sirius: hey remus, are you awake?

remus: what

sirius: are you awake?

remus: who the fuck do you think just said ‘what’?

Wolfstar raising Harry

Sirius: Fuck

Remus: You can’t say fuck in front of the baby you fucking dumbass

Regulus: HELP! I told James I'd make dinner and I can't cook!

Remus, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you came to us?

Sirius, at the same time and already burning water: Don't worry, we got this

kiss kiss fall in love 💏

james: it’s a shame how fast our childhood has passed

peter: yeah, i mean, when was the last time any of us was just unconditionally happy and, i don’t know, blew bubbles?

sirius: i don’t think i ever did that but i did blow moony like forty minutes ago in our dorm. made us both really happy

remus: he’s right

regulus: why? why on earth do you have no verbal filter?

Remus: why are you following me?

Sirius: because we’re dating now

Remus: okay… what about Prongs?

Sirius: we’re a package deal

James: buy one idiot, get one free

[Remus runs into the Gryffindor dorm room he shares with Sirius and the others.] Sirius: What's wrong? Remus: Snape figured it out. I don't know how, but he knows I'm a werewolf. He's been telling everyone that I'm some kind of beast. Sirius: Don't cry. I can fix this! Remus: How?! Sirius: Just watch [leaves the dorm] ___ [The next morning in the Great Hall] James: So Remus, why does the whole school seem to believe you are a sex god? Remus: head in hands [James turns and looks at Sirius knowingly] Sirius: What?! I just told everyone he was a beast in bed.

Remus finding out about the Mirror of Erised, and then looking at it expecting to see himself without scars but instead seeing himself with Sirius. And then him realising that being without Sirius to him is worse than being a werewolf

Conversations with my boyfriend as marauders:

Remus: I never thought falling in love would be so simple

Sirius: awwww, moony

Remus, through a mouth full of food: I mean this cheesecake just makes it so easy

Sirius: Jesus fucking Christ

regulus: since when did your type become an oblivious idiot?

remus, eyeing him: i don't know regulus, you tell me

regulus: fuck you

remus: yeah, no. neither of them would like that

regulus: stop it, oh my god! why are we even friends??

Remus: So... Do you ever think about, uh, the future?

Sirius: Yes.

Remus: Am I in it?

Sirius: You are it.

remus: *jiggling the dorm room doorknob, trying to escape* fucking great, the door’s been locked from the outside

sirius: we seem to be stuck in one of those ‘can’t leave until we have sex’ rooms

remus: ok then, no problem

sirius: wait, um, it actually says ‘welcome to the “can’t leave until you are emotionally honest with each other” room’

remus: *jiggling the doorknob even harder* we’re gONNA DIE IN HERE

Remus: You are the absolute love of my life. There is nothing that you can do to make me hate you.

Sirius: I ate all of your chocolate.

Remus: I hope you suffer a painful death.

remus: do you want me to check your homework, pads?

sirius, trying to impress him: *you're

remus:

remus: this is a verbal conversation

remus: and that's not even correct!

I'm his number one fan, you don't understand

Close ups!!

regulus: it’s not just the haircut! you look like…

sirius: i look like what?

remus: you look like a hooker

sirius: you think?

regulus: it’s not a compliment sirius!

sirius: from remus? totally is

remus: hookers are hot