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#anakin skywalker incorrect quotes
yourloverfromthepast · 7 months
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Y/n: Hey, Anakin
Anakin: Yes love- I mean. Yes, Master y/l/n?
Y/n: Have you ever realized that if you replaced the "y" in your surname with an "i" and added an "n" after it, you would be Anakin Skinwalker?
Anakin:
Ahsoka:
Anakin: What the fuck is a skinwalker?
Ahsoka: YOOOO DUDE, NO WAY THAT'S CRAZY!!
Anakin: You don't even know what a skinwalker is
Ahsoka: True, but it sounds like something really ugly and creepy, Master Skinwalker
Obi-Wan, who was silently listening to the conversation from the door: Anakin....how did you just call them???
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ahsoka-tanoo · 1 year
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Anakin: What can therapy do for me that screaming alone in my ship for an hour can't?
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Anakin: If Ahsoka and I were drowning, who would you save?
Obi-Wan: You two can’t swim?
Ahsoka: It’s a hypothetical question, Obi-Wan! who would you save?
Obi-Wan: my time and effort.
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graktung · 2 years
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someone please draw this as ani and leia 😭
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bisexualvader · 1 month
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sabictlali · 10 days
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Perfect interaction with your kiddo
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Anakin, after briefing another one of his insane plans: Thoughts?
Ahsoka: And prayers. Holy shit.
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mmelolabelle · 8 months
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➡️incorrect star wars
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tattycoram · 1 month
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Obi-wan: Why is Cody crying? Rex: He took a 'which Jedi are you' quiz Obi-wan: And? Rex: And he got general Skywalker
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magnusbae · 5 months
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Prequels: Incorrect Quotes
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techfan450 · 3 months
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Mace Windu: Some jedi have grown attachments towards the clone troopers...
Obi Wan, married to Cody: *gasp* How scandalous!
Plo Koon, on the process of legally adopting the Clone Army: Preposterous!
Anakin, who fools around with the 501st like they were all children: How could that reckless, handsome jedi do that??
Yoda: For an idiot, you all take me.
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yourloverfromthepast · 7 months
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Y/n, a youngling: Do you mean I can already have a lightsaber?
Anakin, their Master: Of course you can! I think it will probably be blue like mine.
Y/n: Blue?
Anakin: Yes! We're pretty similar after all! *He smiles at you*
Y/n: ...
Y/n: Red
Anakin, now dead serious: What?
Y/n: I want it red
Anakin, starting to worry: Well- it doesn't really work like that, kid...
Y/n: But I want a red lightsaber!
Anakin: *Whispering* Stars, I can't do this... *He gives you his back and shouts* OBI-WAAAN!!
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ahsoka-tanoo · 1 year
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Padmé: I actually have a black belt.
Anakin: In karate?
Padmé: No, from Gucci.
Padmé: But karate too, yes.
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Cody siping his caf watching Anakin and Ahsoka blow up a building: Not my circus, not my monkeys.
Obi-wan running towards the burning building: MycircusmymonkeysMycircusmymonkeysMycircusmymonkeysMycircusmymonkeys-!
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graktung · 2 years
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same couple, different universes
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bbygirl-obi · 8 months
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obi-wan, screaming at anakin mid battle: ibic cuyir an jorcu be gar!! anakin, sighing: yeah i know cody: when did you learn mando'a????? anakin: i didn't. i just know the phrase "this is all your fault" in every language obi-wan speaks.
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