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lily: so, did you kiss sirius?
remus: no, the moment wasn't right. look, this man could actually be my future husband, so i want our first kiss to be amazing.
mary: aww, that's so sweet. so you chickened out like a little bitch?
#source: bisexual-cryptid#this is giving#tattoo artist sirius black#au btw. remus is just a silly little smitten man#and the gc (peter mary lily) are Tired of it#lily evans#mary macdonald#remus lupin#remus lupin incorrect quotes#shitposts
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Eli: can we go to a haunted house?
Stiles: what’s wrong with the one we live in?
Eli: wh- what?
Stiles: goodnight, Eli.
#teen wolf#eli hale#eli stilinski hale#vince mattis#stiles stilinski#mieczyslaw stiles stilinski#dylan o'brien#dylan obrien#source: bisexual cryptid tumblr
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kaz, after banging his wrist on the table: ow! my armkle.
skylar: your what?
oliver, tiredly: his wrist.
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INTRO POST
We are The Hadal Zone, a mixed origins gateway system here to talk about plural stuff or whatever else!
Collectively we go by he&/they&, but please remember to use individual headmates' pronouns when possible!
But first! Anti-endos/anti-nontraumagenics, this isn't your space. Fakeclaimers, this isn't your space. Kindly fuck off.
Our simplyplural: The-Hadal-Zone (feel free to add us!)
If you suspect you know us IRL, do not talk to us about it, do not interact with this blog, try to forget you even saw this. Thank you for understanding.
Hosts, misc extra info, & tagging system below cut.
(Userbox source) (acc deactivated, it seems.)
(Userbox source)
(Pronoun userboxes source)
The hosts:
🌨️Cloud - Host, he/they/it/xe, human-ish. Genderfluid, bisexual, aromantic.
🌲 Forrest - Caretaker/co-host, he/they/it, cryptid/goat/thing. Transmasc, gay, aromantic.
Other info:
📼 Jonathan - Archivist/Anxiety holder/co-host, he/they/any, human(?). Agender man.
🐧 Freminet - "Co-host in training," he/they/it/drip/frost, human. Boyflux, greysexual, gay.
We are also AuDHD and we have anxiety. We mention this because we have great difficulty initiating any form of social interaction, it's... Just extremely difficult for us, due to extreme anxiety.
We're very open to making friends but we won't be the one to initiate. Drop us a comment/ask or DM if you want to be friends, we're 100% open just shit at starting things.
(We'd prefer other system friends but singlets can as well ofc, so long as they're respectful.)
Tagging:
"#[headmate emoji] || [name] [pronouns]" - default
"#[headmate emoji] || [name] Reblogs" - for teblogs
"#🌊🕯️ || System" - Post is more a collective thing.
"#>❓" - Unknown/Blurry headmate
"#>❌" - Intentionally anonymous headmate
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(formerly known as the Candlelight Collective.)
#>🕯️#system#plural#quoigenic#quoigenic system#endo safe#pro endo#sysmeds dni#sysmeds fuck off#anti-sysmed#🌊🕯️ || System
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Uh, hi! Thanks for checking out my blog! I’ve been here for a while so I should probably introduce myself…
I’m Dipper, so just call me that, I guess. I’d prefer if you didn’t call me Mason or Pinetree, I have EXTREMELY bad associations with that. I’m FtM, bisexual, and aroace. Pronouns are he/him, but they/them works as well. As stated in my bio, I am a Dipper Pines fictive. This is NOT a roleplay. Please don’t say that it is!
I like cats, Pokémon, Splatoon, sharks, paranormal stuff, mysteries, cryptids, drawing, and Madoka Magica, as well as some other stuff. You can check out my reblogs if you wanna see what all I’m interested in. Or don’t, I don’t care.
Source talk is fine, and I’m extremely open to any sourcemates that want to talk to me. I’m a minor, though, so keep that in mind. All of my memories are canon compliant. IF YOU ARE A BILL CIPHER FICTIVE, IRL, OR ANY OTHER THING LIKE THAT, DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME. You will be blocked immediately.
I have ADHD, Generalized Anxiety Disorder, and most likely autism. Please keep that in mind, I’m trying my best over here!
