I really fucking hate the Lilly hate to make Regulus a better character in Jegulus fics.

Just make an oc or make him a good character without shitting on another one because Lilly has depth and is an amazing character don’t hate on her.

Regulus: you're ruining my reputation James: then get off my lap Regulus: Regulus: no

when james disassociates and regulus is nearby he likes to doodle on james’ hand as a soft way to ground him and when james comes back to himself he gets to see all the little stars and planets and consolations and moons and plants and whatever else reg drew on him and it makes him feel loved and safe

Friend: you should go to therapy

Me: okay

Me: opens Ao3 tab

Friend: nO

always

One thing I don't love Abt Jegulus is that if I want to paint my nails in theme with them I have to just accept the fact other people will think of it as Christmas

Regulus, frantically and with purpose, walks over to James.

James: Darling, your septum ring is so crooked right now, which leds me to believe whatever you’re about to say will be wildly unhinged. But please, the stage is yours.

Regulus proceeds to monologue/rant about a major character death in the book he’s reading while James listens patiently whilst encouraging Reg to get it all out.

sirius: james it’s been 11 hours and remus still hasn’t called, I should call him.

james: dude I’m literally in the shower right now can this wait?

regulus: does he know I’m here?

sirius: yes hi reggie, pause the couple shit I need attention.

Regulus: (in a moment of late night weakness) Would you still love me?

James:

Regulus: hmm?

James: If what?

Regulus: (buring his head into James' neck) No, that was the question...

how many sex scenes does a fic have to have to be considered porn with a plot?

this is in fact a serious question

LET JAMES BE MAD. LET HIM HE MEAN. DONT ATTACK HIM FOR IT. YALL WILL LET EVERYONE ELSE GET AWAY WITH THE MOST ATROCIOUS ACTIONS BUT JAMES SNAPS AT SOMEONE AND SUDDENLY HES THE BAD GUY. IM DONE WITH READING FICS WHERE JAMES HAD TO APOLOGIZE A MILLION TIMES BECAUSE HE WASNT MR HAPPY NICE GUY. IM DONE WITH EVERYONE BEING MAD AT JAMES BECAUSE FOR ONCE IN HIS LIFE HE PUT HIMSELF FIRST OR LET HIS EMOTIONS GET THE BEST OF HIM. LET JAMES BE MAD.

autistic remus lupin & his hyperfixation on stingwrays.

adhd james potter & his hyperfixation on jellyfish.

aquarium date!!!!!

remus brings his totebag and james brings his credit card :)

i headcanon that reg gets really bad panic attacks and sirius use to try and help him calm down but nothing ever worked except to wait it out, but when james and reg started dating james found a way that worked to calm him down. he would hold reg to his chest so he could feel his heartbeat while telling him over and over again how loved he is and how beautiful and smart and he would tell him all the things he loved about him and even could the freckles across his cheeks and tap each one as he counted.

Barty Crouch Jr. and Evan Roiser is a ship that really makes sense because at Karkoff’s trial in Goblet of Fire, Karkoff said Evans name, and in my own professional opinion, that’s what makes Barty get progressively more angry and ultimately leads to lash out even more then he might’ve even when Karkoff told Winzengamot that he helped torture Frank and Alice. I also think Barty liking Evan made Barty’s relationship with his dad more difficult, which leads Barty to kill him later.

Do you ever wonder how the maurauders era is made up of canon stuff?!?!? like the only official thing we got was 5 pages or smth but ppl loved it so much that atp it's a completely different universe.

BUT

Do I love it? yes, Yes I do. I do love me some Wolfstar content like they're so CUTE!?!?! and how James and Regulus are together like how tf did that happen? and Lily Potter the queen is so sassy like?!?!I LOVE THEM The only person I don't see much is Wormtail But like every day I see new characters popping up and stuff. ISTG people have way too much free time to make this all up

Hey maurders fan can we talk real fast 🤧 just for a second why am I enjoying my morning and then get this:

You could've not

It was a perfectly fine Friday and now this is all I can think about