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theprongspotter · 3 days
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James: You’re so sweet!
Regulus: I could murder someone in two seconds.
James: Aw, you didn’t even say ‘murder you!’ You’re adorable.
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c: @words-on-pa-per
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Regulus on the phone with James: Turn around.
Regulus: No, the other way.
Regulus: Okay, one more time.
James: OH MY GOD, WHERE ARE YOU?!
Regulus: I’m not there yet, but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amuses me.
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rosemarilee · 5 months
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Marauders raising Harry:
Lily: I have put a charm on my house and James and regulus’ house so that you won’t be able to swear in front of Harry anymore
Sirius: this is tyranny
Remus: we have rights
James: all we are asking is that you don’t swear in front of our 4 year old
Sirius: I would never-
Regulus: that’s a bold-faced lie
Sirius: how do we know this charm is real
James: try it
Sirius: Fork- god ham it
Remus: here let me try
Remus: #%#*%#*%#
Sirius: HA
Lily: *groans*
Regulus: HOW DO YOU KNOW MORE SWEARS THAN MAGIC ITSELF
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moonyswarmsweaters · 1 month
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Idk why but I find it extremely entertaining the idea that Regulus, even though incredibly intelligent, cannot for the life of him figure out muggle ‘magic’ tricks. How muggles achieve such things without any real magic is his life’s biggest mystery. What makes it even worse for Reg is that James is surprisingly talented at doing them and refuse to tell him how it’s done.
James using that to annoy his boyfriend in arguments like
Regulus: You are SO irresponsible! How could you……
James: *pulls out a deck of cards * Regulus: Don’t you dare
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you-cant-be-sirius · 6 months
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Regulus: So what’s for dinner?
James: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!
Regulus: …
Regulus: Is it soup?
James: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*
Regulus: Please, enough with the soup puns!
James: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.
Regulus: STOP!
*one hour later*
Regulus: It’s fucking spaghetti bolognese?!?!?!
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Regulus, staring at James with heart eyes:
Barty, gagging: I liked you better when you were a whore.
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Barty: welcome to the fuck james potter club. this is a club for people who don't like him. but first, a word from our newest member
Regulus: ...okay so there's been a misunderstanding
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ashes-to-ashesxx · 2 months
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wolfstar think they're kinky until they find out what jegulus do
then sirius, james and remus find out what rosekiller get up to and just stop functioning properly
(regulus is completely fine with this information, he already knew)
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bowiesawizardmoony · 3 months
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when james disassociates and regulus is nearby he likes to doodle on james’ hand as a soft way to ground him and when james comes back to himself he gets to see all the little stars and planets and consolations and moons and plants and whatever else reg drew on him and it makes him feel loved and safe
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jegulus incorrect quote: James is captured by the death eaters during the war
Regulus: I should kill you or turn you over to the dark lord right now.
James: You wouldn’t! Would you?
Regulus: Give me one reason why I shouldn’t. Give me just one reason why I should let you go
James: Because… I’m cute?
Regulus:....
Barty: oh my god you are considering it!
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alexsays-no · 1 year
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James could NOT resist the urge to do this.... Isn't it like Regulus complains
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*plays Karma by Taylor Swift on the background *
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theprongspotter · 6 months
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James: It's very unhealthy to bottle up all your negative feelings.
Regulus: I know. That's why I bottle up the positive ones too.
James:
Regulus: So they cancel out.
James:
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yourgalgremlin · 2 months
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James Potter 🤝 Michael Scott (The Office):
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rosemarilee · 6 months
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Regulus and Harry first meet
Regulus: *has never had a conversation with a child before* so…
Harry: you’re short
Regulus: no you’re short
Harry: I’m a kid I’m supposed to be short
Regulus: I’m an adult I can be whatever the fuck I want to be
Harry: so you chose to be short
Regulus: I’m fucking your dad
Harry: I don’t know what that means
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where-is-vivian · 1 year
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Regulus, haughtingly: You're pathetic Potter.
James, daring: Say that again.
Regulus, thinking James wants to fight: I said, you're pathetic. I'm not taking this back.
James, flustered: Oh, fuck.
Regulus-not-the-effect-I-thought-this-would-have: What.
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you-cant-be-sirius · 7 months
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James: Bro-
Regulus: No, no, hold up, rewind.
James: ...
Regulus: My tongue was down your throat just a second ago, and now you're calling me bro??
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