DM’s are fine, but I can’t guarantee that I’ll respond to them. If you want my discord, just ask for it.
Other alters reblog and talk on here sometimes! If anything sounds out of character for me, it’s probably one of them. I just haven’t really asked them to sign off. I should probably do that.
I tend to reblog stuff/fanart and go “hey that’s me!”. I know, it’s kinda weird. I get excited. Just bear with me on this.
That’s it, I think. Thanks :)
last updated: 2/3/2024
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The Haunted Forest Collective!
Heeeyyy we are the Haunted Forest collective. We are a complex DID system(questioning HC) of 1000+ alters. We use He/it/they/rot collectively.
Alters you'll see often
Tommy- Host, 16, he/they/sun
Cryptid- Host[And subsys host], 16, He/it/xey/rot/she
Simon- Host and protector, 22, He/him
Estelle- Host and soother, 15-17, She/they/it/star
Chara and Frisk- Protectors and soothers, 14-18, They/it/flower/bloom (Always front together)
Jon- Co-host and archivist, 39, He/they
Victor- Host and persecutor, 26, He/it/rot/gore/blood
Rev [Or Radio, hes a double of Rev]- Persecutor and protector, 27, He/it/boom
BYI!!!!
We are bodily a minor. We do not interact with those over 25[few exceptions] or under 13 for comfort reasons.
We support mspec attraction, conflicting gender, etc. Do what you want forever [We have really complex genders and attraction that ties in heavily with our trauma. If you need an explanation, we can give it, but its heavy]
WE DO NOT PARTICIPATE IN SYSCOURSE. PLEASE DO NOT TRY TO GET US TO.
DNI:
Pro-contact paraphiles, people who believe source equates to who you are, people who judge based on source alone, people who play trauma olympics, etc etc etc. Basically don't be a dick or a creep
MORE INFO ABT ALTERS BELOW!
Tommy: One of the "cores" (Cryptid is the other) Transmasc and mlm. Introject of Tommyinnit (C! and CC!), likes spring and summer, a fairly sunshine-y person (Though does enjoy things like dark cottagecore n shit)
Cryptid: The other core, host of the Cryptic subsystem (I'll make an intro for us after this -cryptid) Girlboy fagdyke he's every gender and no gender and loves em all in a queer way. Slight introject of revivebur (dsmp) after fusing. Resident punk
Simon: Split back in June 2023 or so as a fragment, fully formed in September. Transmasc mlm. Cry of Fear introject (Slight deviation from source, I ended up being able to use my legs a bit and made it about 3 years after the events before ultimately yknow) I'm scenemo
Estelle(Also known as Cassiopeia): Split February 2023. Transfem and pansexual. Songtive of Misery Meat and Gretel. loves everything space
Chara and Frisk: Split back in 2017 around the same time. Both are non binary aroaceflux. Introjects from Undertake(Frisk is partially from Flowerfell)
Jon: Split in 2022. Transmasc greyace bisexual. Introject of Jonathan Sims from The Magnus Archives. Fucking book nerd
Victor: Unknown split date, theorized that he's many fragments in one. Goreboy mlm. Brain made. Enjoys very few things, but those things include: His husband, Estelle(His daughter), cooking (meat specifically), protecting, and rabbits.
Rev: Split August 2022. Bisexual (Male preference) (more like slime preference /ij -Tommy). Introject of c!Wilbur, very canon compliant and source connected. bro fucking loves his cigarettes and explosives
Radio: Split sometime in April?? 2023. Loves slime. That's his sexual orientation. He's also transmasc woaaahh. Same info as Rev
Any alters not added may make intro posts or not! If u have questions or think we r cool, go ahead and message us or shoot us an ask!!!!!
THAT'S ALLLLL BYEEE
-Made by Tommy and Simon
#hauntedforest.txt#tommy.txt#cryptid.txt#simon.txt#estelle.txt#Chara.txt#Frisk.txt#jon.txt#victor.txt#rev.txt#radio.txt#polyfrag system#actually polyfrag#did system#traumagenic system#system intro
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could you possibly do a cryptid themed bisexual and trans moodboard? specifically including mothman and the colour red if that's okay?
I had fun with this, I hope you like it! Sources under the cut.
