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where-is-vivian · 1 year

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James, running late to class: Sorry, professor, I'm late. My alarm clock didn't go off.

Everyone in the classroom staring at him:

Professor Flitwick: Nice of you to join us, Mr. Potter.

James, walking to his seat next to Sirius:

Sirius, staring holes at the back of James' head:

Professor Flitwick, turning around to resume his lesson, but just before he adds: I'd advise you you don't mistake your uniform with someone else's next time you're running late.

James, clueless: What? *then, whispering to Sirius* What?

Sirius, shooting daggers at him: Prongs. Who's Slytherin tie is this?

James, blinking, and slowly looking down at the green tie he's wearing, before looking up sheepishly: Haha, you're not going to belive this—

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daddiesdrarryy · 4 months

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James: Okay, you guys, there’s Reg. Watch. Just watch this

Regulus: *walking past*

James: See? Still pretending he’s not interested. Oh! He’s coming over. Just pretend like we don’t know him. We’ve forgotten who he is!

Regulus: Hey guys!

Remus: Hey Regulus!

Peter: Hello!

James: …

Sirius: Hey, Reggie. You know Prongs, my best friend? He’s nice. He’s not bad to look at, right?

James: Thanks, Pads

Regulus: Well, of course

Sirius: Do you want to go out on a date with him? You got my blessing!

James: Sirius!

Regulus: Sure. Is Sunday okay?

Sirius: Sunday’s perfect. He can’t wait

Regulus: On the date, I will be able to talk to him directly, right?

Sirius: Yeah

Regulus: All right, see you Sunday, Potter *leaves*

James: Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Don’t answer me

James, giggling: I have a date with Reggie!

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wolvesandshine · 2 months

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The reason Regulus had to die was cause he would have definitely broken Sirius out of Azkaban no questions asked and then they would have murdered both voldemort and dumbledore

#both of them alive and knowing that they’re on the same side???#too powerful for this world #regulus black #marauders era #marauders era funny #marauders era textpost #harry potter #marauders #james potter #sirius black #wolfstar #remus lupin #dumbledore #marauders era headcanons #marauders era text post #the black brothers #jegulus

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siriuslemonmuffin · 1 year

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regulus: what do you look for in a partner?

remus: someone who can challenge me intellectually

regulus: so how did you end up with someone who’s intellectually challenged?

#marauders era #sirius black #marauders #harry potter #remus lupin #wolfstar #james potter #lily evans #alice fortescue #marlene mckinnon #regulus black #jegulus #text posts #shitpost

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moonyscane · 1 year

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james: hey, pads? can i get some dating advice?

sirius: just because i’m with remus doesn’t mean i know how i did it.

james: okayy, but what does reg like?

sirius: REGULUS??!

#marauders #wolfstar #remus lupin #text post #lgbtq #marauders textpost #marauders headcanon #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect quotes #jegulus #jegulus incorrect quotes #sirius black #james potter headcanon #james potter #james x regulus #wolfstar headcanon #wolfstar incorrect quotes #james and sirius

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redadidassneakers · 7 months

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James: I’m dating your brother

Sirius: okay

James: okay? I thought you would be furious

Sirius: I want my brother to be happy and if you make him happy then that’s all I need

James: oh that’s good, I was worried you’d kill me once you found out I tainted him

Sirius:

Sirius: you’ve had sex with him?

James: . . . yes

Sirius: *pulls out wand*

James: what are you-?

Sirius: AVADA-

James: NO

#no james potter was killed in the making of this text post #the marauders era #incorrect quote #the maruaders #sirius black #james potter #regulus black #jegulus #jegulus headcanon #jegulus textpost #starchaser

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little-mary-marauders · 4 months

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Remus: Fuck the French. James: Preach, amen to that. Remus: Both physically and metaphorically. James:.......Amen. Remus: *slams his book shut* Regulus. James: WHA- Remus: HAH CALLED IT, pay up lil's.

#harry potter #marauders #james potter #regulus black #remus lupin #text post #james x regulus #jegulus #sirius black #wolfstar #remus x sirius #remus loves sirius #lily evans #platonic #moonflower #funny #french #hot as fuck

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moondustinfj · 2 months

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Part 2

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marauderstars · 11 months

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I love how the Marauders thought they were so clever and stealthy for becoming Animagi even though it was the worst kept secret in Hogwarts history and meanwhile here’s Regulus Black slinking around the castle as a cat since his second year and not a single person ever knew.

#regulus black #animagus regulus #regulus as an animagus #cat animagus #marauders #hp marauders #marauders era #sirius black #james potter #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #harry potter #jegulus #wolfstar #marauders headcanon #hp text posts #marauders textpost

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that-bitch-kat3 · 1 year

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marauders era characters as shit my friends have said part 16

james: how are you?

regulus: i’m trying not to think about it

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where-is-vivian · 11 months

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Regulus getting out of the Gryffindor dorm, meeting Sirius, Remus and Peter on his way out:

Sirius, defensive: What are you doing here??

Regulus: Studying. With Potter.

Sirius, opening the door, to see James sitting on his bed cross legged, with a dreamy smile on his lips, his face and neck covered in lipstick stains:

Remus, chuckling: Studying huh.

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daddiesdrarryy · 15 days

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James: How do you feel about children?

Regulus: They’re okay, I guess. I mean, if I saw one, I wouldn’t throw a rock at it

James: Why would you throw a rock at a child?

Regulus: I just said I wouldn’t!

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wolvesandshine · 2 months

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Nobody:

Sirius: Everybody is a little fucked up

Sirius: Not me though. I don’t do things halfway. I’m all fucked up

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earlgraysdeath · 1 year

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sirius: james it’s been 11 hours and remus still hasn’t called, I should call him.

james: dude I’m literally in the shower right now can this wait?

regulus: does he know I’m here?

sirius: yes hi reggie, pause the couple shit I need attention.

#maurders fic #jegulus raising harry #jegulus fic #maurders era #jegulus as dads #trans regulus #maurders text post #jegulus textpost #jegulus #himym au #himym Jegulus style #Jegulus are Marshall and lily now #starchaser

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moonyscane · 1 year

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james: so,, moons did you get anything for valentines?

remus: yeah actually

james: what? who from?!

remus: a bunch of shit from some ‘S’ girl

james: wow i got a sweet letter from an ‘R’. wasn’t you was it moony?

(cuts to regulus and sirius struggling to understand muggle wrapping paper so their presents will look nice for their valentines but ending up tangled in tape and shreds of pink paper)

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whyistarchaser · 3 months

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MARAUDERS TEXT!

James: hi baby, hope you have a good day <3

Regulus: if you shoot me in the head, maybe i’ll have a good day

#whyistarchaser dumb post #james potter #jegulus #regulus black #starchaser #the marauders #marauders #regulus is not a morning person #james laughed a bit too hard at the reply #real texts between me and my bf

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