tumblr you're fumbling my guy, why are you recommending me anti regulus content

maybe i should just be cool.

Brothers

rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like... mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild

Jegulus is so "Fuck it if I can't have him" "I might just die, it would make no difference"

once again. this.

long hair james man bun james james blowing unruly hair out of his eyes while he works in the hot sun he has to tie it up to keep it from sticking to his neck and

my cat has the zoomies right now and she just bonked her head into my wardrobe.... whose cat stole the braincell right before bedtime??

the fine man that he is

inspired by a picture of wonho (of course)

@/wherearethevampires (instagram)

oh also chapter 25 or curse breaker is out :) yes I'm on a roll

*stuttering* WH- WHAT DO YOU MEAN I WROTE THAT ON A RANDOM THURSDAY LIKE

OH

hi

james potter doodle from math class today >_<

Remus, whispering to the phone: Where. Are. You. Reg?! This place is fancy and I don't know which fork to kill myself with!

sooo so much drama in the chapter 25, and for what?

Wheat fields are more mystical than fields of other crops. You are 7,000 times more likely to meet an old god or see a portent of doom in a wheat field than in a field of like… soybeans.

I think the funniest dynamic for arranged-marriage royalty would be a queen who came here 100% prepared to murder her future husband and rule as a widow queen in her own right, only to discover that the king is autistic as hell and responds to her wish to rule with "oh thank god please do, I don't want to be bothered by these people. I can just tell them to go bother you instead, if you really want that. I've got beetles I wanted to study."

Yes geologists! Doing the important work 💖

Regulus, coming into the living room from the bathroom, holding a bottle of shampoo: Honey, how much does your shampoo costs?

James, shrugging: Oh, it's only 3 bucks...

Regulus, looking interested: Ohhh... that's ten times cheaper than mine... but is it good?

James, nodding: Yes, it's 3 in 1, it's pretty handy.

Regulus: Hmmm... *with a sudden threatening voice* Then why don't you use it! Listen. I know damn well you don't smell lavender naturally. If i catch you using my expensive shampoo one more time— I'll make sure you won't ever need to use shampoo again.