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4 / 5
6 / 7 / 8
#lgbt#lgbt moodboard#moodboard#bi#bisexual#trans#transgender#trans moodboard#transgender moodboard#bi moodboard#bisexual moodboard#bi trans#bi trans moodboard#bisexual transgender#bisexual transgender moodboard#cryptid#cryptid moodboard#cryptid aes#cryptid aesthetic#mothman#mothman moodboard#mothman aes#mothman aesthetic#red#red moodboard#red aes#red aesthetic#cryptidcore#cryptidcore moodboard#forest
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Hello! I’m here to request two romantic owl house match-ups :)
I have dyed black hair that fades into a purple ombré, my hairstyle is basically the same as Gwen Stacey’s in ATSP idk how to describe it other then that. I have pale skin and green and blue heterochromia, eyebags, I have a slender but scrawny body and I’m 5’0, weighing at 90 something pounds, and I’m sixteen years old.
I’m homeschooled and I don’t talk much. I don’t have any friends other then online friends so I’m pretty lonely and isolated. I’m introverted and shy, but I’m also extremely stubborn and independent. I hate asking for things because it makes me feel guilty and I have ✨religious trauma✨. It takes me a while to warm up to people, but once I do I can be very outgoing and weird. I’m very soft spoken and I’ve been told I have an androgynous/soft voice. I can be pretty sarcastic at times and I like to playfully bicker with people a lot. I really love water and I love swimming, I feel a deep connection to the ocean and stuff like that. I absolutely ADORE animals because I think they’re so cute and super cool, my favorite is a black panther or fox :) I have adhd and autism and I have anxiety and bad paranoia along with nervous tics. I’m very nervous in public and I usually stick to whoever I’m closest to, holding their hand so I don’t get lost and stuff. I hate big crowds. I love music and I daydream a lot. I really like making oc’s and shipping the with cannon characters. I’m a people pleaser but I also don’t like hanging out with a big crowd and stuff. I’m very socially awkward and have a hard time connecting with people. I say sorry a lot even if I don’t need too. I usually worry about the fact that everybody secretly hates me and doesn’t want to be my friend so I need lots of reassurance. And I’m also very modest and humble. I love ranting about conspiracy theories and my other interests.
I feel like I’d be in the beast keeping, plant, bard, and oracle track and my palisman would be a frog!
I love Minecraft, Tomb raider, Pokémon, space, learning, water, nature, music, car rides, rock and metal, daydreaming, staying up late at night, soda, animals, Harry Potter, anime, Percy Jackson, conspiracy theories, horror, scary stories, wendigos and other creepy beings, baggy clothes, moth man, aliens, etc.
I’m gender-fluid, bisexual, and polyamorous!
I first match you with: Hunter Noceda!
-You both hate asking for things 😞
-Also y'all both have religious trauma so that's something to talk about
-Also taking a while to warm up to people is something Hunter can also relate to
-I feel like on top of wolfs Hunter would like foxes
-Despite being in the empers coven he 100% likes being in smaller crowds.
-It just happens when you have negative experiences with larger ones.
-Insecurity is Hunter's middle name
-Hunter has two middle names actually and the other is insomnia so you have someone to talk to when you're staying up late
-Hunter likes human realm mysteries a lot. So he is all ears to listen about cryptids and shit
I also match you with: Edric Blight!
-He's also stubborn so when both of you guys want something y'all are getting it.
-Ed may not have any religious trauma behind not wanting to ask for things but he does have trauma behind it
-Outgoing and weird? That's just Edric's personality.
-He def bickers with people lovingly
-Ed also loves making ocs. (Source: trust me bro)
-He also insecure in canon (bro you just pulling all the mentally ill bitches damn)
-He doesn't really beast keep but he does like learning about it
-Dude 100% likes Pokemon and Minecraft lol
I hope you like it!
#toh x reader#the owl house x reader#hunter x reader#golden gaurd x reader#hunter toh x reader#toh hunter x reader#edric blight x reader#edric x reader
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task three.
