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raphael-angele · 2 years

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Jason: So, demon spawn, what'd you get me for Christmas?

Damian, handing him a box: Here.

Jason: *opens box*

Damian: It's a first edition copy of Misery by Stephen King.

Jason: Oh, how original, even though I have 3 copies of these already.

Dick: Jason, be nice

Tim: Even I have to admit that's a nice gift. The kid probably murdered his allowance for that.

Damian: Oh, no, I didn't. That's one of his copies.

Jason: Wait a minute, you stole my book and gifted it back to me?

Damian: Yes.

Jason: You little-

Damian: Look at the first page

Jason: *sighs and opens book* (;° ロ°) *carefully takes a seat then reads aloud the text* To Jason, you can, you should, and if you're brave enough to start, you will. With best wishes, Stephen King

Dick:

Tim:

Jason:

Damian: Yeah, Raven wanted to get her book signed so I got one of your copies and went with her. Sorry if you didn't want anyone writing on it, he kinda added a few things to your notes

Jason: (⚆ᗝ⚆) *shaking, while holding the book* Stephen King read my notes?!?!?!

Damian: Yes, I remember him complimenting them and saying you were very observant.

Jason:

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wolfer13579 · 10 months

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Jason: *enters the manor* Sorry I’m late.

Tim: What happened?

Jason: Nothing, I just really didn’t want to come.

#it fits him so well #batfamily #batfam #dc comics #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc comics #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect batfam #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #source: tbbt

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ayameric · 2 years

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Y/N: I thought about what I wanna do tonight and I didn’t take your feelings into consideration at all!

Wanda: Okay?

Y/N: I wanna have sex.

Wanda: You wanna have sex with your wife? Really swinging for the fences there, Y/N.

#marvel #wanda maximoff x reader #wanda maximoff incorrect quotes #wanda maximoff x you #wanda maximoff fluff #wanda maximoff #source: tbbt #marvel incorrect quotes

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fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur · 1 year

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Hangman: Rooster's mad at me, and I'm not clear why.

Phoenix: Okay, were you talking before he got upset?

Hangman: Yes.

Phoenix: That's probably it.

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jenvid-forever · 2 years

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Too cuteeee

#bernadette rostenkowski #melissa rauch #kaley cuoco #penny tbbt #source: tbbt #tbb trailer #tbbtedit #tbbt #the big bang theory #best besties #best girls

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therighthandofvengeance · 1 month

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Delenn: Should we have invited them for lunch?

Sheridan: No. We’re gonna start season two of Rebo and Zooty.

Delenn: We already watched the season two DVDs.

Sheridan: Not with commentary!

#who are queue? what do queue want?#incorrect babylon 5 quote #delenn #john sheridan #john x delenn #source: tbbt #leonard hofstadter #sheldon cooper

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what-life-im-a-fangirl · 2 years

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The glare Sheldon gives his brother. 😏 I can almost hear him saying "see what you've done?"

#tbbt #the big bang theory #sheldon cooper #source: tbbt #tbbtedit #amy farrah fowler #shamy #sheldon and amy #amy x sheldon #sheldon x amy #georgie cooper #George cooper jr #the big bang theory 11x24 #tbbt 11x24 #The Bow Tie Asymmetry

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spicylove4ever · 1 month

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Zedrathaw VS Maggreos(ghost version): Maggreos: we have settle this. Zed: I agree. The two of us being around at the same time has made the Guardian hide with that so called "girls' outting" with Kindra. I mean, it's not like they totally dislike each other, but Kindra is married to the Guardian's former tormenter! Maggreos: yes. So if we are going to fight over Raze we have to do it the right way. The honorable way.

(later that afternoon) Makkaro: (walks in to Zed vs Maggreos having a duel on a Yuh-Gi-Oh type card game but on regular board size) Zed: (his card-creature knocks up Maggreos') take that! Maggreos: (to his monster-card) come on, get up! Zed: it's down! I win! Ha! Nature selection at work! Makkaro: I weep for humanity.

#incorrect gba quotes #gba moth #gba zed #gba makkaro #gba maggreos #source: tbbt #i had to change the game they were playing so i hope people get the yugioh thing #zedrathaw mistwood #makkaro aetherward #maggreos #gba guardian #yes i did this for makkaro say that line XD

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angst-is-love-angst-is-life · 2 months

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Eobard Thawne: One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid and it makes me sad

#this is one of the most him quotes I’ve ever seen #eobard thawne #reverse flash #dc #the flash #dc comics #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect flash quotes #my posts #source: tbbt #also if someone’s done this before I apologize

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rihaaish · 8 months

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Nie Huisang: So, Hanguang-jun, how is your life?

Lan Zhan: Like everyone else's; subject to entropy, decay, and eventual death.

Lan Zhan: .....

Lan Zhan: Thank you for asking.

#the untamed #mdzs #incorrect mdzs #incorrect quotes #nie huisang #lan zhan #source: tbbt

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raphael-angele · 2 months

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How I imagine Bianca if she lived:

One name: Bernadette Rostenkowksi Wolowitz

During Capture the Flag:

Bianca, yelling at Percy as they run: Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Percy: *panting*

Bianca: How am I faster than you?! I'm carrying more equipment and I stopped to tie my shoes!

