t know how you were so oblivious, because in her mind, she was as obvious about it as the moon against the night sky- the way she looked at you, everyone could tell, but no one dared say anything, scared that you two were already together and just keeping it quiet, yet you had no idea, you were the only one who didn’t see the way she gazed at you, completely and irrevocably in love with you.

karli snuck her arms around your waist as an attempt to pull you out of your thoughts, asking “why are you still up?” to which you responded “i could ask you the same” but upon realising she wouldn’t give it up until you did, you spoke again, pulling yourself into her, linking your arms around her neck and laying your head on her shoulder, “couldn’t sleep”

she scoffed, knowing you didn’t even go to your tent and try, since you shared a tent with her, “what?! i couldn’t!” you replied.

“yeah yeah, you never even came to the tent, had to set it all up myself. that’s why i came to find you” she was still laughing at your poor excuse

“oh i thought you were just walking, if i had have know you were looking for me i wouldn’t have stayed someplace so obvious” you teased

“you wouldn’t hide from me”

“oh no i’d never do something of the sort” you had a tongue for sarcasm and everyone got fed up of it, but that never stopped you.

she ignored your comment and moved back to her original question, “so why are you up then?”

“if i’m honest, i don’t know, i started walking and found this room, i got distracted by the stars…” you look up again to the constellations you were studying earlier, “made me think about when i was younger and how i’d look at them every night, before this, before everything, i didn’t have a care in the world, i just wanted to look at the pretty view”

“did you know me at that point?” she pondered; you had known karli since before the movement, becoming friends as kids, even being each others first kisses, and being the first people each other came out to, it not being an easy feat.

“yeah i think so, sometimes when i look at the stars now i think about those nights in summer, when we would sleep on the trampoline, just the two of us” one of those nights you had kissed her, not meaning to, but the urge overtook you for a second too long, and you did. you had pulled back as quickly as you had gone in, and immediately apologised, surprised when she took your lips in hers again before you could get the words out.

the two of you never spoke about it after that night, even to this day, “do you ever think about that night?” she asked…or at least you hadn’t talked about it, until now. you knew she was talking about the kiss, she could almost see it in your eyes when you stopped speaking minutes before. you thought her question was dumb, you’d been in love with her since before that kiss, and yet she still asks if you think about it? the one time you actually got to feel her lips on yours? was she crazy?

“yes” you answered quicker than you would’ve liked, “i mean, yeah it’s crossed my mind” you knew you hadn’t played it off well, but since she was the one to bring it up, you didn’t care, thinking- hoping this would mean she thought about it too, in a good way.

“i wanted to kiss you again” she tells you, with no warning.

“what” you were stunned

“i still do” she replies, as calm as the wind that wasn’t there.

you forgot that you were still dancing, or swaying more so, with her in the middle of this hall, and halted your feet and body to look up at her, “what” you repeated.

she quickly realised what she had said, trying to explain, “i mean, yeah i’ve thought about it, but like if you haven’t then just ignore me cause it’s stupid anyway-“ you didn’t give her time to speak.

“karli morgenthau, am i making you flustered?”

“no” she was not convincing.

“wait do you like me? like like me-like me? cause i like you, and i need to know before i spill secrets and completely embarrass myself-“ now it was her turn to stop you from anxious rambling, yet her method of shutting you up was different.

before you could even get an answer from her, or finish your thought for that matter, she smashed her lips to yours, not wasting anymore time after how much you lost between the first time you kissed and now. one of her hands made its way to your face, holding it so gently, yet with such protection- she finally had you, she was yours, and she was never letting you go again.

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graktung · 2 years

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Liam: sorry guys i cant go on this mission, stress is bad for the baby

Scott:

Stiles:

Lydia:

Theo:

Malia:

Mason: w

Mason: what baby

Liam: me

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graktung · 3 years

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obi-wan, taking about Padmé: she’s only interested in you because she thinks you’re “The Chosen One”

anakin: but i am The Chosen One-

obi-wan: *hits him*

anakin: okay okay, sorry!!

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graktung · 2 years

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James: What are three of your best qualities?

Remus: I'm bisexual, I have soft hair and sometimes I cry because I love my friends too much.

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