↳ get to know you, (but through cursed uquizzes)
gif credt in the source
which member of the mystery gang are you
daphne
you're slaying, you're serving, you're girlbossing, etc.
what type of timeless space are you
the week between Christmas and New Year
You have eaten well and been merry. You are surrounded by gifts from your loved ones. People come and go from your house. Calories don't count here. You don't brush your hair here. Children live here, in this space. Imagination is the key to the passage of this week. You're in your pajamas. It's Tuesday, or Wednesday, you check the calendar, it says Date Currently Not Available, Please Try Again Later. The present rolled from your hand, you dropped it, it's somewhere under the fridge but you can't quite reach it. The future looks on, eager for its time to play. You've worked hard this year. You've made it: it's happening again. This week is for you, not for Time. Time is on Holiday. Eat, drink, and be Proud for making it this far.
which unhinged female character are you
Needy Lesnicki (Jennifer's Body)
you're a little bit too sensitive and probably cry a lot. you became unhinged after years and years of trying to keep it together, but everybody else's bullshit just got to be too much. you're not afraid to get creative when it comes to keeping yourself safe, and you have a habit of pining after the wrong people. i love u though <3
what frog are you
silly fella
woah dude… ur rlly shiny. interesting nose u got there. u definitely look like you’d tell killer jokes tho. rock on little man
how will you kill god
god thought you were so annoying he killed himself
impressive. admirable. i love your work.
which gay shakespeare character are you
beatrice (much ado about nothing)
congratulations!!! you're the coolest person on this list. you're a bisexual spitfire who loves/tolerates one (1) man. you'll always stick up for your gal pals and you will wear a tux to prom and look hot as hell in it. you're smart and a little stubborn and you come up with the SICKEST burns.
what is your inner stuffed toy
knitted mouse
you're talkative and intelligent, a chatty friend who people feel like they could talk to for hours! you make an amazing friend and always manage to say the smartest things. people admire you for your wit and quick mind!
if you were a witch from pseudo-medieval times, which animal would be your familiar
Fox
Foxes can be real tricksters! They like to crack jokes, and they tell stories that leave you asking questions they only ever answer cryptically. Underneath all that cleverness though, foxes are brave and industrious. They’re good at thinking on their feet. A fox would have bonded with you because you're willing to put real effort into projects and you persevere when things get difficult. You're also creative, experimental-- you enjoy trying new things and taking some risks. And perhaps most importantly, you also have a good sense of humor, which a fox values in all their friends. Together, the two of you are some of the most famed prophets of your age. Are your prophecies always intelligible? Who’s to say. What riddle is a riddle if it’s clear?
choose some spooky things and i’ll tell you what cryptid you are
fresno nightcrawler
how would you be perceived if you were a fictional character
hot antagonist that everyone makes edits of
i know they murdered innocent people... but look at that smile (character egs - klaus mikkaelson, tom riddle, loki, crane)
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Slight eye strain warning <3 *🍬
+ homestuck jumpscare hehhahhahehs >:))
HIHSIJSI HI GUYS UHHHMMMM THIS IS HOW I REMEMBER MY SOURCE/CANON UNIVERSE :33 *🍬 (IM ROXY BTW)
No, these will NAUT match up wit the hit webcomic Homosuck >8( if u go into the notes and say some stuff lik “uhhhmmm wtf, the storyline makes no sense, X would NOT behave like that and is NOT transgender 🤨🤨🤨” SHUT UP this is where I came from and who I grew up with. if you cant accept their identities, then you can GLADLY leave >8[ anyways, heres some info about my friends and family :3
John Egbert —> Juhne Egbert
- girlboy boygirl, every and any pronouns
- is such a nerd, loves dnd (dungeons and dragons)
- def neurodivergent. would ramble on for hours about mythology and pokemon and sntuff
- always loved hiking and swimming with Jake
- bisexual/omni? i dont know, mightve dated vriska because they said the two of them were pretty close + he and Dave were hella fruity lmao
Jake English —> Jake Englishman
- cishet aroace guy, he/him 833
- loved shooting ranges, adventuring, and fishing but was a huuuuugggeee wuss when it came to literally everything else
- he has such cute moles all over him + you see that rat tail (he REFUSES to cut it even when some of us tell him it sucks. it goes really good with him tbh 8))
- color matching earings with Jane!!!!
- dated Jane for a while I’m pretyy sure. not sure if they still were before i left their reality 8(
Dirk Strider —> Dirkie Strilonde (MY POOKIE!)!!!