Percy: I have asthma...BACK OFF!

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Coming back from the Titan's Curse Mission:

Nico: Bia! *runs to her and hugs her*

Bianca: *hugs him back* Hey. *pulls away and looks at him* How was camp?

Nico: It was awesome! We did wood carving, and made smores, and I learned how to make a fire, Travis and Conner even let me join Capture the Flag

Bianca, who made them promise not to let Nico join CtF until he's trained and claimed:

Nico: :)

Bianca: That's nice. Why don't you go back to the Cabin and we'll talk about the mission.

Nico: Mkay :)

Bianca, walking up to Travis and Conner: You better explain to me why you chose to ignore my instructions about my little brother joining that game, cuz one way or another, I'm gonna leave grieving for a friend.

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Leo, opening the door:

Bianca: You son of a bitch. What did you tell Nico?! Did you tell him that there's something going on between us because he thinks there is and he is completely freaking out!

Leo:

Leo: Please, come in.

Bianca: What in Hades is wrong with you?! Leo, my position as a Hunter could be compromised! I could get into a lot of trouble!

Leo: Wha- I didn't say that there was something going on between us. I said that you were always so nice to me, it would be nice to be with someone like you.

Bianca: I'M NICE TO EVERYONE!

Leo: I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said it that way

Bianca: Damn right you are. You tell my little brother that there is nothing, never has been, and never will be anything between us.

Leo: I will...hey, Bianca?

Bianca: What?!

Leo: You think I have a shot with Thalia?

Bianca: Of course, you do! You're a sweetheart! Any girl would be lucky to have you! *leaves and slams the door*

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After Leo "died":

Percy and Jason fighting:

Jason: For the last time, I didn't mean to!

Percy: Oh, you didn't mean to? I'll show you what-

Bianca: HEY! Percy, Jason, other room, right now!

*other room*

Bianca: I don't know what you think you're doing but this is a very difficult time for the lot of us. We're doing this in honor of Leo and you're just gonna fight all night like a couple of children? What ever it is you're fighting about, put it aside, go back in there, and be a good friend or there's no dessert for either of you!

*main room*

Nico:

Hazel:

Frank:

Piper:

Thalia:

Reyna:

Bianca: Look at me when I'm talking to you-

Hazel, whispering to Nico: You ever notice how Bianca sounds just like dad?

Nico: ...nope

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Hazel: Bianca, you've been to Olympus, right? On your first mission? What did it look like?

Bianca: Oh, it was beautiful. I looked down and it like it was like looking at a whole different world...if I could, I would've wiped it all out with my thimb like a God.

Hazel:

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One summer: Hazel, Annabeth and Bianca decide to go to Disney World

Annabeth: Okay, so there's this place on Disney World where you pick your princess, they give you the hair, the makeup, the works. Haven't tried it before but I guess it would be fun to be Belle

Hazel: Oh, I wanna be Belle, too

Bianca: We can't all be Belle.

Annabeth: Alright then, how do we decide?

Bianca: Simple. This was my idea, I'm paying for it, I'm Belle. You bitches got a problem with that, we can go back to Camp right now.

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Bianca: When was the last time you got any sleep?

Nico, figuring out a procephy: I don't know, two-three days? Not important. I don't need sleep. I need answers. I need to determine where in this SWAMP of unbalanced forces squatteth the toad of truth.

Hazel: Toad of truth? Is that a Greek thing?

Will: No, that's a sleep deprived thing.

Bianca: Okay, Nico. What happens to our brains if we don't get enough sleep?

Nico: They lose their ability to function and be rational?

Bianca: Exactly. So go march in there, go take a shower and get some sleep.

Nico: But I don't wanna go to sleep!

Bianca: I'm gonna count to three. One-

Nico: *sneers* Alright. *goes*

Will:

Hazel:

Will: Please teach me how you did that

Bianca: I raised him. I know how to get him to eat his vegetables, too.

---BONUS---

Taking Bianca to the drop off where she'll meet with the other hunters:

Bianca: Thank you for coming along to see me off, William

Will: Of course. Just wanna make sure you get there safe

Nico: Yeah, you'll get plenty of time looking for a new boy toy.

Bianca: Hey. I will not have you disrespecting me

Nico: Yes, ma'am

Will:

Will: Nico, you have a very attractive sister. You need to get used to the fact that even though she's vowed not to be in a relationship, she'll have plenty of suitors who would want to have her as their partner.

Nico: And you need to mind your own business

Will: Wha- I will not have you disrespecting me

Nico: You don't tell me what to do

Bianca: Don't you go disrespecting him

Nico: Yes, ma'am.

Bianca, to Will: You'll get there, you just gotta put some zing on it.

#pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #bianca di angelo #nico di angelo #incorrect quotes #percy jackson #thalia grace #hazel levesque #leo valdez #will solace #solangelo #tbbt #source: the big bang theory #the big bang theory #source: tbbt #bernadette rostenkowski

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wolfer13579 · 1 year

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Reid: Sorry I’m late.

Morgan: What happened?