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hyperfocuscentre · 1 month

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it’s so funny how fanart of remus and a black dog is wolfstar fanart, because imagine trying to explain that this man is gay for the dog to a victorian child.

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graktung · 2 years

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Sirius: i thought you didn’t like facebook anymore?

regulus: don’t be silly. i’m a fan of anything that tries to replace actual human contact.

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padfootspuppy · 2 years

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Remus: that was so embarrassing-

Remus: do you think anyone noticed?

Sirius: WTF DO YOU MEAN-

Sirius: YOU JUST GOT HIT BY A CAR

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enigmaticemperor · 2 years

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Sometime in 1977.....

Minerva: An outstanding on the latest assignment. Keep up the good work, Mr. Black.

Sirius: Thanks, Mum.

Sirius: ......Why is everyone staring at me?

Marlene: You just called Professor McGonagall, Mum.

Remus: Yes. You said 'thanks, mum'.

Sirius: No, I did not. I said 'thanks, Minnie'.

Minerva: Do you see me as a mother figure, Black?

Sirius: No! If anything, I see you a bother figure as you're always bothering me.

James: Hey! Show your Mother some respect!

Sirius: I didn't call her Mum!

Minerva: No, no, no, Sirius..... I take it as a compliment.

Peter: It's no big deal, Padfoot. I called Maggie mum once. And she's my girlfriend.

Sirius: JUMP ON THAT! Peter has psycho-sexual issues.

Lily: Old news. But you calling Professor McGonagall, Mommy -

Sirius: Hey, Mommy is not on the table here.

Snape: Uh...But you did call her Mum, Black.

Sirius: You shut up. You've done nothing but lie since you got here.

Snape: Alright, alright. I was lying about your brother. But the whole Mum thing, that happened.

Sirius: Aha! He admitted that he was lying about my brother. It was a trap. All part of my crazy, devious plan.

Minerva: I believe you -

Sirius: Thank you.

Minerva: - son.

Minerva: Do you want to talk about this over a couple of biscuits?

Sirius: ........I'd like that.

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moony-to-ur-pads · 2 years

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lily: how long did it take to get your hair like that?

sirius: *hairflipping a mane of luscious locks* oh, darling, i woke up like this

remus: he spent two hours in the bathroom this morning

sirius: *more extravagant hair manoeuvres* and it was worth it ;)

remus: we thought he fucking died

remus: james had to knock the door down

#sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #marauders #james potter #lily evans #marauders text post #marauders incorrect quotes

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moonwartz · 1 year

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Star-crossed lovers

Regulus closed his eyes, and everything dissapeared. It hurt, but no more than it hurt to be alive. His soul abandoned his body and the darkness consumed him.

Suddenly, it was okay. It felt like being reborn, somehow. He felt content, careless. And it was okay, because being alive never did him anything good anyway.

James may have called him the star that never stopped shining, but in that moment, he was sure the candle had been blown. The shining whisked away, a simple sweep in the sky and he didn't feel. He couldn't. Everything that once was, was gone now and it was comforting. Comfort wasn't something regulus felt often, unless he was with james, ironically enough.

Which was the reason he wasn't surprised when he saw him appear. Out of thin air, though perhaps that wording wasn't right, as there was no air. There was only sense, a dull sense, and at that moment he sensed the other boy. He mightve felt remorse, sadness, disbelief, had he felt anything at all.

James was there. Which meant he was no longer alive

The realization suddenly struck him, as if his lost soul had abruptly placed itself inside him again, as if it had found its target and had come back home.

James noticed him and smiled, something simple and breathtaking, yet heartbreaking at the same time, and the star flickered. Reappearing in a way it never had before. It was small, but growing, and now brighter than it ever had been, and regulus felt safe.

Their souls had ressurected, chosen each other, and they could be together, once more.

Forever, this time.

#regulus x james #regulus black #marauders #marauders text post #marauders textpost #james potter #james potter textpost #jegulus #marauders au #star crossed lovers #fanfic #drabble

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daddiesdrarryy · 4 months

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James: Okay, you guys, there’s Reg. Watch. Just watch this

Regulus: *walking past*

James: See? Still pretending he’s not interested. Oh! He’s coming over. Just pretend like we don’t know him. We’ve forgotten who he is!

Regulus: Hey guys!