- transmasc (no hormone therapy cause DUHHHH were on ALIEN PLANETS >:PP), he/hit
- auughshsh had such FLUUDFFY HAIR UHRGHS <33
- loves birdwatching and bird feeding, honestly so cute whenever he pointed out the species of birds we came acorss
- hits wearing AR jr btw, jr is sooo adorable and dirkie is an amazing papa
- i honestly duno his orientation but lets just say hes queer :33
AR/Auto-Responder/Lil Hal —> AR/ARon
- is above gender, uses it/they pronouns but couldnt care less about misgendering
- its body was made from Brobot’s scraps and runs on uranium!
- bakes with Jane often and likes having rap offs with Squarewave and Sawtooth
- romance? sexuality? robots cant feel, idiot!!! /nsrs /lh
- likes to spar with anybody and everybody. tickle fights and pillow throwing ambushes are common when around the Strilonde residence!!!
Jane Crocker —> Janise “Jane” Crocker
- cishet girlie <3, she/it (pronouns do NOT equal gender!!! Remember dat :3)
- has bracelets of dirkie and jake and a hairband of me!!!!!
- her hobbies are baking, cooking, diving, and mathematics!!
- best friend for gossip >:))
- yes, those are troll horns on her :3 She is half troll!!!
Dave Strider —> David “Dave” Strilonde
- cis bi guy, he/gear prnouns
- Had black feelings for Karkat and flushed ones for Terasi (Terezi)
- usually play-fights with ARon and Jadethon (Jade) and has a fanbase for Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff!!!
- when the katana was thrown at the crow, it missed it but hit the beta, which then hit a black labrador. future dave prototyped himself and the labradorsprite together, who were then fused with current dave during the god-tier ascension. thus creating PUPPY DAVE!!!!!!!!
- age and pet regresses with Jadeth often (Jaspersprite and Fefetasprite is their caregivers/owners 833)
Rose Lalonde —> Rose Lalonde (for some reason, only meh and Rose are Lalonde and not a Strilonde like de boys ‘,:7)
- cis lesbian woman!!!!!!, she/her/horror
- loves planting with her gf Kanaya and her qpr partner Jadeth <3
- lives wit Beta/pre-scratch Mom Lalonde and ARon and Dave!!!! (Me and Dirkie live w the Egberts and Crockers)
- a satanist wiccan 8)
- a complete nerd who listens to Juhne’s rambling and debates w her about cryptids like mothman and bigfoot
anyways thats it for now lololol I RLLY RLYY LOBE ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY THEY ALL MEAN THE WORLD TO ME 8)))
..strilonder : <3
..strilonder : dudeool
..strilonder : ort
..strilonder : Roxy
#..strilonder : <3#da/irl#delusional attachment#irl/da#d/a#homestuck#hstuck#hom3stuck#hs^2#..strilonder : dudeool#..strilonder : ort#..strilonder : Roxy
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About
Hey there, I'm H (they/them) and this is my tumblr blog.
"Homo adaptionem" means "the adapting human", because I felt "sapien" was a bit too generous for a dumbass like me.
Blog info below; I recommend reading before you view the rest of the blog; definitely read before following. Enter at your own risk.
My YouTube channel is H. adaptionem. I post roughly the same kinda stuff there, except you have to look at my face and hear my voice. You can see all of my playlists at h-adaptionem.tumblr.com/ytplaylists.
I have an Instagram, theadaptinghuman, but I mainly use it for looking at other's stuff rather than posting my own.
