Lily: -meet up with them after? Do you know if Dorcas is coming? Mary: Mhm. Lily: *turns around and sees the curtains pulled around Mary’s bed* Mary. Mary: *groans* Lily. Don’t i deserve a lie in? Lily: *pulls open the curtains to see Mary scratching her head through her bonnet* Awww, sleeping beauty! Get up! Mary: Don’t you dare tickle me right now.

autistic regulus black 🤝 adhd james potter

Sirius: How was dinner? James: *leaning against the wall* Huh? Sirius: How was dinner? James: Terrible. Awful. Sirius: Why? What happened? James: *sits down with the others* Tonight I met the most beautiful girl I have ever seen in my entire life. Remus: Are you crazy? What’s wrong with that?! James: She’s practically engaged… to Severus Snape. Sirius: That guy could eat a bludger. Peter: Too bad. James: “Too bad?” It’s worse than “too bad”, wormtail. It’s a tragedy. A girl this beautiful in love with such a jerk. Peter: All the good ones go for jerks, you know that. Remus: Yeah, forget her. Open your potions book and try and figure out problem five. James: I can’t just forget her, Remus. And i certainly can’t think about POTIONS!

spider-man!james swooping down and saving regulus before he gets hit by a car.

Reg: let me down!

James: just hold onto me! you were about to get hit by a car!

Reg: and so you have to kidnap me?

*James lands on a rooftop and Regulus scrambles back*

James: i’m sure you don’t want to leave without these. *holds up his headphones*

Reg: *goes to take them but James holds them out of his reach*

James: don’t you think i’ve earned a reward for my rescuing efforts?

Reg: … you want a kiss?

James: *the eyes on his spidey suit enlargen* uh- i just- meant a thank you.

Reg: *takes back his headphones* thank you Jamie. *walks away*

James: … Sirius is gonna kill me.

this gif is what spider-man! james potter acts like:

(gif is from @/stydixa)

Dorcas: *tying up her locs for the game* Marlene: *stretching her arms* i hope you’re ready to lose, Meadowes! Dorcas: Make sure you warm your legs up as well. If you don’t break them in the process of losing, then i will have to do something else to them. Marlene: *coughs and gets pulled away by James*

Remus: guys, what the fuck did you do? James and Sirius: *tangled in fairy lights* we don’t want you to worry about it.

thinking about james potter making breakfast for regulus on christmas morning while only wearing pyjama bottoms, an apron saying “kiss the cook” and reindeer ears.

no i don’t think you’re hearing me clearly enough, modern au jegulus with swimmer! james potter means so much to me…

James: Remus? Any ideas on where you wanna go for a holiday? Remus: Somewhere cold.

do you think it feels good for wolves to go awoo i think it feels good

Sirius: hey

Remus close to the full moon: who have you been hanging out with? I can smell cologne on you. It's not mine.

Remus: And um, and here's another problem- Sirius said, that Reg likes pretty guys

James: …Are you telling me I'm not a pretty guy?

Marlene: He's very pretty!

Remus: Yeah, I just-

Marlene: That's a gorgeous guy!

Remus: I just wasn't sure-

Marlene: You're a gorgeous guy!

Remus: I didn't know, y'know.

Oliver ‘always the side kick, never the lover’ Marks

Marlene: wait, why did you section the dorm with tape again?

James: To make sure everyone is keeping all their stuff in their area? I can never find anything.

Peter: Remus' depression bed is so bad he can't even sleep in it! He has to squeeze in with Sirius!

James: ...yes. They squeeze in together just fine...

Remus: *glaring*

Lily: Remus and I are going to the library, are you guys going to be okay alone?

Sirius: *throwing rings into the air as Prongs catches them on his antlers* obviously.

Wolfstar: *making out in Sirius' room*

James: um hello?

Sirius: prongs? *climbing off Remus* what are you doing here?

James: last time I checked I lived here???