Remus: Hey Regulus!

Peter: Hello!

James: …

Sirius: Hey, Reggie. You know Prongs, my best friend? He’s nice. He’s not bad to look at, right?

James: Thanks, Pads

Regulus: Well, of course

Sirius: Do you want to go out on a date with him? You got my blessing!

James: Sirius!

Regulus: Sure. Is Sunday okay?

Sirius: Sunday’s perfect. He can’t wait

Regulus: On the date, I will be able to talk to him directly, right?

Sirius: Yeah

Regulus: All right, see you Sunday, Potter *leaves*

James: Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Don’t answer me

James, giggling: I have a date with Reggie!

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wolvesandshine · 2 months

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The reason Regulus had to die was cause he would have definitely broken Sirius out of Azkaban no questions asked and then they would have murdered both voldemort and dumbledore

#both of them alive and knowing that they’re on the same side???#too powerful for this world #regulus black #marauders era #marauders era funny #marauders era textpost #harry potter #marauders #james potter #sirius black #wolfstar #remus lupin #dumbledore #marauders era headcanons #marauders era text post #the black brothers #jegulus

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marauderstars · 1 year

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Death Eater: Listen here, pretty boy-

Sirius: You think I’m pretty?

Death Eater: It’s an INSULT, idiot.

Sirius: You think being pretty is an insult? Oh honey, who hurt you?

…An hour later…

Death Eater, crying: And then my father threw out all my dolls-

Sirius, patting his arm: Let it out, let it out.

#sirius black #harry potter #hp marauders #marauders era #marauders #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect quotes #james potter #remus lupin #remus x sirius #wolfstar #the marauders #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #lgbtq headcanons #hp memes #hp text post

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where-is-vivian · 1 year

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James, running late to class: Sorry, professor, I'm late. My alarm clock didn't go off.

Everyone in the classroom staring at him:

Professor Flitwick: Nice of you to join us, Mr. Potter.

James, walking to his seat next to Sirius:

Sirius, staring holes at the back of James' head:

Professor Flitwick, turning around to resume his lesson, but just before he adds: I'd advise you you don't mistake your uniform with someone else's next time you're running late.

James, clueless: What? *then, whispering to Sirius* What?

Sirius, shooting daggers at him: Prongs. Who's Slytherin tie is this?

James, blinking, and slowly looking down at the green tie he's wearing, before looking up sheepishly: Haha, you're not going to belive this—

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siriuslemonmuffin · 1 year

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regulus: what do you look for in a partner?

remus: someone who can challenge me intellectually

regulus: so how did you end up with someone who’s intellectually challenged?

#marauders era #sirius black #marauders #harry potter #remus lupin #wolfstar #james potter #lily evans #alice fortescue #marlene mckinnon #regulus black #jegulus #text posts #shitpost

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graktung · 2 years

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Azkaban: oh man you're gonna need therapy for all the trauma you'll have once i'm through with you, asshole

Sirius: joke's on you man, i already have enough trauma to last me three lifetimes

Remus: no, Siri, we've discussed this

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padfootspuppy · 2 years

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James: hey lily flower, Harry and I just got done decorating our cat

Lily: oh oka-

Lily: what cat?!

Lily: AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN DECORATED?!

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enigmaticemperor · 2 years

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Minerva: Mr Black, you can work on your project with Mr Potter and Mr Lupin.

Sirius: Yes! My favourite threesome!

The whole class: (Looks at Sirius)

Sirius:.....of students on a project.

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moonyscane · 1 year

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james: hey, pads? can i get some dating advice?

sirius: just because i’m with remus doesn’t mean i know how i did it.

james: okayy, but what does reg like?

sirius: REGULUS??!

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redadidassneakers · 7 months

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James: I’m dating your brother

Sirius: okay

James: okay? I thought you would be furious

Sirius: I want my brother to be happy and if you make him happy then that’s all I need

James: oh that’s good, I was worried you’d kill me once you found out I tainted him

Sirius:

Sirius: you’ve had sex with him?

James: . . . yes

Sirius: *pulls out wand*

James: what are you-?

Sirius: AVADA-

James: NO

#no james potter was killed in the making of this text post #the marauders era #incorrect quote #the maruaders #sirius black #james potter #regulus black #jegulus #jegulus headcanon #jegulus textpost #starchaser

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