TL;DR:
disabled, LGBT, an adult, witch, Weirdo™
personal interest blog w/ some potentially upsetting content like discourse, politics, nsfw, & gore (minors & squicked beware)
EXCESSIVE TAGGER; most trigger tags have "CW" before them; tags all slurs
doesn't mind like/reblog spam
doesn't check mentions or replies; send an ask if you need to get my attention
disclaimers: homo-adaptionem.tumblr.com/disclaimers
faq: homo-adaptionem.tumblr.com/faq
Side Blogs: (WIPs)
bone-asp-the-teeth, for food & recipes 🍕🍔🌯🥧☕📜
ethical-omnivore-h, for ethical omnivorism, locavorism, flexitarianism, animal welfare, etc. ☮♥🍽🐔🐮🐷🐝🌎
grotesque-grimoire, for witchcraft stuff 🧹🧿🕯💀 (solitary, eclectic, & non-Wiccan)
h-adaptionem, for my YouTube channel stuff specifically 🎬
h-a-reference-research-resources, for research stuff and source collecting 📝🔍
practical-herbalist, for herbalism stuff 🌿
stabbed-myself-with-a-safety-pin, for DIY & kandi shit 🧷✂🧵
Expect:
Hauls (library, bookstore, thrift, dollar store, & sometimes dumpster dives; usually fashion, decor, & collectables)
Alt fashion (stuff that resembles goth [trad/romantic/mall/casual/nu/pastel/90s/2000s], emo, punk, etc.) & decor
The Worst™ music taste you've ever seen 🎵
Some fandumb shit; those Pokeman creatures, Monster High, Danny Phantom, Elder Scrolls, Beetlejuice TAS, and more
Creepy crawlies 🕷🦂🐛🦋🦟🐜🦗🐝🐞
Mycology, fungi, plants, & gardening 🍄🦠🌵🌻
Occultism, cryptids, urban legends, creepypasta, etc. 👻👽🧛♀️🧜♀️🧚♀️🧟♂️
Struggle & poverty tips ☠🏴☠️💸
Bisexual pride 🏳🌈 💖💜💙 ♾
Nonbinary pride, duosex/nullsex pride, & transsexual pride 🏳🌈 💛🤍💜🖤 🏳️⚧️ 💖💙🤍💙💖
Hermaph pride 🦪👤🍌
Disability stuff, mainly relating to psychosis, mental health, allergies (mainly food), accessibility issues, resources, etc.
Body neutrality (🤷♂️ w/e corporeality) & Ugly Pride
Ethical omnivorism, flexitarianism, & locavorism 🐝
The occasional Discourse™ (beware of 'pinions you may not agree with and potentially problematic content!)
❗ DISTURBING CONTENT SUCH AS: sex/kink/hornyposting, artistic nudity, gore, true crime, historical events, medical stuff, the aforementioned Discourse™, etc.
CRINGE (ye be warned; don't come to the circus and bitch when you see clowns)
Whatever the hell else I like lmao this is my house, you're a guest here
Like/reblog spamming is fine, I don't mind at all.
If you want my attention, you have a better shot if you shoot me an ask, as I rarely check my mentions/replies.
I have a shit ton of stuff blacklisted, so I may not see your asks/mentions/posts if they include slurs, content triggering to me, etc. It's not that I'm ignoring you, I'm just trying to take better care of my mental health, y'know? Gotta police my own intake of content, etc. etc.
Most things are tagged, so block what you need to using tumblr's own blocking function, Xkit, or Tumblr Savior.
Slurs and triggering content usually have a CW before them, even if the OP doesn't consider the content triggering.
I tag excessively, deal with it. Tags relating to my OG content can be found at /ogtags.
DNIs/DNFs are useless and performative; I just block (& report if needed) who I dislike/etc, and I block liberally, for any reason. I respect most other people's DNIs, if they're accessible. If I can't read it, I won't bother. Don't like me? Block me.
Stay safe and stay weird!
🏳️🌈💖💜💙🏳️⚧️💛🤍💜🖤🏴☠️🧿📓💀👻🦇🦂🕷️🐛
VARIOUS IMAGES BELOWWWWWW:
#H. adaptionem#Homo adaptionem#About#Before You Follow#Pinned Post#Please Read#CW Q Slur#CW T Slur#OP is Nonbinary#OP is Transsexual#OP's Pronouns are They-Them#OP is an Adult#OP is Bisexual#OP is Hermaph#Ye Be Warned#Viewer Discretion is Advised
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regulus: so, did you kiss marlene?
dorcas: no, the moment wasn't right. look, this woman could actually be my future wife, so i want our first kiss to be amazing.
pandora: aww, that's so sweet. so you chickened out like a little bitch?
#source: bisexual-cryptid#because i saw their post and it screamed dorcas and their friends. initially i wnated it to he marlene but marlene would never chicken out#from anything EVER#(including from dying 😝)#anyways tagging :)))))))#(also it's a dorlene quote so i think it fits in the rules)#regulus black#pandora lestrange#dorcas meadowes#dorcas meadowes incorrect quotes#dorlene#dorlene incorrect quotes#shitposts
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Stiles: they don’t make them like me anymore. i’m the last of my kind.
Derek: thank god.
#teen wolf#sterek#stiles stilinski#mieczyslaw stiles stilinski#dylan o'brien#dylan obrien#derek hale#tyler hoechlin#source: bisexual-cryptid tumblr
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Alright, since Void has been procrastinating this intro post I'll do it myself.
Hey, this is Reagan, member of The Cabin In The Woods system (⛺) and this is our journaling blog. Focused around our progress on plurality, fiction identities and day-to-day occurrences related to plurality. Mostly centered around the more serious aspect of it.
Do not interact if you are an anti-endo or are a proshipper.
For more info on us, click below.
Members of our system:
➜ Void, he/it - Host. Polymorph (as well as having most as kintypes, feel free to ask). Transmasc agender + xenogenders, demi-aroace, panromantic.
➜ Cyrus, he/him - Host, protector. Animal-humanoid hybrid. Part of Void's subsystem and a half-fictive of an AU Leon S. Kennedy, super canon divergent. Trans man, demi-aroace, panromantic
➜ Reagan, any pronouns (except it/its) - Casual fronter. Caretaker/protector. Human. Leon S. Kennedy fictive, somewhat canon divergent. Genderfluid/queer, transfem, bisexual.
➜ Spikes, he/him/its - Casual fronter, optimist. Mobian. AU Sonic The Hedgehog fictive, very canon divergent. Transmasc, aroace, achillean.
➜ Bishop, he/they/it - Casual fronter, unknown. Nonhuman, AU DBD Ghostface fictive, super canon divergent. Nonbinary, bisexual.
Unlikely to show up, but here ya go.
➜ Yae, she/he - Caretaker, comfort headmate. Fictional species, demi-god. Fictive from Bishop's source. Trans man and bigender, bisexual.
➜ Leon, he/she/they - Unknown. Human. Fictive from Bishop's source who is Leon S. Kennedy, somewhat canon divergent from RE part of story, while super canon divergent from DBD part. Genderqueer, bisexual.
➜ Ashley, she/her - Unknown. Human. Fictive from Bishop's source who is Ashley Graham (RE), somewhat canon divergent from RE part of story, while super canon divergent from DBD part. Cis woman, sapphic.
➜ Caligo, it/its/she (not genderized) - Protector/Persecutor , cryptid cat. Agender.
➜ Sylva, it/its (masculines) - Little, russian sable.
➜ Hemerodromos, it/he - Teen, african wild dog.
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Dinner With A Trick
by Spooky_Vallimo
“Dude, how is dark and murderous hot?” Oliver asked, incredulous.
Hal thought back to the mission. Batman had his wings folded at his back for a majority of the peace talks, which allowed Hal to get an eyeful of him. The grey suit he wore hugged his body in a way that should be illegal, and don’t get Hal started on the boots that went up to his thighs. His really nice thighs.
Hal buried his face in his hands. “Oh my god,” he said, “You don’t even get it, he’s so fucking hot. I’m going to die.”
“Yeah, he’ll probably kill you.” Oliver agreed, unapologetic.
Or: Hal has it bad for the Bat, and ends up learning more about him by some very unsubtle hints from Batman's son.
Words: 2653, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 9 of spread your wings and fly
Fandoms: Young Justice (Cartoon), Justice League - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Hal Jordan (Green Lantern), Barry Allen, Oliver Queen, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Iris West, Wally West
Relationships: Hal Jordan (Green Lantern)/Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson/Wally West
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Wings, Crushes, Bruce Wayne is Batman, Bisexual Hal Jordan (Green Lantern), Minor Dick Grayson/Wally West, Meet the Family, Cryptid Batfamily (DCU), Pining, Attempt at Humor, Dick Grayson is Nightwing, Wally West Loves Dick Grayson, Dick Grayson Loves Wally West
source https://archiveofourown.org/works/48860086
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More bond content because apparently this is my niche in the fandom now (although yes also william my beloved he gets the attention he deserves)
The fourth fucking james headcanons from my extremely biased opinion of he’s me but better in every way
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-Bond’s gender is, certainly there, I can say that! He enjoys feminine things and has little to no dysphoria but hates to be percieved as a woman specifically, though he will often misgender himself for comedic purposes. Like he’s a girlboss but NOT a girl, you know that kind of thing.
-Generally, his gender is “whatever bothers cis people the most” to be perfectly honest. It’s very funny for him to confuse and irritate people but he WILL fuck you up if you think you can disrespect him.
-bond constantly pulls the “i fucked your girlfriend” card on moran and it’s very funny. love how that’s canon, straight up.
-every time moran says some shit like in the locker room bond goes lmao u want me and calls him gay. this has proved to be a very effective strategy
-yes, bond has a significant ego, but it’s not at all fragile. The only opinion about himself that he really values is his own, and that’s an advantage when you’re basically a celebrity most of your life. it doesn’t fuck with him like it would with most people.
-Louis had a conversation with him over tea where he just vehamently complained about liam and sherlock being stupid and in love and Bond thinks it’s the funniest thing ever
-him and moneypenny bonded over complaining about moran and moneypenny gave him so much dirt on the man
-Bitch has ~committment issues~ and you KNOW it. He loves being around people and he loves messing around with people but is 100 percent not interested in a long term relationship lmao
-He got his insane platform shoes through a conversation in which he’s like “the one downside of transitioning is that i can no longer wear heels to feel tall” and albert was like “who said that lmao” and custom ordered him the most big dick energy pair of shoes
-he pegged moran once and will never let the man live it down. it’s especially funny considering moran would definitely go for it again but bond is like haha no lmao
-like legitimately once moran realizes bond’s actually valid bond is still never gonna let him live down the shit he said. it’s funny to him now cause he’s established himself as Better Than Moran now and is going to use this status to embarass the shit out of him constantly. he has no obligation to be nice to moran even tho moran is honestly begging by then and he knows it. Good for him. He’s never gonna give the dude an inch.
-sometimes he will appear in public like a cryptid and cause a few tabloids to go “IRENE ADLER ALIVE??? MAN??? GENDER?????” and he thinks it’s very funny because they’re not credible and no one ever believes them
-before he transitioned i feel like this is kind of obvious but he definitely did this crossdressing/disguise thing constantly, like as a hobby. Being anonymous and tricking people into treating him like a dude was always the best source of seratonin and also very funny. he’s gone by like 50 different names, one of the most infamous being “ryan thomas man” which he came up with on the spot when drunk at a party. he also asserted he was the king of london
-his first gender crisis happened when he played puck in a midsummer performance and he was like damn shawty this gender kinda fire but he largely ignored it because it was useless to entertain the idea at the time
-as an actor there were constant rumors of him being attracted to women but he purposely buried them under the constant scandalous affairs with men who then suddenly and unexpectedly found all their money gone for some unknown reason so no one got around to calling him a lesbian. they didn’t know you could be bisexual
-on that note I think he’s aromantic bisexual :) ignore the fact that i am projecting my entire gender and sexuality onto him :) he can act out romance sure but he’s just like “is that not. friends with sex” and he lives by that. but yeah like romance sounds like a fucking mess to him so he mostly goes about things through one night stands iulgyfktdjrfygu but by loose terms yes he is definitely polyam
-legitimately when the crimes squad contacted him like “yo do you want to be part of the group and fake your death” he’s like uhhhhhh how am i supposed to help idk i can be the whore ig but they’re all like, yeah, we already got like three of those. but you seem pretty resourceful. i mean what do you WANT to do and he’s like uhhhhhhh can i be a man and they’re like. that can be arranged
-also jack fucking adopted him just went oh hello could i perhaps teach you the ways of manhood. need a gun. you look like you need a gun. and then went would u like to be an assassin
-on that note bond has never touched a gun before this! he just went ooh and pulled the trigger the first time they handed him one. somehow it went well. with very little training bond succeeds moran as the squad’s sharpshooter and moran is unbelievably angry about it
;ahsifh;dsohdsds;;sa i definitely could go on but holy shit this is so much
#moriarty the patriot#yukoku no moriarty#rowan's hyperfixation essays#ynm james bond#I LOVE HIM SO MUCH#yuukuko no moriarty
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